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OMENS ABOUT BREAD. 100 Doses For One Dollar WHAT HOUSEWIVES HAVE BE LIEVED FOR CENTURIES. Economy in medicine must I* measured by two thing»—coat »nd effect. It cannot l#e meanured by either alone, it ia greatest in that medicine that doc» tne moat for the money—that radically and per manently cure» nt the least ex- penge. That medicine is The» Make the Dough Nowadays with tha Higo of th, Irosa. Jaat a. th. Ancient Rimana Did Kuparatitiona that Dia Slowly. which tbs chairman klinnHf hvwAi th» lt»t in the ease In question Mr. rayne forgot to prejiare his little slip, aud af ter he had secured the uuauluioua con sent the speaker suddenly noticed tbs lapse ou the part of the "gentleiuan from Now “ York." and with a twlukle in bis eye he very distinctly question- cd. “who would the gentleuiau from New York Ilk, appointed ou that com- mlttce?” A profuse blush mounted Chairman Payne's broad couutsuauce. its glanced hurriedly around at hla col- leagues and the merriment be saw on their faces ouly produced another blush, it was 'up to” Mr. Tayue to name bluiself as the bead of the inn fereuce committee. 11» uttered an au dible "ah" and stopped again By i ..a time all the old bauds at legislation ou the floor were eujoylug Mr. Payne's dljetiitua. and a hush spread over the chamber. Mr. Payue made a bold plunge to have It over and haltlugly and blm-hlngly pronounced the words: "I suppose It ought to be the chair man of the committee aud .Mr. Dalzell aud Mr Richardson.'' At thia point, says the Washlugton Star, the smile became audible around Mr. Payne and the speaker, who was also eujoylug the joke. announe#*d In a ringing voice. “The chair appoints Mr. I'ayuc. Mr. Dalzell and Mr. Richard son." After Mr. Payne had received the mock congratulations of a dozeu or so mein 1-era lie hastened to the of- ticlal stenographer and whispered In atructions that nothing unusual ti « made to apiwar In the Record. Wliat suffering frequently results from a mother's ignorance; or more fre«|iiently from a mother's neglect to properly instruct her daughter I Tr Million says ” women ivuat suf- 4 r," ami young women are so tsught There is a little truth ami a great deal if exaggeration in this. If a you ig woman suffers severely she n#*eds treat ment. ami her uiotiivr should that »be gets it. Many mothers heal tat«» to take their laughters to a phyaioian for examina tion but no mother need hesitate to write freely about her daughter m herself to Mra. I'iukhain'a Lalx»ratory st l.yuu, Maas., nud secure from a woman the most afiicient advice with out charge. Forewarned, Foi*ossrmod. Bronchitis J. C. Williams, Attica, N.Y. All serious lung troubles begin with a tickling in the throat. You can stop this at first in a single night with Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. Use it also for bronchitis, consumption, hard colds, and for coughs of all kinds. Tkras sties: Me.. Mt. »1- AH Anmistt Censal! yoer S«#rlor. If h* **y* ta«* •*, tkaads a* ha «ay*. It ha tell« yon not *• teka It. than don't taka It. Ha know#. tL.”it ¿1th him. We ara «Him*. J. C. AIXR CO.. Lowell. Mate. of New York, Republican floor leader and chairman of ths Ways and Means Committee, undertook to secure the appointment of a conference commit tee on a bill welch the Senate bad passed with slight amendments over the provision as It passed the House. To those who do not know the metb od pursued In the appointment of con fereneg committees, the versatility of the speaker In selecting such commit tees Is usually surprising. All Is easy, however, when the chairman of the committee from which the bill comes complies with the practice, if? simply pins a little slip of paper to the docu ment on which Is written the names of the members lie desires appointed and the speaker In announcing the committee reads these names, of THE gWIFT ÍPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OK Great Droughts In England. The first great drought oa