Tillamook headlight., March 17, 1892, Image 3

«(INCORPORATED), A
FULL AND COMPLETE SET OF»------------------------------
-A-Tostra-ots of -All Lands and To-wn. I_.ots in tlie County
®¡W- The only Set of Abstracts in the County
JONES’ PRIVATE ARGUMENT.
* BUMBLEBEES AT CAMP MEETING.
Fruits for Young Children.
\ddres TILLAMOOK ABSTRACT CO.. Tillamook, Oregon
IN A SAFETY VAULT.
I
THE OBLITERATING FIEND.
HER ABILITY RECOGNIZED.
The subject of fruits is one which de­
That air same Jones which lived in Jones,
serves more than a passing notice. Mr*. Wittenmeyer of Civil War F.m. Tlie 1*1..ce W livr«* People Keep Bonds,
Handiwork of nil Ever Present Charao-
He had this pint about him:
Jewclt* anil Vnluuble I'npers.
I AN ENGLISH VIEW OF THEIR AC-
ter iu Every Public Highway.
Honored l>> Her Associates.
He’d swear, with a hundred sighsand groaua.
Oue hundred bumblebees and 4,000 peo­ Home parents would withhold them al­ I
I
What h>oks like the iron railed door of
The obliterating fiend, like the poor,
That farmers must stop gittin loans.
ple were at camp meeting in Murdock together from their children until after
The lady who was cliateii as president
TIONS
AND
MANNERS.
And git along without 'em;
is always with us.
Grove, Ills. Excursion trains had brought the second year. This is a very good of the Woman’s Relief corps for the cur­ a cell may be H»*en just Iteyoml the en­
strangers from miles around. The great general rule, but it will admit of ex­ rent year was one whose lite for the last trance to the Lincoln bank. It is the
We do not, of course, mean the pos­
That bankers, warehousemen and sica
tent could not hold half the people, and in ceptions. It is an undeniable fact that thirty years has been devoted to this passage way to the vault for money and Th er» I» No Ner«l
from tal authorities of the Russian empire,
Was fattening ou the planter,
valuables.
The cell «loor is always
the path leading to it thousands strolled
And Tennessee was rotten rich
America Stopping at English Hotels,
country and its defenders, and among J<M*ke<l. and in the daytime a man is al­
who obliterate in all publieationsenter­
A-raising meat and corn, all which
all day, a constant procession coming and some of them are most wholesome
Because Houses limi I pun the Ameri­ ing the kingdom every description of
Drawed money to Atlanta;
going through the woods. At the edge of foods, and the earlier children can be the many noble women who have en­ ways in the vault. Besides the ojien iron
can Flan Are Numerous ami Good.
matter obnoxious to the ezar and his
the path, and not six rods from the tent, accustomed to them the better. Very deared themselves to the dead as well as railing door, there is a set of others of
And the only thing, says Jones, to do
five boys fouml a bumblebees* nest. Here many even before they are two years to the living, none has secured a more steel plates, which close in the passage
Is, eat no meat that’s boughten;
One of the glaring anomalies observable nation.
lasting
gratitude
than
the
lady
thus
hon
­
was
a
chance
for
fun.
They
shoved
stick«
But tear up every I. O. U.,
way. The vault is lighted by gas, and in the aetionsof wealthy Americans who
We refer to the man or the boy
old can safely take, ami are much ben­
Into the nest until the bees were mad
Ami plant all corn ami swear for true
ored. Mrs. Annie Wittenmeyer is a de­ except for a small desk, there is nothing come to London in these days is that they
Ter quit «-raisingcotton.
enough to sting even Lily Langtry. The efited by, the Juices of sweet, mellow scendant of an officer who participated to lie seen in it liesides steel and iron and almost invariably stay at the old fashioned (most frequently the latter) who the
youngsters then hid behind a large oak fruit. Children also frequently suffer in the battle of Saratoga, and sacrificed copper. Tin* floors and walls aiul ceil- hotels conducted upon the English plan. moment his eye catches the sight of
Thus shouted Jones whar folks could henr.
tree. Along this path, within a foot otf from habitual constipation, and these his life to secure the victory of that de­ ing an* of ste»»l four and a half inches And not oi«l\ do I hey select those which printing is seized with an irresistible de­
At court and other gatherins.
this nest, passed the people. An old fanner juices act far better than medicinal cisive battle. He die»l without the thick. Thv vault is on the ground floor, are merely different in their style of gen sir». to change the meaning originally
And thus kept spout in many a year.
came along eating crackers and cheese, remedies.
Proclaimin loudly far and near
knowledge that the sacrifice had not and it is Illiev. «! that if the building eral management from American hotels, intended.
Sick fiddlesticks and blatherins.
i He looked as innocent as a spring pullet.
