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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 25, 1925)
t THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS Irl AMI ATI I r. . . . AN INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER FRIDAY, SEPTEwnSS? a to "Let nt hv faith that right make might, and in that faith let ui to the end dare to do our duty at wo understand it." Abraham Lincoln. Another Washington Disarmament Conference From (he Who Knows Co-Operative Market.r.j Seems to Be the Solution Twenty-eight cars of butter were shipped from Min nesota to the Pacific coast the past two months. The shipments were by the Minnesota Association of Co-operative Creameries, comprising the dairymen of the state. In June alone the association sold and shipped 11,000,000 pounds of butter. One day the association distributed to its members $1,800,000. These are statements made by John Brandt of St. Paul, president of the Minnesota association, in an address in Portland.' He said : The success of a nation depends upon the success of ag riculture, an J the success of agriculture depends upon co-operative marketing, and 'ho success of co-operative marketing depends upon service. Co-operative marketing made agriculture a success in Minnesota, which produces more than halt of the 9 3 -score " butter in the United States. Wherever the dairy co-operative is functioning the farmers have never felt the pinch of hard times as it has been felt in localities where there was not or ganized marketing. There is Just as good dairy land in Oregon as there is in Minnesota, but the producers are not organised as we are. " This is from one who knows. The 23cars of butter shipped in two months by his organization half-way across the continent to Pacific coast consumers is proof that he knows. The 11,000,000 pounds of butter sold by his association during the single month of June is proof. The $1,800,000 paid out by his association in a single day to the dairymen of Minnesota is proof. Oregon is a better dairy country than Minnesota. Its seasons are longer. Its weather is milder. Production of feed for dairy stock is easier and less costly. But Minnesota farmers are doing the business. They ship their butter 2500 miles over a costly rail haul and sell it under the eyes of Oregon dairymen on the Pacific cWst- Mr. Brandt says co-operativerrJi"Re4rng IflhePT' secret. Doesn't the sale of 11,000,000 pounds of butter by his association in a single month prove that he knows what he is talking about? Oregon Journal. a Heart & Home Problems Ity Mr. Kllsahrlli Thompson fnun.l i... 111 1 Dinner Stories Knockers Are Despicable Many Thing To Be Proud of in Klamath Falls ' . The most despicable creatures are the home-city knockers. Many cities have these. One can find excuse and even charity in his heart when circumstances seem more to blame than the knocker, but no one can have patience with a deliberate knocker. Knockers not only hold back progress, but use every effort to hold back development for those cities who do not deserve to be the object of their disordered brains. It speaks little for the advancement of a city that is sup posed to be on the road of progress when they allow a bunch of pin-headed, rattle-brained ignoramuses to try to sap the life blood out of it by continual knocking. . In many cities there are a lot of men who have noth ing to do, and wouldn't do anything if they had a chance; they hang around the streets or any public places where loafers are allowed. These "misfits" spend their time in knocking the home city, and especially everything that is being done to make it a better business city. They knock the city government; they kick at the way the business men run their business; they beef and stew about any thing they can think of; they are long on tongue and short on brains. They won't even try to see the bright side of anything, but always see the dark side. It always pays to look on the bright side. There are many things that should make every citizen proud of the home city. Everyone should look for the good things. By doing so they will feel better, can do more, and will help their city more. o . The doctors may not agree on a proper hot weather diet, but it's a safe guess that the diet will be all right if it includes plenty of green corn on the cob and ripe watermelon. Kansas City Times. o " Some day, maybe, high-pressure professors will take the second-year Greelc class out to the library for a two weeks' period of intensive training before the college opens. Pittsburgh Sun. A noisy bunch tracked out of their club late one nlKht. ami up the street. They slopped In front of an imposing residence. After considerable discussion one of them advanced and pounded on the door. A woman stuck her ht'ad out of a second story window and demanded, none too sweetly: "What do you want?" "Ish thlah the residence of Mr. Smith?" inquired the man on the steps, with an elaborate bow. "It Is. What do you want?" "Ish it possible I have the honor of speakln' to Mlsshua Smith?" "Yes. What do you want?" "near Misshus Smith! (Jood Mlsshus Smith! Will you-hlc come down and pick out M hither Smith? The resh of us wan' to go home." a freshly cut lemon 1, the stain and holdlnx it over tlje spout of u steaming teakettle. After a few minutes repeat wlthf fresh nppll e4ioa. . III II! If sour Trench fried pniutocs ure not quite to your liking try this plan: Soak tile pieces half un hour in cold water. Drain, (over with boiling water. let stund ten minutes. Drain, dry on a towel. Kry nt nnrn In deep hot fat. Sunny Dick Says Wiumrin s i ieu-riai CViss Word Tr7 A prominent physician was