CHOICE MISCELLANY
BELIEVE IN DREAMS7
;
Raising Babiaa by Chart.
K
W« let machine« In the form <if
If Yes, Whet Would You Do In a Case nurses and govern«**««*« raise our cMl*
Why He Was Tired.
dren under printed dlrts-llona tacked
Similar Io This?
A man alighted from a train, and
after walking laboriously up the short
If you should dn-am that a man upon the walls. Aud some mother«
arc pr«»ud of th«* cooiptotrneM of their
flight of stulrs wlil< h led to tbe welt with whom y«>u w«-n* acquainted killed
ing room, st«»(i(ilng u few times on the [ lila wife, If you vividly saw him plunge thraldom to II m -« m - «hurts actually
proud beca um - their babies are "»< bed-
way to rest, be looked round for u a dagger into h«*r heart In your vision,
ule” j ou ng«Ier«
place to alt down Illa wan, thin face, would you tell the wife of y«mr premo
D im - day 1 wun shown such u chart—
lienvy ryes and general sppvareaco of nltlon of a tragedy?
a busliiraallke analere product of
This
question
baa
l«*«*n
pozzllng
a
weakrusui and dejection attracted at-
some pseudo Mieiitlst's brain aud
trntlou, am! a kind old gcntlemau ac number of (ivople In Dindon. A mar
printers' Ink
costed tin» stranger ami naked If he ried couple were Inspecting a house
*‘l«n't It complete?” «ahi the near
which
was
for
r«*nt
In
Murrey
some
could is» of auy SHMlatnuc«*
time ago While th«* husband inspect mother "Iteiid It."
"Nou, thunks," tbe ;
1 read
Ai-rnled milk. 9 a« U).
ed th«* stables the wlf<* remained In th«»
drawled out "I'll get slot
Hcrnpi.l «piurter orange, fl .30 u. ID.
pur
lor
my time abuut it."
Rhortly after her husband left the Pasteurized milk, io u tn. Hllcr of
"Are you III?'
health toast, 1-16 unare. Hi 15 a. ID
"Non. I'm not III. Rut 1 feel tm If T room, the wife said, a than and woman
M ih III h -<I milk. .3 oui«'«-«, 10:68 a. KU.
entered.
The
woman
was
young
an<!
were completely «lone up."
Wulk eighteen ste|m, 11 a. tn.
1 M <)
pretty an«l In tears Th«* man wna nn
"Been in nn accident?*'
gry. After gesticulating a few minutes ti-aspiHinful« distilled water, II 15a in.”
"Noo. I'm Just Hred, t bat's nll
’fh«* rest of the chart was similar to
Thanks You may cull
hansom for he rushed to the girl, drew u knife
thin,
me If you will. Dou't l«*llcve 1 coiil«! from Ills coat uim I plunged It through
"It Is complete,” said I, "but I
ever wulk out to tin* trnuiwny. I don't her heart.
should like to edit the next one they
With
a
loud
sliriek
tlx-
woman
who
mind If you curry my hug
I'm no
get out."
witnessed the tragedy arose and «tag
Hr««! ”
Rh«* o|«-ne«l tier eyes and ral»«-d her
gered to tla- door. Rhe looked about
“What's Hie mutter with youT’
brows. (You know the way superior
her
and
hiiw
that
th«*
couple
had
vim
”Oli, nothing uitK'li! I'm Just return-
Kh<* reallz«*«! she hail either I sop le, <«<[H*eialJy the recently «ulterior
ir.g from my vacation. I'll In* all right lulled
tx«»n dreaming or had s«*«-n n vision. kind, do It «o's you get a taste In
ill n week or two.” Exchange.
