The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942, September 16, 1925, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextAN INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER "Let us. have faith that that faith let us to the end understand it" Abraham No Chance They Mizht Bick In But Not Out The Corvallis Gazette-Times prints the following: Suggestion to the balem Journal: Gel one of the convicts to break out long enough to open the governors sfe nd set the report of the special investigating committee on the state penitentiary. If the boy are too well satisfied to break out right now. get a trusty. Easier said than done. We can understand why any yegg should break into Dai's country club, but we can not understand why any one in should break out, espec ially anyone who enjoys good food and a carefree ex istence, who likes Plenty of entertainment, who is fond of movies, baseball and prize fights, with an after dinner pipe of Merawanna during the evening's radio concert, and a concluding game of poker, a colorful existence brightened with flowers from and tcte-a-tetes with sob sisters as a side attraction. Of course there may be a few intellectuals on the Murray, Kelley and Willos order remaining within the walls, willing to leave the comforts of home, but it would require a mental examination by the celebrated crimin ologist Gus Anderson to find out, and the governor is not likely to' sanction it for the purpose of losing his report. There is even less chance of securing a trusty to crack the governor's safe, for they can raise all the cash they need by simply passing bad checks about town and have too good a time as it is. Besides fair time is nearly here, and the "boys" look forward to it as a gala event, where they can trip the light fantastic with maidens fair, under the harvest moon. Meanwhile Governor Pierce, like Lady Macbeth, try ing to wash her hands of the damned spot, is hoping the people will forget all about it. At any rate, he is not going to refresh the public mind by printing this expose of prison scandal. Salem Journal. Are You a Everybody Who Works Everybody who works and saves something and builds a home or lends his savings to some industry to be used in production is a capitalist. A member of labor organizations which have banks and other assets is a capitalist. Every individual who has a savings account is a capitalist. The greater the supply of capital, the greater will be the dejnand for labor to make use of that capital. "If capital is scarce and timid, the demand for labor is less," says Chas. H. Carson of the American Bankers' association. "The more productive capital there is, and the more it seeks to be used, the more authority does labor exercise in its demand for wages." Real Farmers Want No Petting Want Only To Any cause in the present condition of agriculture for the belief that it needs relief from distress, actual or im pending, at the hands of the government is hard to find Index numbers of the bureau of labor statistics show the price of farm products as a class to be up to the level of commodities in general. A survey by the agricultural de partment of results on representative farms, good, med ium and poor, has shown that in 1924 the farmer made a profit on the principal staple crops. Real farmers want to be left alone, as Secretary Jar dine says, to solve their own problems with the facilities that the government has given them. Improved conditions last year blighted the hopes of politicians who exploit hard luck and discontent, and con ditions improve steadily this year, leaving little material on which those politicians may work. If the farmer goes on as he has begun under the sage leadership of Secre tary Jardine, he will solve his own problems. o . One advantage in being the president of the Turkish republic seems to be that you can roll your own divorces. New York World. After all, it may be just president or the senate will closure. Detroit News. right make might, and in dare to do our duty at wo Lincoln. I. Capitalist? and Saves Is Capitalist Be Left Alone a question whether our vice make the first demand for THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS It'll Take More Than That To Keep Us Out! Dinner Stories A train traveling through the west was held up by masked ban dits. Two friends on their way to California were among the pas sengers. "Here's where we lope all nur money." one said, as a robber en tered the car. "You don't think they'll tako everything, do you?" the other asked nervously. "Certainly," the first replied. "These fellows never mi;is any thing." "That will be terrible," the sec ond friend said. "Are you quite sure they won't leave us any mon ey?" he persisted. "Of course," was the reply. "Why io you ask?" The other was silent for a min ute. Then, taking a fifty-dollar note from his poekel, he handed it to his friend. "What Is this for?" the first asked, taking the money. ' "That's the fifty dollars I owe you," the other answered. "Now we're square." A