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Difficult Digestion CHEAP CITY LIVING. That Is dyspepsia. It make» Illa miserable. Ils »ufierer» eat not because they Whnt Sa, — but »imply because they wul. They know they are Irritable and-.fretrul; but they cannot be otherwise. ‘ They complain of a bad taste tn tba mouth, a tenderness at the pit of the stom ach, an uneasy frellna of puffy fulness, beadache, heartburn and wbat not. The i-ffe, lual remedy, proved by perma nent cure» of thousands of severe cases. Is < * Ik 4- a- d-Jj » S.Z” X 9 » CASTOR IA The Kind You Have Always Bought * Haa Planned Comfortable Apartments for People of Limited Menus Hera «be Háchelo« af Cither Bea May Live Nicely in Ohe Hoorn. "1 have an auarcblst friend.” said the man who knows a good uiauy people, "who has a deslgu for au apartment house that will work a revolution lu accouiui-Klatlous for those perwous who Whan It's Contagious. cannot afford to have mor« than one Hoax—I wonder if insomnia fs ever room. He has tilted up au apanmeut contagious? . In bis own house as a sample, aud It Joax—Well. I find it «'affects me really promises amazing results. 1 was whenever our baby has K.—Philadel talking to him the other eienlng on the phia Record. problem of city living (or people of small means, tiaclielors and bachelor Rheumatism and Neural ma will not live under ths same roof with Hamlin's maids, and that kind principally, when he asked uie to come with bim aud see Wizard Oil. 60 cents a bottle. what he had evolied ou that line. We w ent up to his third floor be 1s able to Changing a Carnal Pith. The camel path which for centurie« own a bouse of bls own—and be ush has formed the only connection be ered me into au apartment which waa TOO FULL FOR UTTERANCE. tween Jersusalom and Nablus (Sy- about twenty feet long and ten feet chem) has at last been made into a wide, with a tlue large window at one A Profi-Mional “Huuitry Man" Meet» carriage road nearly twenty feet wide end and a small door at the other, He It is Match. asked tue what 1 thought of it. and I The New York traveling man get« a looked around a minute to reach a cou lot of satisfaction out of a practical elusion. joke, even »lien It cosls liliu the price "It was nicely carpeted, There wa« of a good square meal. Here la th« A Straw. a two light one chair, aud there was latest example: Edith—Why do you think Mr. Field chandelier aliout the center of the ceil- "Mister, could you give me some lug. The room was uiiely papereil ou means business? thing to eat? I haven't had anytbiug one wall and at the ends, but the oppo Ethel—He has asked me why I did site side wall was entirely waluseotetl. to eat for two days." not attend cooking school. A fat. red facet! persou In a seedy as 1 thought. 1 told him It looked all Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth right for a sittlug-rooiu for one, but suit bad approached a well-dressed Ina Syrup the bent remedy to um tor their beyond that its usefulness seemed to man ou Broadway at 8 o'clock last children during the teething period. me to t»e somewhat restricted. He uight. Tlie well dressed man paused laughed aud asked me If 1 really and looked at the beggar. He had An Insp.ration. thought so, and go ug over to tlie walus l-eeu accosted by the same man three O’Hoolahan—Will, the barn is paint cotlng be turued up a little handle— uighta In successiou. ed an* Oi'll take thot money if it's all really opened a door. It revealed a "Why. yes. If you are hungry I will the same to you. closet big enough to accommodate all help you to a supper." Ottinger (surprised)—Why. you can't the clothes an ordinary (x-rson would "Awful hungry." have painted it so soon, Pat! "Well, come lu here, then." and the care to have. Below it there was a O’Hoolahan (triumphantly)— Sure, man in evening clothes led th« way drawer for shoes and that sort. Oi hov, sir. Oi mixed the yellow paint "Then be went right on with bis into the cafe of the Morton House, at for the first coat wid the grane for the rerelat ons. leaving me to stare at bim. Broadway aud 1 Uh street. second, an’ Oi put both coats on to They sat down at a table and the He turued down a nice tied similar to gether to save time.— Brooklyn Eagle. m.