The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942, September 10, 1925, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextAN INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS "Let u have faith that right makes might, and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it." Abraham Lincoln. And Well Hitch Old Dobbin To the Shay! Portrait cf a Business Man Fity l cr Business Man The Chicago association of commerce, Being panned for bringing a rodeo exhibition to Chicago, finds nothing unusual in the experience. It is an association of business men, and business men are accustomed to being panned, to being held in contempt or beneath contempt, reviled or pitied, looked down upon, or at the best, patted patron izingly and smiled upon condescendingly. The intellectuals know that the business man is an inferior order of human animal, full of bromides and plati tudes, whose mental operations are fully contained in "yours received and contents noted." He is a Rotarian, a Babbitt, a 100 per cent American, a go-getter, able to handle dollars an operation which seems to be attached to hopeless imbecility but otherwise juvenile. The intellectuals can find something to respect in proletarian thought. They would have more use for a convention of piano movers" than piano makers. A busi ness man's gathering is rated as something which enables the men to pin red ribbons on themselves, laugh vacuous ly, call out "Come up to room 410, Bill. We have every thing." , If the business man enters politics he is a sinister in fluence. It is orthodox pink doctrine that no business man could be interested in politics except to try to corrupt government for his own gain. In this he is always big business. Then the public should climb telegraph poles or hide' out in the brush while the reformers go gunning and bring in the hide for the barn door. In his family life the business man is an old fogy to his children and a check book to his wife. He is some- j thing that fusses when the kids have the cars out all night knocking down the concrete traffic posts, when daughter comes home at three a. m., and when a basket of empties is cleaned out of Reginald's dresser. He is something that can breakfast by himself to get to the office by 8 :30, and makes -the servants sore by getting themup. .":' If he with other business men try to arrange sports for the public they are brutes and the women tell them so. To the drys they are scofflaws who keep the rum runners and bootleggers busy and prosperous. If there ever was a human worm viewed from various angles it is the business man in this country. And when he isn't a worm he's a reptile and he can pay his money and take his choice- He has been letting this go on be cause he is too busy to defend himself. He has to be busy. He has the whole country resting on his shoulders and if he weakens everybody is miserable. He keeps the country going. He endows the schools which produce the intellectuals. He provides work which buys the shoes, the steaks, the house furniture and the automobile. He builds cities and gives agriculture a market for its pro duce, just as he gives it the tools of its trade. He is why the farmer is not living on just what he raises and getting his clothes off his own sheep and traveling on his own feet or behind his own horses. Nevertheless he will continue to get his whenever he expresses an opinion or lifts a finger. It's probably a good thing it does not worry him much. From Chicago Tribune. An American flag for every room in the Pelican City school building was presented to the building yesterday by Gus Krause of the Klamath Box and Lumber company- Due to the large number of foreigners in the school, the presence of a flag would help materially, in the opin ion of Mr. Krause. The presence of a flag is one of the first steps in Americanization and in no greater manner can the effects of Americanization be seen than in a school room. "America will be the first nation to have its homes heated by gas, thermostatically