AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
"Let us. have faith that
that faith let us to the end
understand it" Abraham
No Chance
They Mizht Bick In But Not Out
The Corvallis Gazette-Times prints the following:
Suggestion to the balem Journal: Gel one of the convicts
to break out long enough to open the governors sfe nd set
the report of the special investigating committee on the state
penitentiary. If the boy are too well satisfied to break out
right now. get a trusty.
Easier said than done. We can understand why any
yegg should break into Dai's country club, but we can
not understand why any one in should break out, espec
ially anyone who enjoys good food and a carefree ex
istence, who likes Plenty of entertainment, who is fond of
movies, baseball and prize fights, with an after dinner
pipe of Merawanna during the evening's radio concert,
and a concluding game of poker, a colorful existence
brightened with flowers from and tcte-a-tetes with sob
sisters as a side attraction.
Of course there may be a few intellectuals on the
Murray, Kelley and Willos order remaining within the
walls, willing to leave the comforts of home, but it would
require a mental examination by the celebrated crimin
ologist Gus Anderson to find out, and the governor is not
likely to' sanction it for the purpose of losing his report.
There is even less chance of securing a trusty to crack
the governor's safe, for they can raise all the cash they
need by simply passing bad checks about town and have
too good a time as it is. Besides fair time is nearly here,
and the "boys" look forward to it as a gala event, where
they can trip the light fantastic with maidens fair, under
the harvest moon.
Meanwhile Governor Pierce, like Lady Macbeth, try
ing to wash her hands of the damned spot, is hoping the
people will forget all about it. At any rate, he is not
going to refresh the public mind by printing this expose
of prison scandal. Salem Journal.
Are You a
Everybody Who Works
Everybody who works and saves something and
builds a home or lends his savings to some industry to be
used in production is a capitalist. A member of labor
organizations which have banks and other assets is a
capitalist. Every individual who has a savings account
is a capitalist. The greater the supply of capital, the
greater will be the dejnand for labor to make use of
that capital.
"If capital is scarce and timid, the demand for labor
is less," says Chas. H. Carson of the American Bankers'
association. "The more productive capital there is, and
the more it seeks to be used, the more authority does
labor exercise in its demand for wages."
Real Farmers Want No Petting
Want Only To
Any cause in the present condition of agriculture for
the belief that it needs relief from distress, actual or im
pending, at the hands of the government is hard to find
Index numbers of the bureau of labor statistics show the
price of farm products as a class to be up to the level of
commodities in general. A survey by the agricultural de
partment of results on representative farms, good, med
ium and poor, has shown that in 1924 the farmer made
a profit on the principal staple crops.
Real farmers want to be left alone, as Secretary Jar
dine says, to solve their own problems with the facilities
that the government has given them.
Improved conditions last year blighted the hopes of
politicians who exploit hard luck and discontent, and con
ditions improve steadily this year, leaving little material
on which those politicians may work. If the farmer goes
on as he has begun under the sage leadership of Secre
tary Jardine, he will solve his own problems.
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One advantage in being the president of the Turkish
republic seems to be that you can roll your own divorces.
New York World.
After all, it may be just
president or the senate will
closure. Detroit News.
right make might, and in
dare to do our duty at wo
Lincoln.
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Capitalist?
and Saves Is Capitalist
Be Left Alone
a question whether our vice
make the first demand for
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
It'll Take More Than That To Keep Us Out!
Dinner Stories
A train traveling through the
west was held up by masked ban
dits. Two friends on their way to
California were among the pas
sengers. "Here's where we lope all nur
money." one said, as a robber en
tered the car.
"You don't think they'll tako
everything, do you?" the other
asked nervously.
"Certainly," the first replied.
"These fellows never mi;is any
thing." "That will be terrible," the sec
ond friend said. "Are you quite
sure they won't leave us any mon
ey?" he persisted.
"Of course," was the reply.
"Why io you ask?"
The other was silent for a min
ute. Then, taking a fifty-dollar
note from his poekel, he handed
it to his friend.
"What Is this for?" the first
asked, taking the money. '
"That's the fifty dollars I owe
you," the other answered. "Now
we're square."
A northern gentleman was be
ing entertained by a southern col
onel on a fishing trip. It was his
first visit to the South, and the
mosqiiitos were bo bothersome that
he was unable to sleep, while at
tho same time he could hear his
friend snoring audibly.
The noxt morning he approach
ed the old darkey who was doing
the cooking.
"Jim," he said, "how Is It the
colonel Is able to sleep no soundly
with so many mosqullos around?"
"I'll tell you, boss." the darkey
replied, "do fust part of dn night
de kernel Is too full to pay any
'tenshun to do skeelers, and de
last part of do night do skeelers
Is too full to pay any 'tenshun to
de kernel."
