The Klamath news., November 13, 1925, Image 4

KLAMATH FAI U
AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
FRIDAY,' NOVbSH
Is This Why They Call It the Windy City
Heart & Home
Problems
lly Mm. KUubtHh Thompcua
"Let us Rave faith that right make might, and in
that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty a we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
Grdfitude
F;ym.T:t I:i Full Is Pledged
An exotic state of jubilancy, whatever that
is, seems to describe the feelings of those
whose life work is bound up in this news
paper. A lasting debt of gratitude is the full
due of this community from this newspaper.
It is preferable that the obligation be met with
deeds, not words. And payment in full in
the years to come is pledged.
Opinions of The News may not meet with
the approval of some. But whatever editorial
utterance comes from this newspaper will be
firm and decisive, based on fact or a sincere
belief, and without ulterior motive. Success
makes for tolerance and for those who regard
themselves as enemies there is a profund feel
ing of charity.
This newspaper has succeeded on sheer
merit. It is accorded substantial support by
the business men of the community. A throng
of friends visited us last night and wished us
continued success. What more could a daily
newspaper just one year old ask?
Yes, today the men and women of this
newspaper are happy. At midnight, after the
evening's guests had departed for their homes,
a little joke was passed around in the office.
Let's all get in on it.
"GoshI ' We're 4WinecT,f snViekect Tlyriri
Zimmerman.
"What now!" demanded the staff, hang
ing breathless on her words.
"Here we went arid staged a party, plumb
forgetting to have our worthiest patrons down
to serve punch."
"Who do you mean?"
"Why, J. J. Miller of the Southern Pacific,
and Johnny Boyle of Copco."
Saying which "Zim" went home.
Doubtless it will be a hard winter. The
moss is unusually thick on some of the press
agent ideas.
o
The striking thing about the disaster at
Babel is that it was accomplished without a
conference.
o
There were fewer divorces years ago when
wives had had no experience of earning money
and didn't mind saying: "Please gimrne."
o ,
If love wasn't blind, the pretty ones would
marry the pretty ones and there'd be no hope
of improving the rest of us.
o
There's nothing like a few domestic prob
lems to keep a nation's "destiny" from be
coming a nuisance.
o
Mere exhaustion wouldn't make a woman
give up the channel swim if it were the social
swim.
o
The weakness of a democracy is the fact
that wisdom helps you little if the other driver
is a fool.
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Sunny Dick Says
Thirteen policemen are arrertM ;
et Fresno charged with having re- ,
1e.vedtlOO.090 frjni.bnoflcg ring :
for Lmraunfuj Ball ft) r the tliliV
teen Is net at 110. noo. Pretty '
soft for the policemen. They can
forfeit the 110,000 bail and still '
be $90,000 to the good. It's a j
grand old game.
Mayor-Elect of N. V. Launches
Governor Al Smith's Presidential
Boom In Atlania, On. Is Throo
Years Ahead of the Klectlon.
Hurrah, and egnln hurrah! Three
years of free cigars. Oh, hoy!
won't the wife bo mad. She won't
allow me a nickel for tobacco.
"Save a potato a day" for the
Christmas Cheer chost will bring
a chuckle of joy to the hearts of
bad little boys who don't like po
tatoes anyway.
The president of tho Germnn
Rolchsbank Is in the United States
to arrange for a loan to put over
big German foreign trade expan
sion. We know Germany is par
ticularly active In South America.
Pretty soon we'll be regaled with
loud and vociferous complaints
from American manufacturers be
cause the Germans have gobbled
up their South American trade.
Dotermlned Two-Gun Posse Is
Seeking Killers of Two Cattlemen
at Government Hole, a Watorlng
Place on tho California Desert.
If this said two-gun posse captures
the two-gun murderer and gets
him Into Ju.ll. and If he Is too poor
to be insane, and if the sob sisters
don't discover ho has artlHlic fin
ger nails, and If the jury convicts
him and the Judge does not porole
him, -and If he doesn't cscapo on
the way to prison or from It, and
If the gorornor does not pardon
him ho may actually serve a long
term.
Aftor her husband had poisoned
her milk a wife jumps up and
smashes a mirror over his head.
Did you never notice that they
are always jumping up and doing
something unexpected like that?
Personally, I think poison Is too
slow to be safe, anyway.
Siranor Po!nr h sntt:ng out
8. O. S. mils because hr carso
has shifted. i Shf I 500 miles nnt
and carries a heavy lint 10 port.
