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.Sunday, July 7, 1961
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Last Word Makes
Some Important
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: You hear
a great deal these days about
women who wear the pants in
t the family.
Jij.-'V. .wuvn ui I II e
criticism is val
id. All around
us we see cvi
d e n c e that
women are tak
ing over the
male role and
making hash out
ol their husbands.
But what about the men who
want to wear the skirts in the
lamily? I happen to bo mar
ried to one and It' 6 murder.
My husband Is a kettle-lid lilt-
cr, a taster, and a salt-adder. It
doesn't matter what is cooking,
ho can always do something to
improve tlic flavor.
lie also tells me how to hang
pictures (he's an anti-symmetry
man', how to arrange flowers,
whero to put the furniture and
how to sew on bullous.
Am I wrong to be insulted?
He makes me feel like an idiot
Ploase tell me what can be done
about this kind of man? OUT
SKIRTED Dear Out: Nothing. So don't
try. It's a personality quirk and
has nothing whatever lo do with
your competence. Some people
(both men and women) aren't
happy unless they have the last
word. It makrs thrm (eel Im
portant. So don't fight it un
derstand H,
further
if you
Dear Ann Landers: A
postscript on tea bags,
please: Canadians treat Ameri
can tea bags wilh the 6ame sus
picion that Yankees reserve for
South American drinking water.
Please, Ann, if you would help
civilize America, let it be known
that tea Is never made in a cup.
It must be brewed in a pot.
We Canadians believe in aiding
our underdeveloped allies, so
pass the word. And, Ann, when
you have advanced to this point,
you may then consider the next
step: The best tea is never found
in a tea bag; it can be pur
chased only in bulk.
Furthermore, you must use a
sterling silver strainer, the tea
must be served in Tloyal Crown
Derby china and naturally you
must wear a hat and kid gloves.
Keep up the fight. You have
nothing to fear but tea that is
served in American restaurants.
BLAIK
Dear lllalk: Since you have ac
cepted our warheads I will accept
your advice. Thank you for writ
ing.
Dear Ann Landers: Something
happened yesterday that made
me realize 1kw out o dato we old
fogies in our 40's arc! Please
print this letter. 1 believe there
is a moral here.
My daughter Hilda, age 20, has
been asked to be a bridesmaid
for an August wedding. We went
together to telect a gift for the
bride. 1 suggested a silver bread
tray with the brule's initials
Hilda exclaimed, "Why mother,
girls don't want their silver n
graved anymore! If the marriage
doesn't work out fhe can't use
the stuff unless her second luis-
band's name happens to start
with the same letter!"
I sheepishlv withdrew my sug
gestion and confessed I had Just
not "kept up with the times."
Where are we heading, Ann
Landers, wlien young people
think so lightly ot marriage thai
tlx-y can toss it aside like a sour
plum alter one bile? Please
comment.-Ml'SKUM PIECE AT
Dear Museum Piece: Where
are we heading? Toward an
Increased divorce rate, which Is
now at an all all-time high. To
ward an Increased number ol
half-orphaned children. Toward
more delinquency. Toward an In
rreasbigly sick society.
Our children need models, net
critics. Too many young people
have no example to follow be
muse their own parents are ei
ther at war or divorced.
Bonds Given
To Employes I
SALEM (UPH-A wards totaling
$2ti5 have been made to state em
ployes by the Employe Suggestion
Awards Board.
The ideas are expected to save
the stale approximately $1,781 the
first year the suggestions are in
use. Two certiticates of common
dation also were issued.
Cited were:
Sherman Murray, John Day
wildlile conservation aide. $70.
Krank A. Terry, halchcrvman
at the Hutte Kalis fish hatchery,
$25, and a commendation certifi
cate. Dorothy L. Franklin. Salem,
Dammasch Slate Hospital, fli.
Lillian L. Cutsforth, Caiiby,
Dammasch Stato Hospital, $15,
Louise M. Bales, Salem, Stale
Industrial Accident Commission.
5.
Irene M. Schaefer, Salem, Pub
lic Utilities Commission, Kin.
Dorothy Verne, Salem, Depart
ment ol Agriculture. $25.
Dole K. Keltic. Salem, High
way Department, $10.
Jonathan L. WHlmer. Salem,
Highway Department, $10.
Judith Ann Wick. Klamath
Falls, Department of Employ
ment, $10.
William C. Cray, Fore-4 liioye.
State Forestry Department, ctrlil
icate of commendation
Qualities
For Writing
Get Airing
By DICK IVKST
WASHINGTON 'L'PD - At the
last meeting of our neighborhood
literacy society we had an inter
esting discussion on the qualities
that a person needs to become a
successful writer.
Some said the most important
quality is the ability to compose
long murky paragraphs that in
voke the atmosphere of an apart
ment hallway at eventide when
one of the tenants is cooking cab
bage. !
Olhers said the most important
quality is to have a friend on the
selection committee of a book
club.
Still others said the most im
portant quality is an encyclopedic
grasp of four-letter words.
Surprisingly enough, nobody ex
cept me mentioned poor posture
as a nccessaiy qualification for a
literary career. This leads mc to
believe that the importance of
bad posture has never been ade
quately explained.
