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JOKE Hood's Sarsaparilla COUSIN FRANCES' NOTION Purifies, enrl* be« etui revltallae« tbu blood au»l buUda up thu whole system. ••Here, my It radically and germsaetitly cures all blood dlana«««, fr<>m pimples to scrofula quarters" of <»ourso, th»' title In i*ltliM, but jMThupv nowhere else Il Is the heat conatltutloual remedy fur ca tarrh. rheumallam and dyspepsia. nr«* |M«oplv pigtamholHd away with su<*b f*kHgg> riile<| »•< i/nomy of apa<*e aw In There 1« no lima of year when It la not inure Widely useful than any other medicine. \ew Thea« atateroente are rnnfirmel dally by tured and grateful m«*n ami women "Wo have som««* fine eggplant, mum * Over g) < mju testimonials In the last two "Fresh or storage7” Cleveland Flaln years ao unequaled. anapproacbed record I I h*n ler. h'uw pul up la leMeta. as well as usual l'/iullne It Is hardly fair to blame ll'iul'l form, luu Doses Ona Dollar. our fiiuits on our amvAtora. I*rtielo|>e <>li. the) blsm«*d their fault* oil their I’af'a KOTurt <w Keep I.ent. aiic«wtora. Ex. In ■» ordinary restaurant ■ waiter "He talks a great deal about bls fam waa »urprlMil at living uskt-d with lr. lly true.” "That may Hc'c'tfunl for I I m » land a luluiltabl. »uillu fur "illvllvil tales I'vu heard h I mhi I bln nbncly punk" whsls" "la It niliTi-il »link Hint yvluivv, Philadelphia lx*dgur. llilu?" pursued th« Irishman on In-lug "Can’t I g<> out In I ho bs<*k ynrd refused llila ilvlhai-y Again rvevl.lug a reply In Ilia iirg.ithi* liv tilanl ones and play In tbu garden, mnmniaV" " '•( ‘er tiinrv “Thin ya can bring ma aniua tulnly not, child, you must stay In mid ruaalvil pur|s>lee," bn aabi. The waiter •Imsel sign. of betwmlng restive, and I'addy aank bn. k In lila avut ami husiml a sigh of cuntsntuieut. "I'll tnka auiua r-mat Iwaf ami r»g>-<»bl»a." ba said, rharrfully, *'ain1 aura ya'll nut l.a fur •eying that I didn't a.k ya fur flab." l-onduu CbrouliTa. 1HE F AHMI H TO BLAME. If His Land Suffart from Lacks Wafer fur Drouth or Irrigating When binali Stream Is Near.by Bays Robert Washburn. "It Is the farmer's own fault, If, in I Lea«? days of •ciutiliflr disrmrery, he does not reap all I he returns he should from bis land, l*o It located wherevei nr however It may, in or without th« rain belt, so long as there Is a amai stream with a slight fall nearby.' Hiich was lite remark the other «lay o .Mr. Koberi Washburn* a man of with ripcrlcnre in agriculture, hort'riiltur« WA» ON THE OFFICIAL. V.fllfle filrl H p K ne«« Uhei tu !>«• will« S2O,«»OO.«>OO. York t'lty. The facetious man who rufarrtsl to his sleatplng room aw “my stateroom In the flat’* dhl not paint Hi«* case t««> vividly for one familiar with Ihe “«'ozy" apurtmeuts uf •’»«• mu tropoila. Mrs. A<*toii and Iter dMlighter BeO»* were visiting In the country. Their hoMtewa, ('»»uslii Fran««*«, hud bestowed her gu«*wts fur the ulgbt lu two spa clous <*huinlM*rs. ••»I, aa Mb«* prepurr^l f<» put h bumll«* of yiO.iMX) gold »■«•rtlfl' i|»*<» In aba|x to tak<*n away with her Thv joke was on the treasury official, w«^ eipwrted fb«* llfth* K»*ntu<ky vis itor to d«*r|an* that “«be didn't know whiij to do with nil thnt mohoy.” Th«* lltfh’ girl, a*«<>rnpjinl**<l by mon«5' vniilta of th«- gr<*iit«*Mt tliiunrbil nu<l they Institution in th«* world, tlx-re arc renclie«! tire vault tvlieru “Ob, mother,” alglted Belle, luxurious stored f-1 4,illO,<XM> of gold certificate». ly «•ns«»uiir<»d on an euurinous ls*d ami When iiiii'l« ga/.lng Into tits dlitant corners of says tin* WHalilngton Star. up of $IO.<XM) bills m bundle of f20,(XX>.