The INDEPENDENT, August 5, 2004
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Enjoy some words of wisdom and wit
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the
description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”
~Eleanor Roosevelt
Answer on
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two
as close together as possible.
~George Burns
OREGON TRIVIA
Santa Claus has the right idea… visit people only once a year.
~Victor Borge
1. What is the origin of the
name of the town Indanha?
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a mis-
2. For several weeks each
print.
June, what Portland celebra-
~Mark Twain
tion features spectacular pa-
rades, a carnival midway, a
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir… mighty
pageant, visiting navy ships,
scarce.
air shows, and an auto race?
~Mark Twain
3. Public and private prop-
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become hap-
erty damage resulting from
py; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
the flood of 1996 amounted
~Socrates
to how much?
4. What do titles such as
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Undaunted Courage, From Sea
~Groucho Marx
to Shining Sea, Bold Journey,
Forward the Nation, and Two
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and
Captains West have in com-
then she stops to breathe.
mon?
~Jimmy Durante
5. In addition to football,
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness
Mel Renfro garnered All-
and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
America honors in what sport
~Jilly Cooper
while attending the Universi-
ty of Oregon?
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
6. How does the western
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
rattlesnake locate its prey?
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
Answers on page 22
~Henny Youngman
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