Difficult Digestion CHEAP CITY LIVING.
That Is dyspepsia.
It make» Illa miserable.
Ils »ufierer» eat not because they Whnt Sa,
— but »imply because they wul.
They know they are Irritable and-.fretrul;
but they cannot be otherwise.
‘
They complain of a bad taste tn tba
mouth, a tenderness at the pit of the stom
ach, an uneasy frellna of puffy fulness,
beadache, heartburn and wbat not.
The i-ffe, lual remedy, proved by perma
nent cure» of thousands of severe cases. Is
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The Kind You Have Always Bought
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Haa Planned Comfortable Apartments
for People of Limited
Menus
Hera
«be Háchelo« af Cither Bea May Live
Nicely in Ohe Hoorn.
"1 have an auarcblst friend.” said the
man who knows a good uiauy people,
"who has a deslgu for au apartment
house that will work a revolution lu
accouiui-Klatlous for those perwous who
Whan It's Contagious.
cannot afford to have mor« than one
Hoax—I wonder if insomnia fs ever room. He has tilted up au apanmeut
contagious?
.
In bis own house as a sample, aud It
Joax—Well. I find it «'affects me really promises amazing results. 1 was
whenever our baby has K.—Philadel talking to him the other eienlng on the
phia Record.
problem of city living (or people of
small means, tiaclielors and bachelor
Rheumatism and Neural ma will not
live under ths same roof with Hamlin's maids, and that kind principally, when
he asked uie to come with bim aud see
Wizard Oil. 60 cents a bottle.
what he had evolied ou that line. We
w ent up to his third floor be 1s able to
Changing a Carnal Pith.
The camel path which for centurie« own a bouse of bls own—and be ush
has formed the only connection be ered me into au apartment which waa
TOO FULL FOR UTTERANCE.
tween Jersusalom and Nablus (Sy- about twenty feet long and ten feet
chem) has at last been made into a wide, with a tlue large window at one
A Profi-Mional “Huuitry Man" Meet»
carriage road nearly twenty feet wide end and a small door at the other, He
It is Match.
asked tue what 1 thought of it. and I
The
New
York
traveling man get« a
looked around a minute to reach a cou
lot of satisfaction out of a practical
elusion.
joke, even »lien It cosls liliu the price
"It was nicely carpeted, There wa«
of a good square meal. Here la th«
A Straw.
a
two
light
one chair, aud there was
latest example:
Edith—Why do you think Mr. Field chandelier aliout the center of the ceil-
"Mister, could you give me some
lug. The room was uiiely papereil ou
means business?
thing to eat? I haven't had anytbiug
one
wall
and
at
the
ends,
but
the
oppo
Ethel—He has asked me why I did
site side wall was entirely waluseotetl. to eat for two days."
not attend cooking school.
A fat. red facet! persou In a seedy
as 1 thought. 1 told him It looked all
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth right for a sittlug-rooiu for one, but suit bad approached a well-dressed
Ina Syrup the bent remedy to um tor their beyond that its usefulness seemed to man ou Broadway at 8 o'clock last
children during the teething period.
me to t»e somewhat restricted. He uight. Tlie well dressed man paused
laughed aud asked me If 1 really and looked at the beggar. He had
An Insp.ration.
thought so, and go ug over to tlie walus l-eeu accosted by the same man three
O’Hoolahan—Will, the barn is paint cotlng be turued up a little handle— uighta In successiou.
ed an* Oi'll take thot money if it's all really opened a door. It revealed a
"Why. yes. If you are hungry I will
the same to you.
closet big enough to accommodate all help you to a supper."
Ottinger (surprised)—Why. you can't the clothes an ordinary (x-rson would
"Awful hungry."
have painted it so soon, Pat!
"Well, come lu here, then." and the
care to have. Below it there was a
O’Hoolahan (triumphantly)— Sure,
man in evening clothes led th« way
drawer
for
shoes
and
that
sort.
