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-AJbstra.cts of _A.11 Lands and To-wn Lots in. tlie County
ffidèT* The only Set of Abstracts in the County
WOMAN’S WORLD.
by Profettsor Max Muller and the llev. J. having my husband's shirts 'done up.’
IMPRESSIONS OF NASSAU.
Bellamy, D. D., president of St. John's and I don’t expect to pay more for this
college.
*u Island of Unending Summer Not Fa«
THE important question of wo ­ | One of the lecturer». Dr. Murray, is work.”
Away—Tlie Laxy Inhab tants.
Further
argument
ensued,
but
the
men WORKING TO KILL TIME. ( elaborating a dictionary in which he in-
Nassau is ore of the smallest of the
clerk's position in the matter was im­
| tends to give a history of every one of pregnable, and the lady finally paid the Bahama islands, covering a length of
twenty miles by an average of live miles
A Talented Writer—What a Woman Can ' the 50,000 words that it contains. It has bill, after threatening to have her laun­
1 already taken him ten years with the dering doue elsewhere. She left the of­ in width. Tho city is built, facing the
Do- Oxford «'aken by Women—So Soon
north, upon the slo|»e of a ridge, running
assistance of three girls.
fice in a very feverish state of mind.
Forgotten — In
tlie
Editor's Chair.
West to east, and nearly 100 feet at its
About
a
thousand
women
were
at
Ox
­
The
clerk
told
me
that
since
women
|
Pretty Mr«. A l-OIIMOII.
ford during the summer, and all were and girls began wearing men’s attire highest. The soil is thin, the island con­
sisting of an old coral reef, elevated grad­
I Recently in Brooklyn » teacher in one intensely interested iu the idea of ex­ work in the laundries had greatlv in­ ually from the ocean, and during that
of the public schools received a legacy, tending university education to the creased, but tile profits were only slightly period subjected to the action of the
fihe immediately announced her resigna­ masses.
augmented. This was because more waves, leaving it honeycoml>ed and
Women take more interest in the idea time was consumed in laundering this pocketed. This rock is compact, of sand
tion. saying she felt that the place ought
to belong to some one who needed the i than do the men, and they are not friv­ new tangled women's apparel, and they made from disintegrated corals, yellow­
compensation, which she no longer did. olous women, t it ’ier. To use Mrs. Lock hoped to induce the ladies to discard it ish creamy in color and soft in texture,
This incident brings np anew the some­ wood’s words: “They are not all young by putting up the prices, on the score of •o that it is quarrLxl by sawing and chis­
what delicate question of how far ama­ women, nor handsome women, nor fash­ economy, if for nothing else. The laun­ eling. becoming considerably harder by
teur industry ought to go. Quite dif­ ionable women 1 have looked in vain drymen did not care to toil gratuitously, exposure. Tlie surface of the rock is
ferent from this woman s evident opin- for bustle or bangs or fringe or any su- even if they were accommodating.— covered with looso pieces, exceedingly
irregular in form. Over this is a very
ion in the matter is that held by an­ perfluoua adornment. There is a sprink­ New York Herald.
little soil.
other She is a graduate of Vassar, aud ling of men. either very young or very
The stre«‘ts are graded through this
Leather for Skirts.
she found on sitting down at home after old, and a few of what might properly
her college career that time hung heavy be called laboring men.”—London Let­
I was asking a pretty girl who has natural nx'k, with natural gutters and
walks.
The Ureetsat right angles to tho
ter.
upon lier hands.
been at the Grand hotel this summer water front
cr«»i»s the ridge generally
Her father, a man of wealth, is also a
how she had kept the bottoms of her through deep cuts iu the natural rock in
Soon Forgotten.
prominent member of the board of edu­
How soon one’s good deeds are forgot­ skirts in such good order. For answer order to lessen the grade. The dwellings
cation in the suburban town where they ten. And how soon in the busy and she lifted up the skirt of the tweed of the bettor sort ar<‘ square or oblong
reside. She decided to touch. and it was moving life of a big city do the most traveling dress and showed me a deep square, seldom more than two stories
easy for linn to provide a place for her. prominent sink into obscurity when they facing of suede leather. She told me high, with low ceilings and low pyra-
She lives at home in all luxury. A hand­ have retired from active work. In a that she had it put in all her street midical roofs. These houses are always
some carriage, with liveried coachman, recent issue of the I.uter-Ocean is this gowns, as it keeps them in so much surrounded on at least two sides with
takes tier to school every day, aud on four line item:
neater condition than the old style braid. broad verandas, closed in with slats to
the hand which signs the receipts for her
A pretty, very serviceable early fall keep out the light. For this reason the
"Mrs. Jane C. Hoge, an elderly wo­
quarter's salary are glittering rings, man. fell at her home. No. 1152 North gown 1 saw worn tho other day was of houses apjwar larger than they are.
