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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 19, 1925)
ma; AN INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER "Having Grandest Time! Wish You Were Here!' Heart and Honifi p, HI "Let ui hve filth that rigl.t make might, and in that faith let tit to the end dare to do our duty we understand it." Abraham Lincoln. My MUM. M.I..WT lit' Doubts Tht'tv Arj J cent Big THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS wijg Small Town Taclics by Official Head Mayor Refuses To C.'w The AVtc His AVu-j The News bows its bloody head. t Humility is its potion. Proud organ that it was, its spirit has been crushed to earth or wherever it is that first-class spirits are crushed. It has been dealt a ter rific blow. It is visited with contrition. The News, let it confess, has received a set-back, a back-set, a massage and a rub-down or whatever you call 'em from Mayor Fred Goddard. They were meta phorical, rather than physical, however, and didn't cost a cent Mayor Goddard has declined to give The News any more news. He said so. In the future. The News feels it must confide to its readers, it cannot learn anything from the mayor. It must simply limp along under its handicap, without, so much ' as a "personal" from his honor. '- Why? ' ' ' Mayor Goddard feels that The News, in its account of Monday nightcouncil meeting, should have included jn its story the admitted fact that Taul Lambert intro . duced the ordinance providing for a special election to choose a councilman from the second ward. He resents the fact that The News took up the council's conversation at a point-where the mayor requested to know what dis position the council wished to make of the bill. It is a fact that The News did not mention that Mr. Lambert provided the ordinance. It is equally true that The News did not describe the clothes of the spectators present, nor the color of sox worn by the councilmen. In other words, The News, by its omission of Mr. Lambert's name... had no desire to place the mayor in a position which, he seems to feel, is embarrassing. Limited space frequently necessitates the elimination of much detail. It was all very trivial. . Yesterday the mayor told The News that, previously, he had instructed all officers of the city to give The News a square deal. The News assumes that he meant it would be given access to affairs that are the business of the public. The News is appreciative, and trusts that the mayr will not withdraw his order. The News is very fond of a square deal. ' Abjectly, The News submits its case. May its read ers bear with it, in this, its hour of sorrow. Learn "Your City" Know Your City Rejoice In Its Progress Many people do not seem to know much about the city in which they live. If they would take the trouble to learn the facts about the home city, it would be a revelation to them that they would never forget. They could then rejoice in the splendid progress and development their city has made. It would make them realize the difference between inertia and initiative. It would make them realize the importance of boost ing the home city. They would realize what good community advertis ing means. They would realize if they don't tell the outside world about the home city, nobody else will. They would realize that the coming to the home city of new residents and industries would make a definite addition to the potential and actual wealth of the city. When opportunity comes to a city, that city should act right now; act like lightning. If they don't, the op ; portunity may move on. Tcople well sold on the home ; city have lofty idrab, a bubbling spirjt of unuenclmblc enthusiasm and unlimited faith in it. o- . 1 When two fat women pass on the street each looks back and wonders if she will ever look like that Shieks arc passe. An Egyptian tells us that real shieks are considered boobs in the Orient. Same here. o Lots of people wait in vain for their ships to comTin simply because they neglected to launch them. o . , When truth becomes fashionable what will become of gossips? 1 ' ; ('ootid TrtilN ficttlng I lit l it I j I Sunny Dick Says ('ootid Tmlll ficttlng Holler I flul InfriiUful ..Judging by the kin. I of fruit alrYotly i. ui.,l it'a safer this way. Dinner Stories Heavy Fine for Liquor Viola tions in Klamath Fall Continue This Is simply terrible, boy. "Im ply terrible. The overhead Is getting so blfcb that a poor boot legger ran hardly buy bread fur his family. Motion to Hold Special Ward Two Election at a Cost of 1500 Falls There's graft abroad. If money saved l money earned ihc city is getting 1500 for accepting Councilman West's resignation. Colonel Thompson. Who Led Lava Bed Attack Returns to Klam ath Mlgosh, weren't thone tough old days! Now we use feather beds and Ostermoor Distresses. Nationally Known Antimrs:t to I'm Novel on Klamath If she Is to write up wh.it the m-c the routity court ouUt to pro id her with a rompotent guil- A lot of people drive a fast a !f ttwy wcro guing tn the doctor. And some of them are. hut they don't know It Huntington Advertiser. C'llil Ii n Cross Wo; i "I'll Swim til. English Channel or Die." Says Miss Gertrude Kd erle. Sharks Have Been Reported In These Waters No cheating, sow. girlie, like Jonah did. Klamath Better Baby Move ment Extends Into Logging Vil lages Good work, County Health Unit. These chips off the old blocks must be taken care of. Locsl Chapter of Long Fellows Organzlc Here to Protest Against Short Beds Tis said this Is nn ancient order dating back to the fark Ages In Europe, (even dark er than now), when long men were cut to fit a bed and short ones were stretched. church house In a certain rural district wan sadly In need of repairs. The official board hnd railed n meeting of the parlshon era to see. what could be done towanl raining the necessary funds. One of the weulthlcM and stingiest of tho adherents of that church arose aud said thut he would give five dollars, and rat down. Just then a hit of plastering fell from tbe ceiling and bit him squarely upon the head. here upon he jumped up, looked con fused and said: "I er I meant I'll give fifty dollars!" then re Miiticd hU seat again. After a brief silence a voice as heard to sny: "Oh, Lord, hit lin again!" K.uhlllered by unfortunate pcrlrmea, this young g!rl has I he t... i (.. r there aren't any r.