record hap pened In G78 and the two succeeding years, when, according to the records, there was practically no rainfall In England. In 879 the springs In Eng land were dried up ami It was Impossi ble for men to work In the open air. In IM>3 and 991 the nuts on the trees were “roasted as If In an oven.” After a man weight 170 pound», a day never pusses that someone does not tell him that he la getting fat Thia la the experience of a man who haa not gained two pounds In ten year». In going Into a store to file a kick, say, “There was a mistake made,” In stead of "You made a mistake.” jBIf MAHA. This It gives confidence. Ask for St. Jncobs Oil. You will get It has the Best. Conquered Poin for Fifty Years. Broncho Bill—S' you've lynched th srrong (••Iler'' We Rough Rills—Ye*, he wa* th’ fi ller that ■tola but h«' wasn't. Broncho Bill—Huh! Yon should be .•ireful how you stretch your imagina- lion.—Life. Sh* Did. "I'll get even wid 'em, for dis- •bargin' me!” iuninble«l the cook lady, lilting up the register and <lr«qq>itig a 1'iiir of her old »hoe* down tbs hot air pip», just l»'h'rv »lie w«'iit away An<l tlio"»* "Id «hoes avenge«! her for nearly a week before th« family found out what w»s the matter.—Chicago Tribune. n—I have thtee. One by two by annexation—Chi- News. tin Market W*# Brooklyn, bmd exclaimed tli* “No sir!” mouth«*! drummer in the smoker. “I'm protnl to say that no house in the country ha« more ncn puxiiing ita lin« ol goods than our« '* “A'hul do you sell?'* a«k«<l a ■'urioiia one.; “Baby carriages.”— Sy ra< u*e lient Id. ■ Carter's Little Liver Pills. dear. I ac-SI.ll, Wrapper ttelew. FOR IKADACHb CARTERS FOR DIZZINESS. rOR FOR FOR FOR FOR RIUOUSREtt. TORPID LIVER. ' CONSTIPATION. SALLOW IKIH. TMECOMKEXIOÌ Fries • ’’-'s« '"" *’* -ion».# ^^sjynMAtuwj. .’»Cart# I rtnsty ViWetaMe -•«" J 1 .Tn'.'ss.r.o’'j;*- ’ J lh,"f for lice KOWKN, Ceas* Ag*„ts, I>«,rl1an«l, Ore , *„d *.B|I|. . ........... -------------------------------------------------------- il < —----------- J 1--- 1' NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX No Htsiil««. No SAMPLE IM)X FREE - -.................. - -«= 1-17 J»'1«" M-AIIUter , \\u*t 33r,| st ... J'*' - '■"* fo. Mitili., a* f,,II,,' 51‘'“icapol^ “I auffered for yeara wlth thè «mali of mv back «n 1 .V1" » It Interfcred <>flr. rl<h» M<k ,w,,uld he iure,!, " , «.««, i «<’«. ,UPP<*( ••,««•«! thatlfrlt emuuraged ‘ “I look it falllifully for ?h‘,."in' U,PPy ‘"d,:vd he abkn,^ that I am entlrely lurc(1 u*’'0?’ ..... ixarss Th.- grn.it popiil.Hty of |'„ttna catarrh remr.ly Im. t.<n.rtM nun. pio to imitato Pi-runa. A gn-«t '„P •--•allr.1 <at»rrhrrm.«|,„ tonica «ra t,,1 » ],„„„] * storca. Thca* r«m<«!iet <*n |. currel by th. druggtet n)Or|, than Veruna P«-r ma ran «mi. b*T tainc-l at a uniform pri.e, in,j giat rtin gvt it a rent i heap r. Tini* it i* that drugigq* ir* trBl|,H to sulwtltota tl.« , |„-,|, h»itlttua; . Perlina for Paruna. R i, ,|„M day without a doubl. Addrea» Dr. ilartman, prr,i.|eBI The Hartmun Sanllariiim, Col»»!,, Ohio. A K««fxr of Sunt* Ixly—fto the <lrv.«maker)—Dri t.g tall Mrs. Ik« I'rvMter lliirlingan#« «lu my cixituina fur th« ImII «*« to I»’ Modista—Oli, n<>, madam! I nex divulge profersinnal n«-rvt« I A<ly— »» hit I« her* hite? Modiste—It'* in oolonial styl«, madam.—Boston llorsld. Hl* Stsrlti. “Bunkins takes life very easily,” “But he is alnsy, tol'pig hard stories.” “Yes; but that «he«« hl« «hh'ri. ne-aa. H he put in all the time Irli' funny storie» i-eople « .<il<| ,«y h* <* loafing—Waahmtg, n Mar. — ■ . • fis s s • » • «ses •«»»*•»••..#, ! SCIENCE PROVES IT An anal Y M<v !*»•• <lrr (!>•<!«« by» ttetnhl Jafl II II U» I nt |# i rer ati-1 •<r. n<cr itaii fini <«t h. f ; a < n«n.-. Il y u want thr heal Hakhf |*«>wder Inalat < Il M tiot» Ail t*<h rlaMi grtM•'a lian<!l«< M< ii<>|o)aitrorrMe« WAtW1A.Mll A kl WR MOK.RrtteW. i) !» h j h b b • . ................... ... .•##.«.