-iu with motley ordered an extra the sleeping car variety; adjoining it rise's Cure for Consumption is an infal was a chiffonier with half a dozen large sirloin steak with Freucb fried lible medicine for concns and colds. -N drawers lu it and a glass at the top, potatoes and coffie. When the seedy W. ÓAMVBL. Ocean Grove. N. J . Feb. 17 | the glass being concealed by a lid which Individual finished with a sigh, he ten 1HU0. dropped dow u. making a shelf for toilet de red bis thanks and led the way to No Model. articles. Beyond was a wash stand a street, lu a minute a well-dressed : "I know a man whose wife never opening up iu the same way. with wa man returned aud joined a party of •poke a word to him about money,” he ter tank. bowl, slop J“r »nd all. In an- three. There was a whispered con- : other place was a door that fell down, sultation. aud one of tbem rose and said. "What a model husband he must making a small tuble. aud revealing went down Broadway, At the corner have been!” remarked a woman in the a cupboard where dishes aud food below was the beggar. • Haven't eaten auythlng for twentjr- company. might be kept; in still auotber. a simi "What a model wife, I should say, lar lid dropping made a writing table, four hours. 1 am---- ’’ 'Yes. yes. 1'11 give you a supper. rather," corrected the second man. aud revealed space aud shelving for a “1 don’t know about that,” said the good sized library with a nook for ink. Come Into the Morton House." "1 could get a good meal for half first speaker, "she was deaf and pens and such things. A half-dozen dumb.”—Salt Lake Herald. leather-covered seats w«re bidden iu a dollar.” said the beggar. Insinuat the same way. ready to be pulled down ingly. tlltrNSIt CANNOT BE CfBlD "Ob. that's all right Come along, for use, aud behind each of them was By local applications, as they cannot reach the shelving, the depth of tlie wainscoting and we'll eat together.” disra«ed portion ot tbs ear There is on y ono The beggar followed reluctantly. A Above the bed way to cure deafne»-. sn-i that is by coustitu- being about two feet. Uonal reniedic«. Peatm-ss is caused by an ln- and elsewhere about the wainscoting minute later he was seated at the ta flaneal condition ot the mucous l.ninr ot the Euktachisu Tube. When thia tube gels in were drawers and shelves, room for a i ble be bad left a few moment be- flamed von have a rumbling sound or imp«; trunk, and little cubbyholes for storing fore. feet hearing, and when It is entirely closed "Give this man an extra sirloin, deaf tie» is the result, and un.es» ths inflamma things, until really in that one wall. tion can be taken out and thia lube rest -rod to J twenty feet long aud ten feet high, was French fried potatoes, a cup of coffee, Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed lorever; nine caaea out ot U S are caused by 1 room for more stuff thau nine-tenths and a pie," said the host to the sur- catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed | of people have. prised walter. condition ot the mneoua aurfaeea. Wsw’llgire One Hundred lioiiars for any The beggar was 'turning red and "I forgot to say that the inside of the ease < f Pea. neaa irauoed by catarrh) that can When not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bond tor high closet for clothes was a mirror 2 white, but he held bls nerve. Siieulan. Iree. feet by G feet in size, and bung just the steak was brought in be tried to F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toiodo. 0 right to see one's self In when be was eat. and he did swallow two mouth Bold by Drugs>-la. 75e Hall's Family I’tUa are ths best. ready to go out. I looked at the lay-out fuls. Then he suddenly bolted for the of household conveniences lu auiaze- door.—Milwaukee Wisconsin. It Depends. I meat, and when be bad shut It all up First Chappie — I say. old chap. again, leaving the handsome, well-light WOMEN PHILANTHROPISTS. I'm going to a «big shoot. What sort ed sitting-room. I could scarcely real ze Millions Have Been Given by Them of a tip should I give the keeper? that I was not in the home of a magi to Education and Charity. Second Chappie — It depends on cian who touched the walls aud brougbt Few realize how much the cause of where you bit him.