controlled," says II. C. Abell, president of the American Gas association. "We will be the first nation to discard ice for gas-operated refrigerators; the first to adopt universally the tempera lure method of cooking food by gas, and the first to out law smoke, soot, ashes, by using gas fuel instead of solid fuel for all heating purposes in shops and factories" o The Farm Mortgage Bankers association of America will hold its annual convention at Nashville, Tenn., Sep tember 8, 0 and 10. The three days' business program will include discussions of taxation, fire prevention, state rural credits, tax-exempt bonds and other subjects of general interest. KLAMATH FAI I e aT"" I I, THURSDAY, II I - -MS seas .1 ' Otir Efficient Justice of (h- ' i r -s t . i Heart & Home Problems II) Mrs. Kllaalx-tti TlmtiitMin ''''"totlu,,. ""now. ... ""'V . in in IH WOllllVINtl OI.DCIt WOMKN Tii boll or mil to bohT It's am. 1 11 s question that agitates women Hut now It's lh olilur anil not tha younger one who worry nrer It. )i'nr Mrs. Thompson: I nm a widow, 40 years old (with k good, wrinkled complexion). 1 want to liars my 'hair bohbed. Whan I salt my f rlonilK what thoy think about It. thoy any, "Do It," but behind my hark limy any. "I don't are what alio wants to hare her hair bobbed for. Hha mum ho tonkins (or another hiinbaml." Anil that makes mn mad. for 1 am not. have been a widow (or eight years, but I like to look my beat. Please ad vine nm. ( Hob It, by all means, If you wish. Why worry shout what your (rlenda say. ss long sa what you contemplate la not wrong. lllMMlnlnl lii Ixivr Dear Mrs. Thompson: There la a young msn with whom I two dale who has been disappointed In love. I have tried everything to make hi in forget hla (ormer friend, but all In vain. (Mesne give mo some motherly sdvlre. JKANNKTTK. I know of no halm that will heal the arara of lore rxrept forgetful ness. ( am uunlilo to toll you sny thing you ran do la muko him for. get. except In lei mailers tuko their own rourae. Sunny Dick Says A Strange Cu't. the Edenit. Has Sprung t'p In England. 50 Men and Women in the Colony. No Clothes. Yes, evolution Is a wonderful thing. Who would hare suspected that Innocent look ing September Morn girl of beget ting a whole colony of Edentata? Naval Board of InvcHtlgatlon Rocomracnds Continuance of (;or ernment Bigger Dirigible Pro gram. The government evidently considers this subject la way over the heads of the civilians. Uncle Zeb says: ".Spcakln' about theHe here seaplane aery planes, I tell yu It don't take no governmlnt Investigate' to see that they aint ary one of 'em go- A In' to be safe 'til thoy carries lifeboats." Our Efficient Justice of the Peace in making K'.;ii:iH(h Kalis unsufo for drimkd in making it safe for the rest of n . Anyone from Poimnr.s will ad mit thnt the Bonmis (VnMunlty club had the host clii'!t. The rcp'.lea of dosi.rl "bi-ro.-e" uud "after" Irrigation, In parllcilar. was the whale's whisker. Dinner Stories A sheriff htw a miRhty poor show of accornplliihliiK anythlDK. With the help of one or two di-p-utios he must capture the crimi nals. Then the county hip's iwHvo men to (urn thorn loose. Allmny Democrat. Ii.ldrcn's Pictorial '1 Cross Word Puzzle Seven Killed; 10 Are Missing in Wash. At this rate people will soon quit getting washed. No traffic officers are needed to. enforce the unwritten law that all ladles shall dim their noso shine. In Medford Speech Vice Pres. Dawes Continues Damning Senate. It Is rather Irregular to have a vice president do this. Our Efficient Justice of the Peace in making Klamath Kails unsafe for drunks Is making it safe for the rest of us. Chief Loucks to Work for More Efficient City Police Department. Will Visit Other Cities. It doesn't look as though the bigger and bet ter Klamath Falls Is going to havo room for any underworld at all. By all odds tho busiest booth at the fair grounds was the one marked. Klamath Fall, Cream ery. Free cheese and buttermilk. Anyone from Bonanza will ad mit that Itunnn Community Club had tho best (air exhibit. The re plica o( desert "before" and "af ter" irrigation in particular was the whale's whiskers. Murder Trial of Illch Frank Way Is on Here Next Tuesday. Has Itotalned Ablest Counsel. watch the fireworks. 