* th«* room, “I do bdluve you could put («nr would not I m * n huge iifTulr, con your wbol«* flat Into this room!” sist Ing merely of 2/Mj> thin pieces uf "I shouldn't ba surprise»!," returned study y»»ur nature I mmj M s ." Life Mrs. Acton, glancing Judicially about, pn|M*r. ’I he fumous newspaper editor who 'although you might have tu leave out Askltt Du you Ixlluiu In thu sur Ud«l Ids re|rorters to write Hometblng vlval of tbu fltt«e«t7 DlgwvB I don't th«* bath room ur the kitchen.” about money whenever they could And I he next «lay Belle wand«.*r«*»i through bulluvs In the survival of anyl»ody ; I r«M»m after room tn the fine old “cub anything to pin n »tury on, um It was Town Toplca. am an undertaker. one of the most Interesting and foscln* "Iluw would you llku your steak, bhvUonv" house, <l«*llghtlng In the un sting subje»*ta wbhh humanity <*ar<*<! Mali?" asked the waiter. "If It's all tin» um »*»], suiM*rahuiidant spacluusmsM uf It about, was fight. 1 ba gri at I re laury «•11. yuu und thu <*»>uk, I'd like It on snmu tu department In made up of hundred* of At dinner the two gu«wts doserlbe»l Mllwnukrw Huuti a plate lu a hurry." In tli<*o»* 2.200 clurka labor as a«'«'untle|y as they could the details r<M>ma, and net But It I m iP’t lb«* thcrUNiinda of of their own life In tbu dty Including dally. "Our tolling clerks or even Hwretary Khaw thu dimensions of tbdr flat t’uusln dent, “has rmwntly a<?qu!r«»d a half In I run« »•«. m quaint, bright little old ludy, that the throng of strangers and home teruet In a yacht, “Wall,** rej<>ln«HÌ the see. Humanity Is uh»«** Ilf«« bad been spent In bur native people ulJ wimt t*» vics prwalduut. “I h<»pa lx won’t lw Hut «•oimty, listened with great Interest. Shu something they mm * every day. corns a full fl«elgud skipper.” -4’blcHgu <*ould just M*e It all. she declared, and money Is usually a pretty wiirce arti- New a. Consetfuently, It 1 h to glance at «h«* knew she should enjoy living In a rle. Blinker Are you blind or crasy, the giant vaults ami we«* the people man? I*u you really think Miar Heavy- Mrs. Acton Annis«*! herself trying tn handle money golden tm<*ked bills uf tiling» Las a ban<Uoine figure? Clinker pl»*ture lamp!table, bountiful duusin big denominations. gr«*enbarks of Minall Well, |1,(Mm,otsi la tbu haiidaoiii««at I- run»'««« In their tiny apartment of five denominations, worn out <*urn*n<*y of figure that l could svur see I Pittsburg hoy - s IU m I “rooms,*' and wondered wh.it all kinds, silver ami gold that bun- Gasettw In th«» d«*ar old lady would think uf their dreda dally tramp th«* marble "He used to complain never gut what bo wanted bo guest a*N*omin<Mintlous. it«a*ently, whm eat.” two gimats had d««s<*ended upon them, "Yes. but bo’s very rich now." “Y«w, she hi »»! Hello had surremlered their and uuw Uo complains I mm - muso ho never “atateruums,'* nod had “doubh*»l up" uu to Ing the water of a stream to a higher dead sure tliat it will lx able to k«»rp level la, |xrhaps the hydraulic ram IJfw. on going It Is a selb pumping engine that is rap Mr*. Nurltcb I want tu get a pair Idly fulfilling the need of the farmer of lite most ri|en«lir gloves you goL and small irr igationist fur a sure i Y«x'm. How long du you waul Clerk scheme of getting nut of their land all Mra. Nurlti b Don’t be Impu- them? U kmmi iMxintiful re'urua yielded where I want tu buy 'eiu, dent, young man. waler is plentiful.” not hire 'em * E l ■ «. s,w tork There are two classes <4 remedies: those of known qual ity ari 1 which are permanently benefit ial in effect, acting gently, in harmony with nature, when nature needs assist ance ; and another class, composed of preparations of unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo rariiy, but injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of the remedies of known quality andexcellence is the ever pleasant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., which represents the active principles of piants, kuoA’n to a.