OFFICIAL PAPER
CITY OF KLAMATH
"Let ui hare faith that
that faith let ut to the end
understand it" Abraham
Klamath Kartoons
Draw Your Gun Word Picture
Cartoonists could create fun and thought
for the great Klamath country, heaps of it.
There is sufficient material to drive a cartoon
ist crazy with joy. If Klamath Falls had an
engraving establishment to make the cuts the
cartoonists could not be kept away. In other
words, if we had some eggs, we'd have some
ham and eggs if we had some ham. How-
ever-
A cartoon will suggest itself. The idea
can be set down as a word picture. " Thus:
STILL GIKSSIXG
T. P. Henderson of K. D. Co.,
with whiskers a foot lone,
scratching his head before the
ruins of Carthage. Same La
beled 1S50. H. K.
THE TROUT LIES
Leah Smith of O. A. A. A .
telling tourists the worst fish
ing spots in the country while
local fish fans listen and chor
tle. N. 0.
Ideas of readers of The News will be glad
ly accepted. But please do not make these too
poignant. Fun making for purpose of prog
ress only will be permissible. Sign your name
to your contribution. Initials only will , be
used. Address: Cartoon Editor.
Two-Gun Men Wanted
Also Some With
Was a time when two-gun men were not
considered desirable members of a commun
ity. Later the nice kind of hip-shootin' sons-of-gun3
like Bill Hart were invited to the
movies where they made real bandits blush
for shame.
Just now the California Oregon Power
company is engaged in importing gun men
into the great Klamath country two-gun men
at that. The headlines of their advertisement
appearing in a recent number of the "Oregon
Voter" say so.
Their ads are making the great Klamath
country so inviting that modern day gun art
ists couldn't be kept away after seeing them.
These ads make up the minds of gun men.
In fact, they do everything but furnish the
transportation.'
And this is, many believe, one of the most
powerful forms of advertising for this com
munity. Sportsmen and vacationists are usu
ally the right sort. Many of them plan to
settle in the country. Those that come and go
spread the tidings to the world that Klamath
is a good place in which to live.
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Street Repairs
Be it known to all that Klamath's streets
are being repaired. Great holes in the pave
ments that have been outraging the feelings of
the citizenry, inducing kidney complaints, and
wrecking autos, are being smoothed over. It
does seem that Klamath's pavements' wear out
fast on the under side. But thanks to the city
fathers for this mark of consideration to the
public.
FOR
FALLS
An Independent Republican Xempaper Conducted
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right makes might, and in
dare to do our duty aa we
Lincoln.
COIVO INTERFERENCE
R. E. Bradbury and A. E.
Thomas, skirts tangled in pow
er lines, are fighting. Doth
are about to topple In a ditch.
'Lum" Short wants to catch
theni, but is held oft by grin
ning Jacob. W. C. D.
DON'T WE HAVE FIX!
The small bora of the coun
tv court stand agape after
having spilled Pa Taxpayer's
pail oi m:ik. W. T. L.
Rod And Reel
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THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
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Sunny Dick Says
Lanks Do you suppose the
name; ot Linkville cemetery wll
ever be changed to Klamath? ' j
Hanks No; the people there
are too slow.
The president and many lossrr
persons hnve complained about
picnickers leaving lunch debris on
and around the monument to the
Unknown Soldier, and about tho
Grant's Tomb Handball Club ply
ing their nefarious game against
tho side of the resting place of tho
great bones of that general. Well,
never let the Ideall.ils say of U)
materialists that our ears rub to
gether we are so narrow minded.
Some of our number do sometimes
carry things a shade too far.
McDonald. Noted British Labor
Leader, Talks on Lacarno Pact.
Judging by past performances It
doesn't follow that he knows any
thing about It. .
To forestall further gifts at
Thanksgiving it was announced
that the White House already had
four turkeys on hand. The bones
would be distributed to the dogs
around the White House. Itepuii
llcans assert that the next day
they saw democrats who looked as
If the supply of bones had run
short.
What an athletic nation we'd
be Is we developed our chests as
highly as we do our stomachs.
Woman Gangster Arrested by
Chicago Poflce as Active Member
of liomblng Gang Tolls All. Now
if you don't think a woman liilk
loo much you don't havo to take
my word for It. Ask any member
of that gang.