—London Punch. forth what he wished. My friend told education and the various pbllau- me be had more conveniences in mind thtopic enterprises owe to the women for rather larger rooms, one being a of tlie United State«. Some of the gifts ahower bath to take the place of the recently made to women's caus-a are wash stand. He said bis idea was. that noted below; For Infanta and Children. this kind of a room could be used in Mra. Josephine I.. Newcumlie. of New bouses of any kind, but be designed it York, to Tulane University. |.'l ■'■<< '**>; especially for the apartment house of Mrs. I’ 1> Armour, of Chicago. to Ar the future, where in small space a man i tnour Institute. il.i'si.niXJ; Mrs. Edna or a woman might get some of the com .1. McPherson, of Newark. N. J., to forts of a home in a room that would Y’ale College, *7.>Ms<l; Mrs li. It. Electric Road to M l Blanc cost only 915 a month rent, and still be I Schley and Mrs. It. P. Flower, of New During the past summer an electric a good Investment for the real estate ' York. Jointly, to tlie city of Waterton n. railroad was completed to the foot of owner. The Lord only knows when g.**)0.<MM>; Miss Helen Gould, of Mount Blanc at Cbamounix, which that good time is coming.” concluded N. Y., York, to various <-.'inriii,-s. ghX>. makes it possible to reach that place the talker, “but thousands are waiting New <XA); Mrs. Viiughnn Marquis. of Asli from Geneva in three and three quarters for It.”—New York Sun. laud. Win., to religion, (.itsi.insi; Mrw. hours. But reiently the journey was J. F. Ryan, of New York, to r-tiglon. by dilgience and took the greater part ROSA BONHEUR S LIONS. »XVI.K <i; Mrs. E igene Kelly, of Buf of a day. to religion. 925*,.<J-Mrw Em Clareti's Personal Recolletcioiis of the falo. ■nous Blaine and Mrs. Cyrus Me 'or Noted Painter. 1 do not know why, but instinctively riili-k, to tlie University of Chii-ago ever <n my thoughts 1 place George *£>0.<XNl: Mrs. A. S Gri-cnspau, of To band and Rosa Bonbeur side by side. peka. Kun., to various i-barttles. F2< h >. I have known them both intimately, <»M); Mrs. Louise Selsir. of 'IId.Hot- n and they have left me the same im Conn., to religi on. J17.'o."11- Mrs. Mar garet J. Benin-tt. of Baltimore, to ra The blood may be in bad condition, pression of repose, of touching naivete, rloua cbarltlea. $1.>< i . m « i ; Mrs. Mary of simplicity and goodness. rt with no external signs, no akin George Sand possessed a unique .Shannon, of Newton, Mass., to various eruption or sores to indicate it. Th« charm in her expressive eyes tho«e college». glSSJMXI; Mrs. G. S Burbank Symptoms in such cases being a variable black lakes. I d which one might al of Fitchburg. Mass., to var'oua cliarl appetite, poor digestion, an indescribable most bathe, as once said to me Mme. tfea, flffl <i<’. iinol Mr«. I' II Aln,- i>: weakness and nervousness, loss of flesh Victor Hugo, who also bad most beau Cincinnati, to the University of • 'Incili- natl, 9100,000. I and a general run-down condition of the tiful eyes. Besides these several Chicago womvn system — clearly showing the blood tar When the great novelist took her lost its nutritive qualities, Eas become thin walks abroad In Nohant, the little blrls have given various sum» to the il ni ver and watery. It is in just such cases that winged their flight to her instinctively, sity there, the total aggregating nearly lOOOXMl. 8. S. S. has done some of its quickest and and perched upon her shoulders. It was the same with Rosa Bonbeur. W hy He lll-iiiT Tremble. most effective work by building up the She loved the animals, and the animals "Tremble, monster!” shrieked the blood and supplying the elements lacking loved her. In fact, sbe exercised a heroine a» »lie pollitei) a long, white gc- to make it strong and vigorous. magnetic power over them. The fierce cuslng finger at tlie double-eyed ruttian. watchdogs of the bouse at By were •• My wife used sev But tlie villain didn't tremble. like lambs In her presence. Taine lions ers! bottles of S. S. S. "You spoilt the scene.” biased the ss a blood purifier and she bad about her, too, those majestic heroine, when they stood in the wings. to tone up a weak and creatures that she so loved to palDt, "I really couldn't help it,” apologized emaciated system,with «nd whose manes she would smilingly the unhappy man. very marked effect by caress with her delicate band. The "Rut I've always claimed you were way of improvement deer of the forest contemplated her the best trembler on the Htage,” said "We regard it a with a glance of