KLAMATH. FALLS W
TUESDAY, NOVEMRc
OFFICIAL PAPER FOR
PITY OF KLAMATH FALLS
. . . . - x- r.,...f.,,t...f the Interxts of All Klamath County: Without Guile. Subsidy or Ptrftdy
An independent nepuoucan eur -
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
"Let ut bare faith that right make might, and In
that faith let ut to the end dare to do our duty M we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
Who Can Say?
Dry Laxss May Yet Be Obeyed
Which are most violated, the traffic or
prohibition laws?
County traffic officer R. E. Knowles was
asked the question. It was hi3 modest opin
ion that an incessant local campaign of the
past several months has had its result, and that
traffic conditions have been greatly improved
in Klamath. Out of professional courtesy he
forebore saying anything about prohibition.
And this is not intimating that there are not
some dry officers around these parts who
mean business.
"One killed, one hurt recently, though,"
said Knowles, laconically. He was traffic
officer in Los Angeles, where folks get their
skulls cracked every day. "Got three tough
speeders, one sixty and two fifties," he added.
He was wise in dodging the original ques
tion. There is little basis of comparison be
tween traffic and prohibition problems. Yet
they are not altogether unrelated.
Human beings have paid attention, how
ever, when shown they pay with their lives for
breaking the speed laws. It took a long time
to get a general response to the safe driving
appeal, however. ,,.., . ",
Who can say the public in general will not
have responded to the prohibition amendment
several years hence? ,
And what would traffic conditions be to
day with whiskey ten cents a glass at every
orjier door?
! No Kick Here
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I Wrb ONE HALF OF (
1 ,,vmk AH-H-H-f
To What End Do They Work?
Should Colored and White Race Mix
Reviewing the efforts of lawyers in the
Rhinelandor case, wherein a white man who
had married a negress seeks to annul the mar
riage, the ultimate issues seem to be somewhat'
clouded when natural conceded ethics are
taken into consideration.
Briefly the case seems to sum up some
thing like this:
A white man is married to a negress.
He seeks to annul that Vnarriage.
Defense lawyers for the negress seek to
prevent that annulment.
Admitting there may be circumstances in
connection with the case that do not reflect
creditably' on the white man, the question
which arises is whether it would not have been
better to quietly annul the marriage and let it
go at that.
A marriage between a white man and a
negro woman is a mesalliance, no matter what
the circumstances were that brought it about.
It must be fine to be so important that you
can afford to speak courteously over the tele
phone. o
Never cuss a bonehead employe. If he
had your wit, he'd have your job.
Publishers Column
I A city I Judged by 11 nw-
! pnira. Mirrored In the column
j or the newspaper In I he aoul of
I the i lly. Vice, moral, business.
polltlra, III character of II r It -Urn
etuud out clearly.
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The newspaper Indicate If
polltUal arandnl In common, That
In turn shows It the rltlsens (Unit
ataumhty fr proper government.
K mi, there M h (,hxI school
ami churches. It will bo a good
place In which to live, A dr. Ira-
I ble i'lii' of Hltiena will be at-
trailed.
I A I'ltishurt itiiiiitifarturer waa
I vlnltlnK KeaMlM lie had been cu-
I tertalncd and hwn all of the
puHnlMlltWit f-r w.l.ih the Tuxe:
; Sound metmp ill In .luxtly famed.
"1 Ilk everything about Scat-
! tie but It puUHcs." he Mid.
"What do you know about our
politic- th u the rely thing we
haven't shown you?" be wa
asked.
"I have lirn reeding your p:.
pent," w.i the nsner.
Newspaper are cotwtarHly stud
lid by proepectlv home eeeken
and ettlera to learn all about a
community. I'erhap the greatest
factor In deciding a newcomer'
Intention I whether or no th
newspaper rereal the peop!
already there ar happy and contented.
Hearted
Probkn
Sunny Dick Says
Alabama. Reality Dk ,A""r
JWnking Shop Polish at Boiuo
Party of .Wealthy Chicago Bach
elor. Perhaps tie lickcr shu was
accustomed to 'way down In Ala
bama all luted like fihoe polish.
