JOKE
Hood's Sarsaparilla
COUSIN FRANCES' NOTION
Purifies, enrl* be« etui revltallae« tbu blood
au»l buUda up thu whole system.
••Here, my
It radically and germsaetitly cures all blood
dlana«««, fr<>m pimples to scrofula
quarters"
of <»ourso, th»'
title In i*ltliM, but jMThupv nowhere else
Il Is the heat conatltutloual remedy fur ca
tarrh. rheumallam and dyspepsia.
nr«* |M«oplv pigtamholHd away with su<*b
f*kHgg> riile<| »•< i/nomy of apa<*e aw In
There 1« no lima of year when It la not inure
Widely useful than any other medicine.
\ew
Thea« atateroente are rnnfirmel dally by
tured and grateful m«*n ami women
"Wo have som««* fine eggplant, mum *
Over g) < mju testimonials In the last two "Fresh or storage7” Cleveland Flaln
years ao unequaled. anapproacbed record I
I h*n ler.
h'uw pul up la leMeta. as well as usual
l'/iullne It Is hardly fair to blame
ll'iul'l form, luu Doses Ona Dollar.
our fiiuits on our amvAtora. I*rtielo|>e
<>li. the) blsm«*d their fault* oil their
I’af'a KOTurt <w Keep I.ent.
aiic«wtora.
Ex.
In ■» ordinary restaurant ■ waiter
"He talks a great deal about bls fam
waa »urprlMil at living uskt-d with lr.
lly true.” "That may Hc'c'tfunl for I I m »
land a
luluiltabl. »uillu fur "illvllvil
tales I'vu heard h I mhi I bln nbncly punk"
whsls" "la It niliTi-il »link Hint yvluivv,
Philadelphia lx*dgur.
llilu?" pursued th« Irishman on In-lug
"Can’t I g<> out In I ho bs<*k ynrd
refused llila ilvlhai-y
Again rvevl.lug
a reply In Ilia iirg.ithi* liv tilanl ones and play In tbu garden, mnmniaV" " '•( ‘er
tiinrv
“Thin ya can bring ma aniua tulnly not, child, you must stay In mid
ruaalvil pur|s>lee," bn aabi. The waiter
•Imsel sign. of betwmlng restive, and
I'addy aank bn. k In lila avut ami husiml
a sigh of cuntsntuieut. "I'll tnka auiua
r-mat Iwaf ami r»g>-<»bl»a." ba said,
rharrfully, *'ain1 aura ya'll nut l.a fur
•eying that I didn't a.k ya fur flab."
l-onduu CbrouliTa.
1HE F AHMI H TO BLAME.
If His Land Suffart from
Lacks Wafer fur
Drouth or
Irrigating
When
binali Stream Is Near.by Bays
Robert Washburn.
"It Is the farmer's own
fault, If,
in
I Lea«? days of •ciutiliflr disrmrery, he
does not reap all I he returns he should
from bis land, l*o It located wherevei
nr however It may, in or without th«
rain belt, so long as there Is a amai
stream with a slight fall nearby.'
Hiich was lite remark the other «lay o
.Mr. Koberi Washburn* a man of with
ripcrlcnre in agriculture, hort'riiltur«
WA» ON THE OFFICIAL.
V.fllfle filrl
H
p K ne««
Uhei tu !>«• will« S2O,«»OO.«>OO.
York
t'lty.
The facetious man
who rufarrtsl to his sleatplng room aw
“my stateroom In the flat’* dhl not paint
Hi«* case t««> vividly for one familiar
with Ihe “«'ozy" apurtmeuts uf •’»«• mu
tropoila.
Mrs. A<*toii and Iter dMlighter BeO»*
were visiting In the country.
Their
hoMtewa, ('»»uslii Fran««*«, hud bestowed
her gu«*wts fur the ulgbt lu two spa
clous <*huinlM*rs.
••»I, aa Mb«* prepurr^l f<» put h bumll«* of
yiO.iMX) gold »■«•rtlfl' i|»*<» In aba|x to
tak<*n away with her
Thv joke was on the treasury official,
w«^ eipwrted fb«* llfth* K»*ntu<ky vis
itor to d«*r|an* that “«be didn't know
whiij to do with nil thnt mohoy.”
Th«* lltfh’ girl, a*«<>rnpjinl**<l by
mon«5' vniilta of th«- gr<*iit«*Mt tliiunrbil
nu<l
they
Institution in th«* world,
tlx-re
arc
renclie«! tire vault tvlieru
“Ob, mother,” alglted Belle, luxurious
stored f-1 4,illO,<XM> of gold certificate».
ly «•ns«»uiir<»d on an euurinous ls*d ami
When iiiii'l«
ga/.lng
Into tits dlitant corners of says tin* WHalilngton Star.
up of $IO.<XM) bills m bundle of f20,(XX>.*
th«* room, “I do bdluve you could put
(«nr would not I m * n huge iifTulr, con
your wbol«* flat Into this room!”
sist Ing merely of 2/Mj> thin pieces uf
"I shouldn't ba surprise»!," returned
study y»»ur nature I mmj M s ." Life
Mrs. Acton, glancing Judicially about, pn|M*r.