« UISHQPSCQ11 ACUMI ___ »» ortlahd phi ___ J •fHUfl C^NEWILL I* li » H C 1 »> A C Cenuine •TKONQER AND BETTI K THAN COMMON IIAI.I.OCK H OR ANY OTHER RKRRY I • M^LLIIro^ *^5 fll ^1 ABSOLUTE SECURITY. on ho|R antj 1» worth hv« time» it» J»t ' "■ . trueat republican dignity that It Is trauscrlbeil here Iler Moat Kieeellrnt Majesty Nathalie, Queen of H«rvla. Madam: I hasten to acknowledge the very nueipet-teil honor conferred by your majesty In tranainlttliig through the Nervlan lle<| <.'roa* Ko- clety the diploma ami beautIfttl deco ration of that association Thia recognition of the Intereat 1 have taken In measures tending to mitigate the calamities of war I* pe culiarly gratifying as coming from a -■ountry that, although old In history. I* still young lu the freehm-ea of it* natural reaoureee and the brave, hope ful hearts of Its people. That llo-lr hopes may l>e realised In a long ca reer of liberty and prosperity must lie the sincere wish of every American. I am on the point of sailing for Fit- rope to attend the Rr«l ( rose ami peace conventions, which aaacml.le at Geneva. In the tx-glnulng of Kr|.tembcr, when 1 hope to have the pleasure of meeting (he representatives of Kervla. That your tuajraiy and royal consort may long continue to promote the Imp- plneea and welfare of your beautiful country la the hope and desire of your uiajesty'e moat <#t>edlent servant, CLARA BARTON, I'realdeiit American lied Cross Asso ciation Th« addreaa "Madam" at the begin ning of the aliove epistle, the son .roue title that belong* to every American queen. I* In perfectly good form ae- «■onllng to the authorltle*. and also a most com I»« an.l dlgnlfl<-<1 d«< laratluu of stalwart Indrp« n-L n-e W«nt«d Io Try II Monkey ami I*##« of Jam. Farm-r—Yes; 1 w<<rk from daylight A »»n't little story concerning a pet to dark. monkey au>l n pot of Jam Is vouched City Man—You're not for by a Johns llopkin* I'nlveralt/ ennni, are you? man: Farmer—No; f'va heard of tha It was In the country ami all on a blame I thing, and sometimes I !•*?! as if I’d like t • ham » little of it, lw a summer*a day the family monkey was scudding homeward literally change. — New Orleans 1 inie« I>eniocral. seen drenched In raspberry Jam lie was [eirauiMl by an Irate nclglilmr with up fili Tura N«xt Kiiui t.entletnan — Why are y<>u cry- lifted broom, but once safe on to the home plat he swung himself lightly ir.g, mv little man? I itti» lloy—I’« .-aune mv tua islii'ltin' Into the ncnr<*«t tree ami |x-n«-efully my little brolher for n>.iii*tliing aot ! llstem-d to her tale of wrong. It seems the n«-lglilx>r had aome dune. Rimi Gentleman—What a «•ontcien- hours Ix-fore tx-rn making jam. a great bowl of which sat cooling on a table tioua little gentleman. Little Boy—Itut niy bruther'll teli Ix-iMutli the trees This the tuonkey ber it «ili me, and then l'il ketch il. spliol. but ha<l ecarcHy started liberal B#«eboo.—Ohio State Journal. ly helping hltnaelf to It when he was disco#er,«I With loud outcry and the Th< On«# Io Avoig. broom the lady start««! towanl him, Old Man—If you «mild »elect a when the mlachlevmis Ix-aat. knowing g<x>l wife, my young friend, you munt his minutes wore numlierel, liawilly avoi'l the «lem-endanta of a c#<ratin fam- overturned the bowl ou the table. ous woman. Then rolling blniaelf Joyously In It sev Young Man—I shall rertamly lined I eral Him*« from head to heels lie seam- yoru advice. Who was «he? |M-r«x| lieyoml her r«*a<'h. I Hiring tha Ol«l Man—Evo.—N. Y. Weekly. recital of her woe, ami. In fact, for tha remainder of the day. the monkey sat Out of a Knolhel«. ecooping the aw«xqni«at from Ills Ixxly ils (Just introduced)—What a home end licking his paws with glee. ly person that gentleman is near the piano, Mrs. Black. A Carlon* Tip. She—Isn’t he. That’s Mr. Black. A certalu little l letnlsh watering “How triisitis, Mrs. Black, that the homeliest men sis its get the prattieet place, which la much frequented by Engllah and American visitors lu the wives.’’