Coal Strike Near Settlement.
This Indicates that the coal mine
owners have sold all their sum
mer's accumulation of coal at
double prices and the. miners have
eaten up the fund the? union had
provided for the strike.
THU ONLY I'LKASl'KK THAT
MATT KIM
The masses think of pleasure In
terms of moving pictures, Jack
in the Intent, , Ml Ktama Count Without Guile.
Stepping on His Toes
IMupsey. Ice cream nula. and t!ie '
funny papers, but the win- know
that the only pleasure of any Im
portance oro the pleasures of the
mini). ,
Anil the pleasures of fi mind
turn chlcfiy on th-power of the
mind. S
l!eraiio of this our happiness
d prndn to a great degree np in
what we are. our Individuality,
while our lot or d"tlny Is aken
to mean only what we have, our
reputation.
This la why Coclhe says thn.
every n.un, whether he occupies a
low poltlo.i in llf, or emerges as
Its victor. loBUfles to personality
as the greatest factor in happi
ness. 1il!(li'.n's notorial
"rn:s Word Puzzle
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Running Across.
Word 1. In the pirturot
Word 4. To permit to enter.
Word G. A word havinir nenrlj
the same meaning aa another.
Running Down.
Word 2. A country in Europe,
Word 3. Trimly neat, smart.
J YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
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Dinner Stories
Wendell I'hllllps was traveling
through Ohio once when hs fell in
with a car full of ministers re
turning from a convention. Ona
of the ministers, a southerner
from Kentucky, was naturally not
very cordlul to the opinions of the
great abolitionist and set out to
embarrass I'hllllps. So, before the
group of ministers, he said:
"You are Wendell Phillips, ore
you not?"
"Yes," answered the great abo
litionist. "And you are trying to free tho
niggers, aren't you?"
"Yes. sir; I am."
"Well, why do you preach your
doctrines up here? Why don't
you no over Into Kentucky?"
"Kxruse me, are you a preach
er?" "I am, sir."
"Are you trying to save souls
from hill?"
"Yes. sir; that Is my business."
"Well, why don't you go there
then?" asked Phillips.
A minister, llko his fnlber bo
fore him. had often officiated at
marriage ceremonies, hut this was
his first experience at giving away
(h brliln.
Ho was In a devout mood; Ills
Hi ii re h was small, his salary mea
ger and his family numerous. This
(laughter had been especially ex
pensive. "Who glveth this woman io bo
married t0 this man?" droned the
preacher.
fiently fnhor vlumX (h()
slender hand of the bride In that
of lite eiulmrrastu.il groom.
"Tuke her. my ,y," 10 .
claimed, his fnce aglow. "It Is
more blessed In give than to ro
celvo." To Elbert II. f;nrryi , hpd f
United Htntes Bteel rorpora
'ln. is credited the most apt reply
" a question of stock valuo.
"" y think steel stocks will
-IP or down?" n woman looking
'" "surn thing" lo ,,,,
nee asked him.
"Vcs," wss (he reply, "I think
'-r will. They rarely stand still
nl they can't go sldewlsol"
Subsidy or Perfidy
Publishers Column
' Today a bright boy of The News
circulation department la to be
presented with tho biggest, bright
est flashlight In town. Incident
ally this flashlight, besides shoot
lug a strong white beam that
rould be seen as far away as Ml.
Hhnsta, has green and red auxil
iary lights. Uoaht A youngster
could run a boat at night with a
light like thatgreen for star
board and red for port,
Nolan Arnelt, carrier ou Route
No. 1, Is to be awarded this super
flashlight. It Is the prise given
for the best carrier of this news
paper for the month of Novomber.
Nolan had soma Hose competition
for honors, but he finished with
a substantial lead.
The carrier boys are an Integral
part ot the running of a newspa
per. Most of them are worthy and
willing, just like grown folks, and
the monthly prlto given by the I
circulation department la for the
purpose of further encouraging
them. Their monetary reward Is
In proportion to the services ren
dered. That Is to say that ti la
attractive, but modest.
Hut some of the boys, ilnrn' em,
are Just like a lot of their elders.
