They'll Do It Every Time
By Jimmy Hatlo
THOSE CELLULOiD COLLARS .
4JDPA WEAR5ARENOT
Mob., Nov. II, 1963 Page 7-A
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1 Pass 1 N.T.
3 V Pass Pass
East
Pass
Pass
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Defensive
Play Helps
By OSWALD JACOBY
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
Take a look at the South hand
only. You open one heart and
your partney responds one no
trump. What is your rebid?
Two hearts is nice and con
servative, four hearts might
prove to he a winner. H o w
about two spades? If your part
ner is likely to respond one no
trump with four spades in his
hand, that would be a pretty
good choice.
This particular North never
made such a response, so South
abandoned any idea of a spade
rebid and finally settled on
three hearts, lie intended to
pass if North went on to three
no-tnimp. but North had alrea
dy bid too much and passed.
West's diamond kins; held the
first trick. South ruffed the dia
mond continuation.
By this time you have prob
ably looked at all the hands
and have seen that South will
make his contract if he at
tacks either hearts or spades.
South couldn't see all the cards.
He had to choose the suit to
play and he led the kinq of
spades.
South counted nine tricks
provided he could make four
hearts, one spade and four
clubs. He had to knock out the
ace of spades sometime or
other. He also had to draw
trumps, but if he played a
spade there Vas a good chance
that the defense would play
trumps for him. That is exact
ly what they did. East took his
ace of spades and led a trump
to his partners ace. West re
turned a trump and South ran
off his contract.
Day is important! Helpful tips
are contained in "Win at Bridge
With Oswald .lacoby." Just
send your name, address,
and 50 cents to: Oswald Jacoby
Header Service, care of this
newspaper, P.O. Box 489, Dept.
A, Radio City Station, New
York 111. N Y.
Q The bidding has been
South
West
North
1
2
3 N.T.
Pass
Pass
Pass
1
2
4
You. South, hold:
4AJ A2 KJ76 AAQ1098
What do you do now?
A Bid six clubs. Tour part
ner is Urine for a slam. Oblige
him!
TODAY'S QUESTION
Instead of bidding two spades
your partner bids three clubs
over two diamonds. What do
you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
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In Portland
This Week
PORTLAND 'LI'I'-Five na
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About 1.500 delegates are ex
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Wednesday.
The Hoktein Fricsian Associa
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Friday.
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