Milk of Magnesia
is the laxative
doctors recommend
LURES, SPOONS, PLUGS
Friends of the Bride
Glad clamor ascends from her feminine friends
When they learn that her troth has been plighted.
How blithely they trill at each party and shower
Over trousseau and linens and other lush dower
They are, to a lady, delighted!
What rapturous screams at the honeymoon schemes;
What prospects of heaven each spies out
On meeting the bridegroom. So then comes the Dayt
They go to the wedding, befurbished and gay,
And promptly start crying their eyes out!
Georgie Starbuck Calbrailh
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Quips and Quotes
A young couple who were ardent dog
fanciers always had two or three canines
in their home. When the couple's first baby
came along, friends wondered how the in
fant would get along with all the pets.
When the baby was about a year old, a
friend hesitantly broached the subject.
"Er, about the baby," he asked, "how is
he doing talking yet?"
"Not yet," the father replied proudly,
"but you should hear him bark!"
Dan Bennett
Safety Note
A ladder with a wiggle,
A ladder with a wobble,
Tnrns a hubby with a hobby
To a hubby with a hobble.
Sunanne Douglas
No matter what the architect suggerted,
the prospective home builder found that '
it "wasn't quite right"
"Can't you give me some idea of the
style home you want?" the architect asked.
"Ranch, colonial, split-level . . ."
"All I know," replied the client, "is that
it must match the doorknob my wife
bought at an antique shop."
Herm Albright
The young bride had just had her first
argument with her husband and ran cry
ing to her eldest sister. "We always dis
agree," she sobbed. "What should I dot"
"I don't really know," the sister said
thoughtfully. "My John and I both like
the same things it just took him IS years
to learn." James Shurluck
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Lou of people think the langy
mint flavor in Phillips' Milk of
Magnesia is the best thing that's
happened to laxatives in a long
time. It makes the world's best
laxative the best tasting, too.
Even more iniiortant, doctors
recommend milk of magnesia. We
asked thousands of doctors, "Do
you ever recommend milk of mag
nesia?" The overwhelming ma
jority said, "Yes!"
Like regular Phillips', Mint
Flavored Phillips' is both a laxa
tive and an antacid. It relieves
both irregularity
and acid indiges
tion, so gently it's
ideal for all ages.
So get Mint-Flavored
Phillips'
Milk of Magnesia
and prove to your
self, the world's
best laxative is
best tasting, tool
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