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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (June 23, 1963)
Humorists Answer to Prwtoua Puzzle ACROSS 1 Artemui fi Author of "Fable In Slang" 6 Creator of "Major Barbara 12 Asiatic mountain! 13 Author of "Life 48 Relaxation with Father evergreen 35 Feminine appellation 36 Kree from liability 3fl Ox 39 Grain 40 Headpiece 41 He invented ft jumping frog irngaicn 14 Step 15 Secular 16 Rrew 17 Whit frost IB Seepage 20 Employed 21 Before 22 Fixed charpe 23 "Pooh" creator 26 Creator of L Jabberwocky 30 Sacred bird fKgypt) 31 Moderate 32 Caviar 33 Malei 34 Rational 50 Only thii 51 Food regimen 62 Skill 63 Criticize 'slatiR) 64 Legal suspension 55 Bill , humorist 56 Migrate DOWN 1 Rampart 2 Whirs 3 Stranser In Moslem land 6 Old saw SB Limerick 6 Valley (poet) author 7 Sight organ 31 Club (var.) 8 Nimbler 34 Bridge 9 Small distance 35Kndeavor 10 Summit 37 About one-half 1 1 Worthleaa plant 38 Was seated jy iana measure wrjrei. 20 Thia place zzuoom 23 Imitator 24 Wild (oat 23 HOW 2Tine 4 Creator o( Mr. 27 French river Pickwiflc SHhomary 4i Spreada hay l ueiay 43 Offshore 44 Sinewy 45 Krect 46 Marine eagle 47 lectern 40 Enthusiast T 2 3 T 15 16 17 I 8 19 110 111 l ! w. i? rs n r? re 19 r!2o LJ 1 21 T 22 1 23 124 125 ""l 26 27 128 129 30 "131 "H 32 31 34 "7 35 Lsal LaJ 3fT 37 H 38 ' 3l 40 ' ' 41 142 143 44 45 146 147 48 49 50 51 " 52 53 &4 55 56 I I I I I I I I I I I 21 What Would Happen If Everybody Gave Up Smoking? PACE S-A Sunday, June 23, 19M HERALD AND NEWS, Klanutk Falla. OrefM By DICK WEST WASHINGTON (L'Pl) - If my own circle of acquaintances is a reliable indicator, a lot of people these days are trying to give up smoking. have heard so much about this recently that it started me In thinking what might hap pen if all the people who now smoke were suddenly to slop. Here are some of the possibil ities that crossed my mind: I. All of the farmers who now Modoc County Property Assessments Increase sessor Harold E. Brundige has announced the completion of the 1953-64 taxable property measure ment The total secured roll of (18, 036,225 assessed value, up $304, 145 over last year. The unsecured roll Is $1,230,190 and is down $90,- Budget Up For School MOUNT SHASTA At a meet ing June IB, the Mount Shasta KkHrrentary School Board ac oanted preliminary budget (or litem, ol 2M,019. Thi figure Is tM.tft higher than last year, and the reasons given were that all departments are more expen slve to maintain, equipment needs replacing, end repairs must be made. The budget will be set in August . The board discussed housing for classes and will try to rent St Anthony's Hall. It went on record as not favoring the pur chase of temporary structures to house classes and announced that no construction program is planned this year. There ere also no plans for half-day sessions at present The members agreed to adver tise for bids on school purchase bus and a school transportation bus. Bids on tho former will he opened at tho elementary school at 7 p.m. on July 16 and at the same time (or tin transportation bus on July 9. 090, a 1.2 per cent decrease. The State Board of Equalization's pre liminary estimate suggests a 18 per cent Increase. "The decrease on the unsecured roll is largely due to the fact that we have been able to secure much of this property. Unsecured property is that taxable properly not secured to land. Generally, it is to the advantage of all to se cure all the securable property, and we have been working to ward that end. There are 757 un secured assessments, down 23 from last year," Brundige said. The number of veterans grant- ut avAmrrfinno anil ttui nmsinnt v....i.... - l:; t ,1 .1 exempted was down. Modoc """"" ,ur o""-suuiiiariiie pur- County has one ol the lowest T" ,ur " year Diamonds In Ocean Discovered WASHINGTON (UPt - Off the coast of Southwest Africa a com pany is taking diamonds from the oceans' floors. A pilot plant opera tion is extracting more than 30.000 tons of commercial grade iron ore a month from the sea depths around Japan. Claims have been staked for gold mining rights in the seaward sands of Norton Sound, Alaska, where beaches were overrun in the gold rush of '98. The V. S. Bureau of Commer cial Fisheries is experimenting with use of electrical fields (or