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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 18, 1963)
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BRAND NAMIS FOUNDATION Pain, Burning, Soreness Apply soft, aoothlnit, 0111111001141, protective Dr. Scholl'a 7.ino pads. They put you riant back on your feet Immensely rv lievcd. Uaad with the separata Medication included, Zino-pmto remove caltousea in a hurry. Try them! 0k Dissolve Away Warts Without Cutting or Burning Doctors warn picking or scratching at warts may cause bleeding, infec tion, spreading. Now, science has developed an amazing compound that penetrates into warts, destroys their cells, actually melts warts away without cutting or burning. It's Compound W. Painless, col orless Compound W used as directed removes common warts safely, ef fectively, leaves no ugly scars. FALSE TEETH That Loosen Need Not Embarrass Many wearers of false teeth have auHered real embarrassment because their plate dropped, slipped or wob bled at Just the wrong time. Do not Uve Id fear of this happening to you. Just sprinkle a little FASTZETH, the alkaline (non-acid) powder, on Sour plate. Hold false teeth more rmly, so they feel more comfort able. Does not sour. Checks "plate odor breath". Oet FASTEETH at drug counters everywhere. When simple hemorrhoids cause agony and embarrassing itch, use De will's i Manan now even more enectivc I with AlLanioin. a special healing agent. i Martian aiso contains Denzocaine to lease pain, and a vasoconstrictor to inctp reduce swelling, for soothing taction and fast palliative relief, try . . . .QINTMINf OK SUPPOSITORIES , BUY BONDS xz v mm mmm j V Fast-Growing Ever-Blooming Amazing RED ROSE HEDGE tor UMCiaf ftU Sonus Offer FOR AS LITTLE AS 124 A FOOT See Mm Mtuattonil Red Robin Ron Hedge (Glolre Des Rosomanes) that's sweeping lot countryl Plant THIS FALL; havt a ylgoroos LIVING FENCE bursting with Iraiiant RED ROSES NEXT SPRING. Rad Robins lush green foliage Is covered with a riot of richly sctntsd rad rosas month attar month. Not a sprawling Multtfloia. Grows straight, upright to 6 rial, stars compact. So tough, thrives In even poor soils. Grows so dense Red Robin keeps children and pats in, animals and intruders out. Available only from Ginden Nursery, San Bruno. Calif. vssr- Mfta ISmy Co. . Sat tsar la. tae. Cant. Sm m without cmi at Mfeatim. frae h cohx boo.. MM. prtc.1 WMCIal fill Sim Otta. . an RED lOeirl LIVING FINCC The Real Jack Spratt Story Jack Spralt could eat no fat Because upon bis plate His wife kept serving the diet that She ate to curb her weight. He hungered for goodies by the pound, Just oozing calories, But all she gave him was top-ground round And sometimes cottage cheese. Poor Jack! He whimpered he hadn't seen A good square meal in years. So while she reduced to size 14, Spratt was reduced to tears! Georgie Starbuek Galbrailh Quips and Quotes A little boy was showing his new friend around the house. When he got to the bathroom, he pointed to the scale and warned: "Stay away from that all I know is that when you stand on it, it gets you mad!" Frances Benson Can't Beat the Prices We're taking separate vacations this year, We've already planned on where we'll go I I'm taking mine on the back-yard bench, She's taking hers in the patio. Stephen Schlitier A magician asked somebody in the audi ence to give him a blank slip of paper. He tore this into shreds and threw the pieces into his top hat. Then he reached into the hat and pulled out a $100 bill. "How did you do thatt" somebody asked. "It's simple," he replied. "In the hat I have a rabbit who's a philanthropist." George Bevins The husband began to tell his favorite joke at a party, but before he got halfway his wife corrected him on a minor point. A little later, she made other corrections, and she even retold the punch line in her own version. The husband was exasperated. "We've been married 25 years," he told the guests, "and she still corrects everything I say." "Twenty-six years," the wife said. Hem Albright All through the supermarket shopping trip, the little youngster had been getting into trouble, and nothing his mother did could curb him. In total frustration, the mother shouted down the aisle at him, "All right, do anything you want to!" And then she was heard muttering to herself: "Now let's see you disobey that." One way to keep a teen-ager away from the car is to ask him to wash it. Jack Herbert "Well . . . At least I can stop worrying about her not being seaworthy." ramify Weekly, jtuput II, 1K2