On private property may often be
Notwithstanding all this, the giving been in vain, but the honor» which he should fall or be burned down bv tire, but eagerly seek admittance to those whose
Buzz!
Buzz!
But one alltired sweat in diy
tin* vault room would remain unharmed ways and customs would have been an seen the legend, “No bills allowed
of
fruits
to
children
before
they
are
thus
won
are
treasured
by
his
descend
­
“
Jerusalem!
Guess
I
’
d
la-tter
jog
along!
It happened I was hoc in
and intact. Debris as thick as the layers tiquated in t he reign of Queen Anne ami here," but after a passing visit of the
j Whoa! B’gosh! Whoop!”
two years old should be very guarded, ants with laudable pride.
My lower corn field, which it lay
are renowned for the observance of all
He darted into the woods rubbing his and limited to the juices of those which
His son, inspired by like patriotism, at Pompeii might fall upon it. but the those petty rules which make the lives of fiend the warning to the bill sticker as­
'Longside the road that runs my way,
Whar 1 can see what’s goin.
left ear. The boys behind the tree dared are positively fresh, known also to be served with distinction in the war of vault would still be there ail right. And the English tipper classes ridiculous in the sumes the form of a caution to the
not laugh aloud. Soon came a Frenchman,
1812, and in the next generation three of the bank people think that with a little eyes of the rest of t he world, but w'ilhout medical profession regarding an im­
And after 12 o’clock had come
an artist from Bloomington, walking slow­ easily disposed of in the system and the brothers of Mrs. Wittenmeyer were defense by guns the place would be mob which there are some people who fervently aginary patient, for does it not read,
I felt a kinder faggin.
not
likely
to
cause
diarrhea.
As
a
ly. His mustache was waxed artistically. I
believe the nation would not lie safe nor “No pillsallowed here?"
And laid myself un'neath a plum
found in the defense of the Union. It is proof. t<M).
Buzz! Buzz!
child approaches its third year, its al­
The room is not much more than the crown secure.
To let my dinner settle sum.
And, again, the familiar placard, “No
When long come Jones' waggin.
“Zut! Ze bird! Ze bug! Ze bee! Ze devil!” lowance of fresh fruits may be more not strange, therefore, that Mrs. Witten­ twenty feet square, and a tall man can
Why Americans should do this is past
He leaped for the woods, striking right generous, due care being invariably meyer should feel the patriotic impulses touch its ceiling with his hand. There comprehension, unless it be the result of smoking allowed," usually exhibited in
And Jones was sett in iu it so,
of her family, ami abandon the comforts are 2,500 large and small safes built in that blind infatuation for everything Eng­ public buildings, appeal’s, after the
and left. The flesh under his right eys
A readin of a paper;
! puffed up. An interval of several minutes, used in their selection; still, modera­ of home to alleviate suffering in the its walls. Thev rent for from $8 to lish which is the controlling principle of first word lias been erased, as a wel­
His mules was goin powerful slow.
tion
should
be
the
rule,
for
intemper
­
camp and in the hospital With a brave *1 .000 a year.
then came a German horse doctor from
Fur both the lines he had tied to
People keep bonds, the Anglomaniac’s existence. It can not
Decatur. A meerschaum pipe stuck out ate indulgence in even the most digest­ but tender heart she went to the front to stocks, mortgages, deeds, other valuable be because they like it—really like it. If come invitation to indulge in a whiff.
The staple of the scraper.
of bis coat pocket.
. able fruits is quite sure to be followed minister to the sick, the wounded and papf'rs and jewels and money in them. it be done for the gratifleation of curiosity But we know better, so we just smile
I
The mules they stopped about a rod
Buzz! Buzz!
by unpleasant, if not serious conse­ dying. While there the legislature elected When a man calls to cut off his coupons purely and only we might be able to under­ and say he’s been at it again. When
From me and went to feedin
“Yau! Yau! Yau! Nein! Mine Gott!” quences.
’Longside the road, upon the sod,
her to the position of sanitary agent of or look at his papers, he is identified by stand it. It American ladies and gentle­ he has occasion to travel by rail the
He waddled into the woods, sat down on
men of large and unlimited means want to confinement seems imprisonment to
But Jones (which he had look a tod).
that
state, and authorized Governor the keeper of the vault, who stands by see
what a characteristic English hotel is I
a log ami pulled a stinger out of his neck. ' Those fruits which are very acid, and
Not knowin, kept a readin.
him
while
he
unlocks
his
compartment.
Kirkwood
to
grant
her
a
commission.
like, aud go to it so to see, it is one thing. him, and to enliven the tedium he
All was quiet until there came two dudes require much sugar to make them pal­
The
man
takes
out
the
tin
box,
and
is
And presently says he: “Hit’s true.