Not having learned the satisfac
tion that comes from duly well
performed, they try to slide by
with their work In the easiest pos
sible manner. There la an Incul
cated sense of responsibility sadly
lacking In their make-up. They
are good or fair on bright, sun
shiny days, but not so good when
winter comes.
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It requires a world of patience
to deal with a small boy. It re
quires tact to keep him In.plred
to do his beat. He ran be easily
discouraged, and such a boy la at
his worst. As lung as a boy Is
trying he la worth while. Ills
roursged that boy Is useless.
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Many successful men carried
newspaper routes throughout the
years of their youth. The kid'
that can get out of a warm bed
and trudgo through rain or snow
during the dark of a winter's
morning, carrying with him a
heavy bundle of papera, lias got
good stuff In him. lie Is not go
ing to be trod under foot all his
II to.
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Mill for this month our hats
aro off to Nolan Arnett. It Is
easy to know the rharactor of this
lad without ever having eecn him.
There is plenty In tho world from
which ho may choose. W. H.
TUB AKTKIINOON TKA
A teaspoon of raspberry Jelly
dropped Into each cup before hot
tea la poured Into It will give a
mysterious aroma and flavor.
After boiling salt beef, leave
two or three carrots III Ills Mould
until cold. Tho rnrrols will ab
sorb the salt and tho Iliiiid ran
he used for soup.
1. B. If. Rlevenson, secretary of
The Klamath News Publishing
company, depose and say that tho
following ore Ihe holders of the
entire Issue of capital slock of
Tho Klnmath News Publishing
company, a corporation:
IIYKON IMMtl)
NATK OTTKItltKIN
WALT Kit HTItDNACII
II. II. HTKVKNHON.
That no others are financially
Interested In any manner whatso
ever; that no person other than
those named above, no corpora
tion, no company, nor any Indiv
idual or Individuals have any fi
nancial Interest In any manner In
The Klamath News Publishing
company. Further that no cor
poration, no company, nor any
Individual other than thoae above
named has any control over tho
policies of this newspaper In any
manner whatsoever. Any state
ments to the contrary, either Im
plied or otherwlso, are false and
misleading.
It. H. STEVENSON.
Borretnry, Klnmntli News Pub-
llshltig company.
Attest:
.Walter West, notary public In and
for Klamath county, Oregon.
My commission expires Fobrunry
2. 12.
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he la totwr, aa kt j
Hand that hit ,nib
you much oohiwu
to bis finer slot, p.,
since your tmithtr'i ,
all that yoa ksit ka
and that rot lets' I,
you over tho putiUm,
this falls, till ywu
superlntendsst ot arks
I am sure, htlp jm.
that authorities ukiyi
to save yon free, tr:ti
let;!. No doskt y
too worried ow
conduct lo say tlun
things that hum
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bliger iproblem, u i
work ItsHf oat.
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Dear Mrs. Thoaai j
a young maa taiiii
I am not aroualiiSg
we hare no mie"f
came over to st
on an errand uC
.speak to him ttakk
ed not to see at 3bs
It was shyaat 11
should 1 tako lotutaf
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I'nless yoa tux us
llevlng that lbs jMsj
tereslrd in y I"!
In your Uteri. It
proper for yoo toast'
If you are sari It "
Is holding kla ssti
would he doss f
convention t IbfcB1
Ing a brief '
call. .
TIIKI..MA: I tii-1
In pulling o rts I"'
are older. ' Whrl M
si-lent wlti their I"""
tell them poll'''"""
elate their liflUlWM
you are not lee Is '
And you cos ke 1
jejitlona of IMI'"
open to question.
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Hill ItKCIPK rlffl
IH-ar Mrs. Thompws: 1
ters from the lonely flrbf
been publlshlM '
merit Interest '
a word or Iwo !
am 20 yoars oWn"""1
say I hsre " "
Kven when I laid to
three snd . W
There was always ,
,o do Ihal kept m fi"i
lonely. One's birpWM
most In the lhWH
be happy on.
Ho I thin or ot"'" I
en.
hsPPT. I
, der If tho f
find my happlne"'' j
ba.py- WfI",i
then I. . .mil.. J
girl, do Ihl. ther"'",
lonely.
Pineapple. l"r
ed, IS bom tuti
The juM onll'
that help. "'-8,t"!Vrf
also furnishes 'j
the regiilnlloittfV