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THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
Irl AMI ATI I r. . . .
AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
FRIDAY, SEPTEwnSS?
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"Let nt hv faith that right make might, and in
that faith let ui to the end dare to do our duty at wo
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
Another Washington Disarmament Conference
From (he Who Knows
Co-Operative Market.r.j Seems to Be the Solution
Twenty-eight cars of butter were shipped from Min
nesota to the Pacific coast the past two months.
The shipments were by the Minnesota Association of
Co-operative Creameries, comprising the dairymen of the
state. In June alone the association sold and shipped
11,000,000 pounds of butter. One day the association
distributed to its members $1,800,000.
These are statements made by John Brandt of St.
Paul, president of the Minnesota association, in an address
in Portland.' He said :
The success of a nation depends upon the success of ag
riculture, an J the success of agriculture depends upon co-operative
marketing, and 'ho success of co-operative marketing
depends upon service.
Co-operative marketing made agriculture a success in
Minnesota, which produces more than halt of the 9 3 -score
" butter in the United States. Wherever the dairy co-operative
is functioning the farmers have never felt the pinch of hard
times as it has been felt in localities where there was not or
ganized marketing. There is Just as good dairy land in
Oregon as there is in Minnesota, but the producers are not
organised as we are.
" This is from one who knows. The 23cars of butter
shipped in two months by his organization half-way
across the continent to Pacific coast consumers is proof
that he knows. The 11,000,000 pounds of butter sold by
his association during the single month of June is proof.
The $1,800,000 paid out by his association in a single day
to the dairymen of Minnesota is proof.
Oregon is a better dairy country than Minnesota.
Its seasons are longer. Its weather is milder. Production
of feed for dairy stock is easier and less costly.
But Minnesota farmers are doing the business. They
ship their butter 2500 miles over a costly rail haul and
sell it under the eyes of Oregon dairymen on the Pacific
cWst- Mr. Brandt says co-operativerrJi"Re4rng IflhePT'
secret. Doesn't the sale of 11,000,000 pounds of butter
by his association in a single month prove that he knows
what he is talking about? Oregon Journal.
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Heart & Home
Problems
Ity Mr. Kllsahrlli Thompson
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Dinner Stories
Knockers Are Despicable
Many Thing To Be Proud of in Klamath Falls
' . The most despicable creatures are the home-city
knockers. Many cities have these. One can find excuse
and even charity in his heart when circumstances seem
more to blame than the knocker, but no one can have
patience with a deliberate knocker.
Knockers not only hold back progress, but use every
effort to hold back development for those cities who do
not deserve to be the object of their disordered brains.
It speaks little for the advancement of a city that is sup
posed to be on the road of progress when they allow a
bunch of pin-headed, rattle-brained ignoramuses to try to
sap the life blood out of it by continual knocking.
. In many cities there are a lot of men who have noth
ing to do, and wouldn't do anything if they had a chance;
they hang around the streets or any public places where
loafers are allowed. These "misfits" spend their time in
knocking the home city, and especially everything that is
being done to make it a better business city. They knock
the city government; they kick at the way the business
men run their business; they beef and stew about any
thing they can think of; they are long on tongue and
short on brains. They won't even try to see the bright
side of anything, but always see the dark side.
It always pays to look on the bright side. There are
many things that should make every citizen proud of the
home city. Everyone should look for the good things. By
doing so they will feel better, can do more, and will help
their city more.
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The doctors may not agree on a proper hot weather
diet, but it's a safe guess that the diet will be all right
if it includes plenty of green corn on the cob and ripe
watermelon. Kansas City Times.
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Some day, maybe, high-pressure professors will take
the second-year Greelc class out to the library for a two
weeks' period of intensive training before the college
opens. Pittsburgh Sun.
A noisy bunch tracked out of
their club late one nlKht. ami up
the street. They slopped In front
of an imposing residence. After
considerable discussion one of
them advanced and pounded on
the door. A woman stuck her ht'ad
out of a second story window and
demanded, none too sweetly:
"What do you want?"
"Ish thlah the residence of Mr.
Smith?" inquired the man on the
steps, with an elaborate bow.
"It Is. What do you want?"
"Ish it possible I have the honor
of speakln' to Mlsshua Smith?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"near Misshus Smith! (Jood
Mlsshus Smith! Will you-hlc
come down and pick out M hither
Smith? The resh of us wan' to go
home."
a freshly cut lemon 1, the stain
and holdlnx it over tlje spout of u
steaming teakettle. After a few
minutes repeat wlthf fresh nppll
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III II!
If sour Trench fried pniutocs
ure not quite to your liking try
this plan: Soak tile pieces half
un hour in cold water. Drain,
(over with boiling water. let
stund ten minutes. Drain, dry on
a towel. Kry nt nnrn In deep hot
fat.
Sunny Dick Says
Wiumrin s i ieu-riai
CViss Word Tr7
A prominent physician was re
cently called to Ills telephone by a
colored woman formerly In the
service of his wife. In greut al
tation the woman advlaed phy
sician that her youngest child was
In a bad way.
"What seems to be the trou
ble?" asked the doctor.
"Doc, she done swallered a bot
tle of Ink."
"I'll be over there In a short
while to see her," said the doctor.
"Have you done anything for
her?"
"I done give her three pieces o'
blottln' paper, Doc," said the col
ored woman doubtfully.
prey
V. To- z.
Trlsro Hanker Charged by Po
lice With llelng Ycggman. Won
der whnl he's done that's worse
than the averuge.
Chamber of Commerco Hail
Committee Reports. Chamber
Members Kvcnly Divided. Instead
of getting the whole mutter settled
for nil wo are still on the fenco
What might be called the railroad
fence.