Oi hov, sir. Oi mixed the yellow paint
"Then be went right on with bis into the cafe of the Morton House, at
for the first coat wid the grane for the
rerelat
ons. leaving me to stare at bim. Broadway aud 1 Uh street.
second, an’ Oi put both coats on to
They sat down at a table and the
He
turued
down a nice tied similar to
gether to save time.— Brooklyn Eagle.
m.-iu
with motley ordered an extra
the sleeping car variety; adjoining it
rise's Cure for Consumption is an infal was a chiffonier with half a dozen large sirloin steak with Freucb fried
lible medicine for concns and colds. -N drawers lu it and a glass at the top, potatoes and coffie. When the seedy
W. ÓAMVBL. Ocean Grove. N. J . Feb. 17
| the glass being concealed by a lid which Individual finished with a sigh, he ten
1HU0.
dropped dow u. making a shelf for toilet de red bis thanks and led the way to
No Model.
articles. Beyond was a wash stand a street, lu a minute a well-dressed
:
"I know a man whose wife never opening up iu the same way. with wa man returned aud joined a party of
•poke a word to him about money,” he ter tank. bowl, slop J“r »nd all. In an- three. There was a whispered con-
: other place was a door that fell down, sultation. aud one of tbem rose and
said.
"What a model husband he must making a small tuble. aud revealing went down Broadway, At the corner
have been!” remarked a woman in the a cupboard where dishes aud food below was the beggar.
• Haven't eaten auythlng for twentjr-
company.
might be kept; in still auotber. a simi
"What a model wife, I should say, lar lid dropping made a writing table, four hours. 1 am---- ’’
'Yes. yes. 1'11 give you a supper.
rather," corrected the second man.
aud revealed space aud shelving for a
“1 don’t know about that,” said the good sized library with a nook for ink. Come Into the Morton House."
"1 could get a good meal for half
first speaker, "she was deaf and pens and such things. A half-dozen
dumb.”—Salt Lake Herald.
leather-covered seats w«re bidden iu a dollar.” said the beggar. Insinuat
the same way. ready to be pulled down ingly.
tlltrNSIt CANNOT BE CfBlD
"Ob. that's all right Come along,
for use, aud behind each of them was
By local applications, as they cannot reach the shelving, the depth of tlie wainscoting and we'll eat together.”
disra«ed portion ot tbs ear There is on y ono
The beggar followed reluctantly. A
Above the bed
way to cure deafne»-. sn-i that is by coustitu- being about two feet.
Uonal reniedic«. Peatm-ss is caused by an ln- and elsewhere about the wainscoting
minute later he was seated at the ta
flaneal condition ot the mucous l.ninr ot the
Euktachisu Tube. When thia tube gels in were drawers and shelves, room for a i ble be bad left a few moment be-
flamed von have a rumbling sound or imp«;
trunk, and little cubbyholes for storing fore.
feet hearing, and when It is entirely closed
"Give this man an extra sirloin,
deaf tie» is the result, and un.es» ths inflamma things, until really in that one wall.
tion can be taken out and thia lube rest -rod to J twenty feet long aud ten feet high, was
French fried potatoes, a cup of coffee,
Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
lorever; nine caaea out ot U S are caused by 1 room for more stuff thau nine-tenths and a pie," said the host to the sur-
catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed | of people have.
prised walter.
condition ot the mneoua aurfaeea.
Wsw’llgire One Hundred lioiiars for any
The beggar was 'turning red and
"I forgot to say that the inside of the
ease < f Pea. neaa irauoed by catarrh) that can
When
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bond tor high closet for clothes was a mirror 2 white, but he held bls nerve.
Siieulan. Iree.
feet by G feet in size, and bung just the steak was brought in be tried to
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toiodo. 0
right to see one's self In when be was eat. and he did swallow two mouth
Bold by Drugs>-la. 75e
Hall's Family I’tUa are ths best.
ready to go out. I looked at the lay-out fuls. Then he suddenly bolted for the
of household conveniences lu auiaze- door.—Milwaukee Wisconsin.
It Depends.
I meat, and when be bad shut It all up
First Chappie — I say. old chap. again, leaving the handsome, well-light
WOMEN PHILANTHROPISTS.
I'm going to a «big shoot. What sort ed sitting-room. I could scarcely real ze
Millions Have Been Given by Them
of a tip should I give the keeper?
that I was not in the home of a magi
to Education and Charity.