whose gems are worth three times the Halsted street, last week and fractured light cheviot, made with the English Dornier windows abound. The house
colors are stone, light yellow, cream; the
amount of the stipend.
her hip. She died yesterday from her skirt, and an open jacket opening over a blinds are brown or green. High stone
shirt of white silk. The hem of the
I Is this misplaced energy or only com­ injuries.”
walls, wi<h broken glass bottles cemented
mendable industry? Not long ago a
Nearly thirty years ago the name of skirt was turned up on the outside, and
young girl whose father was bankrupt this "elderly woman" was on every­ a fold of brown silk braid inserted just into the ridges, inclose the houses and
and infirm and whose mother was dead body's lipa. She was one of the most before stitching. The waist was finished gardens; ornamented openwork gate­
tried to turn her chief talent—decorative ■ prominent ladies in Chicago, the possess­ the same way. The shoes were of patent ways afford a glimpse within.
The cocoa nut. the royal the palmetto
painting - f ■ iieeount. She prepared I or of great intellectual strength and abil­ leather, long, low heeled and narrow, and
the silver leaf palms abound. The
»ome worlc ninl hiibmitted it to several ity in every direction. During the war while the hat was a rough brown straw, giant Cul»a. or silk cotton tree, oleanders
dealers All admired, but none cared to ; she was one of the most earnest work­ trimmed with ribbons ami birds.—New of large size, enormous amaryilids, with
purchase At length one offered her a ers in the Union cause, and none was York Letter.
the many species of the citrus family,
puce which scarcely covered the expense more indefatigable iu personal efforts
hang up their yellow fmit against the
Work for Poor Women.
ol the material, and so she somewhat in­ than she. She was one of the prime
sun. The russet jaj»«Mlilla just coining into
Mrs.
Horne-Payne,
a
well
known
Lon
­
dignantly told him
fullness adds a sjMx ial charm to its back­
movers in the executive committee of
'It's tbe liest I can do." he said with a the Soldiers' home when it was founded. don journalist, lias succeeded in placing ground of dark green waxy leaves. The
her
"Cottage
Industries,
”
in
Knights
­
thrug of the shoulders; "lean get all 1
vegetation seems rather sub-tropical than
About 1862 Mrs. Hoge visited the hos­
ran sell for less even than this. You see, pitals at Cairo and Mound City, and bridge, on n self supporting foundation. thoroughly tropical. This results not
She
is
assisted
by
the
Duchess
of
Aber-
there are plenty of ladies who do this labored hard to solace the wounded and
from want of heat, may be, blit need of
work merely for the occupation. They to see that the contributions to the sol­ corn, Mrs. Mackey, Lady Archibald soil.
Campbell
and
other
leaders
of
fashion
­
The city of Nassau is extremely pict­
me fond of painting, anil only care to diers were properly distributed. She
keep in material." Ho further admitted was also one of the members of the first able society. These “cottage industries” uresque with the quaint narrow streets,
are
fine
weaving,
embroidery,
lace
mak
­
white, deep gutters cut from living rock,
that not any of them, or certainly only womans council of the United States
one or two. displayed the skill and sanitary commission. Her labors in be­ ing and drawn work, which poor women large dwellings, with the lower or street
artistic effect which the work before half of the soldier, to say nothing of her can carry on at their homes, thus earn­ .^ >rv, for warehouse» or shop, the outside
him showed, lint most of them painted many sterling qualities, entitle her at ing a decent livelihood, while preserving stairways and balconies? Every building
that skill which would otherwise be lost has souk ; special individuality about it
with grace and delicacy, and their wares least to kindly mention and respectful and
forgotten through disuse.—Harper’s which adds much to the slim total of the
rere salable. Now. ought all this to be? comment.
Bazar.
charm one tinds in quietly roaming round
-New York Times
the streets.
With such a career to her credit she
A Place for Workers’ Children.
Here it is literally always afternoon.
deserved better than a passing note as
A Talented Writer.
The
guild
of
the
Silver
Cross,
which
No one works. Ask a question and it
Miss Katharine Pearson Woods, au- an “elderly woman." It would have is a branch of tho order of the King's Will be answered the day after to-mor­
hor of the much discussed “Metzerott been kinder to have s uffered her to die Daughters, is about to open a day row. The few shops open about break­
ilioemaker,” is a Virginia lady. 37 years unnoticed and unknown.—Chicago Post. nursery in Harlem. This day nursery is fast time, and are then shut up during
J age. a worthy disciple of Edward
for the benefit of working mothers, who that meal, and bn*akfast time is not
to the Editor's Chair.