1 I I i : U'-J "But why did you leave your last place" tha lady asked of tho would-be cook. "To toll Jljo truth, mum. I Just couldn't stand the way the master an' the missus used to quarrel, mum." "Desr me! Do you mean to say that they actually used to quar rel?" "Yes. mum: all the time. When il wasn't 1110 an" him. It wns mo an' .her." Running Across. Word 1. In the picture. , , Word G. A number. ' I Word 6. Us. Word 8. What we do three timet t day. Word 10. What we should prizi ibove all other things. Runnin- Down. 4 ' Word 1. A period of time, j ! Word 2. Upon. , I Word 3. Opposite of old, ' word 4. A young man. Word 7. A snake-like fish. Word 8. Location; Tho plac rhere. YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE ANSWERED. When tho creator of Sherlock Holmes, tho Britisher, Kir Conan Doyle, arrived for tho first time In Boston years ago, ho was Instantly recognized by I lie cabman whose vehicle he had engaged. When the rreat literary man offered to pay his fare tho cabman suld qulto respectfully: "If you please, sir, I should much prefer a ticket to your lec ture. If you should have none with you a visiting-card penciled hy yourself would do. Conan Doyle laughed. "Tell me," he said, "how did you know who I was, and I will give you tickets (or your whole family." "Thank you. sir," was tho ro ply. "I read in the paper you were coming by this train. If you will excuse personal remarks your coat Inpels aro badly twisted downward whore they have been grasped by the pertinacious Now York re Porters. Your net, buttered st tho brim In front, shows where you li'ive tightly grasped It in tho "trugglo to stand your ground at a Chicago literary luncheon. Your right overshoe haa a large block of Buffalo mud Just under tho I it -Hep, tho odor of a L'tlca cigar hangs about your clothing, and the overcoat Itself shows tho slor eniy brushing of the porters of tho through sleepers from Albany, and stenciled upon tho vory end of tho 'Wellington' In fairly plain lottor Ing is your nnme, 'Conan Doylo.' " I 'P bit f, """ v.h,o;'0,v '' "'" 1st I X1S Un""' "W Mr. .,Wlk,M "or n.M i -( Vntll..R.l . vcntlon.1 ir Piut,,J oM-lashlow ao,d,. a .: ; rav t nnstttit tun,, lrl.l.lllt, o( ,, bobbed without voin.n rrtttt,wuJ are dellihtnt hw ,v: .1 - iai Eight British missionaries woro 'Ptured by Chinese bandits In the fi'-hwang province. We trust 'heir captors will not be so un naturally cruel as to make them pronounce the name of the place. Eugene Register. There's not'alti o much utotttcii.j xcrpt to let ou n.-sJ Courier sad JesrttL lluwsrer.'ipeui,, modesty of ttort modwly Itself of 1 ui lure! Chsrlwtoi lUH 1 llyUo uyi ie tUlrui which li the y he rut Wall Street Joarul C. EDUCE It. B : Your letter l wholly Illegible. I, who am ex perienced In declphvlng all sorts of penmanship, am unablo to read It. Wrllo In Ink on one slda of paper, please. Kiss (Juration Worries Her Dear Mrs, Thompson: I am 12 years old. I have been keeping company with a boy of my own age for over a month. The (irsl evening we went out together, hi asked mo for a kiss. I sahl no. He said the reason I nked for a We think the yralibe) thorliles thesis heomhi' this prepoied lit Em in to llsvtns. Woreetstya The iMtlmonj 11 tksi veallgatlos u wdad the roarlru vert MoJ punished. Tbel tkr them radio ever; alttt hi twice a week Corolal Timea. Tim. I) Ut Something Bes ulsal to Ihe young prwirsl away to rollme U traOi leather pin trays tkilM pack ssy la on'i' ran be folded Hat get her at the forwisi compact traya lor TS! bureau. STEP-VODPUZI (RTXNT APfUCO fob) Coprrlant. m. King K.alurM Syndicate, In Oiest BiW iate m un ime. itie.woso." ill ". "' '"TJ U ueitut fcMkieea. MMil AMiftfiMMl e.lft Ife K'H By ARTHUR WYNNE, Originator 0 Ihe No4m t'resa Wtri . 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