recognition, as if they great tonic and blood the heroine. comprehended that she was in truth purifier. ”—T. F. D uff , "It was awfully good of you," replied their painter. M. Gerome, when he Princeton, Mo. wished to paint lions, visited the tam the actor. is the greatest of all "But why couldn't you tremble to er. Pezon, at the Jardin des Plantes, tonics, and you will and made his studies across the bars of night?" “It's easily explained,” said the vil the appetite im- the cages. Bonbeur tried a different C.T proves at once, strength plan. She actually gave the freedom lain. "Hitherto I've always played that returns, and nervousness vanishes as new of iter gardens to the lions of the me scene with my wife!” rich pure blood jnce more circulates nagerie at By. Sometimes the passers Missouri Historical (Collection. by on the road would regard with stu through all parts of the system. F. A. Sampson, of Sedalia, Mo., tian 6. S. 3. is the only purely vegetable pefaction a tawny lion crouching on given to the Missouri Historical Society I blood purifier known. It contains no min the terrace of Mlle. Itosa, and gazing bla library of 7.000 titles taarlng on erals whatever. Send for our free book majestically from the height of the Missouri history, which he has beo0 col- his pedestal, letclng for thfrty-three years. on blood and akin diseases and wnte out wall which formed Sorely frightened, pedestrians would physicians for any information or advice New Bort of Hn<>< kers. hasten their steps, ns if they feared wanted No charge for medical advice. The latest thing in knockers has a the ferocious beast would leap forth THE SWIFT «FCCIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. BA. upon them. The lion, however, remain small mirror enframed in IL so that a ed quiet. Possibly he despised these visitor can see whether his or her per bipeds; or, rather, If we may believe sonal appearance Is correct before en PISO’S CURE FOR Rosa Bonheur, he was In reality both tering the house. good and kind. It amused birn to see How mysterious two men when talk the people stare. ing lodge business! Hood's Sarsaparilla 1 ARCHITECT PRE8ENTS A VERY INGENIOUS IDEA. Howov»r. after a while th« artist grew tired of entertaining such expen sive guests, which, moreover, lu spile of all assurances, kept the neighbor hood In a constant state of terror. The lion Is all right lu the laudscap«, auJ ou canvas, but uet ou the terrae« «ver- looking the highway. Rosa Bonbeur gave her last lion, so carefully tamed, to tb« Jardin dea Plantes, aud It was a privilege to boar the charmlug woniau tell of her visit to her Imprisoned pet. of bow sad be was. reveling uo longer lu the caresses of his mistress, while his man« looked dirty and uncombed. "The poor animal.” said sbe, "rose up when be saw me, and Ills gtauce. so el-iqueut aud pathetic, seemed to tell me I am wrong; his look actually said: 'Nee what they have dou« to lue. I am weary. I suffer. Save me! Take me back!’ ” It waa more than touching to hear Rosa Bonheur speak of her models w ill» such sincere and deep affectlou. She showed for these carnivorous brutes the same tenderness that alie evinced toward the deer of the forest. Jules Ulsretie In H«n>er's Magazine. Mo ExternaB Symptoms, Vlgerews but t utils, Wealthy Patient—What is your bill for amputating my leg? Fiiiinviit Surgeon—Thro« liuiulnxl dollars, »ir. Wealthy I’ationt (tilling out • c I iih k ) —That'» a worthy effort, do. lor. but it will never restore th« log to it» normal length—Chi- »*•• Tribune. Wt« Drop. Sandy—And will yw tak' a diapo' whisky afore you von gang hame? I animas—Ah, wevl just a wee drap ple. sandy—Then say when, laddie, lamina»—Nay, mon, the glass will •ay when. A U m I« ss FrMnds. I'm broke and I «ant soma N«ith«r Small Nor Short. •‘‘Andrew Carnegie is a «inali man. •‘Small! There's never l-een thing small about Carnegie ” "Well, tbi-n, he'» «li rt ' "Short, with fXIU-OOU.tMM? to give away!"—Cleveland Plain l*vaier. A Thoroughbrtd. She—Is it true that wiu-n you l-ost-d to 11» you didn't know whether 1 was worth a penny? lie—AliMolutely. But 1 always was w illing to take chiino's — Detroit Free Pre»». if! nionev. Dick—Why don't Joli w rite lu aoiiin of your friends? 