Second Chappie — It depends on cian who touched the walls aud brougbt
Few realize how much the cause of
where you bit him.—London Punch.
forth what he wished. My friend told education and the various pbllau-
me be had more conveniences in mind thtopic enterprises owe to the women
for rather larger rooms, one being a of tlie United State«. Some of the gifts
ahower bath to take the place of the recently made to women's caus-a are
wash stand. He said bis idea was. that noted below;
For Infanta and Children.
this kind of a room could be used in
Mra. Josephine I.. Newcumlie. of New
bouses of any kind, but be designed it York, to Tulane University. |.'l ■'■<< '**>;
especially for the apartment house of Mrs. I’ 1> Armour, of Chicago. to Ar
the future, where in small space a man i tnour Institute. il.i'si.niXJ; Mrs. Edna
or a woman might get some of the com .1. McPherson, of Newark. N. J., to
forts of a home in a room that would Y’ale College, *7.>Ms<l; Mrs li. It.
Electric Road to M l Blanc
cost only 915 a month rent, and still be I Schley and Mrs. It. P. Flower, of New
During the past summer an electric a good Investment for the real estate
' York. Jointly, to tlie city of Waterton n.
railroad was completed to the foot of owner. The Lord only knows when
g.**)0.<MM>; Miss Helen Gould, of
Mount Blanc at Cbamounix, which that good time is coming.” concluded N. Y.,
York, to various <-.'inriii,-s. ghX>.
makes it possible to reach that place the talker, “but thousands are waiting New
<XA); Mrs. Viiughnn Marquis. of Asli
from Geneva in three and three quarters for It.”—New York Sun.
laud. Win., to religion, (.itsi.insi; Mrw.
hours. But reiently the journey was
J. F. Ryan, of New York, to r-tiglon.
by dilgience and took the greater part
ROSA BONHEUR S LIONS.
»XVI.K <i; Mrs. E igene Kelly, of Buf
of a day.
to religion. 925*,.<J-Mrw Em
Clareti's Personal Recolletcioiis of the falo.
■nous Blaine and Mrs. Cyrus Me 'or
Noted Painter.
1 do not know why, but instinctively riili-k, to tlie University of Chii-ago
ever <n my thoughts 1 place George *£>0.<XNl: Mrs. A. S Gri-cnspau, of To
band and Rosa Bonbeur side by side. peka. Kun., to various i-barttles. F2< h >.
I have known them both intimately, <»M); Mrs. Louise Selsir. of 'IId.Hot- n
and they have left me the same im Conn., to religi on. J17.'o."11- Mrs. Mar
garet J. Benin-tt. of Baltimore, to ra
The blood may be in bad condition, pression of repose, of touching naivete, rloua cbarltlea. $1.>< i . m « i ; Mrs. Mary
of simplicity and goodness.
rt with no external signs, no akin
George Sand possessed a unique .Shannon, of Newton, Mass., to various
eruption or sores to indicate it. Th« charm in her expressive eyes tho«e college». glSSJMXI; Mrs. G. S Burbank
Symptoms in such cases being a variable black lakes. I d which one might al of Fitchburg. Mass., to var'oua cliarl
appetite, poor digestion, an indescribable most bathe, as once said to me Mme. tfea, flffl <i<’. iinol Mr«. I' II Aln,- i>:
weakness and nervousness, loss of flesh Victor Hugo, who also bad most beau Cincinnati, to the University of • 'Incili-
natl, 9100,000.
I
and a general run-down condition of the tiful eyes.
Besides these several Chicago womvn
system — clearly showing the blood tar
When the great novelist took her
lost its nutritive qualities, Eas become thin walks abroad In Nohant, the little blrls have given various sum» to the il ni ver
and watery. It is in just such cases that winged their flight to her instinctively, sity there, the total aggregating nearly
lOOOXMl.
8. S. S. has done some of its quickest and and perched upon her shoulders.
It was the same with Rosa Bonbeur.
