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CHOICE MISCELLANY BELIEVE IN DREAMS7 ; Raising Babiaa by Chart. K W« let machine« In the form <if If Yes, Whet Would You Do In a Case nurses and govern«**««*« raise our cMl* Why He Was Tired. dren under printed dlrts-llona tacked Similar Io This? A man alighted from a train, and after walking laboriously up the short If you should dn-am that a man upon the walls. Aud some mother« arc pr«»ud of th«* cooiptotrneM of their flight of stulrs wlil< h led to tbe welt with whom y«>u w«-n* acquainted killed ing room, st«»(i(ilng u few times on the [ lila wife, If you vividly saw him plunge thraldom to II m -« m - «hurts actually proud beca um - their babies are "»< bed- way to rest, be looked round for u a dagger into h«*r heart In your vision, ule” j ou ng«Ier« place to alt down Illa wan, thin face, would you tell the wife of y«mr premo D im - day 1 wun shown such u chart— lienvy ryes and general sppvareaco of nltlon of a tragedy? a busliiraallke analere product of This question baa l«*«*n pozzllng a weakrusui and dejection attracted at- some pseudo Mieiitlst's brain aud trntlou, am! a kind old gcntlemau ac number of (ivople In Dindon. A mar printers' Ink costed tin» stranger ami naked If he ried couple were Inspecting a house *‘l«n't It complete?” «ahi the near which was for r«*nt In Murrey some could is» of auy SHMlatnuc«* time ago While th«* husband inspect mother "Iteiid It." "Nou, thunks," tbe ; 1 read Ai-rnled milk. 9 a« U). ed th«* stables the wlf<* remained In th«» drawled out "I'll get slot Hcrnpi.l «piurter orange, fl .30 u. ID. pur lor my time abuut it." Rhortly after her husband left the Pasteurized milk, io u tn. Hllcr of "Are you III?' health toast, 1-16 unare. Hi 15 a. ID "Non. I'm not III. Rut 1 feel tm If T room, the wife said, a than and woman M ih III h -<I milk. .3 oui«'«-«, 10:68 a. KU. entered. The woman was young an<! were completely «lone up." Wulk eighteen ste|m, 11 a. tn. 1 M <) pretty an«l In tears Th«* man wna nn "Been in nn accident?*' gry. After gesticulating a few minutes ti-aspiHinful« distilled water, II 15a in.” "Noo. I'm Just Hred, t bat's nll ’fh«* rest of the chart was similar to Thanks You may cull hansom for he rushed to the girl, drew u knife thin, me If you will. Dou't l«*llcve 1 coiil«! from Ills coat uim I plunged It through "It Is complete,” said I, "but I ever wulk out to tin* trnuiwny. I don't her heart. should like to edit the next one they With a loud sliriek tlx- woman who mind If you curry my hug I'm no get out." witnessed the tragedy arose and «tag Hr««! ” Rh«* o|«-ne«l tier eyes and ral»«-d her gered to tla- door. Rhe looked about “What's Hie mutter with youT’ brows. (You know the way superior her and hiiw that th«* couple had vim ”Oli, nothing uitK'li! I'm Just return- Kh<* reallz«*«! she hail either I sop le, <«<[H*eialJy the recently «ulterior ir.g from my vacation. I'll In* all right lulled tx«»n dreaming or had s«*«-n n vision. kind, do It «o's you get a taste In ill n week or two.” Exchange. When her husband return««! «he told your limuth right itwuy as If she had him her experience They did not rent handed you a grapefruit to eat wlth- Laxy Masiean Laborers. out siigsr i the house There 1« no mure lnd<»p«-t>d«*iit person "By putting lu n lln<* right Rome time afterward while attending In tlie world tiimi tiu* Mexican laborer, said, refusing to lx* f rozm a reception the woman was Introduced suys an Amrricun who Ims ca|dtal In- maimer. "Twelve thirty to 1 vested In that country E«p<*cliilly Is to a young indy nml her fiance. Rhe love baby a little." rc<*<>gnlz«*<l the character« of her vision. this tru<* of tin* pt*ou <>f the tropics. It Rhe dhln't even thunk me for the would sceui Hint lu* works for Ameri lxii«*r the young couple to whom she anggisitlon actually, she didn't W o had h««*n lntro<lu»-«-<l were marrl««! To can« who have big pinntittloiis to du- men nn* (s-cullar propositions. 1 What? her dismay, tin* woman learned lb«-y vekip more ns n matter of accommoda Bobi-mlan. tion than from necessity l!