—Tit-Bits summer, |xi*s««Mee two attractions In the shape of a l*r<<abyt«rlan place of worship »n«l a roulette table. One of the "faithful” had quite recently a moot Ingenious Idea, says the Ixnidou Ttmea. After the number of the hymn suc<«»*dlng the sermon was given he stole away, made bls way to the table, and Invested all he was worth on tbs number <»f the hymn. Needleos to «ay the number turned up. aud the lucky coop ttecamo the talk of the ylllage for the reel of the week Next Nutiday the church was craiunie<1 to the door. The pious pastor was rcjolcel tn heart. After a powerful addrees he gave «>ut "Hymn No. 27." The moment the words left bla Bps. t«t bls consterna tion there was a rush to the door, and bo was left with a faithful handful to upraise their agitate«! strain of pralsa. Muet Bear Signature of Aa for the root, they made a bee lino from the house of prayer to the house of play. We are happy to relate that their little adventure cost them very atkw* K. J. NATHALIE. M ami I \ talue«| K«»u ven Ira* PRUSSIAN LICE KlLLER kills LICE on Poultry, »'«jnt kill the Hee. Never fall. Snl.l hy dealer,. .„dD.oo Lr «a1"’" , n QUEER On* of th* most Ix-autirul of mi *» Clara Barton's foreign souveulra la a toatliuunlal she recolv*«l ou tbo av* of her departure fur Geurva as delegate to the lied Gros* luteruatloual Con volition In I KN A from Nathalie, then (Juoeu of Nervis If |a » g„|(I cross, the laxly of which la red eu amcl. with th« Korvtsu cost of anna In gold ou one aide aud the date of their scccm I ou to the brotherhood, INTO, on the other, lint the moat delicate part Of this compliment resides In tin- feet that the cross la mounted on our own rod, white, and blue ribboa, I bit* (-u abllug Ml##* Barton to wear the colors of her country even when donning the La.lge of Korvla. A diploma creating her a uiemlx-r of I the Nervlan Noclety eaiue with tb|* eroaa from the president of that asso ciation, together with a letter declar ing fliein a recognition of Iler services , to the brotherhood and the Servian wouuded during the Franco Frusalau war. Miss Barton's reply to the | queen la so very symbolical of the CURE SICK HEADACHE. /Ze FROM OoUCreMOaeor Ml*. cur. A«k for th«' best em brocation. you'll get St. Jeucobs I It would be surprising. Indeed. If there were uot many superstitions The one iudlspemtabla about bread, article of food Is uaturally lu every na tion a favorite subject of folk lore. No French peaaaut beglus a new loaf with It purifiea and enriches the blood, out crossing it with the knife The cures pimple», eczema and all English superatltl<Nl that bread cracked eruption», tired, languid feeling», in the baking portends unsfortuues in loss of appetite and general debility. the family has taken root lu America. In Germany, too. the housewife still -I kava taken l(«xxl'a Sprsapar Ila and toand it reliable and giving perfect mu .faction. It believes that cracks on the top of the take# away that tired fueling, give, .tiers) and loaf of bread Indicate the death of some put. lb, blood tn »00.1 condition " Mis. KWIB one iu the household, or. perhaps, mis Corox as. i.su loth ei.X. w , Waahlagtoa, D.C, fortune to a dear friend, while cracks Woo«/'* Saeaaaaeln, pronf/»«, ro on th« lower side of the bread arv •*e* *#,4 Aeeawi rfM aeomlM. taken to indicate a birth. As many of us know, our bakers Quieting Suspicion. “My dear,” said the Suspicions mark the sign of a cross u|x>u the Wife, “this sealskin jacket you gave dough before placing It In the oven me for Christmas has the odor of gaso The reason tor making this sign be come« plain when we know the origin line.” “Very likey,” answered the Crafty of the custom. Almost all our super Husband. “Butyou know Santa Claus stitions nlxiut bread date back to old pagan days, though they have been ia using an automobile now.” Nevertheless, she had her doubts greatly modifled so as to conform to August Pfslzgraf, of South With the aucleut about it, fearing he had puichased the Christian beliefs Byron. Win . luotlwr of the young l.nly Romans, the baking of bread aud cakes garment second-hamled of a cleaner.