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AN INDEPENDENT
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
"Having Grandest Time! Wish You Were Here!'
Heart and Honifi p,
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"Let ui hve filth that rigl.t make might, and in
that faith let tit to the end dare to do our duty we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln.
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THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS wijg
Small Town Taclics by Official Head
Mayor Refuses To C.'w The AVtc His AVu-j
The News bows its bloody head.
t Humility is its potion. Proud organ that it was, its
spirit has been crushed to earth or wherever it is that
first-class spirits are crushed. It has been dealt a ter
rific blow. It is visited with contrition.
The News, let it confess, has received a set-back, a
back-set, a massage and a rub-down or whatever you
call 'em from Mayor Fred Goddard. They were meta
phorical, rather than physical, however, and didn't cost
a cent
Mayor Goddard has declined to give The News any
more news. He said so. In the future. The News feels
it must confide to its readers, it cannot learn anything
from the mayor. It must simply limp along under its
handicap, without, so much ' as a "personal" from his
honor.
'- Why? ' ' '
Mayor Goddard feels that The News, in its account
of Monday nightcouncil meeting, should have included
jn its story the admitted fact that Taul Lambert intro
. duced the ordinance providing for a special election to
choose a councilman from the second ward. He resents
the fact that The News took up the council's conversation
at a point-where the mayor requested to know what dis
position the council wished to make of the bill.
It is a fact that The News did not mention that Mr.
Lambert provided the ordinance. It is equally true that
The News did not describe the clothes of the spectators
present, nor the color of sox worn by the councilmen. In
other words, The News, by its omission of Mr. Lambert's
name... had no desire to place the mayor in a position
which, he seems to feel, is embarrassing. Limited space
frequently necessitates the elimination of much detail.
It was all very trivial.
. Yesterday the mayor told The News that, previously,
he had instructed all officers of the city to give The News
a square deal. The News assumes that he meant it would
be given access to affairs that are the business of the
public. The News is appreciative, and trusts that the
mayr will not withdraw his order. The News is very
fond of a square deal. '
Abjectly, The News submits its case. May its read
ers bear with it, in this, its hour of sorrow.
Learn "Your City"
Know Your City Rejoice In Its Progress
Many people do not seem to know much about the
city in which they live.
If they would take the trouble to learn the facts
about the home city, it would be a revelation to them
that they would never forget. They could then rejoice
in the splendid progress and development their city has
made.
It would make them realize the difference between
inertia and initiative.
It would make them realize the importance of boost
ing the home city.
They would realize what good community advertis
ing means.
They would realize if they don't tell the outside
world about the home city, nobody else will.
They would realize that the coming to the home city
of new residents and industries would make a definite
addition to the potential and actual wealth of the city.
When opportunity comes to a city, that city should
act right now; act like lightning. If they don't, the op
; portunity may move on. Tcople well sold on the home
; city have lofty idrab, a bubbling spirjt of unuenclmblc
enthusiasm and unlimited faith in it.
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1 When two fat women pass on the street each looks
back and wonders if she will ever look like that
Shieks arc passe. An Egyptian tells us that real
shieks are considered boobs in the Orient. Same here.
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Lots of people wait in vain for their ships to comTin
simply because they neglected to launch them.
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When truth becomes fashionable what will become
of gossips? 1 '
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Sunny Dick Says
('ootid Tmlll ficttlng Holler I
flul InfriiUful ..Judging by the
kin. I of fruit alrYotly i. ui.,l it'a
safer this way.
Dinner Stories
Heavy Fine for Liquor Viola
tions in Klamath Fall Continue
This Is simply terrible, boy. "Im
ply terrible. The overhead Is
getting so blfcb that a poor boot
legger ran hardly buy bread fur
his family.
Motion to Hold Special Ward
Two Election at a Cost of 1500
Falls There's graft abroad. If
money saved l money earned ihc
city is getting 1500 for accepting
Councilman West's resignation.
Colonel Thompson. Who Led
Lava Bed Attack Returns to Klam
ath Mlgosh, weren't thone tough
old days! Now we use feather beds
and Ostermoor Distresses.
Nationally Known Antimrs:t to
I'm Novel on Klamath If she Is
to write up wh.it the m-c the
routity court ouUt to pro id her
with a rompotent guil-
A lot of people drive a fast a
!f ttwy wcro guing tn the doctor.
And some of them are. hut they
don't know It Huntington Advertiser.
C'llil Ii n
Cross Wo; i
"I'll Swim til. English Channel
or Die." Says Miss Gertrude Kd
erle. Sharks Have Been Reported
In These Waters No cheating,
sow. girlie, like Jonah did.
Klamath Better Baby Move
ment Extends Into Logging Vil
lages Good work, County Health
Unit. These chips off the old
blocks must be taken care of.
