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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (May 23, 1926)
OFFICIAL PAPER FOR Till? ITT A M A TVf MF WQ KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON CITY OF KLAMATH' FALLS IVJLirVlVlrV 1 II iHEj YY O SUNDAY, MAY 23. 1926. An Independent Republican Newspaper Conducted in the Interests of All Klamath County: Without Guile. Subsidy or Perfidy "Let ua have faith that that faith let ut to the end understand it." Abraham For Klamath County Constant Work Necessary for Whole Community Klamath Falls and Klamath County are not isolated entities, any more than the indi viduals that make up their population. Just as it is necessary for individuals to make known their wants to each other in order to have them satisfied, so it is necessary for Klamath Falls and Klamath county to make known to the state, the Pacific coast, and the whole country what it has to sell and what it wants. Klamath County has timber, lots of it. Klamath Ccunty has wonderful farm lands awaiting settlement. . Klamath County has scenery of more than unusual character. Klamath County is undergoing a remarkable development and offers great opportunities to the newcomer who possesses constructive enterprise. Klamath County has needs, too, of capital, industries, public buildings, gov ernmental aid of varioug kinds, as well as settlers. These things are true, but they will not do much good unless they are made known. To make the voice of the city and county articulate, to make known to the world what we want in exchange, and to better concen trate our own energies, all require organiza tion. Such an organization is the chamber of commerce. The annual report of its pres ident, just made public, is sufficient proof that the local chamber is fulfilling its mission. Now For Both Winners and Losers Babies will be given a respite from poli ticians' kisses, matrons will receive less fre quent assurances of their youth and beauty from aspiring candidates courting their favor at the polls, and the voter's hand, weary and limp from the many fervent political hand clasps of the past few weeks, will be permit ted to regain its normal size and appearance. (The election is over, and we can all settle down to real business until November ap proaches. The new charter was swamped, so it is up to the present city government to carry on. If the spirit of co-operation for the good of the city that has been recently manifested con tinues, the city can thrive and prosper. jTo the successful candidates The News extends congratulations, with sincere hopes that they will continue to live up to the prom ises made in the primary campaign. Speaking of the abolition of capital pun ishment, the gangmen appear to have taken over the function 'of the state anyway. Dur ham Sun. The right name for the new British prin cess is worrying England, but it's a cinch it isn't worrying the princess any. Indianapolis News. right make might, and in dare to do our duty at we Lincoln. Work Smiling vtith Election Past Its Apple a. . . 1 1 wi:w. lORENCB SMUTM VlMCUtT O Pearls Before Swine "Quick, sonny! Grab the seat before the lady gets it!" And sonny "grabbed." Ducking under the elbow of the weary woman turning in gratitude toward prospective tem porary relief for aching muscles and ragged nerves, the youngster plumped his elgbt or nine years of sturdy solidity into the one empty seat in -the crowded car. And from this Ill-won point of vantage he followed the example of his mother and gazed stolidly ahead, careless of years or sex that should have entitled others to the comfort he neither needed nor deserved. Like mother, like son! There they sat, side by side, faces Im passive save for the faint smirk about their mouths that betrayed their satisfaction iu the boy's dex terity and their fellow traveler's discomfiture. Maternal love should be and al , most always is the most beautiful thing in the world. But It over shoots its mark when It fosters selfiHhness, greed, indifference, cruelty; it minuses its power when 1t encourages the young ob jects it its devotion to go into training for hogs. Hog is not a pretty word, but that Is exactly what the mother in question was raising her son to be a "seat hog" with whom we are all familiar and whom we all so heartily detest. Older grown, that dexterous youth will be the man who In his mad rush for the open door, bowls over his less husky fel lows; the man who will occupy two seats 1n the car, one for himself and one for his elbows; the man who will hide behind his newspaper from the lame, the halt and the blind, fearful lent public opinion, expresKeil in scorn ful glances, might force him to seat-sacrifice. Unfortunately there are In our midst certain swine, a strange species nf creature who walk up Blossom Time in ISA right on two feet and wear the features and 'the habiliments of man. And before these swlno the city and the town casts it pearls pearls in the form of public parks, pavilions, piers and beaches. Go with the crowd any holiday afternoon to any recreation spot and linger there until hey leave and then look about you. You'll