Now, that, not really a reflection '
on her cktpp-'r. M;nv a man h.is .
(been surjjrifttd at tho ranhe's :
ot; aboard, and carrier a.havy ,
Ii;t to port, and sends out rf. (. S.
calls. Vor, and mmetimei he
finds he's 5o out, too. I
Friendly nations are those that
arm1 a?a'nst : another without
any h;M n motive.
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Ciiil lien's Pictorial
I'luvi Wtiifl I'll?'"
Running Across.
Word 1. Whnt the little rr-n
ho took care of Little Snowdrr.p
n tho picture and the fniry story
ire called.
Word 4. Where you go to .earn
to read and write.
Word 5. Koifteleas, sM.l.
Word 0. A mule goo."(.
Running Down.
Word 2. A city in the Bti.lt of
Kansas.
Word 3. A strip of materinl
(fathered at one side and sewed cu
to a dress for trimming;.
saturday's puzzle .
! Answkked
Dinner Stories
A man was Kitting In a restau
rant cultng oysters. In esoie an
Irlnhui.in". on 'I Mid:.. Oil 'bet a
dime that Ol caa vat oysters faaU.
er than yet ran open thlm."
"twne." said tho shell cracker.
At the end of an hour the man
had opened T5 oysters, but tho
Irishman hod only bon able to
eat 63.
Getting up with difficulty, the
IrlKhinan sairl : "Yes win." In id
down a dime and wulked out.
A school teacher was examining
a class In grammar, and was try
ing to explain the relation of
nouns and adjectives by telling au
example."
' Nnw, for Instance." sold he.
"what am I?"
All the children uniworod: "A
man."
"Yes. but what else?" said he.
This was not so eay, but uftor
a pause a boy ventured to sug
gest: "A little man."
"Yes, but there Is something
more than that."
This was harder, but after a
moment's sllenco an Infant phe.
nomenon almost leaped from his
seat in his eagerness and cried lo
him:
"I'lcaso sir, I know an ugly
little man."
A father, fearing an earthquake
In the region of his home, sent
his two boys to a distant friend
until the peril should be over. A
fow weeks later tho father re
ceived this letter from his friend:
"Please tnko your hoys homo,
and send down tho earthquake."
If you can't go on an excursion
train, you con get tho same effect
by borrowing seven children and
Pulling a cinder In your eye.
" you llko nasllness, you're a
lowbrow; If ,, nko naughtnoMi
you're , highbrow; If you llko
lrltic. you're Just mlddlo class.
If V j.
.un uitin i adjust Ih nu.
think how many horseflies would
working on one horse. '
One good thing about balloon
fan's Is that creasing doesn't seem
o help thcra anjr
TIIK WAV TO THK "IttTK.
IHtKAKKItM"
lenr Mrs. Thompson: I won
der If their Is something (he mat.
ler with nt. Two or Ihreo limes
the young woman I hnvo been so
lus with has broken "dates" with
inc. The other times I guras she
had a legitimate reason, but this
time she akel me lo break tho
dole because a man from out of
ton was coming to see her, I
like her, ami don't want lo lose
her friendship, but whnt shall I
UoT MA I' It UK,
The quickest way lo euro a
young woman of breaking engage
mi nts with you la not to ask her j
for any mure. However. It Hit
out-of-towu friend wired the 1
young woman ha was coming, and
this was the only lime she has ,
asked this favor of you for this
reason, don't be too hasty In your
derision, and don't let a twinge of
Jealousy spoil the graclousnesa of
your letting him have the dato.
MOIIK Allot r UAMII-TIAKSrt
The teller of "Inquiring Friend"
and the answers to It, published
in this column evidently created
wide Interest among my readers,
for 1 continue to receive letters on
the subject. A woman writes:
lear Mrs. Thomspon: The let
ter of the "Inquiring Friend" who
is looking for a cure for bashful
nesa interest me. Self-confidence
In the sense of self-respect, makes
self-const-lonsness nest to Impos
sible; self.conclousness la a form
of egotism tnustnuch as the per
son Is anxious to be well thought
of and winces at rrlllrlsm. In
broadening our observations and
Interests lo the lives of others we
take the first step In gelling away
from "self" and weflnd the. man
. who travels the farthest Is the ono
who forgets the good he has done
for others only remembering the
good that has rums to him. To
enter Into marriage, al any age,
with naught but a desire to better
his own condition or to avoid the
evils attending single life would
Hot bring "a life ronipanlonshlp
such as tho I.ord demands;" that
would mean I,ove. The evils at
tending the married man aro very
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