The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942, September 23, 1925, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextTHE KLAMATH DAILY. NEWS wlS AN INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER , , This Should Ie Done Heart CfHome Problems ly Mrs. Illlutlirili Thompson :"Let u have faith that right makes might, and in that faith let ut to the end dare to do our duty at we understand it." Abraham Lincoln. .,... Going Forward to Nature Life Is Rcc.Kiiiij M r.' Complex Every Year "Back to nature" is a popular slogan in many quar ters. It is seldom taken seriously. The "back to nature" people all end up in New York or Chicago. ' . They go back to nature for two or three days and back to the city for life. Man dislikes to sleep on the ground. He does not relish being bitten by mosquitoes and other insects. Clean beds appeal to him more than a bed of leaves. Clean, well lighted, well ventilated houses seem bet ter to him than dark, damp, poorly ventilated caves. Sidewalks and paved streets meet his approval.; Wading in mud does not. Books, newspapers, schools, libraries, art galleries, etc., attract him. ; "All 'modern improvements" make life comfortable and saves time. Shall we go "back to nature" or "up to nature?" What is man's natural state? There are two answers to this. One school of- thought holds that man was always civilized They hold that savagery is a degenerate state. They maintain that there is no evidence of a time when man was not civilized. There .are many facts that appear to Support this view. . Another school holds that man has slowly evolved ; from a lower form of animal life. They hold that civiliza tion is the crowning result of a man's slow progress and adaptation. According to this school, man adapts himself to his environment- He is not what he was - twenty thousand years ago. He is adapted to the civilized life. Whichever view we accept, man's present natural atate' Is otie of civilization'. .yJinummomiri) I "vras To attempt to live like the animals of forest and field would be degeneracy on either theory. Back to nature in this sense is not desirable. It would mean the destruction of man's achievements during the last few thousand years. There is no reason to believe this would better man physically and mentally. In fact, civilization, rightly used, should improve man in every way. That it is abused is not the fault of civ ilization." Man has himself to blame for this. With the population of the world as great as it now is, what we call civilization is absolutely essential. Back to a primitive state would mean extinction for half the rnce. Civilization is not perfect. It has many glaring de fects. In many respects it is top-heavy. It is too complex. Its vices are many and increasing. Many of its best miads are at work devising means of destruction. Life is becoming too complex. The human constitu tion is unable to endure the strain that is placed upon it. The mind becomes bewildered- Specialism becomes necessary. Specialism leads to a one-sided development. Specialists become puffed up. They refer to those ig norant of their specialties as hicks and morons. Life should become more simple. It must become more simple. Unless it does so civilization will suffer by deteriorating civilized man. i ; -. o General Andrews, the new prohibition head, says he will try to dignify the prohibition enforcement busi ness, and he wants $50,000 a year men to put the thing over. That would be fine. We'll take one of those jobs at $50,000 a year, as that is a trifle more than the print ing business pays us. Creswell News. o "Reggie" Vanderbilt has died. He inherited $15, 000,000 and lived a life of case and gaiety. He is dead at 45 yours of age, at a time when most men are entering upon their greatest usefulness. There is no evidence to show that Vanderbilt used his money in any public move ment or for the good of society. His passing leaves no void. Albany Democrat-Herald. When the first effort was made to discard tails, doubtless there were reactionaries who objected strenu ously. o The issues in this state seem to be bond issues. Al bany News. MP : ill- jVvV j Dinner Stories A little son of Italy 12 years old came to his teacher in a New York public school an1 ,-sked if he could not have his name changed. "Why do you want to change your name?' the teacher asked. '! VantMd"be ifVViVirMrifV.' l live In America now." "What American name would you like?" "I have It here," he sold, hand ing the teacher a dirty scrap of paper on which was written: "rat rick Dennis McCarty." When David Lloyd George, ex British premier, was a young country solicitor In Wales, he was riding home in his dogcart one day and came upon a little Welsh girl trudging along so wearily that he offered her a ride. Sho accepted silently, but all the way along, al though he tried to en.tage her In conversation, he could not get her to say anything more than a timid "yes" or "no." Some days afterwards the girl's mother happened to meet l.loyd George, and said to him smilingly, "Do you remember that my little girl rode home with you a short time ago? Well, when sue got home she said: 'Mamma, I rode home from school with Mr. l.loyd George, the lawyer, and he kept talking to me, and I didn't know whatever to do, for you know Mr. Lloyd George charges when you talk with him. and I hadn't any money. " The mother heard a great com motion, as of cyclones mixed up with batterlngrams, and sho hur ried upstairs to discover what was the matter. There she found Tnm- mle sitting In the middle of I ho floor with a broad smile on his fare. "Oh, mamma." snld he delight edly, "I've locked grandpa and Uncle George In the cupboard, and when they get a little angrier I am going to play Daniel In tho lion's den." As the celebrated soprano began losing little Johnnie became great ly excited over the gesticulations of the orchestra conductor. "What's that man shaking his stick at her for?" he demanded Indignantly. ' "Sh-h! He's not shaking his stlrk at her." 1 !'1 h Hut Johnnie was not convinced. "Then what In thunder I he hollering for?" Even a sense of humor may ex ist In excess. There is a case of a British soldier who was sentenced to he flogged. During the flog ging he laughed continually. The harder the lash was Inld on. the luMlef the oldl.r laughed. "Wut'B io I funn 'llVift"hMff' flogged?" demanded Ihe sergeant. "Why." Ihe soldier chuckled, "I'm the wrons man." . i n i 'ii'tormi I'ross W-oril I'uzle ..