’I he fumous newspaper editor who
'although you might have tu leave out
Askltt Du you Ixlluiu In thu sur
Ud«l Ids re|rorters to write Hometblng
vlval of tbu fltt«e«t7 DlgwvB I don't th«* bath room ur the kitchen.”
about money whenever they could And
I he next «lay Belle wand«.*r«*»i through
bulluvs In the survival of anyl»ody ; I
r«M»m after room tn the fine old “cub anything to pin n »tury on, um It was
Town Toplca.
am an undertaker.
one of the most Interesting and foscln*
"Iluw would you llku
your steak, bhvUonv" house, <l«*llghtlng In the un
sting subje»*ta wbhh humanity <*ar<*<!
Mali?" asked the waiter. "If It's all tin» um »*»], suiM*rahuiidant spacluusmsM uf It
about, was fight. 1 ba gri at I re laury
«•11.
yuu
und
thu
<*»>uk,
I'd
like
It
on
snmu tu
department In made up of hundred* of
At
dinner
the
two
gu«wts
doserlbe»l
Mllwnukrw Huuti
a plate lu a hurry."
In tli<*o»* 2.200 clurka labor
as a«'«'untle|y as they could the details r<M>ma, and
net
But It I m iP’t lb«* thcrUNiinda of
of their own life In tbu dty Including dally.
"Our
tolling clerks or even Hwretary Khaw
thu dimensions of tbdr flat
t’uusln
dent, “has rmwntly a<?qu!r«»d a half In
I run« »•«. m quaint, bright little old ludy, that the throng of strangers and home
teruet In a yacht, “Wall,** rej<>ln«HÌ the
see.
Humanity Is
uh»«** Ilf«« bad been spent In bur native people ulJ wimt t*»
vics prwalduut. “I h<»pa lx won’t lw
Hut
«•oimty, listened with great Interest. Shu something they mm * every day.
corns a full fl«elgud skipper.” -4’blcHgu
<*ould just M*e It all. she declared, and money Is usually a pretty wiirce arti-
New a.
Consetfuently, It 1 h to glance at
«h«* knew she should enjoy living In a rle.
Blinker Are you
blind or crasy,
the giant vaults ami we«* the people
man? I*u you really think Miar Heavy-
Mrs. Acton Annis«*! herself trying tn handle money golden tm<*ked bills uf
tiling» Las a ban<Uoine figure? Clinker
pl»*ture lamp!table,
bountiful
duusin big denominations. gr«*enbarks of Minall
Well, |1,(Mm,otsi la tbu haiidaoiii««at
I- run»'««« In their tiny apartment of five denominations, worn out <*urn*n<*y of
figure that l could svur see I
Pittsburg hoy - s IU m I “rooms,*' and wondered wh.it all kinds, silver ami gold that bun-
Gasettw
In
th«» d«*ar old lady would think uf their dreda dally tramp th«* marble
"He used to complain
never gut what bo wanted
bo guest a*N*omin<Mintlous. it«a*ently, whm
eat.” two gimats had d««s<*ended upon them,
"Yes. but bo’s very rich now." “Y«w, she hi »»! Hello had surremlered their
and uuw Uo complains I mm - muso ho never “atateruums,'* nod had “doubh*»l up" uu
to
Ing the water of a stream to a higher dead sure tliat it will lx able to k«»rp
level la, |xrhaps the hydraulic ram
IJfw.
on going
It Is a selb pumping engine that is rap
Mr*. Nurltcb I want tu get a pair
Idly fulfilling the need of the farmer
of lite most ri|en«lir gloves you goL
and small
irr igationist fur a sure i
Y«x'm.
How long du you waul
Clerk
scheme of getting nut of their land all
Mra. Nurlti b Don’t be Impu-
them?
