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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (July 18, 1907)
forlalnnl ) The Wily Arab of Tripoli. Down the street tbe faint Intermit tent tinkling of a ls*ll wns heard. "Burr n>!" (“Get out!") In warning rns|M*d Ilin high pitched voice of a cmncl driver. I d*H|gi*d quickly Into tin* shop of a silversmith mid watch's! four luinlM*rlng cnim-ls squdg« sbftly by To prevent those lieblml the drlv er from being stolen the halter rope pf each In tied to the tall of the one ahead, nnd oil the tall of the Inst camel its In* flips nnd flaps It from side to rid« tinkles n lu*ll A wily one of the faithful, md being rich in this world's goods, turned covetous «-yes on a nomadic brother who passed through the town leading a string of six «mn els "Allah! Allah lirsel el Allah! Could not Hu* brother spur« on« of his jlmnl?" (camels). H<>, dusting Hie tiles from Ills eyes and hooding hlmuclf with lil-i liarra* nn, he stealthily follow cd 11« was awmi* that near the New gale tin* street narrow«<1 mid made a double turn N<> sooner had th« driver and head camel rounded th« llrst cor ner than the wily um* seised the ls-ll iitta* h«d to tin* lilndinost camel. With n stroke of bls knife In* Hi-vi*rci| It from the tall of tin* nnlmnl, mid. keeping It tinkling, lie quickly fastened It t > tin* tall of the next, cut loose the Inst I m * iih I nnd "Allah wills" made uff with bin loot—C. W. Furlong in Har per's. Jonathan Green will was a chins merchant of Philadelphia. ||n bail mv erul slilpa ufloiit. amt his son Robert, having a taste for Hu* soh . whs given command of one of them, the Pelican. The old man decidisi to milk" Il Voyage with Ills son mi the 1'cllcau mid hud a atiiteriMun fitted up for him. The voyage to China was unevent fill Jomitbnn Gns-nwlll, who wns a Quaker of tbe mildest type, sut much on deck, looking over old ocean’s bosom, which throlilH*d gently, the clouds ii I hivi *. which rolled peacefully, nnd the sen birds, whii'ii suliisi grace fully. Nothing could huvi* been more conducive to n deepelillig of Illi* old mim'* noiii-iimbaimit principles The voyuge out llnisbed mid a gisnlly cargo of silk-, ten nud Other vulunblcs lmVIng been taken uimani, the I’ellenn aturtisl for borne Hin* was suiting southward otir nfternooii on the chimi neu midway lietw’crn the Malay penili suin nnd the Island of Borneo when n low, rukl-li I'Hikllig vessel np|Hiarc*| on Hu* eastern horizon that especially nr rr-te.l Captain llolwrt Gleen will's ! tentimi. Th« old mun Mil on deck In Ills chair, aI»sorbisi, ns usual, In the A Mysterious Booming. A strange phenomenon I h that of the | h * iu .'fulness of tin* si'«nc I II« ciiptuln went ls*|ow, and when In* rvturued so called "guns of Burrlsmil." In I ti strung« noises were heard underneath, ■Ila Burrlsmil Is a station In tin* Hun lint are tliouc a muda, llobcrt?" derbunds. tin* marshy delta of the Ganges, n region covered with a vast asked Hie father. "Gillis liclng haili«*! Into position te nnd luxuriant Jungle of tropic vegeta bind masked opening- I»«» you ure tion. H«r« In the rainy si*nsoii there Is occasionally heard a loud. Iseimlng that vessel? Hite's u pirate" "Rut, Robert." exclaimed the old noise like the dlschiirge of distant ar mail, rising In great trepidation, "what tillery. It seems to conn* from the south, but If om* follows the sound In la thee n -lug to do?" Hint direction Its apparent dlHtance "Fight!" Travelers have Tho father said nothing for some does not diminish suggested that It may Is* |irodu«ed by time, then Spoke earnestly "Robert, thee know« my principles. th« heavy surf of the monaoon Beaton thundering on th« shores of tin* bay of If the« tight. I <11 limit help thee ' "You enu g<> le-low, father, and await Bengal or on nn Inland, but the place of Ils origin tins never I h -. ii Idciitlflcd, tbe Issue there" nor Ims It Iri-n explained why the "Wliat arms have thee''" no “I've always carried three gnus on roar of the waves should !>« lien rd eueh bioudsldv. und I have u plentiful much farther Inland here than on other consta. aupply of muskets mid cutlasses." "1 never knew that, or 1 would not When “Oirl" wa» "Gsll." have allowed It." Concerning Hi« pronunciation of “That I knew very well, father" Alt hour Inter the situation was us "girl,” It I» to lc fcan-l that only very follows The Fellemi and the pirate careful English jesipk* full to rhyme It were within u i mile of ci**h other, Isith with "pi-arl" nowadays. Tin* -otig of beading for I tin- strait The owner of solin* years back "My dear little glrll« the Pel I cau win In his stateroom. To girlie, with hnlr ho nice mid curly, nnd «-nable him to keep his principles he every morning early"- show» the cus bud locked himself III mid thrown the tom of th« great public In our time, key out through n porthole. In dolug though In the "Ylllklns nnd Ills Dinah” so In* caught sight of Hu* pirate Just ns |s*rlod "girl" was rhymed with "dwell.