The
various
supplies
which
were
sent
But if they go because English people go forthwith sets his ingenuity a-going.
with eyeglasses, dainty canes, cigarettes atable, Bhould be withheld. Oranges,
That Clisby’s head is level.
from that state to the troops were dis­ ushered into one of a series of little to it, and that, therefore, it must be “the
Staring him in the face is the rail­
and
sickly
grins
at
pretty
girls.
They
were
apples
and
peaches,
if
perfectly
ripe
Thar’s one thing farmers all must do
tributed by her direction, and money» rooms off the vault. They are about as correct *hing to <lo, don’t you know,” it is way company’s beseeching appeal that
chattering like monkeys.
To keep themselves from going tew
and
sound,
may
lie
occasionally
allow
­
Buzz! Buzz!
necessary for the care of the soldiers big as a Turkish bath disrobing closet, quite another. I am afraid the latter mo­ passengers are requested not to put
Bankruptcy and the devil.
and contain a desk and one or more tive controls the whole business.
“Bah Jove! Wun Chappie! Wuu Chol- ed, unless, of course, there is an irrita­ were intrusted to her.
their feet on the seats, and it is not
“More corn, more corn; must plant less lie, wuu! Bah! Bah! Bah!”
bility of the stomach and bowels. Pear«
AMERICAN HOTELS IN LONDON.
She was placed at the head of the spe­ chairs. The minute of the arrival of the
ground.
They did not stop until they reached the are less digestible than these, but if cial diet kitchen system of the Christian man, his name, the box number he
All 1 can say is it is pitiful and enough long till he finds comfort in removing
And mustn't < ii v. ’•••.t’s boughten;
well, where they thrust their burning thoroughly ripe can do no harm if not commission, which employed as mana­ opened, and a few other things are re­ to bring a blush of shame t.o the faces of the objectionable little word “not.”
Next year they'd <io u; rcasonin's sound.
hands into a pail of cold water. The boys
corded in a book kept by the vault real Americans. It is not as if there were Quite on n par with this is the auda­
And cotton’ll fetch 'bout dollar a pound;
now threw a few sticks at the nest to keep too freely indulged in.— Boston Herald. gers nearly three hundred ladies, where­ keeper. The little closet he is shown to no hotels iu London conducted on the cious notice to be seen in one of the
Tharfoi I’ll plant all cotton.’’
by
food
suitable
for
the
sick
and
con
­
the
bees
in
fighting
trim.
Next
came
two
—Savannah News.
is examined to see that there is nothing American plan, and, ns in the days when
Do We Teach Geology?
valescent was supplied without waste, in it except the desk and writing mate­ George Wilkes wrote “Europe in a Hurry,’’ Glasgow and Southwestern railway car­
lovers, a coachman and a servant girl from
Rock Island. Her pouting lips were mur- I The cultural aspects of civilization and liest adapted for their proper nour­ rials and chairs. When the man has there were nothing but dark and dingy riages running out of Glasgow, on
In Mental Rut*.
are due to geologic structure, but in ishment. In this field of labor she re­ clipped his cm pons and brings back his little English hotels to go to. But there which appeared, “Passengers are par­
muring
softly very near his face.
“The monotony of certain lines of
are dozens of hotels such as are the rule in ticularly requested to put their feet on
Buzz! Buzz!
bow many of our institutions are stu­ ceived substantial aid and co-operation
business and slight use of the mental
“Hol}’ Muldoon!” she yelled, springing dents taught to appreciate the topog­ from every officer of the government, tin box to put it in his safé, the time of America and under tlie roofs of which you the cushions and eat the carriages.”
his
departure
is
recorded,
and
the
closet
faculties consequent upon a familiarity into the arms of her lover, wno carried her
would lie justified in supposing an Ameri­
Needless to add, the company asked
raphy or configuration of the earth's including President Lincoln, Secretary he occupied is inspected to see that he can lady or gentleman would feel thor­
of a simple, unvarying routine," said an swiftly into the depths of the forest. Her
the public to forbear putting their feet
surface and its relation to structure, or Stanton and Surgeon General Barnes, left nothing valuable behind.
oughly
al
home.
upper
lip
was
badly
swollen.
The
bees
observant gentleman, "soon gives a
Some of the rich men come to look at
At any one of the modern hotels any on the cushions or seatsof the carriage«.
more savage than ever. Along to observe with inquiring eye the forms who manifested a lively interest in her
stolid, apathetic, half idiotic cast to seemed
came a city woman, gayly dressed, her and contours of the landscape? The work. She was privileged to travel from their papers only once in a month or two. I American, with an American love of com The name of the neighboring line af-
the human countenance. Take any­ pretty little nose stuck away up in the air,
student usually learns the chemistry of point to point, as she deemed advisable, Others go there once in the morning, fort, might be contented. There t hey can fords a tempting morsel to the habitual
body who has little or no variety in as if she despise«! everything rural. Her
when they are going down town to their have hot ami cold water, bathrooms, a
certain
nicely arranged hand specimens at the expense of the government. She offices, and then stop there again in the billiard room, an elevator and a table obiiterator, as witness the heading in
his daily life, and in a short time his skirts were lifted just enough to display a
also secured free transportation upon
their coaches changed from “Cale­
of
hard
rocks
and
memorizes
the
names
i foot of which any woman might be proud.
her order for all women employed by afternoon, when returning home. These d’hote. Everything (with perhaps a slight donian Railway” to "Ale on a railway.”
face is as blank as a piece of putty.
