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The INDEPENDENT, August 5, 2004 Page 17 Enjoy some words of wisdom and wit I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.” ~Eleanor Roosevelt Answer on Page 22 The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible. ~George Burns OREGON TRIVIA Santa Claus has the right idea… visit people only once a year. ~Victor Borge 1. What is the origin of the name of the town Indanha? Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a mis- 2. For several weeks each print. June, what Portland celebra- ~Mark Twain tion features spectacular pa- rades, a carnival midway, a What would men be without women? Scarce, sir… mighty pageant, visiting navy ships, scarce. air shows, and an auto race? ~Mark Twain 3. Public and private prop- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become hap- erty damage resulting from py; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. the flood of 1996 amounted ~Socrates to how much? 4. What do titles such as I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Undaunted Courage, From Sea ~Groucho Marx to Shining Sea, Bold Journey, Forward the Nation, and Two My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and Captains West have in com- then she stops to breathe. mon? ~Jimmy Durante 5. In addition to football, The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness Mel Renfro garnered All- and kindness, can be trained to do most things. America honors in what sport ~Jilly Cooper while attending the Universi- ty of Oregon? I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 6. How does the western ~Zsa Zsa Gabor rattlesnake locate its prey? What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. Answers on page 22 ~Henny Youngman Forest Resources Directory MIKE PIHL LOGGING CO., INC. BIGHORN LOGGING SPECIALIZING IN PRIVATE TIMBER FREE ESTIMATES CORPORATION 503-429-1470 SINCE 1981 ROAD BUILDING • RIGHT OF WAYS LOGGING IN OREGON & WASHINGTON Mobile: 503-789-1268 • Fax: 503-429-0252 WE BUY TIMBER • 503-324-2422 VERNONIA, OREGON B ANKS L O UMBER C O . L & O OCALLY WNED PERATED 1010 Bridge Street • P.O. Box 321 Vernonia, OR 97064 TURNER LOGGING, INC. SPECIALIZING IN THINNING OPERATIONS No job too big No job too small We log ’em all D AN P HILLIPS L OG B UYER 162 Commerce P. O. Box 8 Banks, OR 97106 Ofc: (503) 324-2681 Cell: (503) 702-2560 Fax: (503) 324-1782 See these professionals for Equipment & Supplies Contract Logging – Thinning Site Preparation – Road Building Timber Buying or Selling Complete Forest Management P.O. Box 715 Banks, OR 97106 503-324-0229 L. JEPSON & SONS, L.L.C C ONTRACT L OGGING H AULING • R OAD B UILDING 503-324-2786 Office Chip Yard 503-728-2817 503-324-2787 F AX F AX 503-728-2627 P.O. B OX 369 • B ANKS , OR 97106 TRIPLE S SERVICE JONSERED • HUSQVARNA • TROY-BILT Sales & Service Saws • Mowers • Trimmers • Tillers Accessories & Logger Supplies 503-429-1011 717 Rose Ave., Vernonia 503-429-6783 34515 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy • Cornelius 503-648-1254 • Fax 503-640-5858 www.tvipowerandsports.com TVI is your equipment headquarters offering sales, parts and services for all your power equipment needs. 854 Grant Ave. • P.O. Box 127 • Vernonia, OR 97064