When her husband return««! «he told your limuth right itwuy as If she had
him her experience They did not rent handed you a grapefruit to eat wlth-
Laxy Masiean Laborers.
out siigsr i
the house
There 1« no mure lnd<»p«-t>d«*iit person
"By putting lu n lln<* right
Rome
time
afterward
while
attending
In tlie world tiimi tiu* Mexican laborer,
said, refusing to lx* f rozm
a
reception
the
woman
was
Introduced
suys an Amrricun who Ims ca|dtal In-
maimer. "Twelve thirty to 1
vested In that country
E«p<*cliilly Is to a young indy nml her fiance. Rhe love baby a little."
rc<*<>gnlz«*<l
the
character«
of
her
vision.
this tru<* of tin* pt*ou <>f the tropics. It
Rhe dhln't even thunk me for the
would sceui Hint lu* works for Ameri lxii«*r the young couple to whom she anggisitlon actually, she didn't
W o
had
h««*n
lntro<lu»-«-<l
were
marrl««!
To
can« who have big pinntittloiis to du-
men nn* (s-cullar propositions. 1 What?
her
dismay,
tin*
woman
learned
lb«-y
vekip more ns n matter of accommoda
Bobi-mlan.
tion than from necessity l!<* «lemanda had leased the very boils«* where she
had
e»f«*rien«x*d
th«*
harrowing
dream.
a snug sum in advance, tuo, on which
Intsrviawmg a Chinaman,
What was she to d<>? Nh«* nsk««l her
to have a g«»<«l tint«* at th«» "flestas**
I remember on«* dlstlngulnlwd Chi-
friends
They
were
nt
a
loss
to
give
t»ef«iro h<* settle« down to several
months of drtulgery No native Indian her advice Th«* woman was «-«>nvln<*et! ties«- who ga«<* the ucwHpoper men a
Flint she was given the premonition of big surprise We knew that he was a
has to work for white men lu tim
tr«i|»lca to gain a livelihood Ills wants a tragedy. At the same time she <1 read- high offleer and that he had come to
are few, Ids ambitions are limit«*«! to ««I provoking n disagreement lu cavo thi« country <>n a mlMdon of Impor
tance, but not «»tn* of us dreamed of
a di-slrr for enough to eat, a thatciuHi there sh«»uld be nothing but a hnlhicl
nation.
getting
from him mor<* than a per
but and a Iitti«» cottoii clotb. Tbo hut
What would you do In such a «ns«? functory Interview through one of tils
he can make for himself
TYiero ars
'this would d<-|«*nd. of coiii - m *. ns to Interpreters
Through a M-eretury we
flail In the river and game In the fori-st.
Hier«* 1« plenty of un«M*<*iipl«Nl land u|«>n whether or not you believe In dreams. couveycd to th«* big man our drelre for
Im you?
an lnt«TvJew He talked with hi« sec
which lu» can raise a few cereals to
retary in « him-«* for n few moments,
trade for tiu» tilings he cannot produ«»e
and then the wcretary in halting Eng
POINTED PARAGRAPHS
himself There Is no winter to provide
lish Invite«! ua to accompany him aud
against, aud, though the rainy days
A» a matter of fact there are no very th«* «-hief to the officer's suit. We tiled
come often In summer, they only mean
la. dropfied Into the seat** to which we
big flsh In small puddles
more rest - New York Tribune.
Yun can usually And a pin almost were bowetl by the statesmau and
wait«*«! for «omel««ly to iH-gin.
anywhere but In tl«e pincushion
Rich Los Angslea.
As we breitat««! u peculiar smile lit
A f<«>l Is tho greatest nuisance In this
The Ihcreuse In the city assessment
tla* big man's face. Lying back in his
world
And
there
are
quite
a
few
of
for thia year a« compared with last
chair, be <v«-ke«l one l«ut over the other,
year approxlmat«*a »62.000,000. The them.
It Is lu-yond «ome men to understand lighted a cigar at«l dropp«*d a boaib by
total figure after all the pruning by
saying "Fire away, boys; I'm ready.
the lioard of mpialUatlon Is nlsiut the difference lietween ¡ximposlty and
But (M*fore you l«*gin who won the
*265,000,000. The aggregate of «leduc dignity
t»oat raceT'-R«n Frunclsc«» Call.
lions by the I mu rd Is um-Hasted I y
We have always wonder««! what wo
small, In-lng Ires than *7.000.000. Them» men d«> with the 2 ««tils saved in pur
Are Metals Alive?
figure« Indicate that I«« Angeles la the chasing n two dollar article for fl W.