English tinge) which they are accustomed
of leading fossils or the crystallography her.
!
“
Buzz!
Buzz!
”
are
the
men
who
leave
there
whatever
“A wooden impassiveness of feature j She jumped two feet straight into the
toil) Atnerica they can have at these hotels. The fiend, be he ever so elever with hi«
of minerals under the guise of economic
Mrs. Wittenmeyer thus became aware extra actual money they have from day Yet Americans seem to prefer the opposite.
takes the place of what we term ex- ' air, clutching at her nose, clutching at her
pencil or knife, seldom succeeds in hav­
geology. As a result, the study is sup­ of the movement of the troops ami of to day. But gold and silver and treasury Instead
of going t.o the sort of hotels t hey ing his work passed off as genuine, al­
pression, and the intellectual powers re­ ankle. “Ouch! Shoo! Scat! Police!”
notes are not largely left in the vault. have been
posed
to
be
merely
the
study
of
hard
any
necessity
for
supplies
at
points
used to all their lives, and their
Services in the tent were nearly over
lapse into that dormant state that
rocks and curious fossils.
widely distant, the one from the other, The contents of the boxes are chiefly the fathers before them—the sort of hotels though there is one case in which a
characterizes alike the savage and tho now. The presiding elder thought ha no­
papers
representing
money
However,
which
even
some openminded English [>oor foreigner is said to have suffered.
Although the student knows these by and was enabled to send nurses where-
ticed too much commotion outside the
at (he time of the («rant & Ward failure
idiotic. You will see the same thing in tent. He walked down toward the boys
A Frenchman, newly arrived in the
sight he cannot trace a rock sheet above ever they were or might be needed. She plenty of peoph* got frightened lmj H people are generous «moiigh to admit are
the best hotels in tlie world—they turn metropolis, found himself on a particu-
the idle, listless man about town, who behind the tree. He weighs 200 pounds. the ground or below it, or see the great might well be said to have been in com­
is too lazy to work or think, and hasn't He is jovial. Everybody likes him. He «oft terrenes void of fossils and rocks mand of the organized charities of the brought big rolls of bills from down their backs upon them ami rust) to Long’s, larly wet morning compelled to patron­
town banks and stuffed them into their Glaridge’s ami Morley’s, where they are no
enough energy or even inclination to came ami stoo«l right over the nest.
ize one of the circle trains of the Metro­
north, and to have been acclaimed queen
“Boys,” he said, “if you are making un­ which make up the larger area of our of the army nurses.—New York Tele­ compartments. Lots of men who don’t more really at home than a bird would be
be I 'd. It is irritating to talk to such
politan railway in order to pay a visit
rent boxes permanently did hire them in a cage.
necessary noise you must stop. It is true country, and cannot appreciate the
people. The restless, nervous man of that the devil goeth atout like a roar­ broader relations of structure to agri­ gram
Asa rule, tlie bet ter classes in England He was about to alight at his station
then for short periods.
keen intellectual edge who comes in ing”—
Many of th«* safes an* Used by trustee* do not stay nt hotels in London. Some do, when, looking above the carriage door,
culture, hygiene, climate and civiliza­
Ohio’« Champion Woman Walker.
of estates. These safes cannot be opened of course, but t hr majority have town he was »truck witli what ap|>eared to
contact with them chafes inwardly and , Buzz! Buzz!
tion. Hence the great unfossiliferou»
The champion lady pedestrian of Ohio
Whackl Slam! Bang! Biff! Up into
by one person. For as many trustees as residences of their own, and when in Lon him to lx* tho friendly interest the com-
sometimes outwardly.
terrenes are unknown; for example, lives in Middleport, two and one-quarter
don during the season they live in them.