<* «lemanda had leased the very boils«* where she had e»f«*rien«x*d th«* harrowing dream. a snug sum in advance, tuo, on which Intsrviawmg a Chinaman, What was she to d<>? Nh«* nsk««l her to have a g«»<«l tint«* at th«» "flestas** I remember on«* dlstlngulnlwd Chi- friends They were nt a loss to give t»ef«iro h<* settle« down to several months of drtulgery No native Indian her advice Th«* woman was «-«>nvln<*et! ties«- who ga«<* the ucwHpoper men a Flint she was given the premonition of big surprise We knew that he was a has to work for white men lu tim tr«i|»lca to gain a livelihood Ills wants a tragedy. At the same time she <1 read- high offleer and that he had come to are few, Ids ambitions are limit«*«! to ««I provoking n disagreement lu cavo thi« country <>n a mlMdon of Impor tance, but not «»tn* of us dreamed of a di-slrr for enough to eat, a thatciuHi there sh«»uld be nothing but a hnlhicl nation. getting from him mor<* than a per but and a Iitti«» cottoii clotb. Tbo hut What would you do In such a «ns«? functory Interview through one of tils he can make for himself TYiero ars 'this would d<-|«*nd. of coiii - m *. ns to Interpreters Through a M-eretury we flail In the river and game In the fori-st. Hier«* 1« plenty of un«M*<*iipl«Nl land u|«>n whether or not you believe In dreams. couveycd to th«* big man our drelre for Im you? an lnt«TvJew He talked with hi« sec which lu» can raise a few cereals to retary in « him-«* for n few moments, trade for tiu» tilings he cannot produ«»e and then the wcretary in halting Eng POINTED PARAGRAPHS himself There Is no winter to provide lish Invite«! ua to accompany him aud against, aud, though the rainy days A» a matter of fact there are no very th«* «-hief to the officer's suit. We tiled come often In summer, they only mean la. dropfied Into the seat** to which we big flsh In small puddles more rest - New York Tribune. Yun can usually And a pin almost were bowetl by the statesmau and wait«*«! for «omel««ly to iH-gin. anywhere but In tl«e pincushion Rich Los Angslea. As we breitat««! u peculiar smile lit A f<«>l Is tho greatest nuisance In this The Ihcreuse In the city assessment tla* big man's face. Lying back in his world And there are quite a few of for thia year a« compared with last chair, be <v«-ke«l one l«ut over the other, year approxlmat«*a »62.000,000. The them. It Is lu-yond «ome men to understand lighted a cigar at«l dropp«*d a boaib by total figure after all the pruning by saying "Fire away, boys; I'm ready. the lioard of mpialUatlon Is nlsiut the difference lietween ¡ximposlty and But (M*fore you l«*gin who won the *265,000,000. The aggregate of «leduc dignity t»oat raceT'-R«n Frunclsc«» Call. lions by the I mu rd Is um-Hasted I y We have always wonder««! what wo small, In-lng Ires than *7.000.000. Them» men d«> with the 2 ««tils saved in pur Are Metals Alive? figure« Indicate that I«« Angeles la the chasing n two dollar article for fl W. "Metals have life," «ahi a metallur richest large city In the work! jier Hav«* yon ever stopp«*d to admire the capita. The total nsMcssinent Is equal self control of the man who cun pick gist firmly- "not much life, but a lit And metals cau lie stimulat«*d. to uearly »1.000 for every Inhabitant, up a load pencil without marking on tle. d«»pre*<H«»d. poisoned. or nearly »5,000 for every family. But something? “I’latinum wire. immer«e<l in water, that relates to SHM-aaed valuation, Every man would have n pretty fair which averages utwiut one half the reputation If j««»|»le look ««I for bl« good gives off an electric current that may if you put bl- market value. Tb<* actual wealth of i qualities as carefully as they look for eaMlly tie measured. cnr!«»niitr of ««In In th«* water, the the city per capita therefore la nearly the gissl qualities of a dog.—Atchison stimulated wire glv«-« off a stronger »2.000. or »lo.tiio per family, Amt the Globe. current. I’ut In bromide of |«»ta»>siiiiu, total wealth largely exceeds ir«ix>.oou.- and the depressed wire give« off a 000 Ims Angeles Herald Absentminded 'Gators. weaker current. Finally, put III oxalic An old colored man who Is devoutly acid, and the |«>li«one<l wire gives off religious returned to Brooklyn recent Dr. Au.r't Lat.tt Discovery. no current at all. it will never again Dr. Auer «if Welsbach, the Inventor ly from a trip to Florida, his birth give off any current. It Is dead. of th«* Incandi-scent mantle, has Just place. and told Ills employer nlsiiit a “Now. 1 leave it to you. If you «-an narrow «- m - sih - be had had from nn discover«*«! In the metal wolfram n depress a metal, exhilarate it aud Knowing of th«* rellgiou« I much Hii|M*rl<»r filament to that of car alligator. Anally administer to It a fatal dose bon ns«il In th«* tyjH* «if electric Incan- zcril of the darky, tho employer sought of poison, have you not a right to say dem-«*nt lamp now In vogue, lie claims to tent Ills <altb. that til«* uietal Im« Ilf«*?" "What w«*re you afraid of an alllgn that tho light now ohtnln««l from th«» wolfram lump 1« thr«»e or four times n« tor for?” he asked him. "Imn't you A Mollified Subjsct. brilliant ns Hint given by the ordinary know that th«* lz»rd will take cart» of Nollekens, the sculptor, was a man carbon lamp, with the anme nnwnnip- you? Gf course you know the story tlon of electricity, ami what 1« ««itinlly of Jonah and the whale. The whale of pretty wit ami of neat resource in Important, th«» life of the new lamp ex swallowed Jonah, but Jonah came out compliment, lie had nt one time for a sitter a woman of great beauty, but of ceed« I hut of tho old one by mauy htin- all snf«* enough.