"Metals have life," «ahi a metallur
richest large city In the work! jier
Hav«* yon ever stopp«*d to admire the
capita. The total nsMcssinent Is equal self control of the man who cun pick gist firmly- "not much life, but a lit
And metals cau lie stimulat«*d.
to uearly »1.000 for every Inhabitant, up a load pencil without marking on tle.
d«»pre*<H«»d. poisoned.
or nearly »5,000 for every family. But something?
“I’latinum wire. immer«e<l in water,
that relates to SHM-aaed valuation,
Every man would have n pretty fair
which averages utwiut one half the reputation If j««»|»le look ««I for bl« good gives off an electric current that may
if you put bl-
market value. Tb<* actual wealth of i qualities as carefully as they look for eaMlly tie measured.
cnr!«»niitr
of
««In
In
th«* water, the
the city per capita therefore la nearly the gissl qualities of a dog.—Atchison
stimulated wire glv«-« off a stronger
»2.000. or »lo.tiio per family, Amt the Globe.
current. I’ut In bromide of |«»ta»>siiiiu,
total wealth largely exceeds ir«ix>.oou.-
and the depressed wire give« off a
000 Ims Angeles Herald
Absentminded 'Gators.
weaker current. Finally, put III oxalic
An old colored man who Is devoutly
acid, and the |«>li«one<l wire gives off
religious
returned
to
Brooklyn
recent
Dr. Au.r't Lat.tt Discovery.
no current at all. it will never again
Dr. Auer «if Welsbach, the Inventor ly from a trip to Florida, his birth
give off any current. It Is dead.
of th«* Incandi-scent mantle, has Just place. and told Ills employer nlsiiit a
“Now. 1 leave it to you. If you «-an
narrow
«-
m
-
sih
-
be
had
had
from
nn
discover«*«! In the metal wolfram n
depress
a metal, exhilarate it aud
Knowing of th«* rellgiou« I
much Hii|M*rl<»r filament to that of car alligator.
Anally administer to It a fatal dose
bon ns«il In th«* tyjH* «if electric Incan- zcril of the darky, tho employer sought
of poison, have you not a right to say
dem-«*nt lamp now In vogue, lie claims to tent Ills <altb.
that til«* uietal Im« Ilf«*?"
"What w«*re you afraid of an alllgn
that tho light now ohtnln««l from th«»
wolfram lump 1« thr«»e or four times n« tor for?” he asked him. "Imn't you
A Mollified Subjsct.
brilliant ns Hint given by the ordinary know that th«* lz»rd will take cart» of
Nollekens, the sculptor, was a man
carbon lamp, with the anme nnwnnip- you? Gf course you know the story
tlon of electricity, ami what 1« ««itinlly of Jonah and the whale. The whale of pretty wit ami of neat resource in
Important, th«» life of the new lamp ex swallowed Jonah, but Jonah came out compliment, lie had nt one time for a
sitter a woman of great beauty, but of
ceed« I hut of tho old one by mauy htin- all snf«* enough.*'
The darky ab<«>k his head dubious an extremely nervous and inipntl«»nt
dreds of hour«. Th« development of
Dr. Auer’s Intest discovery seems like ly. "Yes, bo««, I knows atiout Jonah,” temperament. During her sittings she
ly to have n wide Inflmtice on th«* elec he said, "but. then, you see, a whale*« would constantly change her |«>sitiou.
tric lighting world If not I« h 1«-« w 1 to got a mem’ry. A alllgatah ain’t got and with each shift of posture her ex-
mark a new era. Westminster Gazette. no lueiu’ry. If a 'gutah «wallows you pn*w«lon changed. At Inst th«* sculptor's
he won’t think no mo’ about you.”— patience gave way.
"Madam,” he <*rl«»«l, “of what avail
I
New York Press.
N.w French Art Treasure.
is your beauty if you will not sit still
With the new territories In Siam.
Uli 1 have reflected It In my model?”
Simplicity'« Saving Grace.