Confined To Journalism
I'll concede that my observa
tions have been generally limited
to the journalistic branch of liter
ature, but the fact is that I have
never known a first rate writer
who had good posture.
By the process of inductive rea
soning a conclusion can therefore
be drawn that their success is
due at least in part to bad pos
ture.
This is something thai the jour
nalist schools and creative writ
ing courses apparently have been
neglecting. Which is a pity.
Not everyone can have a friend
on a book club selection board,
but almost anyone can. with
proper instruction and deligent
practice, develop poor posture.
There is a sound physiological
basis for arguing that bad pos
ture is a vital force in literature.
.Most composition nowadays is
done on a typewriter, and it has
been scientifically established
that when a person sits down at
a typewriter his thoughts rush to
his feet.
Impedes Circulation
Sitting erectly with spine
straight and shoulders square im
pedes the circulation of thought
waves, wnicn tend, to loilow a
curved line, and prevents them
Uom returning to the brain.
When I am at my typewriter, l
trv lo overcome the natural iner
tia of thought waves by rawing
my knees up under my 'cum in
an approximation of the fetal po
sition. This lessens the distance
that the thought waves must
travel vertically and provides a
sinuous path from the feet to the
brain.
Other newspaiwimen I know
seek Uio same results of slump
ing into the chair and extending
the legs as far under the desk
as possible. This forms a horizon
tal plane over which thought
waves can flow with relatively
little gravitational resistance.
Actually, thought waves move
most freely when the body is su
pine, but 1 don't recommend that
It cives passers-by the impres
sion that the writer is taking a
nap.
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Secret Service Seizes 'Near Perfect' Bills
OAKLAND, Calif. (CPU A plites in Oakland city jail. The
bearded college laboratory techni-i are Guy J. Smith. 39. 270-
cian is the latesl rrm arr.v.i'Pund lavern owner and JosePh
in the smashup of what officers
call the largest counterfeiting op
eration in the history of the U.S.
Secret Service.
Wilh the arrest of Eugene Allen.
.'Ui. of San Leandro. secret service
agents and Oakland police vice
squad officers reported they also
seized another $200,000 in "near
perfect" $20 and $30 bills.
That raised the total amount
confiscated to more than $1.4 mil
lion in bogus bills.
Allen joined two alleged accom-
"Gee whiz! I just asked Pop's boss if ha'd bring some
salt from the mine he runs:"
JUNE GRADUATES
MUST BE STOIC
MEMPHIS "Various civ
ilizations have cruelties all their
own," Gen. Alfred Gruenther told
a sweltering crowd ot students
at the recent Memphis State commencement.
The Eskimos put their old peo-
Former Leader
Hangs In Cell
LUCCA, Italy (UPIl - Former
provincial chief Dr. Giovanni Sa
vinelti, 36, hanged himself with
his belt Friday in the cell where
he was awaiting trial on drug
addiction charges, police report
ed. Savinetti had served as the
prosecution expert in the 11
I'ie on an ice floe to die. Some trial which led to the conviction
African tribes net rid of aged!"' u.s. jazz trumpeter Lhet Bak-
men and women by tying them up
and leaving them in the jungle,
Memoli. 40, who runs an Italian
restaurant.
A task force of 10 Oakland of
ficers and five Secret Service
agents Wednesday night grabbed
PLAY IT COOL WITH A POOL
TORONTO The Ontario
Swimming Pool Association
warns you can get soaked on a
pool as well as in it.
The group, which describes it
self as a "sort of Better Busi
ness Bureau of our own," says
fly-by-night pool builders are op
erating in the province.
John Finch, a director of OSPA,
says, "You may think you've
saved a lot of money, buU after
a whiie the cracks start and you
find you've been taken in. Then
it's too late the contractor vou
dealt with has moved on."
OSPA says this year a good
pool costs from $2,000 up.
ler on narcotics charges.
"One of our cruelties is the
commencement excei cise. You
just have lo live through it. You
know those diplomas won't be
given out until the end."
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PICNIC
SUN., JULY 21
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Bring porluck, own table serv
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A Special Program Planned
SAVE THE DATE!
Smith as he stepped from his car
outside of Memoli's restaurant.
They then battered their way
into the restaurant office to grab
Memoli and hundreds of fake
Students Get
U.S. Training
WASHINGTON (UPD-Tlie De
fense Department has announced
that students from Tunisia, Ni
geria, Liberia and probably other
African nations will begin a six
month military training course at
Ft. Knox, Ky., this month.
The Pentagon said Friday Ihe
six-month program is a "leader
ship course" to provide instruc
tion in weapons and tactics and
for small military units.
Shins and feet of cattle make
the best grade of neat's-foot oil.
but feet of horses and sheep
sometimes are used.
identity cards. They also confis
cated $1.2 million in counterfeit
money.
The officers said Allen led them
to the counterfeiters' "mint," an
inconspicuous house here.
Allen is an electronics engineer
by training and is employed by
Alameda State College, he told po
lice. A police spokesman said that
two more men "who have long
since departed" were also being
sought in connection w ith the ring.
Tom Hanson, head of the San
Francisco Secret Service office,
told his superiors in Washington
that tlie money represented the
largest cache ever seized in the
United States.
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