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Newspaper Page TextThe INDEPENDENT, April 7, 2005 CROSSWORD PUZZLE ACROSS 1 Sayings (suf.) 5 Afr cotton garment 9 Stupid person 12 Molding 13 Seed coat 14 Capture 15 H usky(2 words) 17 Cost of living Index (abbr.) 18 Son of Shem 19 Halt 21 Weaverblrd 24 Rear 27 Generation 30 Branch! 32 Cleopatra's attendant 33 Salt (Fr.) 34 Medieval sword 36 Amer. Broadcasting Corp, (abbr.) 37 Belt 39 Hall (Ger.) 40 Nafl Endowment for the Arts (abbr.) 41 Trio 43 Idea (pref.) 45 Tiber tributary 47 Down with (Fr., 2 words) 50 Classic car 52 Anime 56 Eastern church chalice veil 57 Jot 58 Skin eruption 59 Before common era (abbr.) 60 Unable to hear 61 Sacred (pref.) DOWN 1 Hawaiian frigate bird 2 Irish sweetheart 3 Death (pref .) 4 At the age of (Lat.) 5 Tactical Air ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE 0 Ö A j 1 a 1 r M e | s [ k | | A L L I ■M A A M L B V E N ^E T T A B L D G E A SI e WE E C ST T Â T Ü 1 T SC30 ¡A N T E M 1 M E r r ËTA T A C E R rD E M I C N 1 S A! rc T uTR] H TD 1 P A U lL N T A I AO A T A L T A VH I N R E H E R B W* A B S s I Í Command (abbr.) US military fort Biology (abbr.) "Pomp and Circumstances" composer Persia (2 words) Their red ones are In the laundry! Nothing! Elephants can't talk! How do you stop a herd o f elephants from charging? Two scoops o f ice cream, soda, and some elephant! How does an elephant get In a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a squirrel to carry him up! How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits for the wind to carry him down! Why did the elephant and the donkey fight? It was an election year! Why do elephants have sh o rt tails? So they won't get them caught in subway doors! How do you lif t an elephant? Put him on an acorn and wait twenty years! What’s gray and white and red all over? An embarrassed elephant! What is red and white on the outside and gray on the inside? An inside-out elephant! ’ ......... J L$ee these professionals fo r ... Equipment & Supplies Contract Logging - Thinning Site Preparation Road Building Timber Buying / Selling Complete Forest Management offs? 6. W h a t is an O re g o n o re - do n ? Answers on page 26 . .♦< 1010 B rid g e Street • P.O. B ox 321 V ern onia , O R 97064 SPECIALIZING IN THINNING OPERATIONS No job too big No |Ob too small We log ’em all T ree S ervices Marvin Nelsen Over 20 Years Experience 5 0 3 -4 2 9 -4 9 4 3 _________ 5 0 3 -3 6 9 -3 2 0 0 1. W h a t are th e K lam a th F alls? 2. W h a t is th e sig n a tu re of th e C o lu m b ia G o rg e H o te l’s fa rm b re a k fa s t? 3. P rior to w h ite s e ttle m ent, N a tive A m e ric a n s tra v ele d to tra d e at C e lilo fro m as fa r as w h a t p re s e n t-d a y C a n a d ia n p ro v in c e ? 4. A t th e C h in a to w n g a te at F ourth an d B u rn sid e in P ortland, w h a t o b je c ts are the d ra g o n s h o ld in g ? 5. From 1977 to 1997, how m a ny tim e did th e Trail B lazers m ade th e N B A p la y How do you make an elephant float? TURNER LOGGING, INC. F OREGON TRIVIA Take away their credit cards! M obile: 503-789-1268 • Fax: 503-429-0252 • 503-324-2422 T 'N 'T TO P P IN G What did one elephant say to the other? 5 0 3 -4 2 9 -1 4 7 0 VERNONIA, OREGON V Why do elephants wear blue sneakers? SPECIALIZING IN PRIVATE TIMBER FREE ESTIMATES CONTRACT LOGGING IN OREGON & WASHINGTON e r is n o t j u s t s h a re y o u r rich e s, b u t reveal B E N JA M IN DISRAELI B r itis h p o litic ia n , p rim e m in is te r (1 B 0 4 -1 B B 1 ) From playing marbles. MIKE PIHL LOGGING CO., INC. 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