U kmmi iMxintiful
re'urua yielded where
I want tu buy 'eiu,
dent, young man.
waler is plentiful.”
not hire 'em * E l
■ «.
s,w tork
There are two classes <4 remedies: those of known qual
ity ari 1 which are permanently benefit ial in effect, acting
gently, in harmony with nature, when nature needs assist
ance ; and another class, composed of preparations of
unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo
rariiy, but injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural
functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of
the remedies of known quality andexcellence is the ever
pleasant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co., which represents the active principles of
piants, kuoA’n to a.-t most beneficially, in a pleasant syrup,
wholesome Californian
. . F in which
wni.n ttie
me wnoiesome
Ualitornian blue figs
tig» are useJ to con-
, Y tribute their rich, yet delicate, fruity flavor. It is the remedy
, ' ". of all remedies to sweeten and refreshandcleanse the system
K'-otly and naturally, and to assist one in overcoming consti-
.7 /. pation and the many ills resultingtherefrom. Its active princi-
ir*r f pies and jualltv
quality are known tn
to nhvsirian»
physicians osn^rall*»
generally, «r.,1
and the
remedy has therefore met uith their approval, as well as with
the favor of many millions of well informed persons who know
of their own personal knowledge and from actual experience
that it is a most excellent laxative remedy We do not claim that
it will cure all manner of ills,but recommend it for what it really
represents, a laxative remedy of known quality and excellence,
containing nothing of an objectionable or injurious character.
There are two classes of purchasers: those who are informed
as to the quality of what they buy and the reasonsfor the excellence
of articles of exceptional merit, and who do not lack courage to go
elsewhere when a dealer offera an imitation of any well known
article; but, unfortunately, there are some people who do not know,
and who allow themselves to be imposed upon. They canm t expect
its beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy.
To the credit of the druggists of the United States be it said
that nearly all of them value their reputation for professional
intagrity and the good will of their customers too highly to offer
imitations of the
her
mother ami father and h Kentuckian
who la h high offlehtl of the treusnry.
were lM*lng shown through tlw*
huge
charge
barred
and individual litigation enterprise«
C**MM»*H.
thmtiglioul the great Pacific Northwest
-•>♦♦♦♦♦♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ ew
l»«it»g at present an estensive owner wants what bo gets to eat" Pbilndul
a folding couch In the dinlug room the
and operator of
lingue river lai <1.
pbla Prusa
dining table rel«*gated to a comer tu : NEWS DAY IN THE KLONDIKE *
"Devastation tn crops as a result o
♦
♦
"I ain't Ixeu to Ihxton fur a g»M>l mttke the unfobllng pro>*«*sa |*oMslble.
»V
♦♦♦♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ U-9
dtnoghu ami bariwnnees of land froti
“But < mm * bus au little room," Belle
many years," anici (be old lady who
la<k of water are two evils that can
Baajaala Ltoamlag, a KloXka mall
reads without bar g luova, “but If ever Mtu eayiitg. “You'd miss thsL Cousin
easily lx overcome." continued Mr
currier, has just died. Eight year» ago
WaeM irn, "if tie fl >w <»f a little I du g” agin, tbe fuat thing I'm golU Fran«'ec”
“I'm not so sure of that," said <3ous
lie contracted for tin- truii-4><>rtat'. > i
stream is only utilised by any one o! t' do Io t* go haar una V them ay in-
in Fran«va, nodding animatedly.
“I of the mall between Dawson and Fair
the modern me» harm al »levices now lx- pa thy cuticerta."
Gladys I call It an automobile en think folks have too much room. Now banks, a route of nine hundred mil««,
Ing rustle for just such work and al*
ready accomplishing for msny tha de* gagement .Mnudr \S bat's nn automo I any that two «pare rooms are enough lie cstabllsh.-d »tatlons, and maintained
sir««d result«.
The simplest and moat bile engagt'rnent ? Gladys One tiuit fur anybody.”
about two hundred and twenty dogs,
Mrs. A»Um and her daughter gnz«<d for Nome of which lie pnh! one hundred
Inetpenslve of these devices for elevai
starts <>IT all right, but nobody's »piltu
ue w.itk,,.,,,,
he L axative
K nown Q ualité
little girl, |g
for you.”
“oh? (bank you.” the child wirlrilm
M) daugliter la only «dgb-
Mr. Jun«ra
woma|). tuen you ha»1 better wait UUtll she la
«»Ider.
The
admiringly at Cousin Frances.
They
ttM*lr eyes met fur an Instant,
euuld say nothing more.
It was almply
beyond tie* power of Cousin Frames'
Imagination
tu
gruap tbu
real
cuudl
Uuna.
INDUSTRY
OF
and fifty dollars.
neaa, carrying
He did a lurgi- bus*-
. u |> p I1 im
and gold ns well
as mall matter. On one trip be safely
couv.-y.sl tiv<- hundred thousand dol
lars' worth of dust. In thus» early days
uf the Alaskan fever It took plm-k. en
BUTTONMAKINO. dura me, almost life, to bring to the
1« atari.» la <br H.l,a of KUaabrite.
Klret Fartury Here.
The handy little button. whh*h does
miner»
the
world.