“Half tlie trouble and friction that the air he leaperi and came down seated the nonmountainous regions of the miles below The Telegraph office, in there are there are as many keys, and But sometimes, when obliged to be in town wnny took in its passengers. He read
plump on the nest. Buzz! Buzz! Whack!
arises between individual members of Slam! Bang! Biff! Up he jumped, and west and south, over which in places Pomeroy, where she has been employed whenever the sale has to I m * unlocked all when the season is over, t hey may go for a mid reread the words, "Wait till the
the trust« ***8 have to come. Each key
the great, active, hustling public and to the tent he bounded without a word. one may travel from the Ilocky moun­ I as a compositor for the past eight years. performs a different service in o|M iiing night or two to a hotel - ami to hotels such rain stops,” ami passed his destination
officials of various lower grades is from The long meter «loxology sounded from tains to the Gulf of Mexico without Every week day, winter and summer, the lock. The ki'eper will insert his key, rs Long’s ami I’laridge’s.
several times before attempting to dis­
HOTELS ENGLISHMEN PREFER.
this very fact. Neither the offender the tent,and the boy« walked up to receive finding a fossil, a crystal or a building for the eight years she has walked to and twist it and thus prepare the lock for the
regard the warning mid venture out,
But
t
hey
go
to
hot
ids
of
this
kind
simp
I stone. — Rebert T. liill in Popular Sci­ from her work, with but six weeks’ rest. insertion of Trustee A s key. Trustee Iy Ijecause they prefer them, and they pre
nor the offended understands the seat i the benediction.—Chicago Herald.
never for a moment imagining tliat tlie
Her walks average twenty-seven miles A' key is put in by lnm and turned, and frr them tweausr they have always been erasing of the letter "t" bad been th«
of the difficulty in dealing with each
I ence Monthly.
H«»w He Got the Money.
per week, through rain and sunshine, t’ is makes th»* lock ready for the key of Mccustomed to tbent. Thej* would sooner cause of making him lose his time.—
other.”—New York Herald.
William S. Walsh says this story was
snow, mud and summer heat, and she Trustee B. At last the lolls are turned walk up stairs than be carrieti up by a London Tit-Bits.
Too Many Languages.
told him by a traveling friend. The friend
often dumb-rs around the bluffs to get and the door may lx* opi ned. This “lift;” they would rather have their bath
Gyp«)?« a« Player«.
was in Paris. Presenting a check at a
There is undoubtedly n good deal of
mechanical devie»* has to Is* resort«*d to In a portable till* by their ls*<lsid<* than in
by fli oded districts.
Th. Evil Kv..
Imnk,
he
was
met
with
the
customary
advantage in learning foreign tongues
From their first appearance down to
This gives her 1,404 miles per year, or inorder that no single tried«*« may get the most elaborately appointed bathroom,
The meaning of the evil eye, ths
formula, “You must lx» identified.” from a nurse in childhood, but it is
they would sooner shave t lirmxelvrs than
the present the gypsies have been great “Whom shall I get—the American con­
access
by
himself
a
Ion«*
to
the
papers
of
11,232 miles in eight years. Subtracting
go down to the hotel barlwr shop, and are “Ophthalmos baskanos'* of the Greeks,
players and second rate actors, and it sul?” with a shade of sarcasm iu histone. easily possible to do this at the ex­ 162 miles for six weeks she rested she has the «'state. New York Sun.
decidedly happier with a small van of hot the “fascinant" of the Romans, was
pense
of
English.
If
the
child
is
not
is asserted by one writer that there is “No; 1 don’t know the American consul."
11,070 miles still to lii’r credit. During
water, brought up by the cliHmls-rmaid, probably far more than a vulgar super­
Hnrfl Work In h Mali < ar«
not a theater or music hall in England The traveler objected that it was rather to know its mother tongue there is not the tight years she has actually per­
than they would I m * if drawing it them- stition. We find traces of it in almost
The German makes the Is-st mail route wives from a silver plated tap. 'I’hc very
or America that does not include one hard to expe-t of a total stranger that he a great deal of advantage in having a formed 24,600 hours of labor, and has set
should have already effected an entree into
about 19,680,000 ems of type. When she agent, but von very seldom And an Irish­ things t hey <io not like in a hotel Ameri­ every country, notably to this day
or more persons of gypsy descent. In the society graced by the teller. But the smattering of a foreign one.
man or American w ho w ill submit to tlie cans do (or o'lght to); the very things they among the canny Scots who inhabit th«
this country many of them conduct latter was olxlnrate. Then th« traveler 1 On the piazza of a summer hotel began walking and working she was not severe discipline tliat is necessary to per­ do like Americans <lo not (or ought not to). western Isles of the sea, of “(Jiva dark
enjoying
good
health,
but
now
she
is
rosy
were observed not long since a group
small circuses or traveling shows, which hail a brilliant idea.
fect him in distributing. 1 have seen Yet is all reverse«! <lir«*<*lly Americans and Colonsay," of Skye and the Heb­
He went into a neighboring cafe and of overdressed children who were cheeked and vigorous, anil thinks no beginners, on the run from St. Louis, come to London.