see the ground literally "papered" with comic sheets and pictorial supplements. Banana peels, or ange skins, peanut shucks, egg shells all the "leftovers" of the picnic (tho only legitimate Inst resting place of which Is the gar bage pall) strew the grass and the sands. And you'll find your disposition to linger in tho- cool of evening vanishing, not alone because so much beauty has be come unsightly, but because it has become unsanitary, sometimes unsavory as well. There are decent people In our land, millions of them, and their, pleasure Is more Mian marred, it' is actually destroyed, by the gross carelessness of those who are of the species swine. In the major ity, the decent people suffer be cause of the unspeakable selfish ness of the inferior few. Dr. William Itnriiaday, director of New York city's zoological park, came out the other day and most emphatically denounced the "disorderly human beings", who defile the public parks, an1 his denunciation was well merited, as any one who had seen line gar den on a certain late Sunday afternoon would have agreed. What shall he done to those offenders who take the merry out of merry-making is up to the courts to decide. Our business Is wllh ourselves. At least we can restrict our own actions when they Infririge upon the rights of others; ran get straight in our own mluds the difference between liberty and license; can refuse to run Willi I he herd of swlno. - X. , - Y r-i.VJ .l a - .v.-, HMrti' 1'!.. List . .. k . . M .'.TT.r"-. YiV Normandy 1 Dinner Stories The chairman of the gas com pany was making a popular ad dress. "Think of the good the gas company hus done." ha cried. "If I were permitted a pun, I would say In tho words of the immortal poet, 'Honor tho-llght brigade.1" Voice of a nnsumer from tho audience: "Oh, what a chargo they made!" A young lawyer, pleading his first case, had been retained by a farmer to prosecute a railway company fur killing 24 hogs. Ho wanted to Impress the Jury with the magnitude of the injur)-. "Twenty-four hogs, gentlemen. Twenty-four; twice the numher there are in the Jury box." A visitor calling on nn Irishman who had Ihe credit of being an ardent partisan at political meet ings said, "What's that. Mike, that you have In the gluss rase?" "Oh! that's the brick 1 got agin my heud at the last election." "Oh!, and what's that little , flower on the top of It for?" ' "Thai's the flower from the j gravo of the man that threw It." j When Ihe colored couple wore being married by Ihe clergyman, j and iho words, "love, honor and j obey" wero spoken, tho brldo- I i groom interrupted: "Head that again, null! Head It 1 once moh, so's de lady kin ketch ile full solemn If oh de nieanln'. I'se been married befoh." AUICA, May 2:. (United News) Ilcglstrutlon of voters to par- ticlpate In the Tacna-Arica plebis cite ordered by President Coolldgej as arbitrator, was concluded Friday, j The registration was held des pite the official refusal of. Peru to take uny part in Its management J cr to approve It. It resulted In , the following figures, which are! now virtually complete; Total voters 6898 : voters In Arha, 'SSfil: voters In Turna, 2645! I oters rejected, 68. j Ten iViys are now allowed for any appeals ngulnst the manner In which Ihe registration waa handled. j Chilean newspapers in Ihe pleb iscitary territory are opposing any settlement except that which car lies out tho original plan of Presi dent Coolldge's award. Snappy Folder Now Broadcast ' Showing literary ability on the part of the writer and attractively letting forth farts of one of the! recent sub-tllvlslous near Klamath' Falls, th folder gollen nut by the Allan McCuuili advertising agency for Walton. Wright and company, realtors, U winning attention. Ten Ihuusnnd copies, printed by I lie W. O. Bmlih prlut shop are being sent all over the country. Following Is part of the statement an til folder, primed In orange ami black ou eronm puper: "Served by on main Hue Inter state railroad and with on other existing rail line and two proposed lines converging in Its bonndarlrs, Klamath Falls la the hub In this "empire awukunlng." "Klamath Falls' phenonoinenal awakening and growth challenges comp:trivn. Its score of saw niills. employing many hundreds of men. are. Increasing and constantly ex panding; its half dixen huge hot factories, runnlug one, two or three hirts to supply the California fruit box demand, bring Into Klamath each year upwards of f IJ.uOO.OUU to be distributed In pay rolls and general prosperity; 'farming pursuits are especially renuuieoitlve, since the Immense Irrigation systems eliminate I he risk of crop failure. "Especially of Interest to home seekers are th thriving churches nf practlrally rvery denomination, and! the comprehensive school system. In which Klnmsth Fulls lukes purdnn alile pride. A large new public school building, adding In the six' already In use. was dedicated hi .March. 