-t most beneficially, in a pleasant syrup, wholesome Californian . . F in which wni.n ttie me wnoiesome Ualitornian blue figs tig» are useJ to con- , Y tribute their rich, yet delicate, fruity flavor. It is the remedy , ' ". of all remedies to sweeten and refreshandcleanse the system K'-otly and naturally, and to assist one in overcoming consti- .7 /. pation and the many ills resultingtherefrom. Its active princi- ir*r f pies and jualltv quality are known tn to nhvsirian» physicians osn^rall*» generally, «r.,1 and the remedy has therefore met uith their approval, as well as with the favor of many millions of well informed persons who know of their own personal knowledge and from actual experience that it is a most excellent laxative remedy We do not claim that it will cure all manner of ills,but recommend it for what it really represents, a laxative remedy of known quality and excellence, containing nothing of an objectionable or injurious character. There are two classes of purchasers: those who are informed as to the quality of what they buy and the reasonsfor the excellence of articles of exceptional merit, and who do not lack courage to go elsewhere when a dealer offera an imitation of any well known article; but, unfortunately, there are some people who do not know, and who allow themselves to be imposed upon. They canm t expect its beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy. To the credit of the druggists of the United States be it said that nearly all of them value their reputation for professional intagrity and the good will of their customers too highly to offer imitations of the her mother ami father and h Kentuckian who la h high offlehtl of the treusnry. were lM*lng shown through tlw* huge charge barred and individual litigation enterprise« C**MM»*H. thmtiglioul the great Pacific Northwest -•>♦♦♦♦♦♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ ew l»«it»g at present an estensive owner wants what bo gets to eat" Pbilndul a folding couch In the dinlug room the and operator of lingue river lai <1. pbla Prusa dining table rel«*gated to a comer tu : NEWS DAY IN THE KLONDIKE * "Devastation tn crops as a result o ♦ ♦ "I ain't Ixeu to Ihxton fur a g»M>l mttke the unfobllng pro>*«*sa |*oMslble. »V ♦♦♦♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ U-9 dtnoghu ami bariwnnees of land froti “But < mm * bus au little room," Belle many years," anici (be old lady who la<k of water are two evils that can Baajaala Ltoamlag, a KloXka mall reads without bar g luova, “but If ever Mtu eayiitg. “You'd miss thsL Cousin easily lx overcome." continued Mr currier, has just died. Eight year» ago WaeM irn, "if tie fl >w <»f a little I du g” agin, tbe fuat thing I'm golU Fran«'ec” “I'm not so sure of that," said <3ous lie contracted for tin- truii-4><>rtat'. > i stream is only utilised by any one o! t' do Io t* go haar una V them ay in- in Fran«va, nodding animatedly. “I of the mall between Dawson and Fair the modern me» harm al »levices now lx- pa thy cuticerta." Gladys I call It an automobile en think folks have too much room. Now banks, a route of nine hundred mil««, Ing rustle for just such work and al* ready accomplishing for msny tha de* gagement .Mnudr \S bat's nn automo I any that two «pare rooms are enough lie cstabllsh.-d »tatlons, and maintained sir««d result«. The simplest and moat bile engagt'rnent ? Gladys One tiuit fur anybody.” about two hundred and twenty dogs, Mrs. A»Um and her daughter gnz«<d for Nome of which lie pnh! one hundred Inetpenslve of these devices for elevai starts <>IT all right, but nobody's »piltu ue w.itk,,.,,,, he L axative K nown Q ualité little girl, |g for you.” “oh? (bank you.” the child wirlrilm M) daugliter la only «dgb- Mr. Jun«ra woma|). tuen you ha»1 better wait UUtll she la «»Ider. The admiringly at Cousin Frances. They ttM*lr eyes met fur an Instant, euuld say nothing more. It was almply beyond tie* power of Cousin Frames' Imagination tu gruap tbu real cuudl Uuna. INDUSTRY OF and fifty dollars. neaa, carrying He did a lurgi- bus*- . u |> p I1 im and gold ns well as mall matter. On one trip be safely couv.