-.iHta. ble youths any more. Mm sats: li.ur Mia. Thumpaoti; think I'm destined to be ail old nmlil for lbs simple reason thai there aren't any decent men living (they lnut have died year ago). I'mb. ably It Is because I am hard lu nil aud Hie men don't cumo up lu ii y Ideals but I am so dlaguatcd with the men In general. I have ' gone around quite a hit with all j kinds ami lliey arc all Ilia same. I don't enjoy myself any mure, trying to rope with this problem. There doesn't seem to be any mors good fellowship men liavo out thing nn their mind and where It la absolutely a lough battle io keep your self respect, where Is the Joy In going out at all? Fur Instance: I went with a young man for almost eight months and his love making was such Ibnl I had lo give him up at last. I don't tn I ml kissing it man I'm engaged to, or lil in putting his arms around me 1 1 hat's natural In an engaged rouple and If a girl didn't allow that she would deserve lu be cull ed a prude), but anything further lhan that I draw tho lino on and that's the problem I've had tu eon lend with for eight months. What will I do? It's the same thing all I he time with my friends. I am very modest and not too reserved Ihy that I mean I am good com pany. Jolly and try to inske the man I'm Willi feel at euiel; the girls dial drink and smok-j say I'm old fashioned and I must be a better sport In hold a man. I do neither, but seem In havo a pretty fine time Just the same outside of the mushing. I hies a man really like a girl belter If she Is a good i sport and doesn't count on the-' seiiii'iiirs or loss of friendship, or do they really waul a good girl with Ideals? That's what has been on my mind tor a long time and now I've made up my mind writ,,. '""" Ism, ..... .M " "IWilrtH ThalUs,iJ rea't , her fsrstu, J " in. m,. ""t tin ria t l'" myself t ovnaly. permutes; nu wrlci i, J ul" l4 trts, still iJ prrM-nes kn Is Hit lrl iw J gret Itui Uij You, hii ..ur rkulistfnj thai II u SO.H.J oh a ul tin rt(k' i SALLY ASDlJ sc. reisry si u, ispiiol, for al-J HORG W r w ak I li Tel ; I (nr llnun Id t Wn!a er sic (he ;icm on Mill" rir Ml th. In ti Tlllbou J ThlS Uf hta. ful sml sat,, ' W Knle ti" rsaa l His rvmiaf filMltiirUns, tor aiibfUMsiSki a.CUIIIUllllS. flue susvsf ssf l4 tiy l-.trr, sruar s.ienld b StMi la a sirs Sl.ts e cs.e si weHanais) uii'terlakes v.:f Those mJ onn. r escirS live. rwttaW HiUnlustU. 4 fuisnt-UI rti-w I..II..W the tn In. H. Itut S-as ait.l diaimie A siil.al.lv of scrt Ih.s day sllawlrf anil smtallftnt' i-milrntlon ?s piocxsa St wat Flapper Rescues Drowning Uoy nt Astoria Well, miracle of mir acles! Here's a flnppcr who can actually flap. City Fire Limits Will Be Ks lended At Inst It Is out, the real reason for the lumbermen organ liing is to get tho protection of our efficient clly fire department for NglHIng Ihulr old forest fires. Local Salvation Army Drive Is On. Needs IG.nno Ouch. Ouch! Is there, never a closed scasuu on tho poor old pockctbook? Local Fans Charter Special Train to Weed I'oor Weed. They will need that trainload of funs rovlvo them. Weed Smothers Yrekans 15 t 0 I say, Yreka, aren't Weeds the pests? I Running Arrows. Word I. "Itnh-a-ilub, dub; Three men in a . -." Word 6. L's.-.l in nlnying tennis. Worn 7. The juice extracted fr'.in npplcr. Wpr.l !l. p.,e(ie form ..f In-fore. Void 10. To be mistaken. Running Down. V.'urrl llenealh. Word .1. The insert that pro dues honey. Word 4. Frozen water. Word . Attempt. , Word 8. Wrath; anger. YKSTF.KI LAY'S ITZZLK A.NSW KKKI). A Ceorgia woman who moved north found she rould not be con lented wllhout the colored mam my who had been her lervant for many years. She sen! for old inainmy, and tho servant arrived in iluu seuson. It so happened that the Ceorgia woman had to leave the town the very duy mam my arrived. Itcforo departing she. had ju."t time to explain to mum my the modern conveniences with which her upnrtmcnt wits furnish ed The gas stovo was the con trivance which Interested the col ored woman most. After Hie mis tress of Ihu household had lighted Hie oven, tho broiler, und other l urner:., and felt ri'rliiin tin, old s-rvant understood its operation, the mistress hurried for her train. She was absent for two weeks, and iiiio of her first questions lo mammy wan how vw had worried along. "I'e fines' ever," was the reply. "An .la I nir gas slove-OJt, my! Why. do you know. Miss Flo'ence, 'li'' fire aim gone out ylt?" STEP-WORD PI Cnpyrig.it, l:4. King Kcaturrt Vynditat. inc UimI t"iB . . - . ( Hips 'is tji si il r- w w n f. ww wi -; By ARTHUR WYNNE, Originator of III Modern Cioss II or h Ttic solulion to yesterday' seven mini fna M Wirri ... M ,.n, la 1-iven hfluw and fol IH" ...i.ih. r...,r lilr oiol.tem SOI.'I- In CAkKiaO0 the dclinitions and chanife only one letter on escli ajJJ The cook for the (UHradliius. he Yakima mountain climbing or ganization now camped near tho sisters, left his cumpflro unattend ed and drew a 25 flno. 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