— nlvi«' portrait we here publish, wrote was often invested with a religious in January, 1800, aa.ving her «LiughUtr Baltimore American. h id suftc'.a.l for two rears with irrer significance, ««specially the cakes of Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow s Sooth fered te the gods and goddesses. These NOTHING LIKE THE FRESH AIR. ular menstruation— na«l lieadntlie all the time, and pain in her aide, het ing Syrup the be-t remedy to use tor tbeir cakes were prepared In a particular It Won't Hurt Woman'« Completion strolled, and was generally mb orablc children during the toethtug period. way, aud after being uiarktxl with ths in Any Weather. She rreeived an answer promptly with symbol of the deity lu whose honor "New York women will continue to ndvice. aud uu<ler date of March. 1S99. Sure Sign. they were offered, they were sup|>osed t te mother writes ngaio that I.ydla E have to ruu to the complexion special Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cured Jester—Bobeter has in him the mak to possess supernatural virtues. ist«,“ said a physician, "until they-- ing of a great artist. The old domestic practice was iikx II- lenrn to apprectat» fresh air better. her daughter of ail paius and irregu larity Jimson—What makes you think so? fled when Christianity be«auie triumph The air need not necessarily be cold, Nothing lathe worhl «x|uals Lydia 1» Jester—Because he painted a picture ant, and. in place of a pagan symbol, but It must be fresh. It should be re Pinkham's great nmdicin«« for regu recently, and when he looked at it, the early Christian housewife not ouly membered that catching cold depends lating ivotuaa'a peculiar monthly later, he couldn't tell what the sub use«l to make the sign of the cross troubles. .« great deal more on stale air and ject was.—Ohio State Journal. when she Ix-gaii to knead the dough, , draughts than upon cold air. and the but she mark««! that sign upon her lost i very worst colds are caught when one CIT# Permanrutlr Cured. So fit» o.- nervouane® Ano.her Keaton. • IlW gftrr tirn lav« irei'flir Kiiee'f Greet Nervt before placing it in the oven. Why? is tired and goes out Into the air feel- “1 thought liiffkins said he « an g Xwrtor'r. Saud tor FR EE 9*4.00t rial bottle an I treat- tea. Da. RHKuxa. Ltd Wl Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa Simply because the s'gn of the cross Is i lug fagged To avoid colds and keep ing to church this morning.” the recoguized Christian protecting one's bt-iilth be sure that the air la “No. The minister a«ke<l billl to mark against the attacks of evil spirits, At the Peeks. goo«!. Let there be free ventilation. give his reasons for not going, and he witch«*« and the like Hence, bread “Humph!'’ said Mrs. Henry Pe«k, With care this can be secured without is staying at home to write them.”— “this paper has a lot of alleged jokes marked with the . toss is sup]>o«ed to draughts or an oversupply of cold air. Cleveland Plain l>caler. about women giving their husbands be wit< b proof, w ill bake all right, not "I went into a living room a few cigars for Christmas presents. I think crack across th«* top. etc. What It* May ti«'< Meant days ago The walls were bung with Just as the .lows have Passover that any woman who is fool enough to Miss Smith—Tim doi t pictures and the door with tapestries. give her husband a box of those vile cakes, and other |x«>p!es have had spe Ibe windows were richly decorated that I'll never see forty, things ought to—why, where has cially prepared final for their rellgfors a fit with hangings and on the panes buug that he niesns that festivals, ao Christians have cakes for Henry gone?" costly transparencies. But th»y were malady ? our hot <*roaa buns But Henry was out in the hall shak certain seasons Miss Judson — Not at all; he tightly closed, and though ths room ing hands with himself.—Baltimore on Good Friday are simply modern was neither too hot nor too cold. It that you’ll never get through representatives of the cakes used at American. was Intolerably close. When I Mcap- thirty-nine. some old pagan f«*stival. lu days gone «*<1 Into the air I remember?