-y.sl tiv<- hundred thousand dol lars' worth of dust. In thus» early days uf the Alaskan fever It took plm-k. en BUTTONMAKINO. dura me, almost life, to bring to the 1« atari.» la <br H.l,a of KUaabrite. Klret Fartury Here. The handy little button. whh*h does miner» the world. How eager tli*SH* exiles were new» from the outside for every scrap of Information I» shown In Mr. Adney's ’The Klondike Statu- Genuine—Syrup of Figs manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and in order to buy the genuine article and to get its beneficial effects, one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company—California Fig Syrup Co.—plainly printedon the front of every package. Price, 50c per bottle. One size only The Next Sta». “I don’t want any government at "I wish you would send a man up iH,” said the anarchist to fix my typewriter.’’ "Buppoaa you succeeded la abolish "What seems to be the matter with ing the government T* It?'' •*Tben I could step la and start **! think tba type 1» pled; look at this ef my owo."—Washington Star. "It 1» not your typewriter, but your atenograpber that uveda overhauling; you'll have to du that yourself."—Hous To Break Is New Shoes. ÉORM Always «hake in Allen's FoOt-Ea*. « powder c ure« corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all drugirtita and shoe «tores. X.V I»*’n’t «ocept any »ubatituta 'empla mailed FKEK. Addre«» Allen t. Olmsted. Is Roy. N. Y ton Host now’» Tblsy W. offer On. Uundr.<l Doll»», u.—. . . Th. símele Trate. "Thia." auld the manufacturer proud w., U.' •ToUd°. O- The flrnt new* of the Spanish war ly, "la our latest noveitj,' ti»m, Ims lu*«*n In g«*n«*ral use fur a cum which penetrated tik* Yukon fnatneau make yrrnpo wu e i. purathviy abort time, asys the New was brought by the Montana honvrau* .Montan* Kid," Kid.’’ a'l«'tartly ‘ m. Price Tic. |er buiua. York Herald. It was nut till the reign gambler escaping from pbla Pruaa. from ju,;..u— ifista. Test.:avulala ir»M. , , ,, ik*.d (*» ad liru.gHi». uf Elisabeth that buttoumuklng be ,seee tu tl dal T a the txeL SEVEN YEARS OF SUFFERING pub..- reading H*u • laiulij ri.lt ’¡.i» are i hvr tu kite mo txfure nnd not after. came an ludualrv. H* •••-**• — • was decided that - . , ' •»>. tltbuugb uf ev,«!.!,, Wilkins I know; but d«ui*t you mud - Her Metberlr Wap. Shoukl be given of Its intent, by a w vu lib. first button l *,f “«'"ler. I. nut , tw.uQ The e«tabll»hment In Ended at Laa» Through Using Doan's “They aay Mrs. Krankiuy stakes reju • nd ktmn, u_ T s, . , ' lawyer from Sau Framl*-». «bo had a | (tils ivuiitry bi tu bare been <!■--Mwd. »»• • rwuiarkablj UaudMiiu. iar dolls of her dAufhtsrs." Kidney Pill»- 11» glas! voice. At the 11p|..lnted time a I umn. mm nit wife was uno uf bls aln “Well, it’s true. Rhe fairly stuffs them founded In I’blludelpbla prior to 1.50. ,hat HI wo...... crowd of neerly five hundred men ga t le i, Selina Jones of 200 Main St , l W llo« tortun»«« «•»•» ’ " ■ cwreot admirer* One day when six ry wm the waa tlx- uulterlul material u-e.1 u«e<l then. then, with breakfast food.” Mn maid. says: "If it bad not wns l»M>klnM st her husbands picture Her* be I« a cun- Brass lu th® i-enturjr Knottier factory ..ml .bout th- dry go»«* «*»» Antoni*. Conn., Jmtml that man. Mothers wtl! find M»». Winslow ’ s Soothing been for Doan's Kid thing th«» 1 J**** 1 - middle uf the »tr«-t. which served as on tbu niantol In the aitting room, WII I si to start«! in l ’ hllsdelphl«. where Syrup the be«t remedy to use fur their children firmed bachvlur. a ney Pills I would not Hum was fuaalng around tbu grate, am! was the re* ‘ I er * plfltfonn. a --------- p...... --------- M1niwa|s>. ~ “ .11» Tribune. during the teething period. button» were made. It w«« be alive today. Sev-1 "..;r "d distinct came the words; In a moment of Impulse she n«k«*«1 rk.nntH.n. I thought I •«» m isslcn Clear au<! t the time of the revolution en years ago I was so Mia» N(is- HI« C«rio«ity Kaeitua. Where 1» he? Mr. m>< -i-ssa ry n .