northern gentleman was be ing entertained by a southern col onel on a fishing trip. It was his first visit to the South, and the mosqiiitos were bo bothersome that he was unable to sleep, while at tho same time he could hear his friend snoring audibly. The noxt morning he approach ed the old darkey who was doing the cooking. "Jim," he said, "how Is It the colonel Is able to sleep no soundly with so many mosqullos around?" "I'll tell you, boss." the darkey replied, "do fust part of dn night de kernel Is too full to pay any 'tenshun to do skeelers, and de last part of do night do skeelers Is too full to pay any 'tenshun to de kernel." "Just walk down that path marked 'private' and keep right on till you come to a notice 'Tres passers will be prosecuted.' A few yards farther on there's a fine pool In the river marked 'No nsning allowed,' and there are, sir." you i . Cno niKht at a ihentro Home . . i Cno night at a iheatro some scenery took fire, and a very per ceptible odor of burning alarmed the spettators. A panic seemed to be imminent, when an ai-tor ap peared on the stage. "Ladles' ojnd gcntlemin." he said, "compote younclrcs.- "'Hier Is no dargpr." The auilloiirA did not wm rc assured. "Ladles and gentlemen." con tinued the comedian, rising to the necessity of the occasion, "con found it all do you think if there was any danger I'd be here?" The panic collapsed. Children's Tictorial ".-j Cross Word Puzzle k Itunning Across. Word 1. "Ore a penny, two a penny. Hot Cross ." Word 8. What native of Germany Is called. a jt-.Word 4. Opposite of op. yi V Running Oowo. ;'?) P Word 1. A common article of food. ! Word 2. A country of southern Europe. . - SUNDAY'S PUZZLE ANHWKIl AM 3 A jo i Sunny Dick Says 100 Families Mere Kiposcd to Typhoid Fever Through Milk. Dairyman Skips. After an epi demic of this dread disease with Us train of death and suffering perhaps we will admit that the plea of Dr. Lamb as dairy Inspector that ho be given some police as sistance was not such Joke af ter all. Threp and a llnlf Ton Circus Klephiint Amuck in Woods of Ar kansas Is Klnyer of Nine Mm. loo Men on Trail. An honcst-to-John maneailng elephant hunt right at home. And to think that rich Americans go clear to Africa for Just this. Klamath Indians Iterelvo 1200 Kaeh From Work. Thero are Jeal ous people mean enough to say that they received tho 1200 with out work. Liquor Violators Fined (3,200 In August by Justice of the Pence Kendall. This shows what can be accomplished when a Judge does not huve to be a politician. Juvenile Trio Rtenl and Wreck Car. Pans Had Check. Caught. What we ncod Is a magistrate extraordinary and plenipotentiary for spanking minors. And one as merciless as our well known Jus tice of the peace. 8. P. Paid 140,000 for Moore Tract. lull War. My advice, fel low clt liens, Is to keep one hand on your pocketbook and tho other thrown cnrelessly ovor your watch nnd chain. Sooner or later wo will be asked to pay for this war. Ilroken Hearted Wife Joins Her Mate in Denlh. Its no use, Hus bands, they won't trust us any where, 1175.000 Kiln at Kugono Accept ! by I lend of B. P.I don't lilnmo him. I'd linvo accepted It myself. Klks Will Initiate Oct. 1. U is rumored that the candidates are taking Ironclad options on every goat In the market. Heart & Home Problems lly Mr. K.IImIm-iIi Thompson Willi I.OVK TIIK MONT MUX Oil WOMKS Kvery reader of this column Is Invited to all In my chair and an swer this letter: Dear Mra. Thompson: I have been Interested In your depart merit for some time, but It teema so one-sided lo me. All your let ters are from women and (Iris, wanting lo know how to regain I lie love of husband or a sweet, heart. Don't men lovs women as wholeheartedly as women lav men? Hon'l lhy cars to fight to hold or regain their wife's or sweetheart's affection? Or la It hut men have mors "pride" In this respect than ft'omen; don't waul to appear tu "ruo after" her D. M. It. fl. Preference will bo given to the answers from men and as many of the Interesting ones as I can find room for will be published. "Wll.ls OATS" TO HOW Dear Mra. Thompson: I am a girl almost SO years old and have been going with young man who Is now almost 23, for about three years. We have been engaged al most from the atari. We are very frank with each other, always say ing what we think about every thing, llo la always truthful. In one of our talks he told mo that although ho loved mo. and knew I was the one girl he wanted to marry, that he wished wt hadn't met for several years after we did, for he wants to go with another girl. He says he loves me. and doesn't want me to go with any one else, but would like lo step out Just onre In a while himself. He sold hn knew It wasn't fair for him to do so, and that he won't, but all the same I can't feel satis fied when I know hn has thai de sire. Do you believe It possible for a man lo have found the girl he wants lo marry and yet want lo step out with someone elso nnco-ln a while? 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