Erance has acquired n mngnlflrent col
The sitter smiled with gratlAed vani
"I
like
simplicity,
”
snld
the
states
lection of monuments to n<)d to tliime
ty and was as motlonl«»ss as a lay tig-
already p<*N<-HHcd In Cambodia and man. "Simplicity saves us n lot of ur«» during the remainder of her
alt-
Annum. Among this crowd of edifices trouble too.
tings —Kt. Louis Republic.
“
Two
men
met
In
front
of
the
Blank
attesting tin» splendor of tile ancient
civilization of lmlo Chinn th« temples hotel th«» other day a ml fell Into a po
"Strong Even In Death.”
of Angkor tnke their place, like tho litical argument. They were ordinary,
There Is a cbnracterlstic story of
Parthenon, Luxor mi«! th«* Tujiiinhui, everyday sort of men, but on«» of them
an American woman formerly well
among the architectural marvels of bnd nn extraordinary flow of poly
known In Ixindon that will bear re
syllabic
language.
He
tnlkisl
half
an
the world. lH>jHMltor,'of those treaa-
(»eating, says a writer In iximlon
urea, Franre has the duly of prctwwv- boor, and bls companion listened In s
Truth. The Indy Is said to have writ
Ing them. Rtlll stnudlng after ten cen- dare.
"'And now.* the speaker pomponsly ten the follow lug letter to a royal
turl«*H <>f existence, they are th rente nod
personage:
by the ravage« of time, the cliuiutu coucludcd, 'perhaps you will colncldo
“Sir—My medical attendants have
with me.’
I
and by vegetation.— Paris Temps.
Just Inform«»«! me that I nm In n hope
“The other’s face brightened up.
" 'Why, yen. Thanks, old man,’ ho less condition. I should die tinppy did
Scotland’s Ship Canal.
answered heartily, moving toward the I know that you would tie represented
A ji old plan far a ship canal serosa
at my funeral. I incloe«» a check for
barroom door, '1 don't care If I do.’"
the narrowest part of Rcotland has been
il.tXKl to cover all expenses.”
revived and Is living pnahetl by busi
Queer 8m«k«e.
ness interests of Edinburgh and GI sa
When Ha Got Sense.
"Tobacco,” said a tobacconist, “la one
go w. Glasgow has one plan for cutting
Husband— Have you still the letters
of many herbs that are smoked, In the
ths cans] at a coat of »40,000.000. Ed-
orient, for instance, bhang or canna- I wrote you before we were marrie«!?
mbmh hM another, whirl. I. rottaaL
g dnl< <hat g,Te< oDe
dpl||r>
Wife—Yes
Why? Husband—Bring
sd to call for an expenditure of »68,- caress people*« r^.»
. int„
A b ™e
feet, mo
gqgs
Into im
load«
of them here. I want to burn them. I
000,000. Originally It was suggested
plpea. Rome savages amok« th« leave« am Just making my will, and 1 am
that tbe existing Forth and Clyde barge
•f the wild potato and th« wild tomato. afraid that If any of my relations see
caMl abooM be enlarged and made into
Theos bitter leaves are narcotic. They those letters after 1 am dead they will
a tidal canal, withoot lock«, at a coat throw you into a pleaaant stupor. Pur- think I was of unaonnd rntnd.—Lustlge
of »70,000.000. A« yet tbe cost baa
sued in, though, they bring Insanity. Blatter.
barred program, but the canal would be
Some of the Rwlna guide« amok«
rd great value to commerce, and it la
Easy, but Heavy.
*mountaln tol>a<»co,’ n weed that grow«
expected to become a reality In time.
“I suppone It was hard work to fol
only at great height«. Thia «tuff pro-
dncea an intoxication akin to alcohol*«. low my argument f/f' said the lawyer,
King Edward and Tipping.