W hy He lll-iiiT Tremble.
most effective work by building up the
She loved the animals, and the animals
"Tremble, monster!” shrieked the
blood and supplying the elements lacking
loved her. In fact, sbe exercised a heroine a» »lie pollitei) a long, white gc-
to make it strong and vigorous.
magnetic power over them. The fierce cuslng finger at tlie double-eyed ruttian.
watchdogs of the bouse at By were
•• My wife used sev
But tlie villain didn't tremble.
like lambs In her presence. Taine lions
ers! bottles of S. S. S.
"You spoilt the scene.” biased the
ss a blood purifier and
she bad about her, too, those majestic heroine, when they stood in the wings.
to tone up a weak and
creatures that she so loved to palDt,
"I really couldn't help it,” apologized
emaciated system,with
«nd whose manes she would smilingly the unhappy man.
very marked effect by
caress with her delicate band.
The
"Rut I've always claimed you were
way of improvement
deer of the forest contemplated her the best trembler on the Htage,” said
"We regard it a
with
a
glance
of
recognition,
as
if
they
great tonic and blood
the heroine.
comprehended that she was in truth
purifier. ”—T. F. D uff ,
"It was awfully good of you," replied
their painter. M. Gerome, when he
Princeton, Mo.
wished to paint lions, visited the tam the actor.
is the greatest of all
"But why couldn't you tremble to
er. Pezon, at the Jardin des Plantes,
tonics, and you will and made his studies across the bars of night?"
“It's easily explained,” said the vil
the appetite im- the cages. Bonbeur tried a different
C.T
proves at once, strength plan. She actually gave the freedom lain. "Hitherto I've always played that
returns, and nervousness vanishes as new of iter gardens to the lions of the me scene with my wife!”
rich pure blood jnce more circulates nagerie at By. Sometimes the passers
Missouri Historical (Collection.
by on the road would regard with stu
through all parts of the system.
F. A. Sampson, of Sedalia, Mo., tian
6. S. 3. is the only purely vegetable pefaction a tawny lion crouching on given to the Missouri Historical Society I
blood purifier known. It contains no min the terrace of Mlle. Itosa, and gazing bla library of 7.000 titles taarlng on
erals whatever. Send for our free book majestically from the height of the Missouri history, which he has beo0 col-
his pedestal,
letclng for thfrty-three years.
on blood and akin diseases and wnte out wall which formed
Sorely frightened, pedestrians would
physicians for any information or advice
New Bort of Hn<>< kers.
hasten their steps, ns if they feared
wanted No charge for medical advice.
The latest thing in knockers has a
the ferocious beast would leap forth
THE SWIFT «FCCIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. BA.
upon them. The lion, however, remain small mirror enframed in IL so that a
ed quiet. Possibly he despised these visitor can see whether his or her per
bipeds; or, rather, If we may believe sonal appearance Is correct before en
PISO’S CURE FOR
Rosa Bonheur, he was In reality both tering the house.
good and kind. It amused birn to see
How mysterious two men when talk
the people stare.
ing lodge business!
Hood's Sarsaparilla
1
ARCHITECT PRE8ENTS A VERY
INGENIOUS IDEA.
Howov»r. after a while th« artist
grew tired of entertaining such expen
sive guests, which, moreover, lu spile
of all assurances, kept the neighbor
hood In a constant state of terror. The
lion Is all right lu the laudscap«, auJ
ou canvas, but uet ou the terrae« «ver-
looking the highway.
Rosa Bonbeur gave her last lion, so
carefully tamed, to tb« Jardin dea
Plantes, aud It was a privilege to boar
the charmlug woniau tell of her visit to
her Imprisoned pet. of bow sad be
was. reveling uo longer lu the caresses
of his mistress, while his man« looked
dirty and uncombed.
"The poor animal.” said sbe, "rose up
when be saw me, and Ills gtauce. so
el-iqueut aud pathetic, seemed to tell
me I am wrong; his look actually
said: 'Nee what they have dou« to lue.
I am weary. I suffer. Save me! Take
me back!’ ”
It waa more than touching to hear
Rosa Bonheur speak of her models
w ill» such sincere and deep affectlou.
She showed for these carnivorous
brutes the same tenderness that alie
evinced toward the deer of the forest.
