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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 24, 1925)
KLAMATH. FALLS W TUESDAY, NOVEMRc OFFICIAL PAPER FOR PITY OF KLAMATH FALLS . . . . - x- r.,...f.,,t...f the Interxts of All Klamath County: Without Guile. Subsidy or Ptrftdy An independent nepuoucan eur - THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS "Let ut bare faith that right make might, and In that faith let ut to the end dare to do our duty M we understand it." Abraham Lincoln. Who Can Say? Dry Laxss May Yet Be Obeyed Which are most violated, the traffic or prohibition laws? County traffic officer R. E. Knowles was asked the question. It was hi3 modest opin ion that an incessant local campaign of the past several months has had its result, and that traffic conditions have been greatly improved in Klamath. Out of professional courtesy he forebore saying anything about prohibition. And this is not intimating that there are not some dry officers around these parts who mean business. "One killed, one hurt recently, though," said Knowles, laconically. He was traffic officer in Los Angeles, where folks get their skulls cracked every day. "Got three tough speeders, one sixty and two fifties," he added. He was wise in dodging the original ques tion. There is little basis of comparison be tween traffic and prohibition problems. Yet they are not altogether unrelated. Human beings have paid attention, how ever, when shown they pay with their lives for breaking the speed laws. It took a long time to get a general response to the safe driving appeal, however. ,,.., . ", Who can say the public in general will not have responded to the prohibition amendment several years hence? , And what would traffic conditions be to day with whiskey ten cents a glass at every orjier door? ! No Kick Here I . I Wrb ONE HALF OF ( 1 ,,vmk AH-H-H-f To What End Do They Work? Should Colored and White Race Mix Reviewing the efforts of lawyers in the Rhinelandor case, wherein a white man who had married a negress seeks to annul the mar riage, the ultimate issues seem to be somewhat' clouded when natural conceded ethics are taken into consideration. Briefly the case seems to sum up some thing like this: A white man is married to a negress. He seeks to annul that Vnarriage. Defense lawyers for the negress seek to prevent that annulment. Admitting there may be circumstances in connection with the case that do not reflect creditably' on the white man, the question which arises is whether it would not have been better to quietly annul the marriage and let it go at that. A marriage between a white man and a negro woman is a mesalliance, no matter what the circumstances were that brought it about. It must be fine to be so important that you can afford to speak courteously over the tele phone. o Never cuss a bonehead employe. If he had your wit, he'd have your job. Publishers Column I A city I Judged by 11 nw- ! pnira. Mirrored In the column j or the newspaper In I he aoul of I the i lly. Vice, moral, business. polltlra, III character of II r It -Urn etuud out clearly. ' 1 The newspaper Indicate If polltUal arandnl In common, That In turn shows It the rltlsens (Unit ataumhty fr proper government. K mi, there M h (,hxI school ami churches. It will bo a good place In which to live, A dr. Ira- I ble i'lii' of Hltiena will be at- trailed. I A I'ltishurt itiiiiitifarturer waa I vlnltlnK KeaMlM lie had been cu- I tertalncd and hwn all of the puHnlMlltWit f-r w.l.ih the Tuxe: ; Sound metmp ill In .luxtly famed. "1 Ilk everything about Scat- ! tie but It puUHcs." he Mid. "What do you know about our politic- th u the rely thing we haven't shown you?" be wa asked. "I have lirn reeding your p:. pent," w.i the nsner. Newspaper are cotwtarHly stud lid by proepectlv home eeeken and ettlera to learn all about a community. I'erhap the greatest factor In deciding a newcomer' Intention I whether or no th newspaper rereal the peop! already there ar happy and contented. Hearted Probkn Sunny Dick Says Alabama. Reality Dk ,A""r JWnking Shop Polish at Boiuo Party of .Wealthy Chicago Bach elor. Perhaps tie lickcr shu was accustomed to 'way down In Ala bama all luted like fihoe polish. The bouse of commoni In Lon don has approved the Locarno treaties by a vole of 375 to 13 For once all the parties agreed . 'Yea, the lamb shall He down rith the lion." But what crea tures of habit wc are. Although practically i-vrryone agreed, they debated the matter a whole day. Thomas was not a priuie favor ite with his rich un.-le. In rain did ho try to Impri-w him, but the old man was tint easily tin nrcwed. , "I n' In doa'l you li.Utk It would,, ho raih-r foolish fur n;e to marry a girl who was intellectually my inferior?" "Wcirj) than fooiinii, Thomas." was th reply. "Worse than fuu!-li.h----in.poisiMc." .