How eager tli*SH* exiles were
new»
from
the
outside
for every scrap of Information I» shown
In Mr. Adney's ’The Klondike Statu-
Genuine—Syrup of Figs
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and in order
to buy the genuine article and to get its beneficial effects,
one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of
the Company—California Fig Syrup Co.—plainly printedon the
front of every package. Price, 50c per bottle. One size only
The Next Sta».
“I don’t want any government at
"I wish you would send a man up
iH,” said the anarchist
to fix my typewriter.’’
"Buppoaa you succeeded la abolish
"What seems to be the matter with
ing the government T*
It?''
•*Tben I could step la and start
**! think tba type 1» pled; look at this
ef my owo."—Washington Star.
"It 1» not your typewriter, but your
atenograpber that uveda overhauling;
you'll have to du that yourself."—Hous
To Break Is New Shoes.
ÉORM
Always «hake in Allen's FoOt-Ea*. « powder
c ure« corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all drugirtita and shoe «tores. X.V I»*’n’t «ocept
any »ubatituta 'empla mailed FKEK. Addre«»
Allen t. Olmsted. Is Roy. N. Y
ton Host
now’» Tblsy
W. offer On. Uundr.<l Doll»», u.—. . .
Th. símele Trate.
"Thia." auld the manufacturer proud
w., U.'
•ToUd°. O-
The flrnt new* of the Spanish war
ly, "la our latest noveitj,'
ti»m, Ims lu*«*n In g«*n«*ral use fur a cum
which penetrated tik* Yukon fnatneau
make yrrnpo wu e i.
purathviy abort time, asys the New was brought by the
Montana
honvrau*
.Montan* Kid,"
Kid.’’ a'l«'tartly
‘
m. Price Tic. |er buiua.
York Herald. It was nut till the reign gambler escaping from
pbla Pruaa.
from ju,;..u—
ifista. Test.:avulala ir»M.
, ,
,,
ik*.d (*» ad liru.gHi».
uf Elisabeth
that
buttoumuklng be
,seee tu tl dal T a
the txeL
SEVEN YEARS OF SUFFERING
pub..-
reading
H*u • laiulij ri.lt
’¡.i» are
i
hvr tu kite mo txfure nnd not after.
came
an
ludualrv.
H*
•••-**•
—
•
was decided that
-
.
,
' •»>. tltbuugb
uf ev,«!.!,,
Wilkins
I know; but d«ui*t you mud -
Her
Metberlr
Wap.
Shoukl
be
given
of
Its
intent,
by
a
w vu
lib. first button
l
*,f “«'"ler. I. nut , tw.uQ
The
e«tabll»hment In
Ended at Laa» Through Using Doan's
“They aay Mrs. Krankiuy stakes reju
• nd ktmn, u_
T s,
.
,
'
lawyer from Sau Framl*-». «bo had a |
(tils ivuiitry bi
tu bare been
<!■--Mwd. »»• • rwuiarkablj UaudMiiu.
iar dolls of her dAufhtsrs."
Kidney Pill»-
11»
glas! voice.
At the 11p|..lnted time a
I umn. mm nit wife was uno uf bls aln
“Well, it’s true. Rhe fairly stuffs them
founded In I’blludelpbla prior to 1.50.
,hat HI
wo......
crowd of neerly five hundred men ga t le
i, Selina Jones of 200 Main St , l
W llo« tortun»«« «•»•» ’ "
■ cwreot admirer*
One day when six ry
wm the
waa
tlx-
uulterlul
material u-e.1
u«e<l then.
then,
with breakfast food.”
Mn
maid.
says: "If it bad not
wns l»M>klnM st her husbands picture
Her* be I« a cun- Brass lu th® i-enturjr Knottier factory ..ml .bout th- dry go»«* «*»»
Antoni*. Conn.,
Jmtml that man.
Mothers
wtl!
find
M»».
Winslow
’
s
Soothing
been for Doan's Kid
thing
th«»
1
J****
1
-
middle
uf
the
»tr«-t.
which
served
as
on tbu niantol In the aitting room, WII
I
si
to
start«!
in
l
’
hllsdelphl«.
where
Syrup
the
be«t
remedy
to
use
fur
their
children
firmed bachvlur. a
ney Pills I would not
Hum was fuaalng around tbu grate, am!
was
the
re*
‘
I
er
*
plfltfonn.
a
---------
p......
---------
M1niwa|s>.
~
“
.11» Tribune.
during the teething period.
button» were made.
It w««
be alive today. Sev-1
"..;r "d distinct came the words;
In a moment of Impulse she
n«k«*«1
rk.nntH.n. I thought I •«» m isslcn
Clear au<!
t the time of the revolution
en years ago I was so
Mia» N(is-
HI« C«rio«ity Kaeitua.