Jules Ulsretie In H«n>er's Magazine.
Mo ExternaB
Symptoms,
Vlgerews but t utils,
Wealthy Patient—What is your bill
for amputating my leg?
Fiiiinviit Surgeon—Thro« liuiulnxl
dollars, »ir.
Wealthy I’ationt (tilling out • c I iih k )
—That'» a worthy effort, do. lor. but it
will never restore th« log to it» normal
length—Chi- »*•• Tribune.
Wt« Drop.
Sandy—And will yw tak' a diapo'
whisky afore you von gang hame?
I animas—Ah, wevl just a wee drap
ple.
sandy—Then say when, laddie,
lamina»—Nay, mon, the glass will
•ay when.
A
U m I« ss FrMnds.
I'm broke and I «ant soma
N«ith«r Small Nor Short.
•‘‘Andrew Carnegie is a «inali man.
•‘Small! There's never l-een
thing small about Carnegie ”
"Well, tbi-n, he'» «li rt '
"Short, with fXIU-OOU.tMM? to give
away!"—Cleveland Plain l*vaier.
A Thoroughbrtd.
She—Is it true that wiu-n you
l-ost-d to 11» you didn't know whether
1 was worth a penny?
lie—AliMolutely. But 1 always was
w illing to take chiino's — Detroit Free
Pre»».
if!
nionev.
Dick—Why don't Joli w rite lu aoiiin
of your friends?
'l'om—Thai's tlie trouble
I've gid
tisi many frlvhds.
l «lall I kill'» a
ktrangor.
A Woman'» Mtrcy I tl|
A liostoii w.'inan «III agitate f<
law prohibiting tit« tailing or ma-
of (besinnt*, on lliegr mill that it
voltes |iain(i|l >4> <stIt o( Worms "»
r
|M»rtllia«‘»»>. ««••»••"»•■“*.
Tbta luttur ahfuld «•V'fZ,
andOonvIotlon to iMloari.
Th« Chine«« |>en from time imme
ot ail Slok Woman.
■ m > H
I
A Chin«»« P«a.
■norial tta« l«>e« a brunii made of nome
•• l suffered with intlsiiiinsl'"“
soft hair and used to paint thv curiously falling of th« womb ami other ■dis
forints! letters of the (liineae alphalsd. agreeable female iv-akn.««--». 1 "n-
tad spells every two work, th»» won -
last from eight to ten d*.v* V“ .
Th« Faut»! Way.
have to go to tad I also had he»«
Husband—What are you doing in my ache and backache moat of <he
and such taAring down pain» I couli
pocteeta. Haven't you any money?
Wife—I have money of my own, but hardly walk aero«» the room at times.
1 d.s'-tored nearly all the time for
a man's (HX-keta are so much easier to about two veara and «reined to gn-w
find.
worse all th- time until l**t tapteiutar
1 was obliged to take my tail, and the
do-'tors thought an operation "•• *>••
Chsilng ths Foxy.
only thing that would i elp ms. but
She—Is your ,friend going to marry thia I refused to have done
tlie widow?
■Then a friend adviaed me to try the
He—I think not.
He told me lie Pinkham u><'*licine. which I did. and
after uaiug the flrat »s-ttle I Vegan to
had a better offer.—Smart Set.
Improve. 1 took In all five bottle« uf
Lydia K. Pinkham'» B!<*al I'uritter,
II On« Loua
four bozea of Lydia K Pinkham « l*ry
Mr. Dobbs (on the wav to the races) Form Compound, three boze» of l iver
— Nice ride to the race course, don't Pill» and u»ed three package» of Sana
live Wash, «ml I am »« well now a» I
you think?
Mr. Hobbs (nervously)— Yes, but ever waa 1 am more than thankful
every day for mv cure " Mas I«*'»
think what a long walk l>ack.
Cvuiaii. i Merrill St Ameabury. Maaa
OUT OF DEATH S JAWS
<- Kgìfìfì <•>»! Ao *oM ff (Ate (ooSta^
«/«/te no/rxiokre-
LjJ/a i . ««**«0« MoW/oteo Oa,
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THRILLING RESCUE or A ITTICA
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WOMAN.