‘ jt .‘“' s »«real Victory." ~‘ ■■ ww —- There "William, what do y«>u think made am*h Import from Franco the ••lh»wey*a • th» baron mil» In. bad with pain in the The subject nn<1ur fllocuMiao at ths ear cheer upon h«« j’*»t had «n tn- ary war to 1-.^— a bamlaome man as C«»lon«»l S marry bultons un«l by continental auldlers. a moment's slletxs-, then HtiHkanntmiia Hi* ner grocery was the Panama canaL back, and so weak -—9, #ni| hats and arms were ouch a ¡»lain woman as me?" William .,,.w ____ ; and nt present I mi la The first metal button factory In Wa Tve heard a good deal," remarked Mr. ciwvr ar»««», tnrvtrw with ma: that I bad to keep to figure illdly In the air. When the ar- ir l«M>ke«1 from the |M>rtralt to the i|uak i the library trying to *------- — out tarbury. Conn., which Is now the can Wl;wdunka, ’ about thia Oulebra cat. my room, and was in waved w— depend« or. me<1itat«Hl a secund, and annwere«! s read and the listener» und-r- In ti.ther he lovea you or not Life. mus Why in thunder don’t eome of the sews- ter *>f the metal button Industry,------ bed sometimes aix 1 tide was rvi "Must ba»«» Ixen heaven’a will, ma'am.** wl honestly it hat It was alsiut, the entbusl- awfully weeks at a spall. I Talker It must Is* nwruiiy liniat »»' paper* print it?" established Just prior to 18U0. Nt«* “ ! wl..s- Mrs. Talker It __ Ixiuiids. ’ . Every *• Item knew no —• of *rk thinking up bright things to » a--.f Samuel Wlllston of Easthnnipton, * min L------ , Beginning with flTQ Permanently CurM. Ko flt«or nerrouwnew R» c « sms »I Isssi ■ «1 mo# anil Itallai»»««. Nothing I I IO after first day's u»«>T Dr Kline'« »»rest Nerrs han! wni 1 •(*. time. Scribbler Well, It . rea*l and reread, L> **. e Kiuney Pills, the kidney weak I Muss., r.*uii.hsl thu Industry uf mnnu- new* wiu* ’ A clergyman la quotn»t In Every writ» all tlw tluio. Restorer, send fur Fre$ MX trial bottle and ireatlM» th. hardest part I» getting mil. tarturliiK 1>r mar-hlix-ry buttons roverrd talked of that night. IM. K 11. KlAoe. Ud.. Ml Arvh BA. Phhadelplua. Pa. ness was soon corrected, and inside a bo<!y'a Magnalne na confounding nn ml v!u«» wa* t«—.......... , _ „ w la; but tlw I * * Sot long after n ««•'□nd pap<r w*t» think that they are bright after week all tbs pxin was gore. I was al 'loth. The process has been great- ii i tiT A f—--------B vantx»»! young woman who wxi <1«»in»»n lileh told of the progress of! turn tu t.„__ Somerville Jounini. with cl What I w! until now nearly all the procuml. wl..- so relieved of all headaches, dixxy of the he»t mater- utratlng to him that arleiM'u had «11« "I knew he was something of a celeb they nr» written. ■ re made on honor, ,*.». .. Ireland, nro you?" naked ly improv« Is done automatically. Until the war, and a nother reading was held. prove»! religion with thia little parnbl«* rity. but I didn’t knuw he was rick. Uow spells, soreness and feelings of languor. work however, the lasting and other Wheu the story was reached of the | "Just fmui iah. I strongly recommend Doan's Kidnev k 11 Ira in Offen of tlxi applicant, ’.Matlnm.’’ he an Id. "I one* * knew • * . 