lellamy and n member of the Economic
The editress of The Woman’s Penny are thus provided with a safe and happy early. I went into a wholesale store at
:lnb. which progressive society she or-
shelter for their little ones while they noon time. The one clerk was fast
pinized. She is the granddaughter of Paper is a true lover of her sex. She are earning the children's bread. It is asleep in his chair, and I left him undis­
he Rev James Dabney McCabe and the and her staff work together on the most hoped in time to add a kindergarten to turbed. The blacks, seemingly twenty
freat-granddanghter of James McCabe, friendly terms. Not only are all the ar­ the nursery. The ladies who have to one of the whites, sit lounging, gab­
rho fought in the French and Indian ticles written by women, but the com­ founded this most practical of charities, bling, chalAng, talking loud and laugh­
mil Revolutionary wars. She is a pret- positors are women, the office boy is a almost without funds, will hold a fair ing, but 1 have not seen one at work
The English majesty of law is thor­
:y. willowy woman of medium height, woman, and so are the j 'nitor and te­ for its benefit on the 5th, Oih and 7th of
oughly resjiected here. The principal
with a delicate, spiritnelle face, lumi­ legrapher. The editress has but one November.—New York Letter.
I crinies—profanity, jawing and slander—
name
for
her
staff
—
dear.
The
assistant
nous gray eyes and very charming man­
editor is called my dear, but the rest of
are among the colored races, and they
ners
Minerva Parker, a Philadelphia archi­
[ In 1873 Miss Woods was particularly the help answer to plain and simple but tect, less than twenty-four years of age, enjoy defending themselves at law.
sweet
and
short
“
dear.
”
Shops close at 5 p. ni. Saturday is a
fascinated by the life of the Mount Cal­
At home The Penny editress em­ has received the commission from the half holiday and Sunday a Puritanical
vary Sisters, of the Episcopal church,
woman's
department
of
the
World's
fair
who established a convent in Baltimore, ploys a maid-of-all-work. i: woman cook to erect tho pavilion of the Isabella ex­ one.
Back of Nansau
in the parish where she was doing mis­ and two "lady helps" in the"preservery," hibition. Miss Harriet Hosmer, who is and
down on to lower levels swarm the
Bion work Tile young girl was a fre­ w ho put upthe jellies, jams, marmalades to make the Queen Isabella statue, will colored people. Their small garden
and
fruit
butters,
from
which
she
real
­
quent and welcome visitor at the con­
submit a wax model of her work in pieces are wulled in with the loose pieces
vent. and in 1874 applied for admission, izes half the profits of her journalistic December, and Eliza Allen Starr, who is of coral rock. Their cabins are small,
work.
Disgusted
with
the
laziness
and
and was accepted and received as a general worthlessness of her gardeners, writing the life of the queen, has nearly with one or may lie two rooms, of rock
novice. She remained in the cloister
or coral, palmetto thatched. Tho gar­
advertised for female labor, and an completed the work.
only six months, and, returning to the she
dens are bare, honey com I n-d coral rock,
avalanche of horticultural loveliness
World, she taught school for eight years swept down upon her. Many of the ap­
A grove meeting was recently conduct­ where with a crowbar the banana, the
In .Mount Washington and Wheeling. plicants for the position of gardener were ed on a Sunday afternoon by Miss Ga­ cocoanut or inaizi* is planted. They are
unkempt, unthrifty, dirty; but every­
W Ya
daughters of clergymen. She made her brielle Greeley in the beautiful pine
Newspaper work followed, and she selection, and bin since openlv declared grove which her father planted forty where kind mother nature covers the
contributed the usual quantity of poems, that women make the liest gardeners in years ago on his farm at Chappaqua. A garden walls with lichens and tho con­
sketches and short stories to the waste the field.—London Letter.
number of Mr. Greeley's old personal volvulus, and the great lobe«I leaves <»f
basket before being recognized. With
friends were present, and Miss Greeley the bread fruit, the alumna and tho
the pluck of the southern woman she
was assisted by O. C. Gilmore, a former palms give to the eye an ever varying,
Pretty Mrs. Aronson.
ever entirely satisfying picture.
persisted, and when, a year ago. her
slave,
and a quartet of colored jubilee an These*
Mrs. Rudolph Aronson, the wife of
cabins of the colored people (our
"Metzerott" appeared anonymously her the manager of tho Casino, is a sort of singers.
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inheritance from Spanish cruelty) liter­
identity was betrayed and her praises female Admirable Crichton. She draws,
Miss Flora Grace, of Iowa, whose I ally swarm with children. The tra­
sung She lias just published a second she paints, she plays, she sings and she
name
suggests rather tbe esthetic than I ditional stair of from live to twelve little
story. “.The Mark of the Beast," a re­ "sculpts.” She has recently completed
the
practical,
is the inventor of a cook­ pickaninnies is found in every cabin.
markable work directed against the a terra cotta bust of her very handsome
ing
thermometer,
which, instead of reg­ “Massa, gib me copjM*r for bread!” Tiny
"sweating shops." with which system husband. The likeness is most marked,
istering
‘
‘
summer
heat,” “blood heat” are inveterate beggars. They any they
the entire labor world is unhappily most the work is wonderfully strong and
and
“
freezing
point.