«! having A ah Tour Dealer Vor Allen'« Foot-Ea*a, by. the cakes and buns link ««I at Eas Cloit Call. A powder. It Cure« Swollen. Sore. Hot, Callous, ter were support'd to possess great vlr- noticed a largo swelling upon the chin Clara — I had an awful tinio when 1 Arhtng.xweatln» Feet and Ingrowing Nall«. Make* of one of the two daughters. The new nr light aboe* eaay. At all Drngglal* and shn* tue. Thus. It Is an old belief that the refuse«! him. »torea, 25 <-entA Accept No SilbMItule. Sample was nursing a cold sore. The mother observance of eating cross buns on tree Addrm Allen B. Olmate.1, LeBoy, N. T. Mamie—H ow <lo you mean? Goo«l Friday insures, so to apeak, the other daughter had simply a wretche«! Clara—Why, he took it in earnest, complexion. 1 thought It doubtful If house from Are for the coming year. Fran« Lowtrt Rite# tor 'Phon**. ami 1 had to explain that I didn’t merely opening the window would mean it.—Town Topics. The minister of police and tele We still eat a certain kind of pancake have cure«! these women, but I am graphs, M. Millerand, announces a on Shrove Tuesday. The practice Is sure that they would have had Infin Th« Neighborly Quality. general reduction in the price of tele referr«*«! to in "Ail's Well That Ends itely better health could they bare had Mr«. Ascimi—Slut in a very neighbor- phone service throughout France. In Well." where the clown speaks of a better air In which to sit and work. ly woman, isn’t she'.’ Paris the rates are reduced from ISO to •'pancake for Shrove Tuesday.” In "No danger to the complexion nee<! “Pericles" they are called "flapjacks”— Mia. Snap]»'—¥<•«; |60 per year. he feared, even from tbs freezing air a term still u«e«l In country districts. Another reform is the reducing of of winter. If proper precautions sre the charge for pneumatic transmitted In truth, to study the superstitions taken, if I were a woman with a dell messages from 10 to 6 cents. about bread Is to take a wide lesson A Pecuniary Fatigue. «•ate skin before I went out on a very in folk lore. These superstitions relate cohl day 1 would rub a little cream “fion't forget,” said the willing Stop guessing! Try a certain cure for to the kneading trough, the oven, bak all painful ailments by getting at once a ers aud bread. For Instance, hi many Into my skin, and I would wear a veil worker, “that money talks.” without dots, at least without dots “Ye*," answerel Senator Soighnm, « bottle of Hamlin's Wizard Oil. parts of France the "arelie” or knead where the eye» came, and 1 would get little gb omy, “but I can’t help wishing ing trough. Is more than a rude kitchen The Red Paint utensil; it Is often a pretty bit of furni one as thin as possible, so as not to you lovs woiihl select another phono ««•cagionai ly." — Washington ture. M Sebillot. who Ims I'ollected Interfere with my enjoyment of the graph ”8cuh a joke on Mr. Gaybov! We air. Then I would go out Into the Star. were out on the balcony between the many of the superstitions of the weather, sure that 1 would not be dance«, and he got the sleeve of his coat French folk relative to bread, quotea Al Mr. C. L'nderstandi. roughly used. A healthy woman, tak- all over red paint from one of the posts the story of a thief who entered the Mrs. Crimson Iwak—Before abe «a* lug such care of herself, may chap a window of a bouse with intent to com that were just painted.” married, I un<ler«tand, she used to Maud—And did you go near tha mit burglary, but refused to step on little an.l redden much, but the clear dance for money. the trough still containing the dough, pink and white or olive and red of her post? Mr. Crimsonbeak—And now, I believing that to do so would be an complexion will always show to ad “No. Why?” understand, if sb«« don't get money, vantage. — New York Sun. “Because you have red paint all over Impiety. This is similar to the Ameri she male'« her husband dance.