- ' Dinner Stories .Cliil lit: s Ta'turiiil Cross Wiu'il l'n'V A sailor fall olf hi ahlp onto "tlm quay and Injured bio hand. A week 1 later, whett h was getting better, tie nikcd the doctor anx iously: "When this hand of mine gets well Hhnll 1 bo ahlo to play the banjo?" "Certainly you will." wild, the doctor. "Thnnk. you're a wonder." Mid the aailnr. "1 never could before." The newspapers will show If the city I governed by minion of the underworld, or If Die worst element I under control. If self seeking eiplolter ar having their day and the city la not working along the line) of genuine devel opment and progress, the newspa per will give ample evidence of lbs vltuatlon. ' Hiwpoiriblllty of a newspaper to a community I heavy. It can not guard Its column .too care fully. It' ona and only excuse, for evpontiro of acaudal I to cor rect an evil condition. It must conslHently maintain within Its column the best of a community. Tho dlrly face of a community can too easily be mirrored by tho I newspaper. The Farmer' Grange now offi cially goes on record ai objecting strenuously to any li:;c:;r.o o' freight rates on products of the farm. Can you conceive of anv industry going on record as fivor ing an Increase of freight nUes jii Its particular goods? It would be more ot a curiosity th.m an old hen with a full kH of teeth. 1 I Sim i . An imposing photograph shows Charlie Chaplin and his latest, brldo stepping out to attend a moving picture theatre in even ing full dress, all immaculate white shirt front and fur-trimmrd wraps. I guess If they had the! way you and I would get thrown out by tho scuff of our plebian necks when we degrade the movies by attending In our overalls. mil -r - - 5,V Don't you wonder sometimes as your gaze travels over a solid page or more of legal notices dry as the Sahara, whether the punr proofreader didn't feel like a camel when lio waded through It. i.unnmg .Woks. Vir-i! . m ;, i j,, v.n ; , t rv of the ili.r... Tm .Sclii': r. oro 1. A Ku- ,:.n ;(,in. Wrd j. l.v., ,r t.n.i v miiii.sli 'inrni.j. ei to'-e'!rr Ilunr.irj l:nn. Word 1. A mdituiy defunsc. A .for' l .?d oiace Word 2. n r.i'mn' ma-h .! for us fur y ; in noi'iii ..i I-eroj-.e. Word 3. A r!r.;: r.iiSV-ne "irrcb iistia'ly tr.n.i.Ttn1 ; h rarr: !- r t'ifc: "c. y:ti:;:!avt, i-; zx.i.:: A.N 5V. : ,1 It There are two ways to keep out of divorce court. One Is to give your wife an unlimited charge ac count In any or all of the storee and the other Is to stay single Oregon City Enterprise. "Fifteen, yenrs from today Sa lem will be a city of 100,000 pe. pie without a question." Ralem filatcsman. They won't oven ask each other how they got that way. Medford Mail Tribune, wills' r " a-'k Si nali, r l.i nroot said at a lunch eon: "Tl'ey tnik about the now wo man. forgitiliig thai there's noth ing new under the sun. "A fluppcr siiid to her octoge narian grandfather one day: " 'tlranilpu. what did you say to grandma when you proioed?' "'Ho away.' growled the old yentli mnn, 'and let mo work my radio in peace. " 'No. but ti ll mo what did you say?' "'Co away! Can't you sco I'm trying to gt Woonsocket?' " 'I won't go away till you tell me what you said so there!' i "The old mnn hesitated. Then he iiiiislird and answered: " 'I raid "yes." ' " "The way eome of the foreign diplomats are trying lo bulldnre us Into cancifpag our war clnlms has brought forth statements and arguments that ara as ridiculous as one made by a professor of my acquaintance," said Senator Ilorah rerent'y. "ThU professor wos very proud of his dignity and when one of the numbers of his .las proved not as humble as the professor deemed h should be, he .ailed the young nwm to account, saying: " 'What do you mean by this In .olence? . Ale you In chargo of this class, or am 17' "'I know I am not In charge, !'.' admitted the student. " 'Then.' roared the professor. Mine ) ur nrit n t.inrgCi ,,on,t "y " act like a conceited ,. Wl,al 'l- kltT man mora 'than R ""w woolen underwonr? oln:i,l,la Itecord. 1. n. II. Rtovensnn, secretary nf The Klamnth News Publishing company, depose and say that the following are the holder of the entire issue of capital stock of The Klamath News Publishing company, a corporation: HritON HI'RI) NATK OTTKRHKIN 1 WAI.TKU HTKONACH II. II. STEVKNHON. That no others are financially Interested In any manner whatso ever: that no person other than those named above, no corpora lion, no company, nor any Indiv idual or Individuals have any fi nancial Interest In any manner In The Klamath News Publishing compuny. Further that no cor poration, no company, nor any individual other than those above nomed has any control over tho policies of this newspaper In any manner whatsoever. Any state ments lo the contrary, either Im plied or otherwise, are falso and misleading. II. If. RTKVKNSON, Secretary, Klamath Now , Pub lishing company. Attest: Walter West, notary pnhlln In and for Klamath county, Oregon. My commission expires February 2, 1H2!I. Thnic'n little wrong In a land where bulf tho penp'e are count ing calories.- Maltlmore Sun. No on but the undertaker suc ceed In everything he undertakes. -Springfield News. Soon the miinipliona will he mightier than rhe sword, - Chi cago luilly News, At prose nt rate of production It will soon be almost Impossible tor a pedestrian, to ford the Fords. Wall Street Journal. Friendship is that quality which enables us to tolerate what others say about themselves and appear much Interested In their words. Ashlnnd Tidings. noVH -"'XT Co m, ""' Mrs, vat Ilrl. 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