AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
"Let u have faith that right makes might, and in
that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
And Well Hitch Old Dobbin To the Shay!
Portrait cf a Business Man
Fity l cr Business Man
The Chicago association of commerce, Being panned
for bringing a rodeo exhibition to Chicago, finds nothing
unusual in the experience. It is an association of business
men, and business men are accustomed to being panned,
to being held in contempt or beneath contempt, reviled
or pitied, looked down upon, or at the best, patted patron
izingly and smiled upon condescendingly.
The intellectuals know that the business man is an
inferior order of human animal, full of bromides and plati
tudes, whose mental operations are fully contained in
"yours received and contents noted." He is a Rotarian,
a Babbitt, a 100 per cent American, a go-getter, able to
handle dollars an operation which seems to be attached
to hopeless imbecility but otherwise juvenile.
The intellectuals can find something to respect in
proletarian thought. They would have more use for a
convention of piano movers" than piano makers. A busi
ness man's gathering is rated as something which enables
the men to pin red ribbons on themselves, laugh vacuous
ly, call out "Come up to room 410, Bill. We have every
thing." ,
If the business man enters politics he is a sinister in
fluence. It is orthodox pink doctrine that no business
man could be interested in politics except to try to corrupt
government for his own gain. In this he is always big
business. Then the public should climb telegraph poles
or hide' out in the brush while the reformers go gunning
and bring in the hide for the barn door.
In his family life the business man is an old fogy to
his children and a check book to his wife. He is some- j
thing that fusses when the kids have the cars out all night
knocking down the concrete traffic posts, when daughter
comes home at three a. m., and when a basket of empties
is cleaned out of Reginald's dresser. He is something that
can breakfast by himself to get to the office by 8 :30, and
makes -the servants sore by getting themup. .":'
If he with other business men try to arrange sports
for the public they are brutes and the women tell them
so. To the drys they are scofflaws who keep the rum
runners and bootleggers busy and prosperous.
If there ever was a human worm viewed from various
angles it is the business man in this country. And when
he isn't a worm he's a reptile and he can pay his money
and take his choice- He has been letting this go on be
cause he is too busy to defend himself. He has to be
busy. He has the whole country resting on his shoulders
and if he weakens everybody is miserable. He keeps the
country going. He endows the schools which produce the
intellectuals. He provides work which buys the shoes,
the steaks, the house furniture and the automobile. He
builds cities and gives agriculture a market for its pro
duce, just as he gives it the tools of its trade. He is why
the farmer is not living on just what he raises and getting
his clothes off his own sheep and traveling on his own
feet or behind his own horses.
Nevertheless he will continue to get his whenever he
expresses an opinion or lifts a finger. It's probably a
good thing it does not worry him much. From Chicago
Tribune.
An American flag for every room in the Pelican City
school building was presented to the building yesterday
by Gus Krause of the Klamath Box and Lumber company-
Due to the large number of foreigners in the school,
the presence of a flag would help materially, in the opin
ion of Mr. Krause. The presence of a flag is one of the
first steps in Americanization and in no greater manner
can the effects of Americanization be seen than in a
school room.
"America will be the first nation to have its homes
heated by gas, thermostatically controlled," says II. C.
Abell, president of the American Gas association. "We
will be the first nation to discard ice for gas-operated
refrigerators; the first to adopt universally the tempera
lure method of cooking food by gas, and the first to out
law smoke, soot, ashes, by using gas fuel instead of solid
fuel for all heating purposes in shops and factories"
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The Farm Mortgage Bankers association of America
will hold its annual convention at Nashville, Tenn., Sep
tember 8, 0 and 10. The three days' business program
will include discussions of taxation, fire prevention, state
rural credits, tax-exempt bonds and other subjects of
general interest.
KLAMATH FAI I e aT""
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THURSDAY,
II I - -MS seas .1
' Otir Efficient Justice of (h- '
i r -s t . i
Heart & Home
Problems
II) Mrs. Kllaalx-tti TlmtiitMin
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IH WOllllVINtl OI.DCIt WOMKN
Tii boll or mil to bohT It's am. 1 11
s question that agitates women
Hut now It's lh olilur anil not tha
younger one who worry nrer It.
)i'nr Mrs. Thompson: I nm a
widow, 40 years old (with k good,
wrinkled complexion). 1 want to
liars my 'hair bohbed. Whan I salt
my f rlonilK what thoy think about
It. thoy any, "Do It," but behind
my hark limy any. "I don't are
what alio wants to hare her hair
bobbed for. Hha mum ho tonkins
(or another hiinbaml." Anil that
makes mn mad. for 1 am not.
have been a widow (or eight years,
but I like to look my beat. Please
ad vine nm. (
Hob It, by all means, If you
wish. Why worry shout what
your (rlenda say. ss long sa what
you contemplate la not wrong.
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Dear Mrs. Thompson: There la
a young msn with whom I two
dale who has been disappointed In
love. I have tried everything to
make hi in forget hla (ormer friend,
but all In vain. (Mesne give mo
some motherly sdvlre.
JKANNKTTK.
I know of no halm that will heal
the arara of lore rxrept forgetful
ness. ( am uunlilo to toll you sny
thing you ran do la muko him for.
get. except In lei mailers tuko
their own rourae.
Sunny Dick Says
A Strange Cu't. the Edenit.
Has Sprung t'p In England. 50
Men and Women in the Colony.
No Clothes. Yes, evolution Is a
wonderful thing. Who would hare
suspected that Innocent look
ing September Morn girl of beget
ting a whole colony of Edentata?
Naval Board of InvcHtlgatlon
Rocomracnds Continuance of (;or
ernment Bigger Dirigible Pro
gram. The government evidently
considers this subject la way over
the heads of the civilians.