Where 1» he? Mr. m>< -i-ssa ry n
.‘ jt .‘“' s »«real Victory."
~‘ ■■ ww
—-
There
"William, what do y«>u think made am*h
Import from Franco the ••lh»wey*a •
th» baron mil» In.
bad with pain in the
The subject nn<1ur fllocuMiao at ths ear
cheer upon
h«« j’*»t had «n tn- ary war to 1-.^—
a bamlaome man as C«»lon«»l S marry
bultons un«l by continental auldlers. a moment's slletxs-, then
HtiHkanntmiia Hi*
ner grocery was the Panama canaL
back, and so weak
-—9, #ni| hats and arms were
ouch a ¡»lain woman as me?" William
.,,.w ____
; and nt present I mi la The first metal button factory In Wa
Tve
heard
a
good
deal,"
remarked
Mr.
ciwvr ar»««»,
tnrvtrw with ma:
that I bad to keep to
figure
illdly In the air. When the ar-
ir
l«M>ke«1 from the |M>rtralt to the i|uak
i the library trying to
*------- — out tarbury. Conn., which Is now the can
Wl;wdunka,
’
about
thia
Oulebra
cat.
my room, and was in
waved w—
depend«
or. me<1itat«Hl a secund, and annwere«!
s
read
and
the
listener»
und-r-
In ti.ther he lovea you or not
Life.
mus
Why in thunder don’t eome of the sews-
ter *>f the metal button Industry,------
bed sometimes aix
1 tide was rvi
"Must ba»«» Ixen heaven’a will, ma'am.** wl
honestly it
hat
It
was
alsiut,
the
entbusl-
awfully
weeks
at
a
spall.
I
Talker
It
must
Is*
nwruiiy
liniat
»»'
paper*
print
it?"
established
Just
prior
to
18U0.
Nt«*
“
!
wl..s-
Mrs. Talker It
__ Ixiuiids.
’ .
Every *•
Item
knew no
—• of
*rk thinking up bright things to
»
a--.f
Samuel Wlllston
of
Easthnnipton, * min L------
,
Beginning
with
flTQ Permanently CurM. Ko flt«or nerrouwnew
R» c « sms »I Isssi ■ «1 mo# anil Itallai»»««.
Nothing I I IO after first day's u»«>T Dr Kline'« »»rest Nerrs
han! wni 1 •(*. time. Scribbler Well, It
. rea*l and reread,
L> **. e Kiuney Pills, the kidney weak I
Muss., r.*uii.hsl thu Industry uf mnnu- new* wiu*
’
A clergyman la quotn»t In Every
writ» all tlw tluio.
Restorer, send fur Fre$ MX trial bottle and ireatlM»
th. hardest part I» getting mil. tarturliiK 1>r mar-hlix-ry buttons roverrd
talked of that night.
IM. K 11. KlAoe. Ud.. Ml Arvh BA. Phhadelplua. Pa. ness was soon corrected, and inside a
bo<!y'a Magnalne na confounding nn ml
v!u«» wa* t«—..........
,
_ „ w
la; but tlw I
* *
Sot
long
after
n
««•'□nd
pap<r
w*t»
think that they are bright after
week all tbs pxin was gore. I was al
'loth. The process has been great-
ii i tiT A f—--------B
vantx»»! young woman who wxi <1«»in»»n
lileh told of the progress of!
turn tu t.„__
Somerville Jounini. with cl
What I
w! until now nearly all the procuml. wl..-
so relieved of all headaches, dixxy
of the he»t mater-
utratlng to him that arleiM'u had «11«
"I
knew
he
was
something
of
a
celeb
they nr» written.
■ re made on honor,
,*.». ..
Ireland, nro you?" naked ly improv«
Is
done
automatically.
Until the war, and a nother reading was held.
prove»! religion with thia little parnbl«*
rity. but I didn’t knuw he was rick. Uow spells, soreness and feelings of languor.
work however, the lasting and other Wheu the story was reached of the |
"Just
fmui
iah.
I
strongly
recommend
Doan's
Kidnev
k 11 Ira in Offen of
tlxi
applicant,
’.Matlnm.’’ he an Id. "I one* * knew • *
. 1902. usis! to cover button» were Im Spanish captain who nallml his colors did he make his money?"
M rs. ____
That ia why they outlive other».
(mined aervsui the wa-
par f«" th
member of your set who
Pills.
“In J.rt-
parts
"and w«-r» you e must know bvtttinr ported.
Sold
by
all
dealers.
50
cents
a
box
Now, for the most [»art, they to th- mast, and Ills brtive men who
Rh»
You won't need to order bag* ao often
“
Real
estate
or
mining?"
reconvilBd triune* and religion
terT'
“Hhure. ye
tired as the ship went down, there was
Foater-Millbarn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
"Neither.