” marks the boiling can't get work, or if they do get any but
familiar.—Exchange.
wholly nnsuggestive of the amateur. point for meat, the gently simmering al­ little is paid twenty-live to lilly cents a
Mrs. Aronson is a pupil of St. Gaudens, titude and the varying baking points for dav. The truth is, there is no de .ire,
What a Woman Can Do.
perhaps no incentive, to work, no ambi­
who ranks her among his “first liest.” meats, bread, cake ami pies.
‘What a woman can do” is well ex-
tion to satisfy. Hunger is easily satisfied
in
addition
to
all
these
gifts
and
accom­
pniplifled by the career of Mrs. Alice
by fruit, sweet potato, uuns and fish.
Although rumor constantly says that But littl<‘ fruit is exjiorted. and that from
[Houghton Mrs. Houghton is a tall, plishments Mrs. Aronson is a distract-
one and two button length gloves are to the outlying iwlands, not from lien».
handsome woman with the rapid, brusque ingly pretty woman.
Her eyes are as blue as turquoises, her be worn, still women will not give up Sponge fishing is the one industry which
Inanner of one who knows the business
skin has the transparent fairness and the
methods of the big. booming west. She tints of a conch shell, her pretty little the long, wrinkled wrist glove. For no here is active.
For the climate, I would judge we had
pught to know them, too, for those same teeth are like pearls, and all this facial matter how plain tho gown, if a pair of
pethods have made for Mrs. Houghton perfection is framed in pale golden hair. long wristed gloves were drawn on a in tho United States no spot equal to this
•ver £250.000 in three years. She is the Mrs. Aronson is little and young—just finish is at once given the gown that can for unending summer. For (»cople ad­
vanced in life who desire to avoid our
be accomplished in no other way.
eal estate queen of Washington tern­
on the other side of her teens. She is an
winters, for tired I »min workers, for
ary and she handles property whose excellent linguist, an omnivorous reader,
The oldest pensioner in the United cas«« of low vitality, for the beginning of
alue would take away the breath of the and she has a younger sister as pretty as
tlront and lung troubles. I should say
oimnon real estate speculator, even in herself, with a voice over which Theo­ States is Mrs. Henry Ray. a colored Nassau is the place.—Fred Stearns in
woman
112
years
old,
who
lives
near
Chicago.
dore Thomas enthnses.—New York Glen Gardner, N. J. Her husband was Detroit- Free I’n-ss.
’I believe a woman can do anything
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an army cook during the war of 1812,
Pt* takes a fancy to.” said Mrs. Hough P-ees.
Self
for I>y«pep«iin.
and she draws a life pension of $12 a
An Exquisite Fabric.
tou ‘I started out with a lucky si»e< u-
This treatment requires much perse­
month.
She
is
in
good
health,
but
near
­
One of the most exquisite dress fabrics
stion in real estate at Spokane Falls, by
verance and practice, oil» r«
it may
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*hich I made £10.000. I didn’t put it ever brought tothiscountry isa Japanese ly blind.
to some extent prove a failure: but re­
iway In a safe dei»osit vault. I invested rainbow crape, which Miss Elizabeth
All the estate of the late Henry W newed vigor will always le in propor­
t and made more. Then I hired an Bisland found in Japan during her trip Grady, of The Atlanta Constitution, tion to tliepractice. »(<■ not discouraged.
>fiice ami began commission deals. I around the world last spring. It is a has been placed in the hands of his First thing in the morning and last thing
“}ive done a business since wbteb has silvery white, silky, daintily woven widow, and amounts to about $175.000. at night rub the alslomen <lown the left
’un np occasionally to the amount of stuff, with a ver}’ fine crapy twill and a Mrs. Grady has arrived home from side and up tlw right in a round circle,
tiOO.OOO a Week.”
ni'smlight sheen overlying it. Acroe« Chautanqua, and is making arrange­ also rub down the breast; now pace
Mrs Houghton does the biggest com- the rarrow breadths, in diagonal stripes, ments for the education of her children. acr<es the room once or twice, and then
snap the lower liinlis. like a whip lash,
uiSBiou business in Spokane Falls, and rre laid faint, illusive colors of pale rose,
for exercise. Now twist »lie lower limbs,
s wildly enthusiastic about her home.— light gold, the blue of early dawn, faint
Mrs. Grace January, the wealthy St. first on one side, then on the other, and
green and shadowy lilac.
»hicago Tribune.