The bouse of commoni In Lon
don has approved the Locarno
treaties by a vole of 375 to 13
For once all the parties agreed .
'Yea, the lamb shall He down
rith the lion." But what crea
tures of habit wc are. Although
practically i-vrryone agreed, they
debated the matter a whole day.
Thomas was not a priuie favor
ite with his rich un.-le. In rain
did ho try to Impri-w him, but
the old man was tint easily tin
nrcwed. ,
"I n' In doa'l you li.Utk It would,,
ho raih-r foolish fur n;e to marry
a girl who was intellectually my
inferior?"
"Wcirj) than fooiinii, Thomas."
was th reply. "Worse than fuu!-li.h----in.poisiMc."
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Dinner Stories
.Cliil lit: s Ta'turiiil
Cross Wiu'il l'n'V
A sailor fall olf hi ahlp onto
"tlm quay and Injured bio hand. A
week 1 later, whett h was getting
better, tie nikcd the doctor anx
iously: "When this hand of mine gets
well Hhnll 1 bo ahlo to play the
banjo?"
"Certainly you will." wild, the
doctor.
"Thnnk. you're a wonder." Mid
the aailnr. "1 never could before."
The newspapers will show If
the city I governed by minion
of the underworld, or If Die worst
element I under control. If self
seeking eiplolter ar having their
day and the city la not working
along the line) of genuine devel
opment and progress, the newspa
per will give ample evidence of
lbs vltuatlon. '
Hiwpoiriblllty of a newspaper
to a community I heavy. It can
not guard Its column .too care
fully. It' ona and only excuse,
for evpontiro of acaudal I to cor
rect an evil condition. It must
conslHently maintain within Its
column the best of a community.
Tho dlrly face of a community can
too easily be mirrored by tho
I newspaper.
The Farmer' Grange now offi
cially goes on record ai objecting
strenuously to any li:;c:;r.o o'
freight rates on products of the
farm. Can you conceive of anv
industry going on record as fivor
ing an Increase of freight nUes jii
Its particular goods? It would be
more ot a curiosity th.m an old
hen with a full kH of teeth.
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Sim i .
An imposing photograph shows
Charlie Chaplin and his latest,
brldo stepping out to attend a
moving picture theatre in even
ing full dress, all immaculate
white shirt front and fur-trimmrd
wraps. I guess If they had the!
way you and I would get thrown
out by tho scuff of our plebian
necks when we degrade the movies
by attending In our overalls.
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Don't you wonder sometimes as
your gaze travels over a solid page
or more of legal notices dry as
the Sahara, whether the punr
proofreader didn't feel like a
camel when lio waded through It.
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for us fur y ; in noi'iii ..i
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There are two ways to keep out
of divorce court. One Is to give
your wife an unlimited charge ac
count In any or all of the storee
and the other Is to stay single
Oregon City Enterprise.
"Fifteen, yenrs from today Sa
lem will be a city of 100,000 pe.
pie without a question." Ralem
filatcsman. They won't oven ask
each other how they got that way.
Medford Mail Tribune,
wills' r " a-'k
Si nali, r l.i nroot said at a lunch
eon: "Tl'ey tnik about the now wo
man. forgitiliig thai there's noth
ing new under the sun.
"A fluppcr siiid to her octoge
narian grandfather one day:
" 'tlranilpu. what did you say to
grandma when you proioed?'
"'Ho away.' growled the old
yentli mnn, 'and let mo work my
radio in peace.
" 'No. but ti ll mo what did
you say?'
"'Co away! Can't you sco I'm
trying to gt Woonsocket?'
" 'I won't go away till you tell
me what you said so there!'
i "The old mnn hesitated. Then
he iiiiislird and answered:
" 'I raid "yes." ' "
"The way eome of the foreign
diplomats are trying lo bulldnre
us Into cancifpag our war clnlms
has brought forth statements and
arguments that ara as ridiculous
as one made by a professor of my
acquaintance," said Senator Ilorah
rerent'y.
"ThU professor wos very proud
of his dignity and when one of the
numbers of his .las proved not
as humble as the professor deemed
h should be, he .ailed the young
nwm to account, saying:
" 'What do you mean by this In
.olence? . Ale you In chargo of
this class, or am 17'
"'I know I am not In charge,
!'.' admitted the student.