—Yonk the back of your waist.”—Harlem Life. can story of two hungry burglars who ers Statesman. refused to satisfy their hunger with DAMAGES FOR MORPHINE HABIT There is a great deal of satisfaction the meat which they found In a well- Curious Lawsuit Recently Tried In the to the busy housewife in the thought stocked larder because it was Friday. English Courts. that she can »end to her grocer for a A writer In one of our magazines The English m#*di<'al journals con certain brand of canned goods ami feel says that in Gottland the cross is still tain reports of a curious law suit suro that she will be pleased with her signed before the oven tire is light<>d which lias just been on trial In an En purchase. You can always have confi or the dough kneaded. This practice The liability to disease is greatly glish court. A nurse brought action dence in the result if you ask for and Is very common In the country districts le. sened when thebl«xxi is ia good con against her physician for alleged mal insist upon Monopole canned goods. all over Europe. In Brittany the house dition. and the circulation healthy and practice in prescribing morphine for They are as pure and good as extreme wife makes the sign of the cross with vigorous. For then all retuse matter her In therapeutic doses, and thereby is promptly carrietl out of the system ; care and careful selection can make the right hand while she place» the Inducing In her the morph hie habit. them. left hand In the trough, After the The doctor was accused of negligence otherwise it would rapidly accumulate dough Is kneaded the lid of the trough and n desire to get rid «if a trtiuble — fermentation would take place, the Needed Invention. Is shut, an«! so Is the door; for If a some patient. It Is to the credit of blood become polluted and the consti The man who had reached the pina- cat should enter the room the bread the jury that, having beard the plain tution so weakened that a simple cle of wealth by a sudflen spurt drew woukl not rise. Certain charms of in tiff's side of the case, they stopped the malady might result scniously. A healthy, active circulation means the typewriter salesman aside and vocations are used to cause the bread trial, ami expressed the opinion Hint good digestion and 6trong, healthy said: “Er—haven’t you some kind of to multiply Itself. Thus, the peasant the action ought never to have lieeu nerves. a machine that will help a man who housewife adjures the dough to Imi brought. As a blood purifier and tonic S. S. S. has been careless with his spelling?” tate the leaven, the wheat, the miller, The case sugg<-«ts some rather curl has no equal. It is the safest and best “Oh, yes,” responde«! the salesman; and to rise. She would be very angry ous reflections We do not doubt that remedy for old people and children “here is one that will blur any word if any one should sing or whistle In the some physicians are sometimes rather because it contains n* minerals, but is i when it is doubtful; all you have to do room while she Is making the loaf. careless In prescribing such drugs as made exclusively of roots and herbs. ia to press the key.”—Chicago Daily In some parts of Europe the bake morphine and cocaine; but It would lie No «>ther remedy so thoroughly and News. oven Is almost a sacred object. In cer difficult to apportion the exact degree effectually cleanses the bl«xjd of im- tain places of Brittany, for example, of responsibility and the exact amount P’lritif5' Atthe A Kaniai Obituary. I It 1» dedicated with ceremonies; the of damages. If every morphine flend vk* it. "« same tune it builds A Kansas editor wrote this obituary wood Is sprinkled with blessed water; up the weak an«l de- were to have redress in court from notice: “He was born May 3, 1875, the proper heat Is attested by the melt! kJroh. jB bilitatc«!, and reno- every physician who had ever pre and therefore escaped this earth in time Ing of a bottle, and. Anally, an egg 1» vates the entire