they erect in the woods where they
more
of
a
jauut
of
half
a
dozen
miles
Another thing: It costs a lot more rides; and among the Turks, who dis­
pitch their camps, and charge a nom­ culled the waiter to him. “Do you know alx>ut setting out for a walk under the than most ladies do of walking around enter Kansas City with the blood stream­
the teller of that bank?” he asked, point­ care of a governness who was unmis­
money
to stay at Long’s or Clarhlge’s t han trust tho evil eye <>t the stranger. But
ing from their hands ami the fingernails
inal sum for admission.—George E. ing to the building. “Oh, ye-»; he stops in
a square in the city
at
the
hot »ds -or rather those in old classical days the power seems
torn off. The injuries are regularly in­ English American
Walsh in New York Epoch.
here every day for his lunch.'’ “Well,” takably French.
hotels w hlch art* kept on t h«*
curred in working the newsp.-qier mail. American plan. Be-d»les which, all and chiefly to have been used for the pur­
said the traveler, "I want you to step into I “Maudie," a small boy of the party
erased by Bair Dye.
pose of grievously afflicting the live
Tho sacks become filled with all kinds of
the bank with me and tell him that 1 am said to his sister, “ain’t the fraulein
A Physician In Every Menagerie.
A lamentable case of softening of the refuse from the floors over which they every of the great, swells of high life, when stock of disagreeable neighbors.
M.
------
,
of
New
York.
”
The
waiter
♦•ver
they
may
I
m
*
compelle»l
to
go
to
a
Ixm
a-goin to come?"
Alt keepers are supposed to study the
brain has come to the knowledge of a few are dragged. After standing the motion
So we And to this day in Ireland,
shrugged his shoulders. “Oh, monsieur,
“Nong," the girl answered, “elle est society people, and it will result sooner of the cars for fifty miles the pa|s rsare »Ion hotel, always go to Dmg’s or (’lar
needs and ailments of the animals un­ but 1 don’t know you.” “That makes no
jdge’s, or one of the other leading West parts of Scotland and the west of Eng­
der their charge, and they understand difference; here’s half a franc.” The argu­ nein gut, and I be awful glad she ain’t or later in the confinement in a private frequently coated with particles of iron, End “family” hotels. In which case their land, where this belief is still prevalent.
asylum of a beautiful young woman who steel, glass and splinters, and tear a man 's arrivals nn«l »lepartuns are carefully
the best methods to coax their dumb ment was conclusive. Tlie waiter took the well this morning.”
Certainly, in some form or other, mes­
friends into submission; but in addition tip, accompanied tlie traveler to the bank | These children had a French and a has been a favorite iu fashionable circles. hand to pieces as he dives blindly into chronicled and publish»*«! in th** “Fashion meric fascination by the eye has always
She
has
for
several
years
been
addicted
abb*
Intelligence
”
column
of
Th«*
Morning
the sack for the packages. A few days
to these keepers every circus and me­ and the teller accepte»l the ¡»lentirtcatiou German governess at the same time,
been known ; but that any one (>er»on,
without a murmur.—Once a Week.
but neither of them was bothered to the dangerous practice of bleaching are always necessary to cure a novice of Post. TR«- American plan liohds do not with no matter how evil an eye, should
nagerie has one or more physicians who
her
hair
by
means
of
certain
powerful
sore hands. The second day he is crip­ soar to this height.
about
so
unimportant
a
matter
as
prescribe for the sick animnlw. An im­
“gWAUGER” PEOPLE ABROAD.
be able to charm frightened animals to
Why the Iiik«taii<i Went Astray.
acids, and her mind has become so seri­ pled, as his fingers are drawn up. and
English.—Youth's Companion.
The great puzzle to Englishmen in this any extent or number is ridiculous, and
ported wild animal is too valuable to
A verv popular young preacher was the
ously affected therefrom that her physi­ ho cannot open his hands without the
lose without an effort to save its life, recipientof much attention on tbe part of
most excruciating |>ain. St. louis (ilols-- respect is why American* want, to show oft not seriously to I m > entertained for a
cians regard her case as incurable.
Two Curlon« Knives.
in England. They ran understand their
and all that science knows is brought the ladies of his congregation, ami one
Demccrat.
For
several
months
past
her
action«
liking to live well and have nice things moment Chambers' Journal.
When Sheffield first became famous
into requisition to cure it of any com­ shy and blushing spinster on the oocatsion for it» cutlery a peculiarly shaped knife, have been so peculiar as to excite the sur- ;
ami
to live in goo»l houses as they them-
Ill«* Deep Lunged Iter I tat lonl«t««
of his birthday chose for him a pretty
A <irew*»tn« Illi of Oflli « Adornment.
prise of those of her acquaintances who
Mdves do; but what, they do not, compre
plaint.—New York Epoch.
silver inkstand at-------'s. She gave tothe designed for a variety of uses, wa»
The feature of recitations at receptions heixl is why they do not prefer America to
A novelty in office adornment is a
clerk the following penciled inscription to made with great care and sent to the were unaware of her mental disease, but has developed into a colossal bore. Peo­ to
swagger in. English “swagger,” in its deodand — a wea|H>n with which human
Moftquitoea Not Afraid of Alligator«.