Locsl Chapter of Long Fellows
Organzlc Here to Protest Against
Short Beds Tis said this Is nn
ancient order dating back to the
fark Ages In Europe, (even dark
er than now), when long men
were cut to fit a bed and short
ones were stretched.
church house In a certain
rural district wan sadly In need of
repairs. The official board hnd
railed n meeting of the parlshon
era to see. what could be done
towanl raining the necessary funds.
One of the weulthlcM and stingiest
of tho adherents of that church
arose aud said thut he would give
five dollars, and rat down.
Just then a hit of plastering fell
from tbe ceiling and bit him
squarely upon the head. here
upon he jumped up, looked con
fused and said: "I er I meant
I'll give fifty dollars!" then re
Miiticd hU seat again.
After a brief silence a voice
as heard to sny: "Oh, Lord, hit
lin again!"
K.uhlllered by unfortunate
pcrlrmea, this young g!rl has I he
t... i (.. r there aren't any r.-.iHta.
ble youths any more. Mm sats:
li.ur Mia. Thumpaoti; think
I'm destined to be ail old nmlil
for lbs simple reason thai there
aren't any decent men living (they
lnut have died year ago). I'mb.
ably It Is because I am hard lu
nil aud Hie men don't cumo up lu
ii y Ideals but I am so dlaguatcd
with the men In general. I have '
gone around quite a hit with all j
kinds ami lliey arc all Ilia same.
I don't enjoy myself any mure,
trying to rope with this problem.
There doesn't seem to be any mors
good fellowship men liavo out
thing nn their mind and where It
la absolutely a lough battle io
keep your self respect, where Is
the Joy In going out at all? Fur
Instance: I went with a young
man for almost eight months and
his love making was such Ibnl I
had lo give him up at last. I don't
tn I ml kissing it man I'm engaged
to, or lil in putting his arms around
me 1 1 hat's natural In an engaged
rouple and If a girl didn't allow
that she would deserve lu be cull
ed a prude), but anything further
lhan that I draw tho lino on and
that's the problem I've had tu eon
lend with for eight months. What
will I do? It's the same thing all
I he time with my friends. I am
very modest and not too reserved
Ihy that I mean I am good com
pany. Jolly and try to inske the
man I'm Willi feel at euiel; the
girls dial drink and smok-j say
I'm old fashioned and I must be a
better sport In hold a man. I do
neither, but seem In havo a pretty
fine time Just the same outside of
the mushing. I hies a man really
like a girl belter If she Is a good i
sport and doesn't count on the-'
seiiii'iiirs or loss of friendship, or
do they really waul a good girl
with Ideals? That's what has
been on my mind tor a long time
and now I've made up my mind
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Flapper Rescues Drowning Uoy
nt Astoria Well, miracle of mir
acles! Here's a flnppcr who can
actually flap.
City Fire Limits Will Be Ks
lended At Inst It Is out, the real
reason for the lumbermen organ
liing is to get tho protection of
our efficient clly fire department
for NglHIng Ihulr old forest fires.
Local Salvation Army Drive Is
On. Needs IG.nno Ouch. Ouch!
Is there, never a closed scasuu on
tho poor old pockctbook?
Local Fans Charter Special
Train to Weed I'oor Weed. They
will need that trainload of funs
rovlvo them.
Weed Smothers Yrekans 15 t
0 I say, Yreka, aren't Weeds
the pests?
I Running Arrows.
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men in a . -."
Word 6. L's.-.l in nlnying tennis.
Worn 7. The juice extracted
fr'.in npplcr.
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Void 10. To be mistaken.
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dues honey.
Word 4. Frozen water.
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Word 8. Wrath; anger.
YKSTF.KI LAY'S ITZZLK
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A Ceorgia woman who moved
north found she rould not be con
lented wllhout the colored mam
my who had been her lervant for
many years. She sen! for old
inainmy, and tho servant arrived
in iluu seuson. It so happened
that the Ceorgia woman had to
leave the town the very duy mam
my arrived. Itcforo departing she.
had ju."t time to explain to mum
my the modern conveniences with
which her upnrtmcnt wits furnish
ed The gas stovo was the con
trivance which Interested the col
ored woman most. After Hie mis
tress of Ihu household had lighted
Hie oven, tho broiler, und other
l urner:., and felt ri'rliiin tin, old
s-rvant understood its operation,
the mistress hurried for her train.
She was absent for two weeks,
and iiiio of her first questions lo
mammy wan how vw had worried
along.
"I'e fines' ever," was the reply.
"An .la I nir gas slove-OJt, my!
Why. do you know. Miss Flo'ence,
'li'' fire aim gone out ylt?"
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he Yakima mountain climbing or
ganization now camped near tho
sisters, left his cumpflro unattend
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nected with that club would know
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Hend llulletln.
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