“ she "broke" the skull und tuilies from ■■<»»•11" was no doubt Hie nearest the lu-r peak, nud ii few moments later she average man could get to th« sound Imperfectly represented by "galrl" and Ur cd n shot across the i'ellcau's bows. Mr. Gris-nwlll was i-x|*c< ting to hear nt nnv rate was l»-ft«r than tin* vulgar But In these days few authors some re p in *• from the I’ei'. 'un's guns. "gsl." go to the trouble of writing would I>ut In- did n *t Since this was lu ac tu show flint n character was cordance with his prnfetoM-'l views be "gnrl" pis-iitlnr In thus pronouncing th« word should have la***n pleased. but ho was ns Thackeray did in tbe case of Mrs. not. 11« started to g > mid see what Bungay 8» says a Izmdon correspond occasioned Hie delay, but found tl>« J r I.. kvM. A profane w ord v.u< on ent. b's lips, but he repressed II Mounting Pretty Bashful. a at Mil, lie i ailed through mi opening At n village church u wedding was b I hivo the door flxel for a certain date The happy "W hy doesn't this* Uro. Rotiert?" morn arrived, and In due course a But K o I mt I was too fnr away to hear, youthful swain and faire ladye pre besides living lUllerwIse cngllged Jon sented themselves nt tile cliamvl steps, athuii got down from the stool and t he service pns-ceded smoothly ns far went to the porthole Ju-t In time to .is the question, "Wilt thou have this wee the plrnte tire a guu Hint struck Hie woman to 1st thy wedded wife?" Pelican within twenty feet of the < i | m * h Whereupon the suppose»! bridegroom Ing through which lie wns looking. The stammered blmdilngly: pirate was now near enough for him to •Tlennn, sir. I'm not the right man." see th** deck swarming with the ugliest "Not the right man." exclaimed the lot of yellow cutthroats lie had ever clergyman, aghast. "Then when* Is the looked at. right man?" Again forgetting that the door was i "lie's down nt the bottom of the locked, he tried to o | m - ii It At that mo chun li. sir. He's nnheenmed to come meut there were three simultaneous up.“—Church l'limlly Newspajier. bo* lining* In bin own ship, mid he ran ba> k to the porthole to get n view I!** A Russian Pastime. saw activity on the plrute nnd new If the human jaws need some occu guns ruu out. pation In the Intervals of meals and Tlie tight was now well on, and lie gossip, nays Health Culture, mastica twis-n the booms were beard sounds of tors could learn a lesson from tbe the old man's leiot ngnlunt th« door of peasants of southern Russia, who ex the stnteroom, which Anally yielded, ercise their teeth on the hard seeds of and Jonathan Green will rushed on deck the Caspian sunflower. There Is not a with u cutlass that be hail picked up suspicion of n stimulant about it, no ns he run. chewing gutn dyspepsin or navy plug "Give 'em —mon* bulls. Roliert! Why nulsnnce. It Is n pastime and inci don't thee fire faster?" dentally nn excellent dentifrice. In "All hands ready to repel boarders!" Astrakhan n pint of the requisite seeds wns the captain's only reply, seeing enn be liouglit for n quarter of a pcuuy. that the plrnte wm haullntf In fftwurd the I'ellenn. A Plausible Inference. Ten minutes later tin* pirate had "Miriam,” said her mother, "have i (trapping Irons on the l'cllcnn nud n you ever given young Mr. Stnpleford lot of flenda were climbing abmrd The any reason to Is-lleve you eared for Pelican's crew were fewer In number, him enough to marry him?" but of n superior race. The Pelican's "He seems to think so." answered deck was higher than the pirate's, mid the daughter, "liei-auae I told him the as tho pinites put their hands on tho other evening Hint lie was sending me gunwale they were chopped off by the too many costly flowers mid ought to cutlasses of the Pelican's men Never lM-ghi to save his money." Chicago theless a number of them got aboard, Tribune. nnd both allies fought desperately. Finally, when half of those who had Merely a Suggestion. boarded were killed, the pirate sheered Wright I've tried everything, and off mid loft the rest nt the mercy of my novels don't seem to sell. Penman the Pelican's crew. — Excuse me, but you have not tried Then for the first time llobcrt Green everything. You know, it is said that will got n view of his fnthcr Tho old Dickens' novels sell four times better man, covered with pirates' blood, his than during Ills life. Yonkers Stiitiwi «-yes glaring, was backiug away nt the man. romnant of the yellow tlenda who had sought to take bls ship. Retribution. "Hold on. father! We'll take them Minister (meeting a small Imy on ashore and let the authorities hang Sunday afternoon carrying a string of them." tlshi Johnny, Johnny, do these belong Either the old man did not hour or to you? .Johnny Y e-s. sir. You see, bls blood was too hot to his-d. He