Th« Mor y of th« Kvenl at Told by Mit.
Tuckor- A Horrible Kiperlenco
Will*
m
Happy Eudlttf.
How Mrs. Anna M. Tucker, of 352
Kossuth avenue, Utica, N. Y., « as
saved front a horrible fate when death's
jaw s were almost closing upon her is
told in the follow ing statement made
by her to a reporter.
"It was soon after the birth of tnv
little boy," she said. "Three different
doctor« had done their taat for me, but
they all failed to do me any good. M v
case st-emed to be a combination < I
nervous and stomach troubles.
1 had
fainting spells, niy food did not digest
and caused me great distress. My head
felt very badly and at times I wan de
lirious. 1 lost in weight from 130 to
OS pounds, 1 had no color, my feet and
hands were cold and my limbs hud a
prickly sensation as though asleep. I
was not refresh».«! by sleep although 1
slept heavily. 1 learned of Dr. Wil
liams' Pink Pills from a published case
similar to mine that had been cured by
the pills. I took three or four l»>xes
before I was certain that I «as being
benetitted, but continued their use until
I was entirely cured.
"I am glad to recommend Dr. Wil
liams’ Pink Pills for Pale People for
they are the medicine that save-1 my
life. I do not believe that ordinary
medicine could have cured me."
Although Mrs. Tucker's was a severe
raise, Dr. Williams’ Pink Bills cured
her. Lesser troubles yield even more
readily to the potent action of this mar
velous medicine. Not only will these j
pills cure cares similar to Mr». Tuck- I
er’s, but they have been proven to be
an unfailing specific for such diseases
as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis,
St. Vitus’ Dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
rheumatism, nervous headache, after
effects of grip, of fevers and of other
gcute di wares, palpitation of the
heart, pale and sallow complexions
and all forms of weakness either in
male or female. Dr. Williams’ Pink
Pills for Pale People are sold by all
dealers, or will lie rent postpaid on re
ceipt of price, fifty cents a box, or aix
boxes for two dollars and a half (they
are never sold in bulk or by the hun
dred) by addressing Dr. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
They act directly on the blood and
nerves. Avoid imitations; substitutes
never cured anybody.
A Cinch.
The Rons—No I must have a married
man for this position.
Applicant—Just keep it open for an
hour. It’s easier to get married than
it is to get a job.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
CARTERS
w»v
CURE SICK HEADACHE
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N. D
No. «
1WOT.
HBN writing to advertisers pisase
aseutloa this pepar.
W
teod Ivxurl«« lor Soldir»
Ail Europoan armlen have i-ertalii
extras weeljly in the way of (-««I
Sugar is given in Englaml and Frame,
two gallolifl ol ls-er tn Ifitssla, half a
gallon of wino in Italy, three |»iumls of
tl«li tn Spain, and five ounroa id butter
in Belgium.
i
I. « . luis allainml the great »K« „( J,'
vi o» having I«, h |», ril lh 1; hm
1
I» an ardent Irn-ii.l (., |',.t,..„ ,
<i ■ -I« "i H in ii- followi, .■ |WIB! ***
"During my lung li(„ | have "kh„w.
a great many remedio. f„r
'
ra-l la, catarrh and illarrh-«,
. ( I
always sup)« ...| tin ... «I!,
t„'|
•Ml. i. nt .1. . , M, bu) I
Irwin Dr. Hartman's
t|1#l () i
affo. Ilona aro tim »um« ull,| .
erly eultal catarrh.
"Aa for Dr Hartman's rem.«^ p*.
runa. I have I uik I it t,> b>- the j»ù "<
not the r.uly rellal.ln r,.11M,|, (1„ ,/
All Plan»«A
Teacher—An island is a l»»lv of
land i-ntiroly surrounded by wot :«»r.
Take t'nbq, for Instance.
Tommy—My pa »ay» that's wliat we
"Peruns lias been mv «tanj-h«
are going to du te-fore we get through
for many vesra. and I ntlrlLu'r nd
— Boston Herald.
good health and my •«treme
----- «{( ’
to this remedy. Il exactly
-•--"y niecti
all my requirements."
h«v«r H«srd of It.
