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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1963)
Milk of Magnesia is the laxative doctors recommend LURES, SPOONS, PLUGS Friends of the Bride Glad clamor ascends from her feminine friends When they learn that her troth has been plighted. How blithely they trill at each party and shower Over trousseau and linens and other lush dower They are, to a lady, delighted! What rapturous screams at the honeymoon schemes; What prospects of heaven each spies out On meeting the bridegroom. So then comes the Dayt They go to the wedding, befurbished and gay, And promptly start crying their eyes out! Georgie Starbuck Calbrailh and... 3v PBS mm Quips and Quotes A young couple who were ardent dog fanciers always had two or three canines in their home. When the couple's first baby came along, friends wondered how the in fant would get along with all the pets. When the baby was about a year old, a friend hesitantly broached the subject. "Er, about the baby," he asked, "how is he doing talking yet?" "Not yet," the father replied proudly, "but you should hear him bark!" Dan Bennett Safety Note A ladder with a wiggle, A ladder with a wobble, Tnrns a hubby with a hobby To a hubby with a hobble. Sunanne Douglas No matter what the architect suggerted, the prospective home builder found that ' it "wasn't quite right" "Can't you give me some idea of the style home you want?" the architect asked. "Ranch, colonial, split-level . . ." "All I know," replied the client, "is that it must match the doorknob my wife bought at an antique shop." Herm Albright The young bride had just had her first argument with her husband and ran cry ing to her eldest sister. "We always dis agree," she sobbed. "What should I dot" "I don't really know," the sister said thoughtfully. "My John and I both like the same things it just took him IS years to learn." James Shurluck The surest way to ser America is to miss your tnrnoff on the expressway. Ben Cattell ii i hi i v l 1 11 1 At this price, we can't afford to "hand pick," but every beautiful lure will be different . . . as tew as 3 for (1.00 postpaid, and the more you order the more money you save. You'll recognize time-tested, fish proven, nationally advertised shapes . . . famous old favorites, new 1963 designs, even the new lifelike, soft plastic baits. If you want to fill up your tackle box with color and vari ety, here's an easy way to do it If you're fishing brush filled waters that rob you of tackle, let 'em steal these bargains. Specify ASSORTED LURES and fill-in the quantity you want: 3 for $1.00; 7 for 12.25; 12 for $3.76. Or help pay for your trip by telling to other fit her men ...at a big profit, of courte. We'll tend 25 Attorted Luret for only 30t each ...all IS for S7.50 ...to ttart you in butinett. Cowi.il rudiictt Co. tan Muli nil lootf Nortkonok, llllooi. EoctooW U S Monoy Ordor. Sooe potrpotd Utmt teUd Mm AtSOtTID tuns J for l. 00 12ocM.7J 7 for (2.25 U 25 for S7.M Ml SGRIGS DeWiit's Pills, with positive analgesic action, bring fast palliative relief of symptomatic pains in back, joints and mimics, uewm s mis are miwiy aiu rctic and help flash out unwarned wastes left by sluggish kidneys. ucwitrs rills may be just what you need to relieve backache miseries and help you avoid getting up nights. Lou of people think the langy mint flavor in Phillips' Milk of Magnesia is the best thing that's happened to laxatives in a long time. It makes the world's best laxative the best tasting, too. Even more iniiortant, doctors recommend milk of magnesia. We asked thousands of doctors, "Do you ever recommend milk of mag nesia?" The overwhelming ma jority said, "Yes!" Like regular Phillips', Mint Flavored Phillips' is both a laxa tive and an antacid. It relieves both irregularity and acid indiges tion, so gently it's ideal for all ages. So get Mint-Flavored Phillips' Milk of Magnesia and prove to your self, the world's best laxative is best tasting, tool OlOOlOi r. MILK OF : MAGNESIA ' tlllal N lIf until ""aw. rs "W" at. CORNS 1 or money back fromiT Only Blue Jay dares give this 3-day guarantee because only Blue Jay has PhenyliumMastest working miracle drug. Relieve pain fast, be rid of corns with Blue Jay. iinnA W7 " we get a tax cut, we've gone through it already." family Weekly. July H, lttl oKCNDAU,