Louis widow, who was reported to be
I These ravishing hues, that are rather engaged to marry the Hon. Mr. Truen, rock up on th# t.s-s. Now for the lungs
suggested than defined, seem to glimmer of England, has a fortune of $5.000.000. and alslomen: first, take in a half breath,
Osfnnl Taken by Women.
then exhale nil Hie air powable. then fill
Oxford is no longer sacred to tnaacn- through warp and woof of the lustrous She is not yet forty, anil is a very hand­ the lungs to tb<ir full capacity, walk
silk,
one
minute
burning
in
flames
of
ioe genius only Belva Lock wood has
some woman, with delicately cut feat- «cries the rootn and Iwk. at tbe same
there with eight of her American color, to be lost the next in vague melting one. brilliant dark eyes and dark hair. time throwing tbe arms buck. Now in a
wters. haring knocked and gained ad- lights. At a dinner given by Sir John
half bn-ath send out every |»irt«le of air
■>i«sion within the walls where the Millais in London Mi« Bisland wore a
Julia Brink, a medical writer ot some till you see tlie abdom n working like a
“owi-r cl England's statesmen have been gown of this beautiful crape, and the note, has received from the British Med­ bellows, and you will soon Us-.sne a deep
great artist was enthusiastic in his ad­ ical a»«ociation of London $100 to defray breather. For more extend«! prai tice
"Ocatsd
Briva Lockwood and company have miration of the fabric, which be had the expense of pnbli«hin<i» physiological in deep breathing ttie morning before
studying “University extension” never before seen. —New York Ledger.
treatise on the nutrition of the muscle. rising is a g<»«l time, provided there is
•jth a view to inaugurating it in the
Dr. Brink ia tb<- first woman to be tbtu full ventilation and that the air inside is
Wouen'a Laundry Work Cofit«.
as pure and fresh as that on tbe outside.
honored.
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Before a good fin- » ash the hands and
Three years ago Oxford grasped a new
“Why do yon charge me twenty-fir«
Through
the
influem
eof
the
Women
’
«
’‘‘ought It opened a summer school, cent« tor 'doing up' thi» ahirt waist in-
hb*rai]y supplied with professors, oflT
Addres HLLAMOOK ABSTRACT CO.,
i
THE POSSIBLE UTOPIA.
HOW TO REACH THE IDEAL STATE
ABOUT WHICH WE DREAM.
Human Nature 1«. Rich in Resource«, and
Needs Only to
lie Cultivated Properly
an<l Lifted Up —The Forces of Religion,
Philanthropy and Culture.
Tillamook, Oregon
Count P*Or.ey nnd the Tailor.
It is recounted that one day. being
(
caught in his private dressing room by u
tailor who raged, and said he would not
leave till he had l.ssi piid his bill. Count
D'Orsav list,ned thoughtfully for a time.
fixing his eyes upon a package that tho
irate tailor had dtqxisited upon a chair.
This (»ackage was env« lo(>ed in a coarse
sort of canvas.
“Have you much of that stuff in your
shop?” said Count D’Oisav.
"What kind that ugly canvas? If I
wanted it I could t«»-morn»w have enough
to wrap up all the merchandise in the
London docks.”
“London docks!’’ said the count;
“don’t talk nonsense. Come to me to­
morrow at 4 o’chick and take my meas­
ure for a pair of trdusvrs cut from this
canvas.’’
In vain tlie tailor endeavored to dis­
suade lhe count, slating that the canvas
was not suitable for a garment, and in a
short time Count D'Orsiy was supplied
with the canvas trousers.
At 5 o’clock one afternoon he climlied
tho vast staircase of Crockford’s, then
one of the fashionable clubs of London,
and the first ¡»eison whom he met was
Lord Chester I ield.
“Upon my word,” said tlie noble lord,
“you have a singular garment there—
something rare, without doubt. Always
tho same original und charming
D’Orsav!”
The count received the compliment
with some confusion.
“It is perhaps not exactly elegant,” he
said, “but it is very handy und fresh,
esjiecially suited to riding on horseback.”
In u few moments a groiq» of dandies
had surrounde«! lhe clever Frenchman,
Lord Chesterfield in the main parlor was
ex|»atialing on tho originality of
D’Orsay’s taste, and a few days after­
ward the tailor found himself overrun
with orders for the canvas trousers. Lord
Chesterfield himself ordered a dozen
pairs. Count D'Orsay had accomplished
his purpose, ami the delighted tailor
«?anie no more with his troublesome bill.
—Edward King in Cosmopolitan.
Apropos of the current discussion respect­
ing a Utopian state of society and the way to
' reach it, we wonder whether any one has
thought of calculating the results which
j would rapidly follow if every individual
• would honestly try to do the best he knows
how to do in the sphere in which he is placed.
Human natere is exceedingly rich in re­
sources, and its vast powers have never yet
been half utilized. Every one is conscious of
being able to do a great ileal better than be
ever does. Most of us choose our tasks un­
wisely, we waste time, we loiter and we daw­
dle, we do but imperfectly what we might
do in such a way that it would bring us
credit and advancement. Then there is the
large number of people at the top of society
w ho are beyond the necessity of labor, and
who only amuse themselves in life, and tbe
larger number at the bottom of society who
are loo indolent or too vicious to do any use­
ful thing. It is evident that if every indivi­
dual would find some useful occupation, such
as he is naturally fitted to succeed in, and
would perforin all its duties to the best of bis
powers, society without going aside from its
present lines of development would rapidly
approach that perfect state, of the ultimate
coining of which Isuiah prophesied and Pluto
dreamed.
