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PAGE t A IIKRALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore. .Sunday, July 7, 1961 LITTLE PEOPLE'S PUZZLE l 2 tZ DOWN fpPOWN 3 I! j lACPObS 7ACRQS5jpf LJ 112 if ItLfTKTTTTl V Yfl "l Yi feutus ANSWERS 3ld avis siooa A3XN0CI 13MOi H3M0UAVW Nouna NMOfl li 11 6 8 9 E 'I 310V3 '1 ANOd "U ssaaa u niwaNiM drWT "ff Aava 'i SS0!I3V Last Word Makes Some Important By ANN LANDERS Dear Ann Landers: You hear a great deal these days about women who wear the pants in t the family. Jij.-'V. .wuvn ui I II e criticism is val id. All around us we see cvi d e n c e that women are tak ing over the male role and making hash out ol their husbands. But what about the men who want to wear the skirts in the lamily? I happen to bo mar ried to one and It' 6 murder. My husband Is a kettle-lid lilt- cr, a taster, and a salt-adder. It doesn't matter what is cooking, ho can always do something to improve tlic flavor. lie also tells me how to hang pictures (he's an anti-symmetry man', how to arrange flowers, whero to put the furniture and how to sew on bullous. Am I wrong to be insulted? He makes me feel like an idiot Ploase tell me what can be done about this kind of man? OUT SKIRTED Dear Out: Nothing. So don't try. It's a personality quirk and has nothing whatever lo do with your competence. Some people (both men and women) aren't happy unless they have the last word. It makrs thrm (eel Im portant. So don't fight it un derstand H, further if you Dear Ann Landers: A postscript on tea bags, please: Canadians treat Ameri can tea bags wilh the 6ame sus picion that Yankees reserve for South American drinking water. Please, Ann, if you would help civilize America, let it be known that tea Is never made in a cup. It must be brewed in a pot. We Canadians believe in aiding our underdeveloped allies, so pass the word. And, Ann, when you have advanced to this point, you may then consider the next step: The best tea is never found in a tea bag; it can be pur chased only in bulk. Furthermore, you must use a sterling silver strainer, the tea must be served in Tloyal Crown Derby china and naturally you must wear a hat and kid gloves. Keep up the fight. You have nothing to fear but tea that is served in American restaurants. BLAIK Dear lllalk: Since you have ac cepted our warheads I will accept your advice. Thank you for writ ing. Dear Ann Landers: Something happened yesterday that made me realize 1kw out o dato we old fogies in our 40's arc! Please print this letter. 1 believe there is a moral here. My daughter Hilda, age 20, has been asked to be a bridesmaid for an August wedding. We went together to telect a gift for the bride. 1 suggested a silver bread tray with the brule's initials Hilda exclaimed, "Why mother, girls don't want their silver n graved anymore! If the marriage doesn't work out fhe can't use the stuff unless her second luis- band's name happens to start with the same letter!" I sheepishlv withdrew my sug gestion and confessed I had Just not "kept up with the times." Where are we heading, Ann Landers, wlien young people think so lightly ot marriage thai tlx-y can toss it aside like a sour plum alter one bile? Please comment.-Ml'SKUM PIECE AT Dear Museum Piece: Where are we heading? Toward an Increased divorce rate, which Is now at an all all-time high. To ward an Increased number ol half-orphaned children. Toward more delinquency. Toward an In rreasbigly sick society. Our children need models, net critics. Too many young people have no example to follow be muse their own parents are ei ther at war or divorced. Bonds Given To Employes I SALEM (UPH-A wards totaling $2ti5 have been made to state em ployes by the Employe Suggestion Awards Board. The ideas are expected to save the stale approximately $1,781 the first year the suggestions are in use. Two certiticates of common dation also were issued. Cited were: Sherman Murray, John Day wildlile conservation aide. $70. Krank A. Terry, halchcrvman at the Hutte Kalis fish hatchery, $25, and a commendation certifi cate. Dorothy L. Franklin. Salem, Dammasch Slate Hospital, fli. Lillian L. Cutsforth, Caiiby, Dammasch Stato Hospital, $15, Louise M. Bales, Salem, Stale Industrial Accident Commission. 