He wrote a book.
every order apeeifiea " BEMIS."
la a prominent memlxr of the Young nor that, ma'am.' replie«! the girl; “I are made In this country.
a dead alienee. Then a low voire -said,
ahlp(*rd
aerosa."- I'hlliidelphln
The manufacture of vegetable Ivory
Women « Christian A»o«»clatlou and ah«*
"They
were
right
!
they
-*-i.«
•"
were
right!
”
wns
■
buttons, tlx* raw material for which 1»
waa making nn
nddrwau to a large
I’n-sn.
Made for
An Excited Voles—Hello, hello,
Is | n m-ed of a Routh American palm, was Not a man was In that crowd wbo.*e
gathering uf women, " hl» h waa Inter
tills tlx* Clip
e*,u...
.
-
.,
..
...I
.«’Il«ni ,
_
rlty nlltor? W «»II, ono »»f your n
~ -
These
buttons, heart was untouchml by that instance
rupted t>y a terrific thunder Bbowrr
t.w.. „1 ”1 flro L an fsll.’n ‘intt-mliicv«! In 1<»9.
Khe «hared with many the aft fill fr.ir men down here nt thin flro hna fallen >
u color«
nn<! made In va
of tin- enemy'» pluck.
ilutAtor stiAft ami Is very dyed In various
^',Ä*
of thunder nnd lightning, nnd. with
i. are still very popular,
The first |iapers with tlie war new»
rlous
patterns.
down
the
el
-------
er waa naked.
In Ju»-
— -------
V
the other«, ahe tremble»! In «llenro for
badly hurt.
Busy t'lty Editor Nev «»T The next step w ins the manufacture of brought wbnteve
i, however. It ahonld
a few momenta. When n blinding final)
;.-.nx
They are made tire to the owners,
mind; I'll send down nnother. Colli- iNiniponltion buttons
_
was swiftly
followotl by a frightful
nd designs. Horn and I m * said their demands ere not exorbit
In many colors at™ -
clap of thunder she atruggl««»! to her incrclnl Tribune.
loiter, when more papers wire
»11 VS certain other material» nre also used, ant
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Mrs. Chugwater This pniwr
brought, they sold anywhere from 'J5
fret, and began to pray, ’Oh, Ixird, tnk«* that the paaaengern esca|ievl on a raft. I
During ttw last ten years the manti.
under thy protec ting wing«, for ttiou How could they make a raft nt son?' facture of i»-arl buttons has ts-come
rents to a dollar aplmv.
ua
that fuathrr« are uuu cumluu
Its development Is
.Mr. Chugwater They could use tb«i most Important
gtioa «oit
Iler Fir.» Veniwre.
ahlp'a log. couldn't they!
Why don't due to the discovery of the vast quan
Future nt cook
tura.* *
Snllle bail her first ve
tity
of
mussel
shells
In
the
Mississippi
home, which
you use your own reasoning fiicultlcn
I nftirm«(ln«,
river. Formerly these were considered Ing dinner In her own 1 they ant In
W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Line
onco In a while? Ctilcngo Tribune.
"What la a <!«>nu*a(lc animal, mam
pasws! auci-eesfully. nnd
of no value, hut ao valuable nre the
cannot be equalled at any price.
"I understand your wife Is quit« liter
slleniv at -»piswilte cuds of the table,
ma?" aakr»1 tl>B Httl«» l»ny.
shells for this purpose that a new nnd
of It all. and
"A domatile animal," r«»pll<»4l mum
wondering nt the novelty
v#0U4Uj
Imisirtnnt Industry lias sprung up !ti
"I should any no; sho won a ten-
gazing nt each other. "I Honestly, lion-
ma, *lth a ocornful
K-ornful ginne«»
glance nt
at pnpn j ary."
In the last census lastly, on your word of honor did yon
who wna putting on lila <v»nt. "la onr I dollar prlss from tlw I.adliM' Own Iowa anil Illinois.
naked, finally.
who doua not np«»n<! nil lila tlinu nt thu | Journal with an article on 'How we report the Industry was given u spe like It. Willie?" she
-■
"Never enjoyml anything so much In
enough In two year» cial report
élut».
Brooklyn Life.
managed to save enougn
,__
Though tha manufacture of pearl my life," said Willie, and swallowed
____________________________________________ to move twice nnd pay thu plumber for
buttons Is a comparatively new Indus
a
lump.
"Everything, everything —
connecting the gas range.' " Puck.
try In this country, the value of the from soup to pudding?" "Every mouth
rromolvs Digestion ChecrfuL :
"1 exisK't," said the fulr maid, who
product In 1000 formed forty eight and
ful, from soup to pudding," he answer
had talked for fifteen consecutive min
ness and Rest.Contains neither
four tenths per rent of the entire vol ed, bravely.