*' The darky ab<«>k his head dubious an extremely nervous and inipntl«»nt dreds of hour«. Th« development of Dr. Auer’s Intest discovery seems like ly. "Yes, bo««, I knows atiout Jonah,” temperament. During her sittings she ly to have n wide Inflmtice on th«* elec he said, "but. then, you see, a whale*« would constantly change her |«>sitiou. tric lighting world If not I« h 1«-« w 1 to got a mem’ry. A alllgatah ain’t got and with each shift of posture her ex- mark a new era. Westminster Gazette. no lueiu’ry. If a 'gutah «wallows you pn*w«lon changed. At Inst th«* sculptor's he won’t think no mo’ about you.”— patience gave way. "Madam,” he <*rl«»«l, “of what avail I New York Press. N.w French Art Treasure. is your beauty if you will not sit still With the new territories In Siam. Uli 1 have reflected It In my model?” Simplicity'« Saving Grace. Erance has acquired n mngnlflrent col The sitter smiled with gratlAed vani "I like simplicity, ” snld the states lection of monuments to n<)d to tliime ty and was as motlonl«»ss as a lay tig- already p<*N<-HHcd In Cambodia and man. "Simplicity saves us n lot of ur«» during the remainder of her alt- Annum. Among this crowd of edifices trouble too. tings —Kt. Louis Republic. “ Two men met In front of the Blank attesting tin» splendor of tile ancient civilization of lmlo Chinn th« temples hotel th«» other day a ml fell Into a po "Strong Even In Death.” of Angkor tnke their place, like tho litical argument. They were ordinary, There Is a cbnracterlstic story of Parthenon, Luxor mi«! th«* Tujiiinhui, everyday sort of men, but on«» of them an American woman formerly well among the architectural marvels of bnd nn extraordinary flow of poly known In Ixindon that will bear re syllabic language. He tnlkisl half an the world. lH>jHMltor,'of those treaa- (»eating, says a writer In iximlon urea, Franre has the duly of prctwwv- boor, and bls companion listened In s Truth. The Indy Is said to have writ Ing them. Rtlll stnudlng after ten cen- dare. "'And now.* the speaker pomponsly ten the follow lug letter to a royal turl«*H <>f existence, they are th rente nod personage: by the ravage« of time, the cliuiutu coucludcd, 'perhaps you will colncldo “Sir—My medical attendants have with me.’ I and by vegetation.— Paris Temps. Just Inform«»«! me that I nm In n hope “The other’s face brightened up. " 'Why, yen. Thanks, old man,’ ho less condition. I should die tinppy did Scotland’s Ship Canal. answered heartily, moving toward the I know that you would tie represented A ji old plan far a ship canal serosa at my funeral. I incloe«» a check for barroom door, '1 don't care If I do.’" the narrowest part of Rcotland has been il.tXKl to cover all expenses.” revived and Is living pnahetl by busi Queer 8m«k«e. ness interests of Edinburgh and GI sa When Ha Got Sense. "Tobacco,” said a tobacconist, “la one go w. Glasgow has one plan for cutting Husband— Have you still the letters of many herbs that are smoked, In the ths cans] at a coat of »40,000.000. Ed- orient, for instance, bhang or canna- I wrote you before we were marrie«!? mbmh hM another, whirl. I. rottaaL g dnl< <hat g,Te< oDe dpl||r> Wife—Yes Why? Husband—Bring sd to call for an expenditure of »68,- caress people*« r^.» . int„ A b ™e feet, mo gqgs Into im load« of them here. I want to burn them. I 000,000. Originally It was suggested plpea. Rome savages amok« th« leave« am Just making my will, and 1 am that tbe existing Forth and Clyde barge •f the wild potato and th« wild tomato. afraid that If any of my relations see caMl abooM be enlarged and made into Theos bitter leaves are narcotic. They those letters after 1 am dead they will a tidal canal, withoot lock«, at a coat throw you into a pleaaant stupor. Pur- think I was of unaonnd rntnd.