re cently called to Ills telephone by a colored woman formerly In the service of his wife. In greut al tation the woman advlaed phy sician that her youngest child was In a bad way. "What seems to be the trou ble?" asked the doctor. "Doc, she done swallered a bot tle of Ink." "I'll be over there In a short while to see her," said the doctor. "Have you done anything for her?" "I done give her three pieces o' blottln' paper, Doc," said the col ored woman doubtfully. prey V. To- z. Trlsro Hanker Charged by Po lice With llelng Ycggman. Won der whnl he's done that's worse than the averuge. Chamber of Commerco Hail Committee Reports. Chamber Members Kvcnly Divided. Instead of getting the whole mutter settled for nil wo are still on the fenco What might be called the railroad fence. I.V W.tATM TO Wf.lt "W Dear Mrs. Thompson: I am a girl of IS, and deeply In love with a gentleman of about it. (imi knows I love hlin and he aura lovea int. I never have asked hi til lo do anything but what ho don It, aud ho used In come and see my altr and waa the a.nne way by her, lie gsvo her a gold watch, necklace and ring, but alio mar ried another man because ha was pretty, (the la dead now. Tbia man la from a nlco family of peo ple and has never been married. I have known him for about ten years. Iln hae aaked me to marry him and I havo studied over the matter, tiod knows I love him aa dear ua my life, but pa has never wauled hint lo romo lo aea me. Hut pa Is leading n bud life be fore ma himself. Although, this man I love drinks some when h gets worried, he has a nice home , of bla own and a car and enough ! money. Du tin thing we would : live happily together? Mother a I willing for me to marry hlni, but ! pa In not. j ANXIOUS IIKAUT. j I don't see how your mother ran j approve of the match. Think, child. When you are 35 he will be an old man. Iln you want lo be lied for life to a man who. when you are in the prime of life. will be aged and Infirm? I believe this nothing but childish Infutua tion. Your father is right lo for bid It. and he should deny this man the right lo enter the house. Married lo hltn. you might be hap py for a abort time, but eventually your life would become a tragedy. CtS TIIKV I IK ll.vl'I'V? Dear Mrs. Tbompaon: 1 am In love with n young man and bo loves me. I've been going about with lilm for ids months.' This my hi. ".- K. I).: account, rw ' 'bi. ,! Wa, '""""Mi,m to., w... ""Ml re u..Iom ui " in. ..,, h - mother, tad It ,M " " CrrM. a... living lB, ' ""I. 1 could inn w sal J -- r-e. it m 0,14iui IllUch fnp I i . . I .... , M h oon.i riease sdrue aii. tl It Vnu lai. . i. 'M1iliWet; ferrar,, ,0,1,1,1, M lU ' sre enn.t.d. hot 4, m m lo live hihitllv i..L i marry? U Tad ollm t, courteou.l,, and ttll hla Ust k el"ect him to cuailtntaaiiai fr!nd. Neither "A" aot "Baw a rlKhl to tik ya to dttmi w sell eirlualvdf tooaaolftoa lea ha has cualtaarf kklMaj ankrd you to ho his elk. Ta, one of then does, tin I rsi time to chooao. It ths am go with whoawftr roi Ut II Y: The roast vonu't lie answer, reardlo iuast her spparrat UDVllllilteilii out with yen, Indlcata thai h teret In you has vital a hearti of girls of 11 n m verj oettled. Don't MlliDol never stain Had tlrl no Int. for you will.1 ' i .1- Kl'FAN AND SUSIS: Iff' 1 I were cnpatile of ronpamit! love.jilijltrc. I soon woji' rl. ht-tewnnna IS 1st or r!e. lUtrn to k,t,,i. J 8TP-W0RD PUZflf (r-ATt.N-r Apexico !) Cupyrlahl. KmiS KlurtM Hredala lee n,mi ll'iuia RlfMia Shooting your companion, auch a popular diversion In the woods at this season that every time you kill a buck you are relieved when he does not turn out to be your friend. Piietion Marks Air Department Official Policy. Army anil Navy Disagree at Hearing. That's Just why aviation ought to stand on Its own feet. We'll have whiskers down to our knees before the army and navy do ngree on an nlr policy. A man descended from an excur sion train and was wearily mak ing his way to the street cur, fol lowed by his wifn and fourteen children when a policeman touched him on the shoulder and said: "Coma along wid me." "What for?" "Illumed If 1 know; but when ye're locked up I II go back and find out why that crowd was fol lowing ye." Kenmni AcrcM Word 1. "'in., lets lo ," Said Sleccy...'d. VVnrd 6. 'lo out "'it fonrbl. Word 8. An utci...i cif for straininc Word 7. The snak" r.r , bca bite Cleopatra was poisoned, tunning Down. Word 2. What the wife of n mneror is culled. Word 3. Another nnme for sn animal. Word 4. Wont little Flei ry. head in the picture liked to do, j YKSITKIMYS I'l'ZZLb ' an.-w;. inn. pi Many old poker players laugh at the fuss made over a group of college students going 60 hours without sleep. Vancouver Province. Siiggestiotis Iron rust may be removed (even the worst marks will yield If the, worker Is persistent) by applying common table salt nnd the Juice of i r r ; Train Derailed When Hmall Hoys Pile Klones on Trestle In Arizona. Parent, Asked to Spunk Them.- Who will spank the par ents? Heart of Tin Juonn. Known aa "Hell on Karth," tiono In Million Dollar Klro. Oh, well; whether hell on earlh hns collapsed or hell below the earth, It's all ono to ns virtuous folks. I'lense pass the hnlos. Me.Vainaia, Hit, Ileal Labor lloss, Knees Another Prison Term for Criminal Praelle.is.A workman who lalks is all right; but a talker who doesn't work Is all wrong. Conference Planned on Cnyoto Menace.-Thero would bo no coyolo menace if ,, eoyoto scalp were made purt f tno , f(r B hunter's license. This would also Indicate that the, hunter could lilt snmellilnK besides Kns non(t ,,, country mails. tat, mm -sue woao. 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