"Oh, I'm
ao relieved,
Opium.Morpiune nor Mineral
utes without permitting him to get In
l'ortland Tradr Dire «tory
ume of the button output.
These In
then." she replied. -Ton see. I forgot
a word edgeways, "you are tlrisl of
Nams« and Addre««?« in Portland of Rrprr-
i ot arcotic
elude the mother of pearl buttona, made to order the syrup for the pudding, and
hearing me talk."
arntalive Hueinr«« Firme.
from shells brought from South Aus
I
had
to
have
something,
ao
I
took
"Not at all,” replied
the
gallant
trnlla and the South Sea Islands, and your cough syrup, nnd I was so afraid
|*HOT<> Ht I'I'I.IK h . K ih I aii »tevoioi'liig and prtnl
yoiuig man. "I get shaved at a bar
me; wril« f«»r ptl» r« WiMidard, t'Iarka d Co.
thus«* mude from the shells of the unlo,
ber
amt
uni
use.!
to
that
sort
of
thing.
”
you'd taste It."
Holler Month*;
MAUl» I.ANIMICN m
Wriairr »... I*oru«n.l
which come from the Mlsalsalppl river.
Ixtweat price« <»n Iwniern« and Hlld»*«.
"Why should we give no much atteu.
fSTABuSHtO
”
Thiwo last are called fresh water jiearl
1. Uet Him.
F I.AHI H' H»»-l !■ IC\ ; Mui»portera. lira»
Knlt t<> > tlou to military aclence mid
naval
JULY f, (»’»
Fit; fr«>» nirMurriii«*nl blauk«; Woixlarit, < larkr
buttons. In 1S90 there wns not a sin
A brief sermon on "Jonah" was
C apital MH”
IIORHF.M or ali fctnda for «al« al v» ry r*a*«>nel»l« equipmentT" said the benevolent man; gle fresh water pearl button made In of one of the colored brethren of
........
..................
1 "war la, nt
best,
i terrible
it
‘
. thing."
............
jiricr«. liKjulr« 271 I ront Ht.
W. L. oouaijrt MA KEf 4 fELLS MOM
fore the war," who said:
MEN S A3, it! SHOES THANANrOTHEt
*l *-
*•» "Yea.” answereil
I |t II mm I H a.-nt on «pnrovnl : w*
w»« gnaranl««
<nnrn...ww "•
w.wr». the pr.u
practical
’ti»-al Cltlauii,
cltlaen, | the Vulti-d Staten.
"It don't matter what sort of a
m»Mt diflt» tilt »xarn. WiMMtatril, t'iark» .♦ <’o,
MANUFAOfURER IN THE WORLD.
“but when I.
It eumua tu a quuatiuu
*• — uf •
A <-<>»fu»»4 la,r«ailu..
It was dat swallowed Jonah. De
Remedy forÇonsUpA
AHI IFI» I Al. FA FM. ryrry «hada au.l ’hnp-, na
C1 il Ann REWARD to ««yons Who cm
ms
cr
being
conquered,
II
—
uoSard,
<
larks
I'o
‘
-Thero
Is
no
doubt
«bout
It,"
««Id
Mr.
aoitmont a« ni ou «|>|iroval; M-—'•*■•» • i^ika » o conquering or
Hon. Suur Stomach.DiArrtoc*
w I UjUUU
disprove this »tatement.
remains—It sho’ got him!"—Atlauta
If I could take you into mt three large factorise
me a n^nuto to make my Cumrox, "ho la ■ eultlvuted musician."
Worms .Convulsions.Fewnsh
i HMM Ml I* A K A IOHM We marantra the U. h doesn't take ~
at Rrockton, Mass., and show you the infinite
Constitution.
of
two
evils."—Washlngtui
brpnrator to be Ilia he«t. Write lur free catn ,,4
care with which et erv pair of shoes is made, you
“And whut 1» your Idea uf a culti
of leep
choice
llagriwtHid ( o„ F ini» and Oak.
would realise why W. I.. Doug la <» 5,t 50 shoes
A Fruii ititi«» Comment.
cost more to make, why the* hold their «hape,
vated
mualclan.
”
Star.
“
I
see
that
a
woman
Is
le
during
In
M > S S) l >> I II I >'<
mifblrn
l*»ii.Il.iou,
Facsimile
Signature
of
fit better, wear longer, and are of greater
“Ona who playa things you don't care
,,»ni. Alir-.l H»"li*inin a <’*».'• «...,,.■* < rioni«.,
Wealed Ktfort.
Intrinsic value than any other >3.50 «hoe.