'l'om—Thai's tlie trouble I've gid tisi many frlvhds. l «lall I kill'» a ktrangor. A Woman'» Mtrcy I tl| A liostoii w.'inan «III agitate f< law prohibiting tit« tailing or ma- of (besinnt*, on lliegr mill that it voltes |iain(i|l >4> <stIt o( Worms "» r |M»rtllia«‘»»>. ««••»••"»•■“*. Tbta luttur ahfuld «•V'fZ, andOonvIotlon to iMloari. Th« Chine«« |>en from time imme ot ail Slok Woman. ■ m > H I A Chin«»« P«a. ■norial tta« l«>e« a brunii made of nome •• l suffered with intlsiiiinsl'"“ soft hair and used to paint thv curiously falling of th« womb ami other ■dis forints! letters of the (liineae alphalsd. agreeable female iv-akn.««--». 1 "n- tad spells every two work, th»» won - last from eight to ten d*.v* V“ . Th« Faut»! Way. have to go to tad I also had he»« Husband—What are you doing in my ache and backache moat of <he and such taAring down pain» I couli pocteeta. Haven't you any money? Wife—I have money of my own, but hardly walk aero«» the room at times. 1 d.s'-tored nearly all the time for a man's (HX-keta are so much easier to about two veara and «reined to gn-w find. worse all th- time until l**t tapteiutar 1 was obliged to take my tail, and the do-'tors thought an operation "•• *>•• Chsilng ths Foxy. only thing that would i elp ms. but She—Is your ,friend going to marry thia I refused to have done tlie widow? ■Then a friend adviaed me to try the He—I think not. He told me lie Pinkham u><'*licine. which I did. and after uaiug the flrat »s-ttle I Vegan to had a better offer.—Smart Set. Improve. 1 took In all five bottle« uf Lydia K. Pinkham'» B!<*al I'uritter, II On« Loua four bozea of Lydia K Pinkham « l*ry Mr. Dobbs (on the wav to the races) Form Compound, three boze» of l iver — Nice ride to the race course, don't Pill» and u»ed three package» of Sana live Wash, «ml I am »« well now a» I you think? Mr. Hobbs (nervously)— Yes, but ever waa 1 am more than thankful every day for mv cure " Mas I«*'» think what a long walk l>ack. Cvuiaii. i Merrill St Ameabury. Maaa OUT OF DEATH S JAWS <- Kgìfìfì <•>»! Ao *oM ff (Ate (ooSta^ «/«/te no/rxiokre- LjJ/a i . ««**«0« MoW/oteo Oa, ■ THRILLING RESCUE or A ITTICA I WOMAN. Th« Mor y of th« Kvenl at Told by Mit. Tuckor- A Horrible Kiperlenco Will* m Happy Eudlttf. How Mrs. Anna M. Tucker, of 352 Kossuth avenue, Utica, N. Y., « as saved front a horrible fate when death's jaw s were almost closing upon her is told in the follow ing statement made by her to a reporter. "It was soon after the birth of tnv little boy," she said. "Three different doctor« had done their taat for me, but they all failed to do me any good. M v case st-emed to be a combination < I nervous and stomach troubles. 1 had fainting spells, niy food did not digest and caused me great distress. My head felt very badly and at times I wan de lirious. 1 lost in weight from 130 to OS pounds, 1 had no color, my feet and hands were cold and my limbs hud a prickly sensation as though asleep. I was not refresh».«! by sleep although 1 slept heavily. 1 learned of Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills from a published case similar to mine that had been cured by the pills. I took three or four l»>xes before I was certain that I «as being benetitted, but continued their use until I was entirely cured. "I am glad to recommend Dr. Wil liams’ Pink Pills for Pale People for they are the medicine that save-1 my life. I do not believe that ordinary medicine could have cured me." Although Mrs. Tucker's was a severe raise, Dr. Williams’ Pink Bills cured her. Lesser troubles yield even more readily to the potent action of this mar velous medicine. Not only will these j pills cure cares similar to Mr». Tuck- I er’s, but they have been proven to be an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus’ Dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, after effects of grip, of fevers and of other gcute di wares, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions and all forms of weakness either in male or female. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People are sold by all dealers, or will lie rent postpaid on re ceipt of price, fifty cents a box, or aix boxes for two dollars and a half (they are never sold in bulk or by the hun dred) by addressing Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. They act directly on the blood and nerves. Avoid imitations; substitutes never cured anybody. A Cinch. The Rons—No I must have a married man for this position. Applicant—Just keep it open for an hour. It’s easier to get married than it is to get a job. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of CARTERS w»v CURE SICK HEADACHE r. M. N. D No. « 1WOT. HBN writing to advertisers pisase aseutloa this pepar. W teod Ivxurl«« lor Soldir» Ail Europoan armlen have i-ertalii extras weeljly in the way of (-««I Sugar is given in Englaml and Frame, two gallolifl ol ls-er tn Ifitssla, half a gallon of wino in Italy, three |»iumls of tl«li tn Spain, and five ounroa id butter in Belgium. i I. « . luis allainml the great »K« „( J,' vi o» having I«, h |», ril lh 1; hm 1 I» an ardent Irn-ii.l (., |',.t,..„ , <i ■ -I« "i H in ii- followi, .■ |WIB! *** "During my lung li(„ | have "kh„w. a great many remedio. f„r ' ra-l la, catarrh and illarrh-«, . ( I always sup)« ...| tin ... «I!, t„'| •Ml. i. nt .1. . , M, bu) I Irwin Dr. Hartman's t|1#l () i affo. Ilona aro tim »um« ull,| . erly eultal catarrh. "Aa for Dr Hartman's rem.«^ p*. runa. I have I uik I it t,> b>- the j»ù "< not the r.uly rellal.ln r,.11M,|, (1„ ,/ All Plan»«A Teacher—An island is a l»»lv of land i-ntiroly surrounded by wot :«»r. Take t'nbq, for Instance. Tommy—My pa »ay» that's wliat we "Peruns lias been mv «tanj-h« are going to du te-fore we get through for many vesra. and I ntlrlLu'r nd — Boston Herald. good health and my •«treme ----- «{( ’ to this remedy. Il exactly -•--"y niecti all my requirements." h«v«r H«srd of It. "I baio conio tu n iy up n n •innwt Amazed and I h-11 g I, I «« I Foreigner ( his first view <d Niagara Fall»)—Why IMMI entirely fur the mativ little th w l.iflll I lived II lu i n<- | I. Ili «ve» m > tar from Buff.-vlo* Native-—Great tanti, mieter! How ta e»p«icl*lly valuable to old could wo move it any i-l.us-r to Buffa! loT Foreigner— llow? F.oa wi not a part of see Pan-Aim-man Exp sin-eon?—L'liii ago Tribune. Rfwtstd SHuatio«» Sid««how I k >««I|». “Yei», fellow, the inarrle»! him "The amile»» wonder I» a cute one.” to reform him.” "W hat’s lie lawn up to now?'* ••w.’ir ’ "Sent a specimen <>! bls writing, "And now he's got bis hands (ull done with hi» toe», t» a woman who trying to reform her.”'—Denver Timos. niakr» a buslne»» of reading chara, tor Iff tn hl» » r- 'Jun ,? gíScl, fr<>n> hand writing. But »he a as rute, Nrn«) Ittf MatchsdL too. She wrote backthat ho must lai Mr. Drinker—1 »»nt a blue necktie left bandeil."—Philadelphia liullctili. Our Ccmplete Annual Cats- to match my eye*. logue for 1902, FHEEl Salesman—l'iu sorry, »ir, but we are just out of blue ties; but I can «s'il you tuie to match your nose.’’ The Fai mer's First Profit WET WEATHER WISDOM! « ; T he oqkbnal David Ducoualtd. Sunday School Teacher — Johhny, whom, more than any I AMtit II miv » »> 'll LAMBERSON D«t«i«d. CLOTHINC ‘•What’mkes the actor critici»« no severely? •'My dear »ir," an»»rred Storming ton Barne». "he ho,».» to make people say it i» pr"frs»i<>nnl jealousy, thereby conveying the impression that he is in my class. Washington Star. BL ACK oe >tltun TAKE NO JUWTHUTU CATALOGUE5 Fttt LL liNE OP AAiKtNTJ AND HAT 5 A Makin* th« Punuhmtnl Fit Crim*. Mrs. IV round hop«-lr«»ly)—Mortimer, I cannot make Willie mind. Mr. Itorvum (sternly)—Willie, do as f >ur mother wishes or I a ill make yon go and sit in a cosy curiu-r."—Brook lyn Eagle. The Farmer Tlie Gardener and The HouMwif WILL KELP YOU DRY NOTHING CL5E WILL j tow re co boston mass *• d . SCHOOLS ANO COLLEGES. M.riniYa co OelfulL MU h. Th* Clouds of Doubt "He ha* told me that he loved me,” said the fair girl, "but I don't know whether to marry him or not." p u y h c i •» /« y___________ y/j "1 am sure be dm*» his lient to tall the truth. But, you w-e, be works in the weather bureau —Washington Star. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Ortgon, Ve» Year Pcioluthint rak a ina How It« K<pt I p. "Well, Hilly, how did ramping go?” Pan giva von "Oh, ull right; I dipped "ti to tito Hrirgir«. i'low«. farm bouses around now and then and Win-mill» and got a square rm-al on the sly." Maehinery. noe Selling mv gmsls. I'i.-| r--'it». No« petii-nce. '»« pl»n V r ts I »r rirrn sr. Ink B >a f i»I. f ittlsn I. fir. tb« be»t tarrain» la Hollers sod Engine». Pumtw ani Geier» na iieloro miving. Keeley Cure »«.<• r»ne( troni Unse«- opinai •*( uiuw »»MIA •»»'! let tariwul«r»v< Soolow l»»lll.i* Meved «in Willi»«. Itele? ititiiite .< i ..,. i . .......