sys scribed s dose of such drugs for him to celebrate his 27th birthday in the broken for luck. Besides, there are or her. The precedent established by tem . It cures permanently all manner house of hi» eternal abode beyond the certain days on which bread must not one such case would be rather dis of blood and skin troubles. archin skies, leaving terrestrial land on be baked, as on Good Friday or during Urbans, O wrltesi quieting to every doctor In active prac .. Tir-A,®' Friday, March 19, 1902, at 9:30 p. m., the night of All Saint», when the “ I had Ecssma <m my hand* and f»cp for tice. In this English case the fact flvs year*. It wonld break out In Httlo central time. ghost» would be sure to eat It.—House whits piiatuls«, era*!« would fo. m mi l that the plaintiff was a nurse, and drop off, leaving th* akin red and inflam hold Words. knew well the dangerous effects of ed. Ths doctor* did mo no good. I iisod alltho medicated«oapaan l ««Iven without the drug which she continued taking benefit. 8. 8. 8. cured m*. and my «kin HAD TO NAME HIM8ELF. of her own accord, should have been la *a dear and smooth a* any one'*.” Mr«. Henry fîtegfried, of Ospo May, N. Uow Mr. Payne Managed to Get o. enough to satisfy her lawyers that she J., nay* that twenty-one bottle* of tl. H. 8. had no claims either In justice or In cured her of Ctncer of the breast. Doo- a Committee. tor* and friend* thought her ca*«> hope- How much embarrassment a very law. Such remote consequences are small deviation from the customary hardly to be appraised at a money Bichard T. Gardner, Florence, n. O„ for year* with Boll«. Two bot paths of procedure can cause the one value, or to be ascribed to the fault of «uittorod “ 1 have kept Ayer’s Cherry Pec tles ot 8. H. H. put hla blood In rood con who makes ft on the floor of the a physician who had merely given the dition and the Boil* disappear^«!. toral in my house for a great many years. It is the best medicine in Send for our free book, and write House of Representatives was lllus drug In therapeutic doses. I’hlladel the world for coughs and colds.” our physicians about your case. trated one morning when Mr. Payne phis Medical Journal. Hood's Sarsaparilla GIFT » The Duty of Motherti MftoAe//, Zewfs * **»* ■•»«Is, »Sek»'«*. I*01"4. I'ortl»“. •"• 'WE HAVE THE LEADERS Mowers Victor Rakes No OffKnse Intended. Milwaukee A regular customer of a certain <•011 oempany drojiped Into the office of the and flrm one morning to make a complaint “That coal you sold me for my funuiro a few weeks ago,” he said. "Is th< vent I have had In ten years. There'» a great quantity of alate In It. and what Isn't alate runs to clinkers." "Sorry to hear It, Mr. Williams." »»Id the man Inside the railing. “I'll make a memorandum of It. Perhaps the com pany will give you a rebate on It.” Taking a slip of paper, he wrote a Wa want I» X"" " ' ‘¡"J."'"’ few words on It and hung It on u hook. JiiRt drop n ,,,,e The customer, happening to glance at the slip of paper, saw this: "<J. 0. J. A. FREEMAN. Cicnl. Ai« Williams. B»«1 egg” 200 Usai w*“' ’‘"„-„nos, PORTI.AND. ORR00 "Ko I’m a bad egg. am I?" he nskeil. Walter A. Wood and Minnie I a I^ reildenlug with Indignation. "Oh, not at all, Mr. Williams, lly explained the clerk. "That Summer Résolutions the egg coal we sold you turns be bad." And the customer reddened again, hut not from Indignation. W Keeley Cur» “"■XÂrÂWiSSÆ;,,,m„ Some mon arc so tnenn timt when They attend n hnll gaum, they want to »00 the home tonni heilten like »Jjajjr boi, r«..|y for u„. LAMBEtypN, PORTLAND, OR euaaia- ( niv» brtur .»U«r».ll<«n lh»n «»rl»IM* Ih» tnarlirt «I «o»»hln< Ilk» Ih» I»«», •» r«u«« th<’V «r» ■land •H>r*MOfi f-wh" ir«»n corner» I rm H pii , bri»«-« on •hall* •***" growlh wh^rte. •rrpwwl rim«. •» P« •*" to fewI «un» lital you ar* fHflnf •y’« worth, »«k h»r • •' •••’J* ••MiirhriiH (iifnmy) nu«y. "•n* •n!«*o Ihrin. Nome people go to great troubla to acquire fooliabnoaa. IdshjlastitatsïîiT’r-“;;;;^* ff» Pa w ■I km writing