19:18. "Klamath falls U fast adding new and diversified Industries which etabtllso and even up the payrull. and absorb the slight soasonal slack ening of tho lumber Industry. The tremendous increase In population assures profitable openings for busi nesses and professions for a long time to eonie. Because 'Klumalh Falls' Is on the lips of thousands, does not Imply thut this Is a sec ond 'Florida.' For in Klamath, real j Industrial opportunity awaits, not I founded on speculative and real s- late Inflations. 1 "Ideally located, with respect to ' access by train or auto, seven mln i utes' ride from the Industrial or business districts; gentle slope, of fering unsurpassed view and ade quate drainage; , completely served by irrigation; soil la undeuiably the beat mellow, sandy-loan to bu found In the county: located near the principal automobile ar'eary. The Dulles-California highway, which la rapidly becoming a closely built-up revidenro and Industrial section." Homudnln was opened In Jntiu ary by tho Walton Wright com pany. SCHOOL BOY TAKES CUSHMAN DAM KEYS TO NATIONAL HEAD H BATTLE. May 22. (United Press) The waters of Cushman dam will be released Monduy after- I noon by President t'oolldge wllh a huge key which James Mnsolf, Ta coma high school boy has takcu to Washington. f Mosolf arrived there today, ac cording to a special Washington dis patch to the Seattle Times. Young Mosolf is being whisked about Washington ia a round of en tertainment. NO ILL AFTER EFFECTS Puts the Teeth to Sleep and There Is No Hurt Is the dontal anesthetic lie luxe. Sensitive nerves and tender teeth bold no lorrors for this wondor-fluld that is robbing dentistry of Its pain. When you are In need of dentistry, and waut GOOD dentistry comfortably done, come to this office. Kxper itneo for yourself Ihe wondor ful satisfaction of having your teeth extracted or repaired this Incomparably modern way. Examination Are Free 0. J. JOHNSON, Dentist. WINTERS BLDG. Kntranr Next to Pine Tree i. Theatre. . Phone 11H3. NEIGHBOR STATE TRIES OUT.PLAN FOR DRY ACTION Nation Watche. Experiment in California of New Method to Enforce KAN FIIASI'ISI'H. May !J t fulled I'm, I Northern Callfor nla today became the nation' 1 lug ground In a new plan for light ening prohibition enforcement. I'uder authorisation from Presi dent t'uolldge. t'olonul Neil Uroen, federal prohibitum administrator for northern California and Nevada, drufted Ihe tlrsl rough outline of a plan for the enlargement of his en forcement suuad by addition of "dollur a year" ageuts. (,-t Kollom Adoption of Ihe plan by the rest of the ceuntry depends upon Its success In tills district. The aiilliorliatlnii signed today by ('resident I'oolldga railed for In auguration of Ihe plan throughout Iha country. I'rotesis from vsrlous senators was followed by announce ment by Assistant Secretary of th Troasury Andrews that tho plan would first rerelvn a trial In nr them California, llealltlng that the purpose of the plan would be de feated by ihe protesia It might in cur, Colonel tiroen made cautious advancement In his plan of pro cedure, lkllar-a-Ycar "I will appoint Ilia special agents slowly, and only In localities where th district attorneys or sheriffs have specifically asked for them," bo declared. "I will appoint them principally from the rank ot dep uty sheriffs. ' I expect to her bo difficulty." bo said, "la enlisting their services." The auxiliary force of "dollar-,-yesr" agema la litis district will number between 10 and 49 when appointments have been completed. Colonel Green, said. Northern California was selected for the trial due to the fact that the plan was first suggested by Col ouel Green. II.W.I, iiMH ITM.MAN, Wash.. May 11. (Lulled I'ress) Washington State's baseball team was defeated Batur day by the Whitman nine la a fast game on lingers flsld. The score was 8 'to 5. KLAMATH VAI.LF.Y HOHP1TAL. The cost of reliable hospital car la maternity will be from 150. to II. adv. 24 XOT1CK KIH I'UUI.UIATION Department of the Interior, IT. S. Land Office at Lakevlew. Ore. April 28, 19:. NOTICE la hereby given that Ned Connolly, of Dorris, California, who, on October 20, 124, made Home stead Entry Act June , 12, No. 0.12320. for NWUNWH, Section 2, Township 4 IS., llange 7E.. Wtl. Ismette Meridian, has filed pr. n of Intention to make Three Year Proof, lo estobllsh claim to tile hind ubovo described, before Bart C. Thomas, V. S. Commissioner, at Klamath Falls. Oregon, on the 15th day nf June. 1920. ' Claimant namea as witnesses; l)av, M. Sloits, r.rl Jnnrs, Frank Mullen and Alfred O. Cum mlngs. all of Dorris, California. F. P. MOHT., A30 M.10 Inc. Iteglsler. Office 6IS Mala M. Khunath Falls, Ore. ' Phone 090; Office Stage Depot. Medford, Ore, Phone Soo. TRAVEL nr MOTOR STAOH SWIFTLY SAFELY COMFORTABLY Br tb nowAitn aniMES BTAGK9 To Ashland Medford Portland . Marsbfleld Direct Connection at Junction With Pickwick Stage to All Point! Soma TIU'NKH VOW, CALIFORNIA See us. we handle. Folders mailed on reaueat HTOPOVKTt at any point on Pickwick System, Fare Klamath Falls to: Ashland .-.......,.., I i ?& Heddlng z' l:o Racratnenlo 13 TO Ban Francisco ,' ij'09 Ixm Angelet .................... j'g Ban Diego , in ft. Bun Joso Ti gi K Centro ZZZ it'll Leaving Time Medford. , 10.U J. ra., 1:80 p. m.; Klamath FalU, a, m., 1:00 and 1:45 p. m. 8 urn hcatori (teltuM husse L