In the first place, we should instantly get
rid of our police forces and standing armies,
all prisons, most asylums, the larger part of
our law courts aud all those forces and insti­
tutions which are occupied with keeping cer­
tain classes in order and in settling the dis­
putes of others. Most of the non-producing
professional men, the lawyers, the doctors
and the judges, would lose their employment
and could go about some lietter business in
the world, w hich would have few disputes to
settle und less and less diseases to heal as time
goes by The great army of idlers would be
at work, either increasing production or short­
ening the hours of labor of those who are now
IVhrn Attacked by Pneumuuia-
industrious. The poor, except in the compar­
“Wliat is th« fiist Kyinptoin of pneu­
atively few cases of accident or misfortune,
would have enough and to spare through the monia?” was asked u Brooklyn physician
practice of the virtues of industry and econo­ the other day.
“A Revere chill,” was the reply.
my There would be no idle women and no
“What ought a man to do who it
lazy men living a useless life upon the inter­ I
est of inherited money, for each would lind BPizctl with such a chill?”
some nobler task, either of self culture or in
“He should get into a hath tub con­
the unpaid service of the arts or tbe sciences. taining hot water so hot that it would
Business, exempt from its present losses redden the skin—and stay there as long
through dishonesty and fraud, would be car­ as he can.’’
ried on with a freedom und profit now im­
“What is the philosophy of such treat­
possible, every manufactured article would ment?”
be better made and every purchase would lx
“A severe chill, which always precedes
cheaper, the public gaining immensely there­ i
pneumonia, indicates that tho blood has
by.
A thousand conveniences would be possible gorged the lungs, liver or kidneys. Now,
iu a society in w hich every member was in­ the first remedial step is to dissipate thia
dustrious und the most were well to do, even blood. The hot I »al h does this, ltdraws
Mr. Bellamy's fanciful picture of social pros­ the blood to the suri'aee, and dissipates it
perity und happiness being surpassed. The over a greater area. After having lain
intellectual life of mankind would be won- in the hath until relief is experienced,
drously quickened. The sciences would re- the patient should step out of it and wrap
veul a thousand yet undreamed of truths, in­ himself iu a wooh n blanket. Don’t stop
vention woulu adapt the laws of nuture to to dry yourself with a towel, but wrap
tbe use of man in directions yet undiscovered, the warm wool around you and tunflde
whut sermons we might hour in the churches into lx-<l.
from clergymen now using only half their
“Tho consensus of opinion among tho
power, and then free from tbe necessity of leading physicians of the day is that
sjiendiiig so much time in exhortutiou to do
the things we so well know ought to be donel pneumonia is an infectious disease. That
What books might be written by uulbors is, the disease germ is in the air, and
vwfio now trifle with their powersl What when (In* light physical condition is pre­
editorials we might read in every morning's sented the disease lakes root and fructi­
paper, the result of accurate knowledge and fies. The jiopiilnr idea that pneumonia
perfect style, acquired by years of patient is confined to cold weather is an errone­
toil! Amusements, too, would be a thousand ous one. There is no pneumonia in tho
times more delightful as man discovered the Arctic regions. It is mainly due to the
resources of his intellectual and moral being, sudden changes in our tempiuatiirc. By
and learned to find his recreation in using the consulting the health reports of New
higher gifts of bis nature instead of the lower. York city it will I si found that the high­
In order to the realization of un ideal slut« est death rate occurs in ikt•<‘tulier and
of society like this it is not necessary that any February, but that there . rea good many
new direction lx, given to human progress. cases in August. New York Sun.