5. Irene M. Schaefer, Salem, Pub lic Utilities Commission, Kin. Dorothy Verne, Salem, Depart ment ol Agriculture. $25. Dole K. Keltic. Salem, High way Department, $10. Jonathan L. WHlmer. Salem, Highway Department, $10. Judith Ann Wick. Klamath Falls, Department of Employ ment, $10. William C. Cray, Fore-4 liioye. State Forestry Department, ctrlil icate of commendation Qualities For Writing Get Airing By DICK IVKST WASHINGTON 'L'PD - At the last meeting of our neighborhood literacy society we had an inter esting discussion on the qualities that a person needs to become a successful writer. Some said the most important quality is the ability to compose long murky paragraphs that in voke the atmosphere of an apart ment hallway at eventide when one of the tenants is cooking cab bage. ! Olhers said the most important quality is to have a friend on the selection committee of a book club. Still others said the most im portant quality is an encyclopedic grasp of four-letter words. Surprisingly enough, nobody ex cept me mentioned poor posture as a nccessaiy qualification for a literary career. This leads mc to believe that the importance of bad posture has never been ade quately explained. Confined To Journalism I'll concede that my observa tions have been generally limited to the journalistic branch of liter ature, but the fact is that I have never known a first rate writer who had good posture. By the process of inductive rea soning a conclusion can therefore be drawn that their success is due at least in part to bad pos ture. This is something thai the jour nalist schools and creative writ ing courses apparently have been neglecting. Which is a pity. Not everyone can have a friend on a book club selection board, but almost anyone can. with proper instruction and deligent practice, develop poor posture. There is a sound physiological basis for arguing that bad pos ture is a vital force in literature. .Most composition nowadays is done on a typewriter, and it has been scientifically established that when a person sits down at a typewriter his thoughts rush to his feet. Impedes Circulation Sitting erectly with spine straight and shoulders square im pedes the circulation of thought waves, wnicn tend, to loilow a curved line, and prevents them Uom returning to the brain. When I am at my typewriter, l trv lo overcome the natural iner tia of thought waves by rawing my knees up under my 'cum in an approximation of the fetal po sition. This lessens the distance that the thought waves must travel vertically and provides a sinuous path from the feet to the brain. Other newspaiwimen I know seek Uio same results of slump ing into the chair and extending the legs as far under the desk as possible. This forms a horizon tal plane over which thought waves can flow with relatively little gravitational resistance. Actually, thought waves move most freely when the body is su pine, but 1 don't recommend that It cives passers-by the impres sion that the writer is taking a nap. mi W Wtt, Ik. TV tee, V i N c. 7- Secret Service Seizes 'Near Perfect' Bills OAKLAND, Calif. (CPU A plites in Oakland city jail. The bearded college laboratory techni-i are Guy J. Smith. 39. 270- cian is the latesl rrm arr.v.i'Pund lavern owner and JosePh in the smashup of what officers call the largest counterfeiting op eration in the history of the U.S. Secret Service. Wilh the arrest of Eugene Allen. .'Ui. of San Leandro. secret service agents and Oakland police vice squad officers reported they also seized another $200,000 in "near perfect" $20 and $30 bills. That raised the total amount confiscated to more than $1.4 mil lion in bogus bills. Allen joined two alleged accom- "Gee whiz! I just asked Pop's boss if ha'd bring some salt from the mine he runs:" JUNE GRADUATES MUST BE STOIC MEMPHIS "Various civ ilizations have cruelties all their own," Gen. Alfred Gruenther told a sweltering crowd ot students at the recent Memphis State commencement. The Eskimos put their old peo- Former Leader Hangs In Cell LUCCA, Italy (UPIl - Former provincial chief Dr. Giovanni Sa vinelti, 36, hanged himself with his belt Friday in the cell where he was awaiting trial on drug addiction charges, police report ed. Savinetti had served as the prosecution expert in the 11 I'ie on an ice floe to die. Some trial which led to the conviction African tribes net rid of aged!"' u.s. jazz trumpeter Lhet Bak- men and women by tying them up and leaving them in the jungle, Memoli. 40, who runs an Italian restaurant. A task force of 10 Oakland of ficers and five Secret Service agents Wednesday night grabbed PLAY IT COOL WITH A POOL TORONTO The Ontario Swimming Pool Association warns you can get soaked on a pool as well as in it. The group, which describes it self as a "sort of Better Busi ness Bureau of our own," says fly-by-night pool builders are op erating in the province. John Finch, a director of OSPA, says, "You may think you've saved a lot of money, buU after a whiie the cracks start and you find you've been taken in. Then it's too late the contractor vou dealt with has moved on." OSPA says this year a good pool costs from $2,000 up. ler on narcotics charges. "One of our cruelties is the commencement excei cise. You just have lo live through it. You know those diplomas won't be given out until the end." ASTERS 3 DOZ. $1.00 Many Other Plants 207 E. Main 38th Annual Montana State PICNIC SUN., JULY 21 ASHLAND, ORE. Upper Lithio Park Bring porluck, own table serv ice and folding chairs (if you have them). Coffee, pop and ice cream will be furnished. A Special Program Planned SAVE THE DATE! Smith as he stepped from his car outside of Memoli's restaurant. 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