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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 1, 1925)
OFFICIAL PAPER CITY OF KLAMATH "Let ui hare faith that that faith let ut to the end understand it" Abraham Klamath Kartoons Draw Your Gun Word Picture Cartoonists could create fun and thought for the great Klamath country, heaps of it. There is sufficient material to drive a cartoon ist crazy with joy. If Klamath Falls had an engraving establishment to make the cuts the cartoonists could not be kept away. In other words, if we had some eggs, we'd have some ham and eggs if we had some ham. How- ever- A cartoon will suggest itself. The idea can be set down as a word picture. " Thus: STILL GIKSSIXG T. P. Henderson of K. D. Co., with whiskers a foot lone, scratching his head before the ruins of Carthage. Same La beled 1S50. H. K. THE TROUT LIES Leah Smith of O. A. A. A . telling tourists the worst fish ing spots in the country while local fish fans listen and chor tle. N. 0. Ideas of readers of The News will be glad ly accepted. But please do not make these too poignant. Fun making for purpose of prog ress only will be permissible. Sign your name to your contribution. Initials only will , be used. Address: Cartoon Editor. Two-Gun Men Wanted Also Some With Was a time when two-gun men were not considered desirable members of a commun ity. Later the nice kind of hip-shootin' sons-of-gun3 like Bill Hart were invited to the movies where they made real bandits blush for shame. Just now the California Oregon Power company is engaged in importing gun men into the great Klamath country two-gun men at that. The headlines of their advertisement appearing in a recent number of the "Oregon Voter" say so. Their ads are making the great Klamath country so inviting that modern day gun art ists couldn't be kept away after seeing them. These ads make up the minds of gun men. In fact, they do everything but furnish the transportation.' And this is, many believe, one of the most powerful forms of advertising for this com munity. Sportsmen and vacationists are usu ally the right sort. Many of them plan to settle in the country. Those that come and go spread the tidings to the world that Klamath is a good place in which to live. o Street Repairs Be it known to all that Klamath's streets are being repaired. Great holes in the pave ments that have been outraging the feelings of the citizenry, inducing kidney complaints, and wrecking autos, are being smoothed over. It does seem that Klamath's pavements' wear out fast on the under side. But thanks to the city fathers for this mark of consideration to the public. FOR FALLS An Independent Republican Xempaper Conducted i right makes might, and in dare to do our duty aa we Lincoln. COIVO INTERFERENCE R. E. Bradbury and A. E. Thomas, skirts tangled in pow er lines, are fighting. Doth are about to topple In a ditch. 'Lum" Short wants to catch theni, but is held oft by grin ning Jacob. W. C. D. DON'T WE HAVE FIX! The small bora of the coun tv court stand agape after having spilled Pa Taxpayer's pail oi m:ik. W. T. L. Rod And Reel 1 THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS i i ;' f HEY! You're STzk 5UPP05E0TO, BE HOME L 1 : J i Sunny Dick Says Lanks Do you suppose the name; ot Linkville cemetery wll ever be changed to Klamath? ' j Hanks No; the people there are too slow. The president and many lossrr persons hnve complained about picnickers leaving lunch debris on and around the monument to the Unknown Soldier, and about tho Grant's Tomb Handball Club ply ing their nefarious game against tho side of the resting place of tho great bones of that general. Well, never let the Ideall.ils say of U) materialists that our ears rub to gether we are so narrow minded. Some of our number do sometimes carry things a shade too far. McDonald. Noted British Labor Leader, Talks on Lacarno Pact. Judging by past performances It doesn't follow that he knows any thing about It. . To forestall further gifts at Thanksgiving it was announced that the White House already had four turkeys on hand. The bones would be distributed to the dogs around the White House. Itepuii llcans assert that the next day they saw democrats who looked as If the