All the panaceas that have been rej»orted to
date, the nationalization of land, or the vari­ I
A I.«»»I Opportunity«
ous phases of socialism, ure deficient in the
In the memoirs of th« Count de Fal-
same fatal respects. They Luke no account of
Correapond-
human nuture. The defects in the existing loux, now puNiwIiing in
state of things lie not iirsociety but in indi­ ent, tho following passage, referring to
viduals. They exist in men who make no the coup <1’etat <»( Napoleon III. occurs;
wise or good use of powers and opport unities “Among the prisoners detained at Mont
which they uow possess, and would undoubt­ Valerien Dec. 2, 1851, was one Anthony
edly act in the same way umid other con­ Chomet. lie gave to a lady visitor a
ditions. Ideal surroundings would be of little number of letters to take to Paris, and
use to men who have the dis|»os tion to lie said: ‘Tell my family J am in no danger,
idle, or intemperate, or vicious, or to prey but that I feel inconsolable to have held
upon their fellows. No reform in institutions the d<*stiny of France in my hand and
can ever remove the consequences of these have let it slip!’ Nolxsly understood the
vices. It is the vast num tier of parasites, phrase, but the fact was this: In the
that prey «¡»on the social body and sap it« constituent assembly preceding the elec­
vital forces, that retards human progress and tion of Louis Napoleon to the presidency,
prevents it from reaching the ideal of which Chomet had introduced an amendment
it is capable and which has been in the mind« excluding the members of families that
of its poets and philosophers since the world had reigned in France from the office of
began
Without saying that present con­
ditions are all that they should 1x5, it is jxir- president. Louis Najioleon ascended the
fectly evident that any one of sound health, rostrum and HjH»k«» against the amend*
using bis forces and opportunities at their nient ho awkwardly, so incoherently, and
best, whatever his sphere in life, may find with an accent so foreign ami strange
happiness enough and a sufficient degree of that he was all the time interrupted by
wealth. What humanity need« is, not to listen the noisy laughter and railleries, and
to the fanciful teachings of idealists, but finally compiled to desist ignominiously«
some inspiration which will lead its individ­ Then Chouiet ar<»se and sai«l: ‘After the
uals to use their present resource«.
asM inbly has heard that harangue, and
It is this inspiration which the combined all Franc« will have read it to-morrow,
forces of religion, philanthropy and culture there is no further need of my amend­
are M^»-king to impart. Varied in their line« ment. I withdraw it.’” 11<* 1 hat makes
of effort, they are all working to this end. himself ridiculous makes himself im(»os-
Tbe time has been when religion was too sible, is the French saying, and Chomet
much occupied with the concerns of another was guided by it. But Lads Najioleoii
life; but it is being more clearly recognized outlived tlie ridicule and Is-eaine master
that, as Epictetus «aid, tbe concern how to
live wisely in tui* world is the great and mas­ of France, which would not have been
ter tiling; that, indeed, any other possible possible if ('hornet's amendment had be­
life is dependent upon the kind of life that is come law.—Paris Jx-th-r.
lived here. Oar now in its perception of
this fact, the best religious influences of our
time are uniting with those of phil«wophy and
culture in teaching men and women how to
use th is life to the best advantage What­
ever hopes of progress «ociety lias lie in the
success of these efforts. Their sphere of labor
lie« mainly among those who are not now
an electrical <»|»erHliori performed
industrious, sober, economical of their re­
perfect MUcce-HM. The mole was
sources, or virtuous in life. Whoever among
these classes is saved from vice or i<lien*ws is
After ti w wk the mole, which
so much dead weight lifted from tbe wheels
urned to a black mass, fi ll off
of progress, and aids an «jual strength to
skin in good condition. Tho
the power which
them onward —
-liows hai illy a trace of dis­
I'rovidence Journal.
Tim I quality of Drath.
Death come. equally to in all, and I make«
ua all equal when b. com«. Tbe aaltey i of en
oak in a chimney are no epitaph of that, to
tell me bow high, or how large, that waa; it
tell, me not what file k> it abeitered while It
■tood, nor a bat men It hurt when it fell. Tbe
duet of great perwirn’ grave« u apwchlea., too;
it any« nothing, it dutingul.be. nothing. A.
wion the duet of ■ wretch whom thou wouklat
not, M of ■ prince whom thou couldat not. look
up>n, will troubl. thine eye. if tin wind blow
It thither; and wh«n a whirlwind hath blown
and sin now wears tlie most
itoli du <s with impunity
A Hint tn Rmnk^r«.
It MN’fiiN to tn«! that ordinary polite-
n<*RR, tiie
-i «lif tât»^ oí courtesy,
would «iiggofct to MJiioki-rn that public
convey an««*, |»ul»lic audience room«,
public eating places, public drinking
places, are for the enjoyment of the
whole publi«! and not f*»r a
rna-
IN
THE
BANANA E_LT.
Bill N’ye’« Surprising VIvrtHiirrx in Com­
pany with Mr. Kiley lln^gnni.
Many southern people come to St Paul and
Minneapolis, it is said, in order to escape the
rigorsof their own winter Tho Itanana Uelt,
extending from Dulutli to \Vinni|x remind«
one of tropical Africa. Uut week Mr Riley
Haggard and I started out for a little quiet
elepliunt «hooting in the country Bidding
| farewell to the concierge al the hotel, we
packed our heavy express rifles and smooth
, bore elephant guns, penetrated as far ax
tbe sleeping car could convey us, and. bid­
ding farewell to our faithful Wan Wenga,
I who caressed us both with a whisk broom to
the value of twenty scudi, we hired an ele­
phant apiece and began to permeate the jun­
gle, preceded by our trusty bird dog.