-. H ti ii .n -'v A-ri i .' r. pie'i.rp I'" I 'S'lfei fit, 01 't9 , H' t A n.irrii i ir.nnt per- ", it III fmi. Kutih.rv liiiwn f: I .. Ktf.c u'en.ll 2 l. hiii oi :ti irreat it e, , r i, r An, unk in eol 'r raters i' a oivins 1evice on ' . iiifi oi tns sino ot lint i.t-.i r I 1 1 metallic (ubalanct ' 'lov ir rn mirie ii" t I'll it ,itfht Ar. .r.mm, that llvet In ' t ' I he ji uno which a dovt Illtl.W'S I'LZl.E . I in Ii 1 'v .N Sunny Dick Says 302 Miles an Hour Mudo by Naval Flyer. Heals Frenchman's World Mark by 25 Miles Per. If Christopher Columbus turned over In tits grave when his children traveled at 100 miles an hour by audi It Is only reasonable to ex P l.UvU. hx jlifuril.uvriilitJon his coffin when this son made 300. Merrill and Malln Unanimous In Favor of s. P. Heports on Ihls differ. Just possibly these towns have taken their cue from K. F., and do not agree an anything. Safecracker and Itohber Jailed. Concealed IBOO Lady's Coat Un der Hurrel In Hrlckyard. He was doubtless going to explain to his wife that he "found" It In an old' barrel. Cnllfornln Hans Texas Cattle on Foot und Muuth Disease. How much more entertaining such news is when It only pinches tho other fellow. Itumpu In Army by Major Gen eral Itodgers. Former Cjuartermas-i ter General. Serious Charges! Coolldge: "Order! ordor! Can't you fighting men remember that this Is peace time?" MI.sourl Fanner Sees 40-Foot Rnnko Come nut of Corn Shock. Did Not Get a Shot at It. I hnvo been In Missouri. I nilmlred the corn shocks. And tho little Jug kept there. Hut I swear I never look enough lo seo n sniiko like that. Heal CaiiHO for Hawaiian Flight Failure Kx posed. Iladlo Man (lives Wrong Hearings. Ah, nt last tho navy has selected I ho goat. How sweet and typical. (now Here Kurllcst for Ton Years; Wettest Month for Twenty Years.-Speaking about records. ""Khtn't it be made a national holiday when all our warring fac tions smoke a pipe of peace? Tho lot Springs court house will make a dandy museum for the relics. Wnninn Executed In Ireland. We wonderyl how long the men would last. "rlllsh Lord Gels Drunk n Hoscburg Moonshine. Proving that Hoseburg moonshine hasn't tho sllghte.it respect for royalty. I.COMK VIKIToltS "M I OS THK FA KM" Any womau Willi a mind of her own who permits an unwelcome Imposition that could hf. proviuiied deserves her Int. A troubled (unit I wife writes tuc Dear Mrs. Thompson: I'm worn out. and 1 need some advice. We are living on a rented farm. We are paying good price for the place, and therefor ronslder we should have rnniplnte and umlls turbed possession of It. Hut tho owners, who live In the city, seem lo think that because they own II they and their friends may de scend at any time and without warning. Now, we are a very busy household and all of us work far beyond our strength. In fart, rnlnj Is rather a feeble thing, I am fur from well, must do my own work It being out of the question have hired help. In addition ti the large house, 1 hare my own laundry to do, sewing, raising young chh kens, and a large gnr den. and 1 preserve almost num berless quantities of fruits and vegetables each summer. These labors take 14 hours a duy hard work, and many time I tumble Into bed at night without my sup per because I'm too tired to eat. In the summer. Ihe furm woman's IXWI busiest lime, I feel I havo rnuugh to do wlt'ont preparing three company nieula a day, and I have no limn to entertain city visitors, j Now the owners of the plnco are preparing to send their young. spoiled son of 11 or 12, "lo the I i farm." because he Is so "fond of the country." I feel they have no right to thrust this child upon me. unasked and unwanted, as It neces sarily adds lo my burden of labor. Wo jalsj are unu'rdto .cl)Udrn, and not find of them. I know of nothing an nerve rarklng as a small boy. Please don't get the Impression I o m Inhospitable. I Hko compjiny when It Is convene lent for me to have It, and do have many visitors, but 1 I ke lo choose (hem from among my own friends and say when. My world's best husband Is furious at the prospect 'of our Juvenile guest, since he spares mo and helps me In every way he can. though he has so little lime. Hut lint ran STFP.WORDPUB Copyright. IsH, King Fsalurss Byadloats, loa. Orsit ir (BasnssitiM 1 mi mis. "tTtp.woso." 1 SSU1 1 U WSUI IMSMSU, MMll k UlISOieMl With tn. on four of the to GIANT In G NQME ;ttl V 2 . stepi 3 hi IUI ITIMI LJI W I l I I I 1 e5 A I T 7 , . ' '&S5l5L; 7iZ-- Tl "gf? A jNl . 8 j.- Solution to SAWNl Lj- -" Yesterday's 7lg RAWS 3 p"ilv!rd i)n-'oKO!. CRAPE lo ii?P r1"""' . JELLY in . 17 Steps. nfg 5 A T Si 11 ;fd olt Si f-Li, rTT1''' ,Ekfcidr jLtl L A H 16 I J 18 I ogi ant Ml i L " ,HT Ml l. "" Urn.. j """Iltewrsk,,, Utts a.. est stlKl i... . - '" Hi """" b.h,nd inrnqiDi hu iroro lorulos. 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