supply of bones had run short. What an athletic nation we'd be Is we developed our chests as highly as we do our stomachs. Woman Gangster Arrested by Chicago Poflce as Active Member of liomblng Gang Tolls All. Now if you don't think a woman liilk loo much you don't havo to take my word for It. Ask any member of that gang. Coal Strike Near Settlement. This Indicates that the coal mine owners have sold all their sum mer's accumulation of coal at double prices and the. miners have eaten up the fund the? union had provided for the strike. THU ONLY I'LKASl'KK THAT MATT KIM The masses think of pleasure In terms of moving pictures, Jack in the Intent, , Ml Ktama Count Without Guile. Stepping on His Toes IMupsey. Ice cream nula. and t!ie ' funny papers, but the win- know that the only pleasure of any Im portance oro the pleasures of the mini). , Anil the pleasures of fi mind turn chlcfiy on th-power of the mind. S l!eraiio of this our happiness d prndn to a great degree np in what we are. our Individuality, while our lot or d"tlny Is aken to mean only what we have, our reputation. This la why Coclhe says thn. every n.un, whether he occupies a low poltlo.i in llf, or emerges as Its victor. loBUfles to personality as the greatest factor in happi ness. 1il!(li'.n's notorial "rn:s Word Puzzle raw I'll Running Across. Word 1. In the pirturot Word 4. To permit to enter. Word G. A word havinir nenrlj the same meaning aa another. Running Down. Word 2. A country in Europe, Word 3. Trimly neat, smart. J YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE ' A.NSWKKKD. Vj 1 i l'i 11 Dinner Stories Wendell I'hllllps was traveling through Ohio once when hs fell in with a car full of ministers re turning from a convention. Ona of the ministers, a southerner from Kentucky, was naturally not very cordlul to the opinions of the great abolitionist and set out to embarrass I'hllllps. So, before the group of ministers, he said: "You are Wendell Phillips, ore you not?" "Yes," answered the great abo litionist. "And you are trying to free tho niggers, aren't you?" "Yes. sir; I am." "Well, why do you preach your doctrines up here? Why don't you no over Into Kentucky?" "Kxruse me, are you a preach er?" "I am, sir." "Are you trying to save souls from hill?" "Yes. sir; that Is my business." "Well, why don't you go there then?" asked Phillips. A minister, llko his fnlber bo fore him. had often officiated at marriage ceremonies, hut this was his first experience at giving away (h brliln. Ho was In a devout mood; Ills Hi ii re h was small, his salary mea ger and his family numerous. This (laughter had been especially ex pensive. "Who glveth this woman io bo married t0 this man?" droned the preacher. fiently fnhor vlumX (h() slender hand of the bride In that of lite eiulmrrastu.il groom. "Tuke her. my ,y," 10 . claimed, his fnce aglow. "It Is more blessed In give than to ro celvo." To Elbert II. f;nrryi , hpd f United Htntes Bteel rorpora 'ln. is credited the most apt reply " a question of stock valuo. "" y think steel stocks will -IP or down?" n woman looking '" "surn thing" lo ,,,, nee asked him. "Vcs," wss (he reply, "I think '-r will. They rarely stand still nl they can't go sldewlsol" Subsidy or Perfidy Publishers Column ' Today a bright boy of The News circulation department la to be presented with tho biggest, bright est flashlight In town. Incident ally this flashlight, besides shoot lug a strong white beam that rould be seen as far away as Ml. Hhnsta, has green and red auxil iary lights. Uoaht A youngster could run a boat at night with a light like thatgreen for star board and red for port, Nolan Arnelt, carrier ou Route No. 1, Is to be awarded this super flashlight. It Is the prise given for the best carrier of this news paper for the month of Novomber. Nolan had soma Hose competition for honors, but he finished with a substantial lead. The carrier boys are an Integral part ot the running of a newspa per. Most of them are worthy and willing, just like grown folks, and the monthly prlto given by the I circulation department la for the purpose of further encouraging them. Their monetary reward Is In proportion to the services ren dered. That Is to say that ti la attractive, but modest. Hut