Uncle Zeb says: ".Spcakln'
about theHe here seaplane aery
planes, I tell yu It don't take no
governmlnt Investigate' to see
that they aint ary one of 'em go- A
In' to be safe 'til thoy carries lifeboats."
Our Efficient Justice of the
Peace in making K'.;ii:iH(h Kalis
unsufo for drimkd in making it
safe for the rest of n .
Anyone from Poimnr.s will ad
mit thnt the Bonmis (VnMunlty
club had the host clii'!t. The
rcp'.lea of dosi.rl "bi-ro.-e" uud
"after" Irrigation, In parllcilar.
was the whale's whisker.
Dinner Stories
A sheriff htw a miRhty poor
show of accornplliihliiK anythlDK.
With the help of one or two di-p-utios
he must capture the crimi
nals. Then the county hip's iwHvo
men to (urn thorn loose. Allmny
Democrat.
Ii.ldrcn's Pictorial '1
Cross Word Puzzle
Seven Killed; 10 Are Missing
in Wash. At this rate people will
soon quit getting washed.
No traffic officers are needed to.
enforce the unwritten law that all
ladles shall dim their noso shine.
In Medford Speech Vice Pres.
Dawes Continues Damning Senate.
It Is rather Irregular to have a
vice president do this.
Our Efficient Justice of the
Peace in making Klamath Kails
unsafe for drunks Is making it
safe for the rest of us.
Chief Loucks to Work for More
Efficient City Police Department.
Will Visit Other Cities. It doesn't
look as though the bigger and bet
ter Klamath Falls Is going to havo
room for any underworld at all.
By all odds tho busiest booth at
the fair grounds was the one
marked. Klamath Fall, Cream
ery. Free cheese and buttermilk.
Anyone from Bonanza will ad
mit that Itunnn Community Club
had tho best (air exhibit. The re
plica o( desert "before" and "af
ter" irrigation in particular was
the whale's whiskers.
Murder Trial of Illch Frank
Way Is on Here Next Tuesday.
Has Itotalned Ablest Counsel.
watch the fireworks.
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"But why did you leave your
last place" tha lady asked of tho
would-be cook.
"To toll Jljo truth, mum. I Just
couldn't stand the way the master
an' the missus used to quarrel,
mum."
"Desr me! Do you mean to say
that they actually used to quar
rel?" "Yes. mum: all the time. When
il wasn't 1110 an" him. It wns mo
an' .her."
Running Across.
Word 1. In the picture. , ,
Word G. A number. ' I
Word 6. Us.
Word 8. What we do three timet
t day.
Word 10. What we should prizi
ibove all other things.
Runnin- Down. 4
' Word 1. A period of time, j
! Word 2. Upon. ,
I Word 3. Opposite of old,
' word 4. A young man.
Word 7. A snake-like fish.
Word 8. Location; Tho plac
rhere.
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
When tho creator of Sherlock
Holmes, tho Britisher, Kir Conan
Doyle, arrived for tho first time In
Boston years ago, ho was Instantly
recognized by I lie cabman whose
vehicle he had engaged. When
the rreat literary man offered to
pay his fare tho cabman suld qulto
respectfully:
"If you please, sir, I should
much prefer a ticket to your lec
ture. If you should have none with
you a visiting-card penciled hy
yourself would do.
Conan Doyle laughed.
"Tell me," he said, "how did
you know who I was, and I will
give you tickets (or your whole
family."
"Thank you. sir," was tho ro
ply. "I read in the paper you were
coming by this train. If you will
excuse personal remarks your coat
Inpels aro badly twisted downward
whore they have been grasped by
the pertinacious Now York re
Porters. Your net, buttered st tho
brim In front, shows where you
li'ive tightly grasped It in tho
"trugglo to stand your ground at a
Chicago literary luncheon. Your
right overshoe haa a large block
of Buffalo mud Just under tho I it -Hep,
tho odor of a L'tlca cigar
hangs about your clothing, and
the overcoat Itself shows tho slor
eniy brushing of the porters of tho
through sleepers from Albany, and
stenciled upon tho vory end of tho
'Wellington' In fairly plain lottor
Ing is your nnme, 'Conan Doylo.' "
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Eight British missionaries woro
'Ptured by Chinese bandits In the
fi'-hwang province. We trust
'heir captors will not be so un
naturally cruel as to make them
pronounce the name of the place.
Eugene Register.
There's not'alti
o much utotttcii.j
xcrpt to let ou n.-sJ
Courier sad JesrttL
lluwsrer.'ipeui,,
modesty of ttort
modwly Itself of 1 ui
lure! Chsrlwtoi lUH 1
llyUo uyi ie tUlrui
which li the y he rut
Wall Street Joarul
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wholly Illegible. I, who am ex
perienced In declphvlng all sorts
of penmanship, am unablo to read
It. Wrllo In Ink on one slda of
paper, please.
Kiss (Juration Worries Her
Dear Mrs, Thompson: I am 12
years old. I have been keeping
company with a boy of my own
age for over a month. The (irsl
evening we went out together, hi
asked mo for a kiss. I sahl no.
He said the reason I nked for a
We think the yralibe)
thorliles thesis heomhi'
this prepoied lit Em in
to llsvtns. Woreetstya
The iMtlmonj 11 tksi
veallgatlos u wdad
the roarlru vert MoJ
punished. Tbel tkr
them radio ever; alttt hi
twice a week Corolal
Timea.
Tim. I) Ut
Something Bes ulsal
to Ihe young prwirsl
away to rollme U traOi
leather pin trays tkilM
pack ssy la on'i'
ran be folded Hat
get her at the forwisi
compact traya lor TS!
bureau.
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