"Just walk down that path
marked 'private' and keep right on
till you come to a notice 'Tres
passers will be prosecuted.' A few
yards farther on there's a fine
pool In the river marked 'No
nsning allowed,' and there
are, sir."
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. Cno niKht at a ihentro Home . . i
Cno night at a iheatro some
scenery took fire, and a very per
ceptible odor of burning alarmed
the spettators. A panic seemed to
be imminent, when an ai-tor ap
peared on the stage.
"Ladles' ojnd gcntlemin." he
said, "compote younclrcs.- "'Hier
Is no dargpr."
The auilloiirA did not wm rc
assured. "Ladles and gentlemen." con
tinued the comedian, rising to the
necessity of the occasion, "con
found it all do you think if there
was any danger I'd be here?"
The panic collapsed.
Children's Tictorial ".-j
Cross Word Puzzle
k Itunning Across.
Word 1. "Ore a penny, two a
penny. Hot Cross ."
Word 8. What native of
Germany Is called. a
jt-.Word 4. Opposite of op. yi
V Running Oowo. ;'?)
P Word 1. A common article of
food.
! Word 2. A country of southern
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SUNDAY'S PUZZLE
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Sunny Dick Says
100 Families Mere Kiposcd to
Typhoid Fever Through Milk.
Dairyman Skips. After an epi
demic of this dread disease with
Us train of death and suffering
perhaps we will admit that the plea
of Dr. Lamb as dairy Inspector
that ho be given some police as
sistance was not such Joke af
ter all.
Threp and a llnlf Ton Circus
Klephiint Amuck in Woods of Ar
kansas Is Klnyer of Nine Mm. loo
Men on Trail. An honcst-to-John
maneailng elephant hunt right at
home. And to think that rich
Americans go clear to Africa for
Just this.
Klamath Indians Iterelvo 1200
Kaeh From Work. Thero are Jeal
ous people mean enough to say
that they received tho 1200 with
out work.
Liquor Violators Fined (3,200
In August by Justice of the Pence
Kendall. This shows what can be
accomplished when a Judge does
not huve to be a politician.
Juvenile Trio Rtenl and Wreck
Car. Pans Had Check. Caught.
What we ncod Is a magistrate
extraordinary and plenipotentiary
for spanking minors. And one as
merciless as our well known Jus
tice of the peace.
8. P. Paid 140,000 for Moore
Tract. lull War. My advice, fel
low clt liens, Is to keep one hand
on your pocketbook and tho other
thrown cnrelessly ovor your watch
nnd chain. Sooner or later wo
will be asked to pay for this war.
Ilroken Hearted Wife Joins Her
Mate in Denlh. Its no use, Hus
bands, they won't trust us any
where, 1175.000 Kiln at Kugono Accept
! by I lend of B. P.I don't
lilnmo him. I'd linvo accepted It
myself.
Klks Will Initiate Oct. 1. U is
rumored that the candidates are
taking Ironclad options on every
goat In the market.
Heart & Home
Problems
lly Mr. K.IImIm-iIi Thompson
Willi I.OVK TIIK MONT MUX
Oil WOMKS
Kvery reader of this column Is
Invited to all In my chair and an
swer this letter:
Dear Mra. Thompson: I have
been Interested In your depart
merit for some time, but It teema
so one-sided lo me. All your let
ters are from women and (Iris,
wanting lo know how to regain
I lie love of husband or a sweet,
heart. Don't men lovs women as
wholeheartedly as women lav
men? Hon'l lhy cars to fight to
hold or regain their wife's or
sweetheart's affection? Or la It
hut men have mors "pride" In
this respect than ft'omen; don't
waul to appear tu "ruo after" her
D. M. It. fl.
Preference will bo given to the
answers from men and as many of
the Interesting ones as I can find
room for will be published.
"Wll.ls OATS" TO HOW
Dear Mra. Thompson: I am a
girl almost SO years old and have
been going with young man who
Is now almost 23, for about three
years. We have been engaged al
most from the atari. We are very
frank with each other, always say
ing what we think about every
thing, llo la always truthful. In
one of our talks he told mo that
although ho loved mo. and knew I
was the one girl he wanted to
marry, that he wished wt hadn't
met for several years after we did,
for he wants to go with another
girl. He says he loves me. and
doesn't want me to go with any
one else, but would like lo step
out Just onre In a while himself.
He sold hn knew It wasn't fair for
him to do so, and that he won't,
but all the same I can't feel satis
fied when I know hn has thai de
sire. Do you believe It possible
for a man lo have found the girl
he wants lo marry and yet want lo
step out with someone elso nnco-ln
a while? Would ho want lo after
he was married? lie says that If
he were married he would always
be true to his wife, no matter
what. Wo were lo he married bo
foro Christmas, but would you If
you were me? llu went with a
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