herding fish into commercial fish ermen's nets. Aerospace, official publication of the Acrospaco Industries Associa tion, said these are some of Uie ventures undertaken by govern ment, aerospace and commercial enterprises in exploration and ex ploitation of the world ocean. The magazine said the aerospace industry will play a leading role on the watery new frontier. The environments of space and the ocean both require pressurized vehicles, are highly destructive ol materials and pose unique navi gation and communications diffi culties, the magazine said, adding that there is hardly an aerospace company that does not have its anti-submarine warfare, oceanic, ocean operations division or de partment. The magazine said the seas not only offer a solution to the world's mounting food problem and pro-' vide resources of raw materials but also have military potential. The United States appropriated grow tobacco would convert their acreage to wheat, corn and cot ton. This would greatly aggravate the surplus problem and cause the Secretary of Agriculture to shoot himself. Seeking a scientific solution, the government would underwrite a vast research program to find other uses for wheat, corn and cotton. After 10 years and 10 billion dollars, the laboratories would announce a chemical discovery Ihrough which wheat, corn and cotton could be used to make cigarettes. 2. A number of actors who have been appearing in cigarette com mercials on television would be stuck with worthless tattoos. 3. The ceramics industry, whose main source of income is the pro duction of ashtrays, would have to go back to kewpie dolls and mustache cups. 4. Composers who make their living turning out jingles for cig arette commercials would have to go back to writing symphonies. 5. Tobacco auctioneers would have to find jobs as hearing aid salesmen. 6. The paper match industry would go into bankruptcy, taking with it the art schools that adver tise correspondence courses on the covers. 7. Thousands of persons em ployed in the production of "no I who use them for hair curlers, smoking" signs would be thrownj n. smoky, the Bear, would have out of work. to fjn(i someone else to blame for 8. There would be a slump in! forest fires. the sale of dentifrices purported to remove tobacco stains from teeth. 9. Companies making cigarette lighter fluid would have to switch to the production of charcoal lighter fluid. 10. The demand for pipe clean ers would be restricted to women Aluminum Awnings Local TU 4-8196 Terms to Suit ARALUM Window & Door We Work In Dirt! Foundations Bock Hoe Ditch Cleaning Loader Work Harold Simmers EXCAVATION 2144 Patterson TU 2-6003 Replace lost income through sickness or accident with an income protection plan. JIM CRISMON First Nationol Bank Bldg. Bus.: 2-3454 Res.: 4-4628 Great-West Life ''. "Your Future Is My Business Today" ajtfT Jim Crismon ratios ol exempt to total property in the state. The utility roll will be reported by the State Board of Equaliza tion in August. Added to the to tal roll, it will give the grand to tal of assessed value which, when divided by the final budget amounts, will produce the current tax rates. to be spent (or ships, planes, sub marines, ocean-Door listening sta tions, sonar, magnetic detection gear, rocket-boosted torpedoes and nuclear depth bombs, Hospital Gets MOUNT SHASTA - Southern Siskiyou County dignitaries, doc tors and businessmen were pres ent June 18 for the formal gmand-breakmp; of the new wing to the Mount Shasta Community Hosplt.il. Work has started and the project is to be completed in four months. The building will house a new surgery and obstet rics ward. The addition is being construct ed with private funds at no cost to the taxpayer. It is dedicated to better medicine and better medi cal facilities for Southern Siski you County. Tlie owners are Dr. J. B. McGiiire, Dr. W. B. Strick land, Dr. F. W. Martin, Dr. V. I. Thompson. Dr. H. 1.. Vidrk-kstn, and Dr. D. D. Todorovic. Con tractor for the job is Charles E. Carroll, Mount Shasta Home Builders, Inc. Musa Names Committees City Buys New Bus SALEM I UPI Senate Presi dent Ben Musa named Sen ate members to legislative inter im committees. House Speaker Clarence Barton announced appointments of House members to the committees ear lier this month. ' No