Quips
and
Quotes
Who Needs the
Fourth of July?
No pyroterhnical display
Can equal Father any day
I use his new shaver lo clip the poodle
Or mash a fender which costs a hoodie;
Or when Rover varies stodgy fare
By sampling filet of mailman, rare;
Or when "tomcat Sam," a feline wag,
Has her kittens in Pop's howling hag
Then come the explosions, loud and gay!
It's lietler than fireworks any day!
Ethel Jneobson
Two Hollywood gossips
were discussing an oft
married starlet sitting at a
nearby restaurant table.
"Well," said one, "you've
got to give her credit she's
really a wonderful little
housekeeper."
"She is?" the other ex
claimed. "I never heard
that."
"Oh, yes," the gossip re
plied. "Been divorced three
times and kept the house
each time. Joan Stevenson
When a fellow tell a girl thai he is mad, crazy, insane about
her she thinks he is finally talking sense. Jack Herbert
r'
"Don't ever stop suddenly like that you startled me!"
Most serious accidents in the home are falls, burns, and slips
of the tongue. Franklin P. Jones
A middle-aged but obviously rigorous gentleman saw a group of
teen-agers idling in the shade of a tree. He immediately launched
into a lecture on the poor physical condition of today's youth and
Hie need for a more strenuous lite.
"Why, look at me," he said. "In top health at 55 nerrr had a
day's illness. Hard irork, simple food, no late hours. For SO years
I iras in bed at 9. up at 5, worked until noon, then a Spartan lunch,
and back to work . . ."
"Say," asked one teen-ager, "what did they send you up for!"
F. G. Ktrnan
Family Wrrtly. Jti JO. IH.1
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