"I baio conio tu n iy up n n •innwt
Amazed and I h-11 g I, I «« I Foreigner ( his
first view <d Niagara Fall»)—Why IMMI entirely fur the mativ little th
w l.iflll I lived II lu i n<- | I. Ili
«ve» m > tar from Buff.-vlo*
Native-—Great tanti, mieter!
How ta e»p«icl*lly valuable to old
could wo move it any i-l.us-r to Buffa! loT
Foreigner— llow?
F.oa wi not a
part of see Pan-Aim-man Exp
sin-eon?—L'liii ago Tribune.
Rfwtstd SHuatio«»
Sid««how I k >««I|».
“Yei»,
fellow, the inarrle»! him
"The amile»» wonder I» a cute one.”
to reform him.”
"W hat’s lie lawn up to now?'*
••w.’ir ’
"Sent a specimen <>! bls writing,
"And now he's got bis hands (ull done with hi» toe», t» a woman who
trying to reform her.”'—Denver Timos. niakr» a buslne»» of reading chara, tor
Iff
tn hl» » r- 'Jun ,? gíScl,
fr<>n> hand writing. But »he a as rute,
Nrn«) Ittf
MatchsdL
too. She wrote backthat ho must lai
Mr. Drinker—1 »»nt a blue necktie left bandeil."—Philadelphia liullctili. Our Ccmplete Annual Cats-
to match my eye*.
logue for 1902, FHEEl
Salesman—l'iu sorry, »ir, but we are
just out of blue ties; but I can «s'il you
tuie to match your nose.’’
The Fai mer's First Profit
WET WEATHER WISDOM!
«
;
T he oqkbnal
David Ducoualtd.
Sunday School Teacher —
Johhny, whom, more than any
I AMtit II miv » »> 'll
LAMBERSON
D«t«i«d.
CLOTHINC
‘•What’mkes the actor critici»«
no severely?
•'My dear »ir," an»»rred Storming
ton Barne». "he ho,».» to make people
say it i» pr"frs»i<>nnl jealousy, thereby
conveying the impression that he is in
my class.
Washington Star.
BL ACK oe >tltun
TAKE NO JUWTHUTU
CATALOGUE5 Fttt
LL liNE OP AAiKtNTJ AND HAT 5
A
Makin* th« Punuhmtnl Fit Crim*.
Mrs. IV round hop«-lr«»ly)—Mortimer,
I cannot make Willie mind.
Mr. Itorvum (sternly)—Willie, do as
f >ur mother wishes or I a ill make yon
go and sit in a cosy curiu-r."—Brook
lyn Eagle.
The Farmer
Tlie Gardener
and
The HouMwif
WILL KELP YOU DRY
NOTHING CL5E WILL
j tow re co
boston mass
*•
d .
SCHOOLS ANO COLLEGES.
M.riniYa co
OelfulL MU h.
Th* Clouds of Doubt
"He ha* told me that he loved me,”
said the fair girl, "but I don't know
whether to marry him or not."
p u y h c i •» /« y___________ y/j
"1 am sure be dm*» his lient to tall
the truth. But, you w-e, be works in
the weather bureau —Washington Star. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Ortgon,
Ve» Year Pcioluthint
rak a
ina
How It« K<pt I p.
"Well, Hilly, how did ramping go?”
Pan giva von
"Oh, ull right; I dipped "ti to tito Hrirgir«. i'low«.
farm bouses around now and then and Win-mill» and
got a square rm-al on the sly."
Maehinery. noe
Selling mv gmsls. I'i.-| r--'it». No«
petii-nce. '»« pl»n V r ts I »r rirrn sr.
Ink B >a f i»I. f ittlsn I. fir.
tb« be»t tarrain» la
Hollers sod Engine».
Pumtw ani Geier»
na iieloro miving.
Keeley Cure
»«.<• r»ne( troni Unse«- opinai •*( uiuw
»»MIA •»»'! let tariwul«r»v<
Soolow l»»lll.i* Meved
«in Willi»«.
Itele? ititiiite
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