some of the boys, ilnrn' em, are Just like a lot of their elders. Not having learned the satisfac tion that comes from duly well performed, they try to slide by with their work In the easiest pos sible manner. There la an Incul cated sense of responsibility sadly lacking In their make-up. They are good or fair on bright, sun shiny days, but not so good when winter comes. e It requires a world of patience to deal with a small boy. It re quires tact to keep him In.plred to do his beat. He ran be easily discouraged, and such a boy la at his worst. As lung as a boy Is trying he la worth while. Ills roursged that boy Is useless. e Many successful men carried newspaper routes throughout the years of their youth. The kid' that can get out of a warm bed and trudgo through rain or snow during the dark of a winter's morning, carrying with him a heavy bundle of papera, lias got good stuff In him. lie Is not go ing to be trod under foot all his II to. e Mill for this month our hats aro off to Nolan Arnett. It Is easy to know the rharactor of this lad without ever having eecn him. There is plenty In tho world from which ho may choose. W. H. TUB AKTKIINOON TKA A teaspoon of raspberry Jelly dropped Into each cup before hot tea la poured Into It will give a mysterious aroma and flavor. After boiling salt beef, leave two or three carrots III Ills Mould until cold. Tho rnrrols will ab sorb the salt and tho Iliiiid ran he used for soup. 1. B. If. Rlevenson, secretary of The Klamath News Publishing company, depose and say that tho following ore Ihe holders of the entire Issue of capital slock of Tho Klnmath News Publishing company, a corporation: IIYKON IMMtl) NATK OTTKItltKIN WALT Kit HTItDNACII II. II. HTKVKNHON. That no others are financially Interested In any manner whatso ever; that no person other than those named above, no corpora tion, no company, nor any Indiv idual or Individuals have any fi nancial Interest In any manner In The Klamath News Publishing company. Further that no cor poration, no company, nor any Individual other than thoae above named has any control over tho policies of this newspaper In any manner whatsoever. Any state ments to the contrary, either Im plied or otherwlso, are false and misleading. It. H. STEVENSON. Borretnry, Klnmntli News Pub- llshltig company. Attest: .Walter West, notary public In and for Klamath county, Oregon. My commission expires Fobrunry 2. 12. Hearth " RiMI K.tTH o J IMrUh-TEasi-J --ra l,'-Mr..no,pB, ti f a. Wkn( ' mr Botbtt. K tiled, my b,r drinking. lk,4ol)( I know of to itp Uli completely ,(1(el And I hana'iu,,. used lo hs.frrtJ . the others tlru. Ti, J qui u trin , ttlrls. Pleas. i4tw fc TltOll first, talk to rr a he la totwr, aa kt j Hand that hit ,nib you much oohiwu to bis finer slot, p., since your tmithtr'i , all that yoa ksit ka and that rot lets' I, you over tho putiUm, this falls, till ywu superlntendsst ot arks I am sure, htlp jm. that authorities ukiyi to save yon free, tr:ti let;!. No doskt y too worried ow conduct lo say tlun things that hum Ions. When os hm bliger iproblem, u i work ItsHf oat. s a i WANTS TO MttTU wiiti nmix Dear Mrs. Thoaai j a young maa taiiii I am not aroualiiSg we hare no mie"f came over to st on an errand uC .speak to him ttakk ed not to see at 3bs It was shyaat 11 should 1 tako lotutaf II I'nless yoa tux us llevlng that lbs jMsj tereslrd in y I"! In your Uteri. It proper for yoo toast' If you are sari It " Is holding kla ssti would he doss f convention t IbfcB1 Ing a brief ' call. . TIIKI..MA: I tii-1 In pulling o rts I"' are older. ' Whrl M si-lent wlti their I""" tell them poll'''""" elate their liflUlWM you are not lee Is ' And you cos ke 1 jejitlona of IMI'" open to question. s Hill ItKCIPK rlffl IH-ar Mrs. Thompws: 1 ters from the lonely flrbf been publlshlM ' merit Interest ' a word or Iwo ! am 20 yoars oWn"""1 say I hsre " " Kven when I laid to three snd . W There was always , ,o do Ihal kept m fi"i lonely. One's birpWM most In the lhWH be happy on. Ho I thin or ot"'" I en. hsPPT. I , der If tho f find my happlne"'' j ba.py- WfI",i then I. . .mil.. J girl, do Ihl. ther"'", lonely. Pineapple. l"r ed, IS bom tuti The juM onll' that help. "'-8,t"!Vrf also furnishes 'j the regiilnlloittfV
