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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (June 30, 1963)
Quips and Quotes Who Needs the Fourth of July? No pyroterhnical display Can equal Father any day I use his new shaver lo clip the poodle Or mash a fender which costs a hoodie; Or when Rover varies stodgy fare By sampling filet of mailman, rare; Or when "tomcat Sam," a feline wag, Has her kittens in Pop's howling hag Then come the explosions, loud and gay! It's lietler than fireworks any day! Ethel Jneobson Two Hollywood gossips were discussing an oft married starlet sitting at a nearby restaurant table. "Well," said one, "you've got to give her credit she's really a wonderful little housekeeper." "She is?" the other ex claimed. "I never heard that." "Oh, yes," the gossip re plied. "Been divorced three times and kept the house each time. Joan Stevenson When a fellow tell a girl thai he is mad, crazy, insane about her she thinks he is finally talking sense. Jack Herbert r' "Don't ever stop suddenly like that you startled me!" Most serious accidents in the home are falls, burns, and slips of the tongue. Franklin P. Jones A middle-aged but obviously rigorous gentleman saw a group of teen-agers idling in the shade of a tree. He immediately launched into a lecture on the poor physical condition of today's youth and Hie need for a more strenuous lite. "Why, look at me," he said. "In top health at 55 nerrr had a day's illness. Hard irork, simple food, no late hours. For SO years I iras in bed at 9. up at 5, worked until noon, then a Spartan lunch, and back to work . . ." "Say," asked one teen-ager, "what did they send you up for!" F. G. Ktrnan Family Wrrtly. Jti JO. IH.1 Is (OF FLIES AND MOSQUITOES, THAT IS) Thar are over 275,900 insects in every back yard . . . walking, flying, leaping, swimming, boring. They're buzzing, crawling, (tinging, biting, eating your barbecued hamburger, drowning In your Iced tea, taking the fun out of outdoor living. And you? Well, you can swat, swear, suffer . . . hide Indoor Or... use a BVI INSECT FOG6ER. Takes but a mlnute your outdoor living area remain bug-free for hours. Just fill the container of the BVI INSECT FOGGER with ordinary oil-based Insecticide. When you pull the trigger, a built-in electric pump forces insecti cide through the atomizing nozzle Into a heated fog-producing chamber. The ' heat vaporizes the insecticide and a thick fog surges from the end of the barrel. A the fog spreads through the air and rolls over the ground, it kill Insects on contact! You can occupy the fogged areas immediately, but the Insect-killing effect lasts for many hour. The barrel I easily detachable, converting unit into an effective (prayer for applying water-base garden sprays, weed killers and similar liquids. Just $34.95 Miaak wherever garden products are (old. i In Just 30 seconds an ounce of liquid Insecticide produce 2000 cubic feet of Insect killing fogl O. J ..'i ZW. Moke Outdoor Uv'wg Fua again.! sou! BVI CoeOLESS ELECTRIC GRASS CLIPPEBJ-Ends bllster-rstsing . Anger-cramping dipping with hand shears. Operstss on standard flash light batteries. 9.9V BVI ALL-PURPOSE ELECTRIC SPRAYER BuMt-m motor. Just pluf In puH the trigger to spray paint, varnish, moth proof ar, garden spray. weed-Miters, $13.95 SiCS1d retoH arte). H your fewofH rjatr tfomn't jrtrt Novo then BVI product tn stock. Mtvd eKocfc or mono? order to Doe, rm. Bvrt vumcraherf, tnt. OrariUM. RL, tor prompt poilpto dsevory.