At the kraal or livery stable where we en­
gaged our elephants we were told that game
was very plenty about thirty miles across the
dinglelow, and that in a small forest of jing-
sang trees and lioola bushes quite a covey of
quagga and elephants had been scared up by
a Boer who had penetrated the jungle accom­
pli ii«l by his brakje or dog.
The first night wecampul beneath the shade
of a Vienna bread fruit tree on thebordersof
tbe Karroo, ami preventing the escape of our
trusty elephants by attaching their trunks,
we began to prepare our evening meal. I
read the directions from a book of African
travel, ami my very faithful comrade, Mr.
Riley Haggard, did the cooking.
First refreshing ourselves with a long
draught from a gourd of sp/opju from
Peoria, marked 1842, so called because it is
placed on the market eighteen hours ami
forty-two minutes after it is made, our faith­
ful gun liearer, Ylang Ylang, began to carve
the bultong, Meiboss, and jerked muskrat for
the evening meal. Making a bright Are of
karroo bushes ami fresh train tigs, a wad of
mealies was soon simmering over the coals,
while the odor of Cincinnati bultong per­
vaded tho tropical forest.
Ylang Ylang, our faithful valet, who has
made his name a household word because of
his search after Schwatka and One Night
Stanley, said that according to the l>ooks ou
African exploration it was uow time to bed
down the elephants. After doing this he re­
turned and proceeded with the cuisine.
We had hardly swallowed our supper, and
Mr. Riley Haggard was about to climb a
date palm to secure u few luscious lecture
dates, wlum our ears wore saluted by a most
unearthly ami ear piercing roar from the
heart of tho jungle. At this moment our
faithful Ylang Ylang camo in with eyes
sticking out like u sore thumb to announce
that our bird dog had flushed a largo Aby»-
sinian lion.
Hurriedly putting a little Mayonnaise
dressing on our faithful Ylang Ylang, we
sent him out to parley with the lion while we
put on our telegraph climt>ers, and Alling our
pocket« with bultong we ascended a Duluth
palm tree.
We had not long to wait! The wang-wanga
bushes puled and a low, heavy sot perform­
ing lion crept soft ly into the open Karroo,
preceded at a distance of about flinte-quartera
of an inch by our faithful Ylang Ylang. As
the (xx»r fellow juin|»ed a low Kirdisb bush,
I heard u crunching sound such as 1 never
hope to hear again, and turned away my
head rather than m * c our trusty gun bearer
in the act of backing into u lion.
As soon as 1 could regain my courage by a
small nip of spoopju, I looked back at the
sickening s(»ectaclu. All was still save the
distant song of tho red breasted blim-blum in
the Koojoo bushes.
Suddenly rememl»ering how I had once
BOi'i) a lion tamer make a lion quail, 1 de­
scended from tho tree ami, taking a small
riding whip with me, I said, “HiI” ami
whipping him across tho forelegs, in the
mean limo frequently making the remark
“Hi!” I drove him away from there. Out of
the kraal, down the sloot or dry water
course und across the Karroo lands ho sped
ami soon back to Winnipeg, where he joined
his congress of rare wiki I »easts, as 1 after­
wards learned.
Hastily saddling our eh'phants and sinching
them tightly, so that the howdnh could not
slip around under the stomach of the noble
beast, we mounted by mean« of a freight car
standing near by and returned across tke
transvaal, whatever that w, ami hiring a
diligepce, wo packed our remaining supply
of bultong, elepiiant tusks, spoopju, pommi-
can, elephant blubber, sacredcow meat, dried
yak, krooliejam, Milwaukee Heidsleck and
a glossary of hard words from Rider Hug-
gat'd, and took the cars at Stanley Pool, re­
solving to ¡»enetrate still further into the
tropical depths of the imrthwebt.—Bill Nye
in New York World.
Signed with IIH Own Name.
Banker Rosenthal directed his bookkeeper
to address a pretty rough letter to Baron X.,
who had promised several tinxs to pay what
he owed, but hud neglect«^ to do
When
the letter was written it did not suit Banker
Rosenthal, who is very excitable, so the latter
hastily penned the following:
M y D ear B aron X Who was it that
promised to f»ay up on the first of January/
You, my dear baron, you are the man.
Who was it that promised then to settle on
the first of March/
You, my dear baron.
Who is it that didn’t eettlo on tho first of
March/
You, my dear baron.
Who is it, then, who has broken his word
twice end is an unmitigated scoundrel/
Your olxtdiont servant,
Merna R orentrai «.
—From the German.
R.-.-lprocIty,
A good «tory Ulu.tratlng tho rights of chil­
dren to get in a question or two in reply to
Interrogatories by their elder, wns told by a
prominent physician here to u lady |tatient a
day or two ago.
"Whose t>oy are youf' nsk«l tho doctor to
a bright looking youn.ster who ww playwg
in a patient', garden.
"Mr. Jim ——Whose be youf* was the
unexpected rejoinder.—Kingtrton Freeman.
A B ik I Starter.