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The Sale at the BOSTON STORE will continue until everything is sold A SENSE OF HUMOR. BHMONÏ FEED YARD .lamoH B. Moore, Prop. Opp. Martin Flouring Mill Wood, PowtH, Shakos llorsoH bourded by the day, week or month. Fine livery teuniH at reasonable rates (irain and hay for sale — |lay baled or loose. JI Few Ulords Concerning Good Printing \f Plush and Mohair Kobes I regard n < n-.e of humor «« one of tbe most pre io - i i gifts tlint can lie vouchsafed to a bun m l*elng. He la not necessarily a better man for hav ing It, but I k * I h a happier one It renders hit.i Indifferent to good or bud fortune. It enables him to enjoy bis own dlHcointitiire. Blessed with this sense lie Is never unduly clnted or cast down No on«* cun ruffle bis teuqier. No abuse dis turbs hl» equanimity. I! r. - do not bor>* him. Humbugs <1 > not humbug him. Holemn airs do not Imjxise on him. Sentimental gush does not Inflti- ence him. The follies of the moment have no hold on him. Titles and dec orations an* but childish baubles In bls eyes. Prejudice does not warp Ids Judgment. Ih* is n<*v<*r In conceit or out of conceit with himself, lie abhors nil dogmatism. The world Is a stage on which actors «triit and fret for hl» i-dlfl' Alon .¡i d amusement, and In* pursues tin* even current of his way, Invulnerable, doing what Is right aud proper according to his lights, but utterly Indifferent whether what bo does finds approval or disapproval from others If Hamlet had had any wane of hu mor be would not have been a nui- Ham-e to himself and to all surround ing him. Loudon Truth. and Al! Kinds of Harness. THEY MET AGAIN. Why the Sporty Looking Chap Cut Hu Vacation Short. After tin* r|x>rty looking i Imp hnd i bud br«*uLfast ut Un* little hotel In the 1 <'utxkllis, where lie lm<| eome for ¡1 few weeka' viu-utlon, the old farmer who ran the pluce culled him imide and ■u Id •'1 understand ye gave my Iwy n llg roll of money an' some Jewelry to put ■ In the xiife." "Yea. I thought that was the beat pluce fol them. Yoll don't mind keep lug the stuff for me, do you?” "Great mak«*a, no!" replied the farm er uh lie rubbed liI m band« unit <huc kl<*«l. "Tlie Imy »ays ye brung three party heavy trunk» with ye” "Yen; I alway» travel with plenty of < lotliew, teuiil« racket», tixlilng tinea, etc. You’ve no objection to ho much baggage, have you?” "Not u bit of It, air not a lilt of It! 1 I wish ye hud lining ‘leven or twelve with ye. It’s kinder funny ye ain't rocognlard me yet " “No; I don't r«*m«*nil»*r to have ever seen your face before," »aid the near arrival "Well, mobile tny whiskers lieu leetle longer or stint bin*, but ye orter know my voice 5Ve had quite a talk one day In Noo York " "In In New York?" stammere«! the ■porty looking ehup oh he tnrniHi pale. “Yep Don't ye recollect ’bout ine handin' ye fits) f-r that gold brick? I knowed ye the niinnlt I »»«cn ye on the wagon limt night. Hnukea. but that wuh a moKt le-wtiful swindle ye work ed on me. non!" "W wliat tire you going to do about •i r "Oh. nutliin*. I never raise no fu*e llhlcsH there's u good o< < axhun for it. The Imy »ny» ye Jeat went wild over the Hcenery cornin' up on the wagon, an’ nieblie ye'd like to walk down to the depot an' git some more vicwa on tile way. The next train to the city piiHxeM there at 'leven thirty, an' it ye Hurt now, while I'm looklu’ fer the «.-unstable. ye'll Jc**t ulmut ketch it. An* don't do no worryin' 'bout that cash of youm, non, ai I'll take the best of care of It." It wuh a ten mile wulk to the depot, but when the 11 30 for New York came along It carried away a footsore and dtwty looking Individual, who »cowled and muttered and shook 111» fist through the ear window aa the train Hturti*d off again. A. II. Iewia In Judge. Is a Poultry and Stock Food and Harness Oil. WILL HUMPHREY'S HARNESS D One tirade “Chat tbe Best Try us with your next order. We have the latest styles of type and competent men to execute the work in the latest approved style. Poor Consolation. THE REPUBLICAN PR1NTERY • * »• SHOP Opposite Exchange Stables We are prepared to do BLACKSMITHING and MACHINE WORK. done promptly. Repair Work of all kinds We guarantee all our work to be first class and at Satisfactory Prices. BETWEEN &th AND 7,A ON WALNUT EGIDU OF NINEVEH. Ths Most Ancient Banking House of Which We Have Record. ^o000000000-000 OOOOOOOOOOOO^ ’ CASH MEA T MARKET ’ There was u kiud of public record office attached to the palace aud tem ple nt Nineveh. In which It was cus- tomury to deposit Important legal and other documents. su<-b ns contracts ? and iigrcem.-nts for th«* purchase nnd sule of pro[s-rty, marriage settlements, ? wills, etc. Among these there were ? discovere«! official statements us to the history nnd transa* lions of the emi nent banking bouse of Egtdu a: Nine veh. Assyrian chronology prove« that these refer to n date about 2.301 years ls*fore the Christian era. when Abra ham dwelt nt Ur of the Chaldees, as is state«! In Genesis We may therefore claim for this firm the reputation of Icing the oldest bank In the World at least <>f which we have Any recon! or are likely to have. Th«* a«*counts are very voluminous nnd cover tbe trans actions of five gi*nerati<>us of the house A from father to son. The firm grew rap idly In Importance during this jieriod, during which they attained great wealth, for they succeed«*,! in securing from the king th«» appointment of col A lectors of taxes, a position which In the east always leads to fortune. They A afterward farmed th«* revenue for sev eral of the Assyrian provinces with I very great gain to the firm.