that's w lint they got for chnslug worms went on hacking mid stabbing, mid on a Sunday. I'hllndelphia Inquirer. the men, considering his example an order, went on killing tho ptpitei till Not Her Business. none was left alive. Then, when there Husband Another new dress! was no more blood to I'evii Jonathan When- do you suppose 1 shall get tho GreeinvIH's thirst, he suddenly came to money from to pay for It? Wife You himself. Dropping tils eittlass, ho went must excuse me. 1 didn't marry you down the companionway, and soon his to give you llnanclal advice. voice was heard wrestling In prayer for I'orglvoness for having sinned in Mohammedan meals le-glti with salt having not only used the sword, but and end with vinegar. The unit defend* having killed more pinites than any the believer from seventy llsenses; the man aboard the ship. vinegar assure* hltu luererwd prosper FRANK P. CHENEY. ity. Hoped Hs Wouldn’t Grow. A well known ini-oiber of parliament was addressing an agricultural meet ing In tbe south of England nnd In ths course of bls remarks expressed the opinion that farmers do iu»t sufficiently vary their crops and make a mistake tu always sowing wheat. Oue of the audience opposed to him I* now offering its first allotment <4 Treasury Stock at 30 cents a share. In politics usk**d him what crops ho would recommend. Was incorporated in August, 1905, under the laws of tbe State of Oregon, with a capital stock "Everything In turn," be replied. “Well,” suId his Interlocutor, "If of $1,000,000, par value of shares |1 each. One.third of the issue is treasury stock. swedes don't come up. what then?" "Now mustard." sold the M. P. Phntl/n Pflnnor Pn Owns THIRTY copfier claims *'*i0 acre- and two water rights on th« Chetko river in Curry "And If musturd doesn't come up. vllcIKu vOppCI VU. County, <Jregon, within eighteen miles of Chetk*. Harb* r. **n the Pacific Ocean. w li.li Him •" And so he went on through u whole list of crops until, th« M. P's patience On one >4 the claims is a fifty-foot vein <4 copper ore (which is being developed that contains 13 |*er cent copper, and being exhausted, he put nil end to his gold |ier ton ; making a total of questioning umld roars of laughter by saying "Oh, sow yourself, and I h*>pe you won't com« up.” Chetko Copper ClietkO COPper Co* Chetko Copper Co nDllIlUll with tin- ore vain«* averaging about five j»-r cent <op|s»r, is selling it- share* in Boston at $27 to $30 a nhare; and the Ealakalala Copper Co., (situate*! near Trinity) capitallaeil at $5,000,000 is selling at $8 to $10 [>er share on the Boston and other market*. Chick Bru*« was a fmnoUH Adlrotl dark guide, who accompanied Grover Clevelmnl on om* or two of bls hunting trips In those mountain* chirk left Mr Cleveland sitting on a log on« morning while h« went out to drive down a deer nhoiild hi* chance to find one. When lie came bm k In* saw tils dlHtlngubdn-d employer still sitting on the log, but with th« muzzle of Ills gun IHdutlng directly ut the presidential chest. "Here," shouted Chick, "quit that, diwl giiHt ye! Kupjwee that gun hud gone off mid you bad killed yourself what would have happen««! to me? Dem ye, evcrybiwly knowa I'm n Re publican!“—tiatunlay Evening Font. z-s | » | z-» l" captia'uz I f**r only $1,000,000; owns m r« claims than Imth »aid companies com G'lieiiX’) ^ z !)|1|JL i biMd; containing ore bodies that greatly exceed in valne the ores ol the Baid two companiee, and in now selling it* first block of treasury st*xk at 30 cents a share Hxin as Copper Stock Buyers ¡earn the iacta almut the Chetko Copper properties, the shares will eventually advance to $to and better per »bare. z-vs »s wOvlKO z-» at 30 cents a share is way far the best Copper Stock buy of the day. It has the high wOppCr grade copper-gold ore in quantity and the right management. Itu sure to A Largs Order. Thu proprietor of a certain restns rant "leased" Hie revere« side of bls bill of fare to a carriage manufacturer, who prints advertisements thereon. Sample! of the Chetko Copper gold ore and prospectuses can lie seen at the Lakeside Inn. Klamath Falls, Oregon Tbe other day a customer, In a great Albert E. Imbler, late manager and part owner of the Long Lake Lumber Co., of Klamath Fall«, is personally over hurry, ran Into the restaurant, sat at a table and was hamh-d a bill wrong seeing the development of the large ore bodies on the Chetko Copper claim-, and the company is proceeding to have all ita side up by tbe flurried waiter. Tbe mining claims patented this summer. Note: Advance in PriceAfter July 5th, 1907, the price of the Chetk copper will lie advanced to 50 cents a share. customer put on his plnce nex, curled his mustache with his left hand and shouted In a voice of thunder "Bring me a fly. a laudau. two victorias and a dogcart. Got any funeral cars?" 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