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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 11, 1963)
They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo THOSE CELLULOiD COLLARS . 4JDPA WEAR5ARENOT Mob., Nov. II, 1963 Page 7-A ONLY INFLAMMABLE, THEY'RE I HOWCUM? FLASH PIN3TER CM CO THE LEnoTH OF THE FIELD FO!3 A TOUCHDOWN" IN RECOCT SPRINT TIME" EXPLOSIVE 30TWMTTAKE VOUR EYE OFF THAT l-.'l I CIOAR ORMOURHANP OFF THAT PITCHER OF WATERTILL I tjT THE DISHES NORTH A43 11 WASHED.' V83 10 9 872 KQ94 WEST EAST AJ862 A A 10 9 VA4 V76S2 K Q J 5 3 OA6 7 10 652 SOUTH (D) 4KQJS V K Q J 10 9 4 A J 3 Both vulnerable South West North 1 Pass 1 N.T. 3 V Pass Pass East Pass Pass Opening lead 4) K L Jacoby On Bridge -i i v . ,,A,w.,.. VZi. ATTU. VOU'V&BBEN O OLD MOUSETRAP I aoVSTuVe r StTTIN1 N&tt TOTH'lA30RX PLAVOMHIM.' I DJT IS HE REST Across TU miL "tN 1 UiNre he &ot off- that wilKS to Trf ,ioe- A "-Zr- I O I'DC ll rt r It.-. " le or r I I OhJ AM . lt-- a -r n ulst, will I ikle . ir.l - ' ,YT LIS J Try . unoivsi w u-rrrm spc vjt tim- i i mt) m,U3 ahmu j l Tut viv " i,.,, ...it ' m iiMBBtsnewT i iu j "et! II W . WnZTtTZA PA5S A PLATTER ALOMS.EVeM) GROCERIES ft -La I 6ET THE DISHES I I ' I M Defensive Play Helps By OSWALD JACOBY Newspaper Enterprise Assn. Take a look at the South hand only. You open one heart and your partney responds one no trump. What is your rebid? Two hearts is nice and con servative, four hearts might prove to he a winner. H o w about two spades? If your part ner is likely to respond one no trump with four spades in his hand, that would be a pretty good choice. This particular North never made such a response, so South abandoned any idea of a spade rebid and finally settled on three hearts, lie intended to pass if North went on to three no-tnimp. but North had alrea dy bid too much and passed. West's diamond kins; held the first trick. South ruffed the dia mond continuation. By this time you have prob ably looked at all the hands and have seen that South will make his contract if he at tacks either hearts or spades. South couldn't see all the cards. He had to choose the suit to play and he led the kinq of spades. South counted nine tricks provided he could make four hearts, one spade and four clubs. He had to knock out the ace of spades sometime or other. He also had to draw trumps, but if he played a spade there Vas a good chance that the defense would play trumps for him. That is exact ly what they did. East took his ace of spades and led a trump to his partners ace. West re turned a trump and South ran off his contract. Day is important! Helpful tips are contained in "Win at Bridge With Oswald .lacoby." Just send your name, address, and 50 cents to: Oswald Jacoby Header Service, care of this newspaper, P.O. Box 489, Dept. A, Radio City Station, New York 111. N Y. Q The bidding has been South West North 1 2 3 N.T. Pass Pass Pass 1 2 4 You. South, hold: 4AJ A2 KJ76 AAQ1098 What do you do now? A Bid six clubs. Tour part ner is Urine for a slam. Oblige him! 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