1902. usis! to cover button» were Im Spanish captain who nallml his colors did he make his money?" M rs. ____ That ia why they outlive other». (mined aervsui the wa- par f«" th member of your set who Pills. “In J.rt- parts "and w«-r» you e must know bvtttinr ported. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box Now, for the most [»art, they to th- mast, and Ills brtive men who Rh» You won't need to order bag* ao often “ Real estate or mining?" reconvilBd triune* and religion terT' “Hhure. ye tired as the ship went down, there was Foater-Millbarn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. "Neither. He wrote a book. every order apeeifiea " BEMIS." la a prominent memlxr of the Young nor that, ma'am.' replie«! the girl; “I are made In this country. a dead alienee. Then a low voire -said, ahlp(*rd aerosa."- I'hlliidelphln The manufacture of vegetable Ivory Women « Christian A»o«»clatlou and ah«* "They were right ! they -*-i.« •" were right! ” wns ■ buttons, tlx* raw material for which 1» waa making nn nddrwau to a large I’n-sn. Made for An Excited Voles—Hello, hello, Is | n m-ed of a Routh American palm, was Not a man was In that crowd wbo.*e gathering uf women, " hl» h waa Inter tills tlx* Clip e*,u... . - ., .. ...I .«’Il«ni , _ rlty nlltor? W «»II, ono »»f your n ~ - These buttons, heart was untouchml by that instance rupted t>y a terrific thunder Bbowrr t.w.. „1 ”1 flro L an fsll.’n ‘intt-mliicv«! In 1<»9. Khe «hared with many the aft fill fr.ir men down here nt thin flro hna fallen > u color« nn<! made In va of tin- enemy'» pluck. ilutAtor stiAft ami Is very dyed In various ^',Ä* of thunder nnd lightning, nnd. with i. are still very popular, The first |iapers with tlie war new» rlous patterns. down the el ------- er waa naked. In Ju»- — ------- V the other«, ahe tremble»! In «llenro for badly hurt. Busy t'lty Editor Nev «»T The next step w ins the manufacture of brought wbnteve i, however. It ahonld a few momenta. When n blinding final) ;.-.nx They are made tire to the owners, mind; I'll send down nnother. Colli- iNiniponltion buttons _ was swiftly followotl by a frightful nd designs. Horn and I m * said their demands ere not exorbit In many colors at™ - clap of thunder she atruggl««»! to her incrclnl Tribune. loiter, when more papers wire »11 VS certain other material» nre also used, ant SEATTLE, WASHINGTON Mrs. Chugwater This pniwr brought, they sold anywhere from 'J5 fret, and began to pray, ’Oh, Ixird, tnk«* that the paaaengern esca|ievl on a raft. I During ttw last ten years the manti. under thy protec ting wing«, for ttiou How could they make a raft nt son?' facture of i»-arl buttons has ts-come rents to a dollar aplmv. ua that fuathrr« are uuu cumluu Its development Is .Mr. Chugwater They could use tb«i most Important gtioa «oit Iler Fir.» Veniwre. ahlp'a log. couldn't they! Why don't due to the discovery of the vast quan Future nt cook tura.* * Snllle bail her first ve tity of mussel shells In the Mississippi home, which you use your own reasoning fiicultlcn I nftirm«(ln«, river. Formerly these were considered Ing dinner In her own 1 they ant In W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Line onco In a while? Ctilcngo Tribune. "What la a <!«>nu*a(lc animal, mam pasws! auci-eesfully. nnd of no value, hut ao valuable nre the cannot be equalled at any price. "I understand your wife Is quit« liter slleniv at -»piswilte cuds of the table, ma?" aakr»1 tl>B Httl«» l»ny. shells for this purpose that a new nnd of It all. and "A domatile animal," r«»pll<»4l mum wondering nt the novelty v#0U4Uj Imisirtnnt Industry lias sprung up !ti "I should any no; sho won a ten- gazing nt each other. "I Honestly, lion- ma, *lth a ocornful K-ornful ginne«» glance nt at pnpn j ary." In the last census lastly, on your word of honor did yon who wna putting on lila <v»nt. "la onr I dollar prlss from tlw I.adliM' Own Iowa