" 'Then.' roared the professor.
Mine ) ur nrit n t.inrgCi ,,on,t
"y " act like a conceited ,.
Wl,al 'l- kltT man mora 'than
R ""w woolen underwonr?
oln:i,l,la Itecord.
1. n. II. Rtovensnn, secretary nf
The Klamnth News Publishing
company, depose and say that the
following are the holder of the
entire issue of capital stock of
The Klamath News Publishing
company, a corporation:
HritON HI'RI)
NATK OTTKRHKIN 1
WAI.TKU HTKONACH
II. II. STEVKNHON.
That no others are financially
Interested In any manner whatso
ever: that no person other than
those named above, no corpora
lion, no company, nor any Indiv
idual or Individuals have any fi
nancial Interest In any manner In
The Klamath News Publishing
compuny. Further that no cor
poration, no company, nor any
individual other than those above
nomed has any control over tho
policies of this newspaper In any
manner whatsoever. Any state
ments lo the contrary, either Im
plied or otherwise, are falso and
misleading.
II. If. RTKVKNSON,
Secretary, Klamath Now , Pub
lishing company.
Attest:
Walter West, notary pnhlln In and
for Klamath county, Oregon.
My commission expires February
2, 1H2!I.
Thnic'n little wrong In a land
where bulf tho penp'e are count
ing calories.- Maltlmore Sun.
No on but the undertaker suc
ceed In everything he undertakes.
-Springfield News.
Soon the miinipliona will he
mightier than rhe sword, - Chi
cago luilly News,
At prose nt rate of production It
will soon be almost Impossible tor
a pedestrian, to ford the Fords.
Wall Street Journal.
Friendship is that quality which
enables us to tolerate what others
say about themselves and appear
much Interested In their words.
Ashlnnd Tidings.
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ond time, lut,,
"oys just m,
m. and I ,B
fellow, but her, k, B, 1
m on of tho, ha
lo gu with a boy , ta
lo go wtia (0
am time, and .
oua of the others,
Hh a cruia
a year and a hall.
he was working g u,
I live. When at Mi J
gel me to marry fclt
nice boy and I bll,
make a (nod aushut
lux with him k tJ
thing I vaated kla i
I end I IhomhtlsyJ
lie J. flflti k
not hear from kla hi
mouth after ). ,
where he wasaalati
lo tea me. allkostt
him know ttait I tu
went to a tounuam'J
I came hack Wfu J
Ing and It was sat ,F
proposed art hi. sal
him off. -Wjiia
want to marri far t
accepted K if tt'itr
h continued Is ttia,
to marry hla ud tfti
Juet quit aaavwug U
I have not er Wt
sine. Now lkn h
that I lust tun il
don't care a thing ttt
would cut kl kiwd,
tall him to. lit aiti
but I Ilk lit Ant at
I am It now, tn I
what love h. E'tn
wlih other ,bori I a
thinking about tit at'
you write or H ta
know h love aw,
never speaks lo triaw
have not heard Inn
o month andJoM"
er ho Is still tkmiH
sure would Ilk team
that I art ill rare bras
Iic4lev I ctiilld btfcW
pne tlse. I ara Jortm"
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Dear .Mri. TiiomPl":
your advlr la "Belli
and Jti'l. I " "
young mill ot UH n
bad a sh has ""'
that the majority of M
decent, and I am 't "1
n. haa met op wlU !
group. J wish to wn:1
for siandlng fr '
n right although an
frlenda call her a F
tlJnk thai ncttyMW
minded as sh. to W
two iinfortiinlP,rWl
hr to condemn th
ff an. 4 Veer of
f . family 1
have been ralh.r oalncM
young Inily friends W
always wanted
reason have alwin
loily frlenda a I "
later, treated U,tM
has not proved Wt j
but as llil I J
not say as did 0'"' Jjlj
re no decent younl I"
but will r tiji",l
the pleaaur of mu ;
young woman y"1'.
A little learnltilH'
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ki... hut one
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a little cinsei
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