I v.fyihtH, io nion'v ruriilvhls«»
Morrltou and
New York on 'How to lltn-otne a
W. L. Dnufjtnu Strong Mad* Stoat ftf
to
hear
am!
tulka
about
them
In
a
way
Minn
Chatter«
called
to
aee
you
Mow. S'S.AO, $2.0/1.
SchotTk
x «ih «irmi. <»pi>oeii» i*.*si<>ni*a.
"So
Charming Conversationalist.' ”
you
can
’
t
understand.
”
—
Washington
I
don't
stippoM
you
got
Daooo Shooos S2.50, 99,(1,75,51.50
NEW
YORK
>IIH. I.ASII IN OIISUON n*i<t,r Ilio l'smy Irrl the other day. I
“Of eoursi' only the plain women will
--------
-Ov
»
Tsiimi at-l. I»»».l d r.-.-l irom un. Wrii» lodar. n chance to open your
mouth
-•
CAUTION. — Im»ist upon narlng \\ L.Doug.
Olitivi m>d ni»v »<*». II. H. I ooko .1 l'o , ili
Star.
U a sh.Tei T
n<* aubstitst.. Non. ,-nullK
rare for an accomplishment like that”
I.Ik. Horn».
I
"Ohl yes. almost continuously,**
without hl, nsm. sn.l |>rl*-» .tsn>|»-.l on bottom.
Ablm alraal. l'orlland, <>r»,oiu
Knlcksr—What do yuu think of Nla-' i —Cleveland l’lilln Dealer.
fa.t Colo. I u
. th.. U /11 nvt umr b.aaa,
roUl l IIV Ululi ir ,oo sani your hrns lo lai
"You did?"
mino r,M» -IX il» lor Irò» parlli'Ular« nl-iiil ri
Write (or
111
r o t... I r 'st .l-.u, llror ktoa, MaM.
The women nn» nlwgya talking of
W.
1- t IMJtULAS,
"Yen. yawning; hut she nover took
IIIN* luVI.IHV »Kllix a,,,,. Min, <■„ I
gars
Falls? Well, from the amount of the Impoliteness of Interrupting any
Docker
| the hint." Philadelphia Press.
N.. 14 04
l'orliand, llr-son.
txACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
P. N. U.
TAIUHI h < oliimbla Wonl«nt Mill« Co.. PortlAiul
iwater
I should say there had beeu one who Is talking, but It Is a man's
1.1 neflr.
On», laie«» «lyl« »Moi I»»*« mad« tn m««itir«t heap,
WcrtHerepleee«
Our ««H m» itfttirrniiMH «ynirtn inntiri-« jht . oc I H i
How long Is It since we met?
soma mighty careless blasting going on. opinion that It Is mon» Impolite to In
W rite ft»r fo r «loup <*" «ml prier«.
Hr
terrupt any one who la eating.
Almut two marriages
ago. - —New York Sun.
I'l A No*» ,t tillUAN'M olili ri plano hou«« on l’a
She
They are doing ao mueb singing at
< Hio »••»««» t»rg«iii and Piano« <tn rany paymriit«.
It ««eniH to u« that nine tenths uf
U rii* t»«r Hat l*t »«»luote y»m a price. Alien ,t Judge.
weddings of late that they are becom
Is
the
Imst
lnve»tment
a
Ullberi Iteiiiakrr » »»., Portland, Oregon.
the “storie»" uro old.
Patience
Human llair<lo«Ml« *wi<<*h»’«, Pompadour«, Men*« u«.......... . ---- - can make, and the sev ing as depreealng aa funerals.
'i'otim*rS and W Iga ; h<’«t (|iinlliy- lnwe-u prli’n«; married Woman c
•end f»»r I re« price list: mall order« « «pr.-ialty um! best la a cook book.
O^*
l"’* **r ,o
•’* '•UH
Ijover Well, !>• waited two
years fur Iwr to gel older. but ■I» ■Oil
>• * Heotrhm.n, D.ll(^j wm,,.,, w(lo Stays st eighteen ?
‘
«'—".g o,.r th.
I look Ins I don’t object so muc h to
n..
*10 hi.
’„L
truth ' fur tlw Mka
uf wu.ua
»(..ring
|i. I Fanny klaalng ?»«rr -ik' hvl I prafar
Important duty today not only as a
»\mwnl«*nt fastening but ss a doc»>ra
pede.”
BAG CO
^SEATTLE
Life of a Bag
BEMIS BAGS
GRAIN, FLOUR,
ORE, WOOL, ETC.
Bemis Bro. Bag Co
For Infants and Children.
L. D ouglas
The Kind You Have W.
’3^&’35?SHOES’.",".
----—------ —
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
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