anil Illinois. naked, finally. who doua not np«»n<! nil lila tlinu nt thu | Journal with an article on 'How we report the Industry was given u spe like It. Willie?" she -■ "Never enjoyml anything so much In enough In two year» cial report élut». Brooklyn Life. managed to save enougn ,__ Though tha manufacture of pearl my life," said Willie, and swallowed ____________________________________________ to move twice nnd pay thu plumber for buttons Is a comparatively new Indus a lump. "Everything, everything — connecting the gas range.' " Puck. try In this country, the value of the from soup to pudding?" "Every mouth rromolvs Digestion ChecrfuL : "1 exisK't," said the fulr maid, who product In 1000 formed forty eight and ful, from soup to pudding," he answer had talked for fifteen consecutive min ness and Rest.Contains neither four tenths per rent of the entire vol ed, bravely. "Oh, I'm ao relieved, Opium.Morpiune nor Mineral utes without permitting him to get In l'ortland Tradr Dire «tory ume of the button output. These In then." she replied. -Ton see. I forgot a word edgeways, "you are tlrisl of Nams« and Addre««?« in Portland of Rrprr- i ot arcotic elude the mother of pearl buttona, made to order the syrup for the pudding, and hearing me talk." arntalive Hueinr«« Firme. from shells brought from South Aus I had to have something, ao I took "Not at all,” replied the gallant trnlla and the South Sea Islands, and your cough syrup, nnd I was so afraid |*HOT<> Ht I'I'I.IK h . K ih I aii »tevoioi'liig and prtnl yoiuig man. "I get shaved at a bar me; wril« f«»r ptl» r« WiMidard, t'Iarka d Co. thus«* mude from the shells of the unlo, ber amt uni use.! to that sort of thing. ” you'd taste It." Holler Month*; MAUl» I.ANIMICN m Wriairr »... I*oru«n.l which come from the Mlsalsalppl river. Ixtweat price« <»n Iwniern« and Hlld»*«. "Why should we give no much atteu. fSTABuSHtO ” Thiwo last are called fresh water jiearl 1. Uet Him. F I.AHI H' H»»-l !■ IC\ ; Mui»portera. lira» Knlt t<> > tlou to military aclence mid naval JULY f, (»’» Fit; fr«>» nirMurriii«*nl blauk«; Woixlarit, < larkr buttons. In 1S90 there wns not a sin A brief sermon on "Jonah" was C apital MH” IIORHF.M or ali fctnda for «al« al v» ry r*a*«>nel»l« equipmentT" said the benevolent man; gle fresh water pearl button made In of one of the colored brethren of ........ .................. 1 "war la, nt best, i terrible it ‘ . thing." ............ jiricr«. liKjulr« 271 I ront Ht. W. L. oouaijrt MA KEf 4 fELLS MOM fore the war," who said: MEN S A3, it! SHOES THANANrOTHEt *l *- *•» "Yea.” answereil I |t II mm I H a.-nt on «pnrovnl : w* w»« gnaranl«« <nnrn...ww "• w.wr». the pr.u practical ’ti»-al Cltlauii, cltlaen, | the Vulti-d Staten. "It don't matter what sort of a m»Mt diflt» tilt »xarn. WiMMtatril, t'iark» .♦ <’o, MANUFAOfURER IN THE WORLD. “but when I. It eumua tu a quuatiuu *• — uf • A <-<>»fu»»4 la,r«ailu.. It was dat swallowed Jonah. De Remedy forÇonsUpA AHI IFI» I Al. FA FM. ryrry «hada au.l ’hnp-, na C1 il Ann REWARD to ««yons Who cm ms cr being conquered, II — uoSard, < larks I'o ‘ -Thero Is no doubt «bout It," ««Id Mr. aoitmont a« ni ou «|>|iroval; M-—'•*■•» • i^ika » o conquering or Hon. Suur Stomach.DiArrtoc* w I UjUUU disprove this »tatement. remains—It sho’ got him!"—Atlauta If I could take you into mt three large factorise me a n^nuto to make my Cumrox, "ho la ■ eultlvuted musician." Worms .Convulsions.Fewnsh i HMM Ml I* A K A IOHM We marantra the U. h doesn't take ~ at Rrockton, Mass., and show you the infinite Constitution. of two evils."