"No,” answered d the Judge; "It was
Our Indlun«, when hard up, smoko hol
In his own bouses the king baa ly and atunac leave« and th«> «livery •nsy to follow It, but It was difficult to
I
thoughtfully tried to do nway as far leave« of 'Indian tobacco,' which every keep awake until the destination waa
aa possible— It is impossible to do boy ba« chewed.''-New Orleans Tlmea- reached.”
away with It entirely with tipping, Democrat
which in the Inst years hns grown to
Disappointed.
such an outrageous extent tliqt nil but
“Tbmmy. you’ve got a new little
An Author's Journal.
rich men And It n tax to accept Invi
Bold one poem. (Molly has Just come brother Aren’t you glad?”
tations nt country bouses. First to tn to say tho coal’s out.)
“A broth«»r? I thought it would be
one friend, then to another, tho king
The Monthly Review paid me -|3 a horse. 1’iipit promised me one for
suggested that “tipping Imres” should for two sonnets. (Jane snya tlie gas such n long time.” Louisville Courier-
lw put up In their balls, rather than bill i
Journal.
encourage Hint "promiscuous brigand
Have Just written an article on
A foolish con « -tency In th«» hobgoblin
age" which makes nn invitation to a “How To IJve on One Dollar n Day.”
big country hotis«* such n terror to (Molly says she tins got to hjve |2 of little minds. adored by little ntntes-
many humble mortals. Grand Maga every day this week.) Atlanta Con m«»n and philosophers and dlvl^n.—
Emerson.
zine.
stitution.
OUR COIN MOTTO
-»n
God
KLAMATH COUNTY BANK
KLAMATH FALLS, ORRtiON
ALEX MARTIN, President
E. R. REAMER, Vice President
Ws Trust” Suggsstsd by a
Maryland Farmer.
To an bonest, God fearing farmer of
the state of Maryland Is due the mot
to, "in G<«i we trust,” which appears
on the coinage of the United Htates.
In 1861, when Halmoli I* Chase was
secretary of th«? treasury, he wrote to
him that as we claimed to tc a Chris
tian people we khoiihl mak«|Bome suita
ble recognition of that fact on our
coinage
The letter was referred to James
Pollix-k, director of the mlnt, who «lla
cusiw-d the matter In llis report for
lfk!2
< ongres« was apathetic, and
Chase mentioned It to the lawmaker«
again In 1863:
"The motto suggested, 'In God our
trust,' Is taken from our national
hymn, 'The Star Bpangled Banner.’
The sentiment Is familiar to every citi
zen of our country. It has thrill«-«!
millions of American freemen. The
time Is propitious; 'tis an hour of na
tional peril and danger, an hour when
man's strength Is weakness, when our
strength an<J salvation mu«t be of
God.”
As a result a two cent bronze piece
wns authorized by congress to be coin
ed the following year. April 22, 1864,
and upon this wait first sftimfx-d the
motto, "In God we trust.” By an act
of March 3, 186B, It was extended to
other coins. Mlnn«-apoll:i Journal.
LESLIE KOtiEBS, Asst. Cashier
ALEX MARLIN, Jr., Cashier
The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County
STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE QI.ONE OF BUSINESS
JUNE 29, 1907.
i
■aaocacaa
Izsins an«l Discounts.............................
Bonds and Hecnrities ...........................
Real Estate,’Buildings and Fixtures
/
Cash and Fight Exchange....................
.................. I 314,962.76
.....................
........... ..
60,564.66
-.0,1 «10.5
....................
248,091.93
»M3, 8DO. 13
LlABII
Capital block, fully paid
Furplus and Profit«.........
Due other Bank«............
DhPOHlTH.......................
in»«
» 100.000.00
12.U88.64
40,061.98
491,049.51
t
»643,800.13
I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the a?«,ve named Bank, do solemnly
ewear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowle«lgeind believe
A lkx M artis , J r ., Caahier.
SubKribed and sworn to before me this 8tb »lay of July, 1907.
■«*M
A.M. W ordbm ,
Notary Public for Oregon.
Oletas
Iljr
Out of It.
Tom - Why aren't you going in bath
ing to«lay with Miss Hautton's party?
Dick Too cold.
Tom—Nonsense! Why, this weather
the water is Just—
Dick You mlsunderatan«! me.
lnvitc«i me not to.—Pick-Me-Up.
of fill IclndsA
at
of Prices
Standard"’
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