I.V W.tATM TO Wf.lt "W
Dear Mrs. Thompson: I am a
girl of IS, and deeply In love with
a gentleman of about it. (imi
knows I love hlin and he aura
lovea int. I never have asked hi til
lo do anything but what ho don
It, aud ho used In come and see
my altr and waa the a.nne way
by her, lie gsvo her a gold watch,
necklace and ring, but alio mar
ried another man because ha was
pretty, (the la dead now. Tbia
man la from a nlco family of peo
ple and has never been married.
I have known him for about ten
years. Iln hae aaked me to marry
him and I havo studied over the
matter, tiod knows I love him aa
dear ua my life, but pa has never
wauled hint lo romo lo aea me.
Hut pa Is leading n bud life be
fore ma himself. Although, this
man I love drinks some when h
gets worried, he has a nice home ,
of bla own and a car and enough !
money. Du tin thing we would :
live happily together? Mother a I
willing for me to marry hlni, but !
pa In not. j
ANXIOUS IIKAUT. j
I don't see how your mother ran j
approve of the match. Think,
child. When you are 35 he will
be an old man. Iln you want lo
be lied for life to a man who.
when you are in the prime of life.
will be aged and Infirm? I believe
this nothing but childish Infutua
tion. Your father is right lo for
bid It. and he should deny this
man the right lo enter the house.
Married lo hltn. you might be hap
py for a abort time, but eventually
your life would become a tragedy.
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Dear Mrs. Tbompaon: 1 am In
love with n young man and bo
loves me. I've been going about
with lilm for ids months.' This my
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lo live hihitllv i..L i
marry?
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courteou.l,, and ttll hla Ust k
el"ect him to cuailtntaaiiai
fr!nd. Neither "A" aot "Baw
a rlKhl to tik ya to dttmi w
sell eirlualvdf tooaaolftoa
lea ha has cualtaarf kklMaj
ankrd you to ho his elk. Ta,
one of then does, tin I rsi
time to chooao. It ths am
go with whoawftr roi Ut
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lie answer, reardlo iuast
her spparrat UDVllllilteilii
out with yen, Indlcata thai h
teret In you has vital a
hearti of girls of 11 n m
verj oettled. Don't MlliDol
never stain Had tlrl no
Int. for you will.1 '
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Kl'FAN AND SUSIS: Iff'
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I were cnpatile of ronpamit!
love.jilijltrc. I soon woji'
rl. ht-tewnnna IS 1st or
r!e. lUtrn to k,t,,i. J
8TP-W0RD PUZflf
(r-ATt.N-r Apexico !)
Cupyrlahl. KmiS KlurtM Hredala lee
n,mi ll'iuia RlfMia
Shooting your companion, auch
a popular diversion In the woods
at this season that every time you
kill a buck you are relieved when
he does not turn out to be your
friend.
Piietion Marks Air Department
Official Policy. Army anil Navy
Disagree at Hearing. That's Just
why aviation ought to stand on Its
own feet. We'll have whiskers
down to our knees before the army
and navy do ngree on an nlr
policy.
A man descended from an excur
sion train and was wearily mak
ing his way to the street cur, fol
lowed by his wifn and fourteen
children when a policeman touched
him on the shoulder and said:
"Coma along wid me."
"What for?"
"Illumed If 1 know; but when
ye're locked up I II go back and
find out why that crowd was fol
lowing ye."
Kenmni AcrcM
Word 1. "'in., lets lo ,"
Said Sleccy...'d.
VVnrd 6. 'lo out "'it fonrbl.
Word 8. An utci...i cif for
straininc
Word 7. The snak" r.r , bca
bite Cleopatra was poisoned,
tunning Down.
Word 2. What the wife of n
mneror is culled.
Word 3. Another nnme for sn
animal.
Word 4. Wont little Flei ry.
head in the picture liked to do,
j YKSITKIMYS I'l'ZZLb
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Many old poker players laugh at the fuss made over
a group of college students going 60 hours without sleep.
Vancouver Province.
Siiggestiotis
Iron rust may be removed (even
the worst marks will yield If the,
worker Is persistent) by applying
common table salt nnd the Juice of
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Train Derailed When Hmall
Hoys Pile Klones on Trestle In
Arizona. Parent, Asked to Spunk
Them.- Who will spank the par
ents? Heart of Tin Juonn. Known aa
"Hell on Karth," tiono In Million
Dollar Klro. Oh, well; whether
hell on earlh hns collapsed or hell
below the earth, It's all ono to ns
virtuous folks. I'lense pass the
hnlos.
Me.Vainaia, Hit, Ileal Labor lloss,
Knees Another Prison Term for
Criminal Praelle.is.A workman
who lalks is all right; but a talker
who doesn't work Is all wrong.
Conference Planned on Cnyoto
Menace.-Thero would bo no
coyolo menace if ,, eoyoto scalp
were made purt f tno , f(r B
hunter's license. This would also
Indicate that the, hunter could lilt
snmellilnK besides Kns non(t ,,,
country mails.
tat, mm -sue woao.
By ARTHUR WYNNE,
Originator of Modern tress II eis fa"'
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3 Musical orgnniiutlons -j- Prepared
4- Thumps 5JU Peruses Ut ,.
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limbs used for KrspinR . lrXb ',
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n-Sligl,l burn , "- !rU0'nr
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13- -Kxlreme edjre
1 5 Short and to the point
in To torment
17 A rental contract
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TRAINS, brains, brainy, branny, cranny, raw,
crated, coated, conle.l, cooled, cooked, corkea, j
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