—Washlngtui brpnrator to be Ilia he«t. Write lur free catn ,,4 care with which et erv pair of shoes is made, you “And whut 1» your Idea uf a culti of leep choice llagriwtHid ( o„ F ini» and Oak. would realise why W. I.. Doug la <» 5,t 50 shoes A Fruii ititi«» Comment. cost more to make, why the* hold their «hape, vated mualclan. ” Star. “ I see that a woman Is le during In M > S S) l >> I II I >'< mifblrn l*»ii.Il.iou, Facsimile Signature of fit better, wear longer, and are of greater “Ona who playa things you don't care ,,»ni. Alir-.l H»"li*inin a <’*».'• «...,,.■* < rioni«., Wealed Ktfort. Intrinsic value than any other >3.50 «hoe. I v.fyihtH, io nion'v ruriilvhls«» Morrltou and New York on 'How to lltn-otne a W. L. Dnufjtnu Strong Mad* Stoat ftf to hear am! tulka about them In a way Minn Chatter« called to aee you Mow. S'S.AO, $2.0/1. SchotTk x «ih «irmi. <»pi>oeii» i*.*si<>ni*a. "So Charming Conversationalist.' ” you can ’ t understand. ” — Washington I don't stippoM you got Daooo Shooos S2.50, 99,(1,75,51.50 NEW YORK >IIH. I.ASII IN OIISUON n*i<t,r Ilio l'smy Irrl the other day. I “Of eoursi' only the plain women will -------- -Ov » Tsiimi at-l. I»»».l d r.-.-l irom un. Wrii» lodar. n chance to open your mouth -• CAUTION. — Im»ist upon narlng \\ L.Doug. Olitivi m>d ni»v »<*». II. H. I ooko .1 l'o , ili Star. U a sh.Tei T n<* aubstitst.. Non. ,-nullK rare for an accomplishment like that” I.Ik. Horn». I "Ohl yes. almost continuously,** without hl, nsm. sn.l |>rl*-» .tsn>|»-.l on bottom. Ablm alraal. l'orlland, <>r»,oiu Knlcksr—What do yuu think of Nla-' i —Cleveland l’lilln Dealer. fa.t Colo. I u . th.. U /11 nvt umr b.aaa, roUl l IIV Ululi ir ,oo sani your hrns lo lai "You did?" mino r,M» -IX il» lor Irò» parlli'Ular« nl-iiil ri Write (or 111 r o t... I r 'st .l-.u, llror ktoa, MaM. The women nn» nlwgya talking of W. 1- t IMJtULAS, "Yen. yawning; hut she nover took IIIN* luVI.IHV »Kllix a,,,,. Min, <■„ I gars Falls? Well, from the amount of the Impoliteness of Interrupting any Docker | the hint." Philadelphia Press. N.. 14 04 l'orliand, llr-son. txACT COPY OF WRAPPER. P. N. U. TAIUHI h < oliimbla Wonl«nt Mill« Co.. PortlAiul iwater I should say there had beeu one who Is talking, but It Is a man's 1.1 neflr. On», laie«» «lyl« »Moi I»»*« mad« tn m««itir«t heap, WcrtHerepleee« Our ««H m» itfttirrniiMH «ynirtn inntiri-« jht . oc I H i How long Is It since we met? soma mighty careless blasting going on. opinion that It Is mon» Impolite to In W rite ft»r fo r «loup <*" «ml prier«. Hr terrupt any one who la eating. Almut two marriages ago. - —New York Sun. I'l A No*» ,t tillUAN'M olili ri plano hou«« on l’a She They are doing ao mueb singing at < Hio »••»««» t»rg«iii and Piano« <tn rany paymriit«. It ««eniH to u« that nine tenths uf U rii* t»«r Hat l*t »«»luote y»m a price. Alien ,t Judge. weddings of late that they are becom Is the Imst lnve»tment a Ullberi Iteiiiakrr » »»., Portland, Oregon. the “storie»" uro old. Patience Human llair<lo«Ml« *wi<<*h»’«, Pompadour«, Men*« u«.......... . ---- - can make, and the sev ing as depreealng aa funerals. 'i'otim*rS and W Iga ; h<’«t (|iinlliy- lnwe-u prli’n«; married Woman c •end f»»r I re« price list: mall order« « «pr.-ialty um! best la a cook book. O^* l"’* **r ,o •’* '•UH Ijover Well, !>• waited two years fur Iwr to gel older. but ■I» ■Oil >• * Heotrhm.n, D.ll(^j wm,,.,, w(lo Stays st eighteen ? ‘ «'—".g o,.r th. I look Ins I don’t object so muc h to n.. *10 hi. ’„L truth ' fur tlw Mka uf wu.ua »(..ring |i. I Fanny klaalng ?»«rr -ik' hvl I prafar Important duty today not only as a »\mwnl«*nt fastening but ss a doc»>ra pede.” BAG CO ^SEATTLE Life of a Bag BEMIS BAGS GRAIN, FLOUR, ORE, WOOL, ETC. Bemis Bro. Bag Co For Infants and Children. L. D ouglas The Kind You Have W. ’3^&’35?SHOES’.",". ----—------ — Always Bought Bears the Signature CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING » N N . Apcrfrcl nrss and Loas Paris ilatr Utero, »* Waahlngtuu hl ket I«SS. S . In Use For Over Thirty Years