lie engraved upon its base: "To my pastor, agent of the Cutler’s company in Lon- the secret has been carefully guarded by ple are supiswed to go to such places for
truest sense and meaning, is indulged in life has been taken -yet such is the
the family, and very few of her friend»
It has been said that mosquitoes ob­ from his grateful MalvinaS.’ Thechang-
don. On one of the blades was en- outside of the home circle know of her the pleasure of meeting their host and I only in England 1 ailu<l«,( of course, t«> ornament which decorate« the private
ject to the strong smell of the alligator, ing of an "m” mto au “u,” however,
hostess and others, and having some little the liest peoph*. They swagger at bom»*
all the difference in the world; for graved tbe following challenge.
malady
but if this be so they can overcome I made
Conversation with them. But frequently bpcaus«* it. is perfe«tly legit ¡mat«* that they , office of Charles l,e Barbier, one of th«
lx>n«lon, for t hy life,
he astonished young clergyman read:
She was an exceptionally bright girl, the deep lunged recitationists are all should. It is their right ami privilege and | younger criminal lawyers of this city.
their dislike when there is a chance of ■ Pony Pastor, from his grateful, etc.;’
Show tn« Much another knife.
and her misfortune is therefore all the there and the evening go»« by like unto habit to do swagger things «nd to be The dtssland is a broken handled
a draft of human blood, for Humboldt and naturally wondering what could he
The London cutlers, to show that more to be deplored.—Louisville Post.
one in a hall where there is a regular 1 thought very swagger by people lamenth razor, iqsin the blade of which is the
relates that while dissecting a large al­ tlie connection betweeu the theatrical they were equal to tlieir Sheffield
programme of elix-utionary exercise«. them. It lathe snobs who swagger when blocs! of the victim in whoso throat
„nager
and
Miss
S.,
whom
he
lookW
ligator, eleven feet long, the odor ol
A Woman Taxpayer.
brothers, made a knife with a single
This puts a stop to conversation and tIwy go abr«iad on th»* astonish-th«* tintiv»* j
,H,on as one of the pillars of his church,
which infected the surrounding atmos­ , -» nt the package Imck to the jeweler • well tempered blade, tbe blade having
Miss Floretta Vining is one of the_ forty s everyI h .I v who lias cars to hear. 1 prirteiple. They cannot swagger at home the keen blade was burled ugain and
again. Within the neat frame which
phere, he and his assistants were fear to lie forwarded, as he supposed, to the a cavity containing a rye straw 2 1-2 largest taxpayers in Hull. Ma-»., and ■ If the recitationist took to the humorous and so t hey go abroad.
I On the other hand, th«* really swagger
fully stung.—Knowledge.
,t fill owner 11 was not until the young inches in length, wholly surrounded by public spirited citizen, who is alway s dm the weariness of tla-ir auditors might not > people in England are «|uiet, unobtrusive j incloses the blood stained razor is a
l i l . herself, worfdering why her gift wa» the steel; yet notwithstanding the fact ing something for tlie town. Not long 1st so apjmrent; but many of them lean ami simple when they travel, or go to stay photograph of an Italian man and
Chamois skins are not derivea from u< t icknowleilgetl, mad»* inquiries at th» that the blade was well tempered, tbe ago she attended the town meeting, as very strongly toward the tragic—so anywhere out of England. If you s< ♦, a woman. Below the photograph is th«
, ti,at the egregious blunder was dis­
the chamois, as many people suppose,
straw was not burned, singed or she wished to call attention to the dis­ strongly, in fact, that their props do not man traveling with half a dozer) servants, legend, "John Aguglio, tried for mur­
covered.-New York Tribune.
creditable condition of the public ceme­ always sustain them New York Pre»» sh«»wing up at every station ami a great I der, first degree, < Iyer and Terminer,
but are tl>e flesh side of sheepskin. The
charred in the least!
I row and noise going on whenever tie makes April, 1889. Verdict, not guilty.”
tery. With two or three exceptions all ••Every Day Talk."
•kins are soaked in limewater atld in a
It 1» needless to add that the Shef­ the men present were merely jeill tax
freak« of a V<»un< Man.
Id« appearance, I m * sur»* h»* Is a retired i The novel piece of bric-a-brac ha«
solution of sulphuric acid; fish oil is
t.u’or or butter mnker. Th«* «hikes and
A■■■ r »ye«r»g<>« young man Jumped field cutler» acknowledged themselve« payers; but this woman, who bore so
Rerrrtary Bayard*« Day*« Work.
ponred over them and they are care­ fr . I, . I...ke Ontario *teami>oat in n>tdl«M outdone in ingenuity.—St. Loui» Re­ large a share of the expense of the town,
• nIs go about like other peopl»
1'hey attracted attention, and it is likely that
Tlie secretary of state begin* Ins day’» keep their swagger for their own country, ' framed de«slands will soon liecome a
B1„l .. <■ the officer» «nd passenger» a public.
fully washed in a solution of potash.