interim committee meetings have yet been scheduled. A chair man (or each committee will be elected at the group's (irst meeting. Named by Musa were: midlife Glenn Huston, D- Lebanon; Andrew Naterlin, D Newport, L. W. Newbry, R.Ashland. Technological Employment Al fred Corbett. I) - Portland: Ted Hallock. D-Portland; Arthur Ire land. R-Korest Grove, Don Will ner, D-Portland. Highways R. F. Chapman, T Coos Bay: Edward Kadelry, D- Ltigene; John Inskeep, R-Orecon City, Anthony Yturri, R-Onl.irio Stala Buildings and Institutions John Hare. K-llillsboro; E. D. Potts, D-Granls Pass, Daniel Thirl, D-Astoria. Kducatlon Al Flegel, D-Uose- Iburg: Walter Leth, R Salem: Tom Monaghan. D-Milwaukie. Glen Stadler, D-Eugene Insurance Eddie Ahiens. H Salem: Thomas Mahoney, D-Portland: Walter Pearson. D-Portland. Taxation Ward H. Cook. D- Portland. Alice Corbelt, D-Portland; Robert Ellslrom. K-Salem: Donald Husband, R-Eugene, Bojd Ovrrhuisr. D-Madras. MOUNT SHASTA - Charles Echols, supervisor of public works, has announced that a new bus has been purchased by the city of Mount Shasta and is now in the city shops undergoing a complete overhaul before being put into use. It is a 37-pa.vsenger Southern. used as a school bus by the Air Force at Hamilton AFB. and se lected by Echols. The now bus was obtained through civil defense surplus property. It is part of Mount Shasta's ciul defense set-up, as signed for use by the recreation district and available in an emergency. Shaw Stationery a. am NOTICE! All grocery and variety specials in lair Thursday's Big-Y Ad good through thii coming Wednesday! BIG-Y Super Market 4710 South 6th SMITH-CORONA COMPACT 250 A FUU-FEATURED, FULLY ELECTRIC OFFICE TYPEWRITER AT THE PRICE OF A MANUAL OR 250 MM'-"- See It NOW at: SHAW STATIONERY 729 Main Congratulations, Dairy Farmers! from PACIFIC SUPPLY COOP 2 big locotions: 1537 So. 6rh TU 2-4456 and at our Form ft Garden Store 4621 So. 6th TU 4-4555 ALBERS FEED AND FARM SUPPLY 2710 Sa. 6th TU 4-7733 BASIN BUILDING MATERIALS Complete Builders Supplies 4784 So. 6th Ph. 2-2563 Floyd A. Boyd Co. Your International Daoler Tul.loke Ph. 667-2771 CRATER LAKE MACHINERY "CATERPILLAR" 1410 So. 6th TU 2-2544 The DAIRY QUEEN "Horn of tho cona with the curl on top," Across from Mills School. S3S I. Main TU4-4829 Driscoll, Padgett S Hurley Insurance Agency Wjratt Padgett Nail Hurler 724 Main St. TU 2-5507 Federal Land Bank Assn. of Klamath Falls Serving Klom. A Lake Counties 133 S. 9rh TU 4-6476 FIRST FEDERAL Savings & Loan "Where you seve dees make a difference" 540 Moin Ph. 4-5195 1st Natl. Bank of Ore. Klamath Falls South Sixth Merrill Lakaviaw Mamber of F.D.I.C. Hi Valley Mills The Basin's Finest Pallet Mill South of Tulelaka 667-5222 Home Lbr. & Supply Your Building Headquarters 2314 S. 6th TU 4-3146 INTERSTATE PUMP & Menufecturinf, Inc. Complete Puma It Sprinkler Service 721 S Sa. 6th 2-3464 JUCKELAND MOTORS, Inc. International Trucks Cummins Diesel Ingines 11th and Klamath Ph. 2-2581 J. W. Kerns Your Farm Department Srora 734 S. 6th TU 4-4197 The Bank of Klamath Falls Banking , , . Hemeren $tle 4th ft Klamath Member FDIC .. " : fl . K'V W CONGRATULATIONS! DAIRYMEN from RANCH WHOLESALE SUPPLY "Your Farm Shopping Center" at the Merrill-Lakeview Junct. TU 2-5548 .aem- ' Mr? ... Time To Get the Health Habit Drink 3 Glasses of Milk Daily Milk is power-packed with the energy your family needs for mod ern living. This means that every glass you serve is a toast to good health. So fill 'er up at mealtime and in-between, too, and watch your family "go"! Smart mothers keep plenty of milk on hand al ways, and order extra for the weekend. vjjt 1 pa Merrill Lumber Co. Building Supplies Merrill, Ore. Ph. 798-5911 MERRILL PHARMACY Veterinory Supplies Merrill, Ore. Ph. 798-5712 Klamath Production Credit Association Agricultural Leans I t 7 Year. 133 S. 9th TU 2-33SI Klamath Proved SIRE SERYICE 2724 Sa. th Ph. 4-4400 Klamath Yalley Lumber Co. Just oer the viaduct 1940 Sa. th 4-4116 International Peper Co. LONG BELL DIVISION Main ft Spring TU 4-3144 Schulze Tire Service U.S. TIRES 2 Locotions for Your Convenience Moin & Spring Merrill-Lakeview Junction OREGON FARM BUREAU INS. John Tofell, Service Rep. 4645 So. 6th Ph. TU 2-3921 J. C. PENNEY CO. 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