Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current, August 18, 1963, Page 40, Image 40

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STOP PMN
INSTANTLY
i COMBAT INFECTION
PROMOTE HEALING
with Amtime
Campho
Phenique USE IT FOR
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SCRATCHES,
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Quick ! Apply Caupho Fi
Phbniqub it once to
J minor burns, cuts,
scratches, sores . . . stops
piin intttntly, pro
! motes rapid healing.
! Caupho-Pheniqui
is a Broad Spectrum
i Antiseptic. It kills the
I many kinds of bacteria
I and fungi that often cause infection
Campho-Phin kjui is also won-
1 derful for fever blisters, cold sores,
I gum boils; gives amaxingly fast
1 relief from itching and guards
against infecting insect bites.
I When used on pimples, Cam-
9 PHO-Phbniqub helps prevent their
spread and re-infection.
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mental
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CAMPHO-PHENIQUE
POWDER
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1. Check a Fungus Growth,
2. Prevents Its Spread.
3. Stops Itching.
4. Promotes Rapid Healing.
Shopping's
BSSleP when you
buy the brands
you know . . .
from dealers
you know.
BRAND NAMIS FOUNDATION
Pain, Burning, Soreness
Apply soft, aoothlnit,
0111111001141, protective
Dr. Scholl'a 7.ino
pads. They put you
riant back on your
feet Immensely rv
lievcd. Uaad with the
separata Medication
included, Zino-pmto
remove caltousea in
a hurry. Try them!
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Dissolve Away Warts
Without Cutting or Burning
Doctors warn picking or scratching
at warts may cause bleeding, infec
tion, spreading. Now, science has
developed an amazing compound
that penetrates into warts, destroys
their cells, actually melts warts away
without cutting or burning.
It's Compound W. Painless, col
orless Compound W used as directed
removes common warts safely, ef
fectively, leaves no ugly scars.
FALSE TEETH
That Loosen
Need Not Embarrass
Many wearers of false teeth have
auHered real embarrassment because
their plate dropped, slipped or wob
bled at Just the wrong time. Do not
Uve Id fear of this happening to you.
Just sprinkle a little FASTZETH,
the alkaline (non-acid) powder, on
Sour plate. Hold false teeth more
rmly, so they feel more comfort
able. Does not sour. Checks "plate
odor breath". Oet FASTEETH at
drug counters everywhere.
When simple hemorrhoids cause agony
and embarrassing itch, use De will's
i Manan now even more enectivc
I with AlLanioin. a special healing agent.
i Martian aiso contains Denzocaine to
lease pain, and a vasoconstrictor to
inctp reduce swelling, for soothing
taction and fast palliative relief, try . . .
.QINTMINf OK SUPPOSITORIES ,
BUY BONDS
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Fast-Growing
Ever-Blooming
Amazing RED ROSE HEDGE
tor UMCiaf
ftU Sonus Offer
FOR AS LITTLE AS 124 A FOOT
See Mm Mtuattonil Red Robin Ron Hedge (Glolre Des
Rosomanes) that's sweeping lot countryl Plant THIS
FALL; havt a ylgoroos LIVING FENCE bursting with
Iraiiant RED ROSES NEXT SPRING. Rad Robins lush
green foliage Is covered with a riot of richly sctntsd rad
rosas month attar month. Not a sprawling Multtfloia.
Grows straight, upright to 6 rial, stars compact. So tough,
thrives In even poor soils. Grows so dense Red Robin
keeps children and pats in, animals and intruders out.
Available only from Ginden Nursery, San Bruno. Calif. vssr-
Mfta ISmy Co. . Sat tsar la. tae. Cant.
Sm m without cmi at Mfeatim. frae h
cohx boo.. MM. prtc.1 WMCIal fill Sim
Otta. . an RED lOeirl LIVING FINCC
The Real Jack Spratt Story
Jack Spralt could eat no fat
Because upon bis plate
His wife kept serving the diet that
She ate to curb her weight.
He hungered for goodies by the pound,
Just oozing calories,
But all she gave him was top-ground round
And sometimes cottage cheese.
Poor Jack! He whimpered he hadn't seen
A good square meal in years.
So while she reduced to size 14,
Spratt was reduced to tears!
Georgie Starbuek Galbrailh
Quips and Quotes
A little boy was showing his new friend
around the house. When he got to the
bathroom, he pointed to the scale and
warned: "Stay away from that all I
know is that when you stand on it, it gets
you mad!" Frances Benson
Can't Beat the Prices
We're taking separate vacations this year,
We've already planned on where we'll
go I
I'm taking mine on the back-yard bench,
She's taking hers in the patio.
Stephen Schlitier
A magician asked somebody in the audi
ence to give him a blank slip of paper. He
tore this into shreds and threw the pieces
into his top hat. Then he reached into the
hat and pulled out a $100 bill.
"How did you do thatt" somebody asked.
"It's simple," he replied. "In the hat I
have a rabbit who's a philanthropist."
George Bevins
The husband began to tell his favorite
joke at a party, but before he got halfway
his wife corrected him on a minor point.
A little later, she made other corrections,
and she even retold the punch line in her
own version.
The husband was exasperated. "We've
been married 25 years," he told the guests,
"and she still corrects everything I say."
"Twenty-six years," the wife said.
Hem Albright
All through the supermarket shopping
trip, the little youngster had been getting
into trouble, and nothing his mother did
could curb him. In total frustration, the
mother shouted down the aisle at him,
"All right, do anything you want to!"
And then she was heard muttering to
herself: "Now let's see you disobey that."
One way to keep a teen-ager away from
the car is to ask him to wash it.
Jack Herbert
"Well . . . At least I can stop worrying about her not being seaworthy."
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