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had to vk permission to speak in the work lieforc breakfast, nt his house, and do n«H aanert themselves abroad. common sight in the offices of criminal
fright iron! which they have hanily recov-
town meeting, and could only be allowed where lie r«i-ive» tlie esrlv mail, anil it Therefore, they cannot imagine why Ameri­ lawyer».—New York Telegram.
Two Peculiar Sprlnr*.
It lias been proved that wa«ps' nests ereil yet. After perilling alsiut an»l scream­
In Corea there are two springs, situ­ to do so a* a favor But Miss Vining's usually takes him till 10 o’clis’k to read cans who have a Rtanding nt home are not
ing for help he struck out for the steamer
sometimes take Are from spontaneous only after a lifeboat had been manned and ated at a considerable distance from suggestions were «d»>pted, and $3,500 it. If he ha» any’ lime remaining he an­ content with it,
|mpo««|t>le to Transport Mo«qultoe«.
combustion—the chemical actiou of the launched. Recently this athletic genm.
I RitppoMc you might taik ami write till;
From the method of life of the mot-
each other; in fact they have tli« was appropriated to repair the cemetery swers his private letters with hi» own
doomwiay,
but
you
con
hi
not
hope
to
im-
hand,
and
al
10
the
official
carnage
calls
wax upon the inflammable material of overturned » Br.m.lway cab when a oom-
quito, ««pecially in It» early stages, It is
breadth of tlie entire peninsula be­ —Boston Letter
presa
these
American
swaggerer»
abro«ul
,,.„¡00
••»lare.l-
him
to.
«e
pl^
M«
to
take
him
to
th«-
dejiartment.
Reach
­
the nest. This fact may account for
tween them. They have two peculiari­
Great Reform« More Mlowly.
ing there, he »pen»!* th“ rest of the morn­ with the utter “bail form,” in English clear that it would Is.» next to inipoflyk
some of the strange tires which occur ib<. tiller to the wheel and tab and bor»«
bln to triui'l" rt tin in i 0
lay in the gutter, one . ■ mmon rum. A ties: When one is full the other is al­
The scheme of Fundi ta Ramarai to ing receiving the publi“. an»l the after­ e •«, of the th.ngs they «io. Of com-»
in barns and storehouses.
arompt and l.b-ral application of America« ways empty, and notwithstanding the
1 they have a right to «Io what they like, if
retv.ue the child widow» of India, for noon in attending to his official corre­ they ran pay for it But l>e« a’)sr a man H cept as |s-rfect iii««-<-t*, N
¿reenback» allayed the ire of th. cabman. obvious fact that they are connected
which she enlisted «uletantial *yni]>athy spondence, and iu holding coiifi-rences able *o pay fora tiling is not a justification try to another iutom J ' J
The average expectation of life on the —New York Advertiser.
by a subterranean passage, one is bit­ by her lectures in thia country a year or with his as-istants. Alsait 3 o'chck the for his doing it or having it. London Cor. oMaii, and the re|H»rts i
principle of heredity may be found, ac­
apfiearing
time« »[»read of inosquitc
ter and tbe other pure and sweet.— two ago. is not proving as successful. it off!» lai l•■tler» and other documents whsh San Fran» into Argonaut.
cording to a statistician, by adding the I ’s Lowell * Jaeohlte Anee.lor*.
in hotel» in England frequented by
is said, as she and her friend» hoped it rwpiire his signntur-- are placed upou his
It is a curious ami interesting fact that North China Herald.
table,
and
it
usually
takes
him
an
hour
ages of a man's parents and grand-
llow
M¡4l«l«*n» Trll.
would. A reform which strike» at one
American» need to be received with
the late Mr. Ix>well wa» descended, through
parents, if dead, and dividing the result
Asking Fe»l «Jne.tlnns.
Xer. from an ancient J.eoMte f.m-
of the greatest social weaknesses of or more to read and sign lhem. Ilia
In Sweden maMcnentixlou« to foretell the great caution. Probably, in mint in­
work
for
tlie
day
is
not
often
lini»hul
be
­
by six.
“Is that eagle thorough bred T
cast« bound India cannot, however, he fore 5 o’clock, W lien lw- goes for a horse. future placea ring, a com and a piece of stance». investigation would »how that
llr-the l’raills, of Blebo. in Fifwbira Hl»
mother. Mrs. Charles Lowell. »"» the» anlf
"Ye«."
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The greatest artesian well in the
Roguish
More
Boys D«vi«e a Perforinanc«
Rxcllhig Than Preaching.