—T. P.'s A Compromite. A In a Jury trial In a »mail town not London Weekly. many tulle» from civilisation the rural A Corrected In Rhyme. gentlemen Into whine hands the fate Thackeray was much pestered by the I <»f the plaintiff was placed wore an i ttubliomly divide«! that they were sot»«* autograph hunter, says Holder in his twenty odd bourn In reaching a ver "Recollections." lie disliked above all dict. Aa they left the court, after re things to writ«* In nn nutograph album A turning their verdict, one of them was and often refused those who asked him asked by a friend what the trouble to do so sotnetltn«*s rather brusquely. On one occasion the owner of an al was "Waal," b*» «aid. “all of 'em wanted bum. a young lady, was fortunate. to give the plaintiff >4,000, and six of Thackeray took her book to bls room ’em wanted to give him >3,000, so we tn order to look It over. Written on a split the dlfferen<-e and gave him >500." page be fountl these lines: —Woman's Home Companion. Mount Blanc Is the monarch nt mountains. ll) it ever occur to you that nine men out of every ten judged your stand ing in the commercial world by the sationery you used? Such is a fact. |lf you use cheap, shoddy printing, such as many printing offices give you, devoid of merit, then your correspondents will put you down as a has-been and irresponsible. GOOD PRINTING has been our motto for years and in quality we refuse to1 be ex celled. And our prices are right. Phone 31 Pucoui Ci it and Helpt to Lighten Life's Way. It ? 5 ? Opposite Van Riper Bros. Phone 596 We deliver to any part of the citV'^^^^ I ? ? Phone orders given careful and prompt attention. We cut hams to accommodate customers ’ J. W. Hawxhurst, Prop. ? r>r>r r; r>r: r>-r>r: r>r- They crowned him long ago. But who they got to put It on Nobody seems to know. Albert Smith. Aunt I.uclndy was In deep distress over tbe loss of her son Jim, and a Under these lines Mr. Thackeray neighbor sought to consol«« her. saying: wrote: "Don't grieve for him. Aunt Lucindy A HUMBLE SUGGESTION. He lias gone to a land flowing with I know that Alb«*rt wrote in hurry— milk and honey." To criticise I scarce presume. With a diauial countenance, tbe old But yet methinks that Lindley Murray Instead ot "who'' had written "whom.” darky replied: W. M. Thackeray. "Jim never did like milk, an* honey always made him sick."—IJppincott’a. Pliny’s Yarns. Pliny's yarns about human anatomy His First Banquet. City Nephew But. Uncle Henry, you were something wonderful. He tells left the banquet tabh* too early. You of a race of savage men whose feet should huve waited for the bon mots are turned backward and of a race known as Monocolt, who have only aud 11 m * repartee. Uncle Henry—Oh. don’t worry, bub. one leg. but are able to leap with sur I was satisfied. You see, I don’t driQk prising agility. Tbe same people are I also called tbe Sciapodae, tiecause they nor amoke.—Iles Moines Register. are in tbe habit of lying on their backs during tbe extreme heat and His Forte. “Bragley tells me he's doing wonder protecting themselves from the sun by ful work with his present employer. I tbe shade of their feet These people didn't know he was particularly strong dwell not far from tbe Troglodytae, to tbe west of whom again there are a In business.” "He Isn't. He's merely particularly tribe who are without necks and have strong In talking about business."— their eyes In their shoulders. Philadelphia Prose. 3 r> 0000 00*000*? VAN RIPER’S V CHASE & SANBORN COFFEES AND TEAS (SEAL BRANDI HAVE ARRIVED S' A WORD TO THE WISE IS SUFFICIENT TRY THEM ONCE AND YOU WILL USE THEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ST Don’t forget about the barrel of salt mackerel —Phone your order to 516— VAN RIPER BROS. I_______________________________ M ason & S lough ABSTRACTERS choice line of Invest ments tlmt will moke the fjnretmser money Lands Ranches City Property Farm Mortgages MASON & SLOUGH Clsvsr. Mrs. Petter—Did you see that? Dix on seised that rocking chair and was “Mammy’s knlttin* dad a pair 4f Into It before his wife bnil a chance to socks.” roach It. And on his wedding trip too. ’’An’ what’s dad a-doln' of?" Mr. Petter—That’s Just it. There’s "Prayin’ to the I »rd for shoes!"— where Dixon Is smart. Nobody will Atlanta Constitution. siwpect that he is on his wedding tonr. don’t yon see? And besides, ba Making a Monkey of Him. gtts tbe chair.—Boston Transcript “1 have something to tell you. I have a tale about my ancestors." Anatomy. "I presume your nneeatoiK had tails "How ninny ribs have yon, Johnny?" ■bout themselves." — Detroit Free asked the teacher. Press. "I don’t know, ma’am,” glgghsl John Nothing can be done nt once hastily ny. aquhanlng around on one foot. Ttn so awful ticklish I never could ami prudently.—Publius Syrus. couut 'em."—Ladies' Home Journal. "What's Dad A-doin’r -i- I £ A HOME BAKERY FRESH FRUITS. VEGETABLES, DRESSED CHICKENS. FRESH BREAD HOHE BAKERY £