—Lustlge of »70,000.000. A« yet tbe cost baa sued in, though, they bring Insanity. Blatter. barred program, but the canal would be Some of the Rwlna guide« amok« rd great value to commerce, and it la Easy, but Heavy. *mountaln tol>a<»co,’ n weed that grow« expected to become a reality In time. “I suppone It was hard work to fol only at great height«. Thia «tuff pro- dncea an intoxication akin to alcohol*«. low my argument f/f' said the lawyer, King Edward and Tipping. "No,” answered d the Judge; "It was Our Indlun«, when hard up, smoko hol In his own bouses the king baa ly and atunac leave« and th«> «livery •nsy to follow It, but It was difficult to I thoughtfully tried to do nway as far leave« of 'Indian tobacco,' which every keep awake until the destination waa aa possible— It is impossible to do boy ba« chewed.''-New Orleans Tlmea- reached.” away with It entirely with tipping, Democrat which in the Inst years hns grown to Disappointed. such an outrageous extent tliqt nil but “Tbmmy. you’ve got a new little An Author's Journal. rich men And It n tax to accept Invi Bold one poem. (Molly has Just come brother Aren’t you glad?” tations nt country bouses. First to tn to say tho coal’s out.) “A broth«»r? I thought it would be one friend, then to another, tho king The Monthly Review paid me -|3 a horse. 1’iipit promised me one for suggested that “tipping Imres” should for two sonnets. (Jane snya tlie gas such n long time.” Louisville Courier- lw put up In their balls, rather than bill i Journal. encourage Hint "promiscuous brigand Have Just written an article on A foolish con « -tency In th«» hobgoblin age" which makes nn invitation to a “How To IJve on One Dollar n Day.” big country hotis«* such n terror to (Molly says she tins got to hjve |2 of little minds. adored by little ntntes- many humble mortals. Grand Maga every day this week.) Atlanta Con m«»n and philosophers and dlvl^n.— Emerson. zine. stitution. OUR COIN MOTTO -»n God KLAMATH COUNTY BANK KLAMATH FALLS, ORRtiON ALEX MARTIN, President E. R. REAMER, Vice President Ws Trust” Suggsstsd by a Maryland Farmer. To an bonest, God fearing farmer of the state of Maryland Is due the mot to, "in G<«i we trust,” which appears on the coinage of the United Htates. In 1861, when Halmoli I* Chase was secretary of th«? treasury, he wrote to him that as we claimed to tc a Chris tian people we khoiihl mak«|Bome suita ble recognition of that fact on our coinage The letter was referred to James Pollix-k, director of the mlnt, who «lla cusiw-d the matter In llis report for lfk!2 < ongres« was apathetic, and Chase mentioned It to the lawmaker« again In 1863: "The motto suggested, 'In God our trust,' Is taken from our national hymn, 'The Star Bpangled Banner.’ The sentiment Is familiar to every citi zen of our country. It has thrill«-«! millions of American freemen. The time Is propitious; 'tis an hour of na tional peril and danger, an hour when man's strength Is weakness, when our strength an<J salvation mu«t be of God.” As a result a two cent bronze piece wns authorized by congress to be coin ed the following year. April 22, 1864, and upon this wait first sftimfx-d the motto, "In God we trust.” By an act of March 3, 186B, It was extended to other coins. Mlnn«-apoll:i Journal. LESLIE KOtiEBS, Asst. Cashier ALEX MARLIN, Jr., Cashier The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE QI.ONE OF BUSINESS JUNE 29, 1907. i ■aaocacaa Izsins an«l Discounts............................. Bonds and Hecnrities ........................... Real Estate,’Buildings and Fixtures / Cash and Fight Exchange.................... .................. I 314,962.76 ..................... ........... .. 60,564.66 -.0,1 «10.5 .................... 248,091.93 »M3, 8DO. 13 LlABII Capital block, fully paid Furplus and Profit«......... Due other Bank«............ DhPOHlTH....................... in»« » 100.000.00 12.U88.64 40,061.98 491,049.51 t »643,800.13 I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the a?«,ve named Bank, do solemnly ewear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowle«lgeind believe A lkx M artis , J r ., Caahier. SubKribed and sworn to before me this 8tb »lay of July, 1907. ■«*M A.M. W ordbm , Notary Public for Oregon. Oletas Iljr Out of It. Tom - Why aren't you going in bath ing to«lay with Miss Hautton's party? Dick Too cold. Tom—Nonsense! Why, this weather the water is Just— Dick You mlsunderatan«! me. lnvitc«i me not to.—Pick-Me-Up. of fill IclndsA at of Prices Standard"’ Laundry Trays MAGAZINE READERS H. 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