Humorists
Answer to Prwtoua Puzzle
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1 Artemui
fi Author of
"Fable In
Slang"
6 Creator of
"Major
Barbara
12 Asiatic
mountain!
13 Author of "Life 48 Relaxation
with Father evergreen
35 Feminine
appellation
36 Kree from
liability
3fl Ox
39 Grain
40 Headpiece
41 He invented ft
jumping frog
irngaicn
14 Step
15 Secular
16 Rrew
17 Whit frost
IB Seepage
20 Employed
21 Before
22 Fixed charpe
23 "Pooh" creator
26 Creator of
L Jabberwocky
30 Sacred bird
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31 Moderate
32 Caviar
33 Malei
34 Rational
50 Only thii
51 Food regimen
62 Skill
63 Criticize
'slatiR)
64 Legal
suspension
55 Bill ,
humorist
56 Migrate
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2 Whirs
3 Stranser In
Moslem land
6 Old saw SB Limerick
6 Valley (poet) author
7 Sight organ 31 Club (var.)
8 Nimbler 34 Bridge
9 Small distance 35Kndeavor
10 Summit 37 About one-half
1 1 Worthleaa plant 38 Was seated
jy iana measure wrjrei.
20 Thia place
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23 Imitator
24 Wild (oat
23 HOW
2Tine
4 Creator o( Mr. 27 French river
Pickwiflc SHhomary
4i Spreada hay
l ueiay
43 Offshore
44 Sinewy
45 Krect
46 Marine eagle
47 lectern
40 Enthusiast
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I I I I I I I I I I I 21
What Would Happen If Everybody Gave Up Smoking?
PACE S-A
Sunday, June 23, 19M
HERALD AND NEWS, Klanutk Falla. OrefM
By DICK WEST
WASHINGTON (L'Pl) - If my
own circle of acquaintances is a
reliable indicator, a lot of people
these days are trying to give up
smoking.
have heard so much
about this recently that it started
me In thinking what might hap
pen if all the people who now
smoke were suddenly to slop.
Here are some of the possibil
ities that crossed my mind:
I. All of the farmers who now
Modoc County Property
Assessments Increase
sessor Harold E. Brundige has
announced the completion of the
1953-64 taxable property measure
ment The total secured roll of (18,
036,225 assessed value, up $304,
145 over last year. The unsecured
roll Is $1,230,190 and is down $90,-
Budget Up
For School
MOUNT SHASTA At a meet
ing June IB, the Mount Shasta
KkHrrentary School Board ac
oanted preliminary budget (or
litem, ol 2M,019. Thi figure
Is tM.tft higher than last year,
and the reasons given were that
all departments are more expen
slve to maintain, equipment
needs replacing, end repairs must
be made. The budget will be set
in August .
The board discussed housing
for classes and will try to rent
St Anthony's Hall. It went on
record as not favoring the pur
chase of temporary structures to
house classes and announced that
no construction program is
planned this year. There ere also
no plans for half-day sessions at
present
The members agreed to adver
tise for bids on school purchase
bus and a school transportation
bus. Bids on tho former will he
opened at tho elementary school
at 7 p.m. on July 16 and at the
same time (or tin transportation
bus on July 9.
090, a 1.2 per cent decrease. The
State Board of Equalization's pre
liminary estimate suggests a 18
per cent Increase.
"The decrease on the unsecured
roll is largely due to the fact that
we have been able to secure
much of this property. Unsecured
property is that taxable properly
not secured to land. Generally, it
is to the advantage of all to se
cure all the securable property,
and we have been working to
ward that end. There are 757 un
secured assessments, down 23
from last year," Brundige said.
The number of veterans grant-
ut avAmrrfinno anil ttui nmsinnt
v....i.... - l:; t ,1 .1
exempted was down. Modoc """"" ,ur o""-suuiiiariiie pur-
County has one ol the lowest T" ,ur " year
Diamonds
In Ocean
Discovered
WASHINGTON (UPt - Off the
coast of Southwest Africa a com
pany is taking diamonds from the
oceans' floors. A pilot plant opera
tion is extracting more than 30.000
tons of commercial grade iron ore
a month from the sea depths
around Japan.
Claims have been staked for gold
mining rights in the seaward
sands of Norton Sound, Alaska,
where beaches were overrun in the
gold rush of '98.
The V. S. Bureau of Commer
cial Fisheries is experimenting
with use of electrical fields (or
herding fish into commercial fish
ermen's nets.
Aerospace, official publication of
the Acrospaco Industries Associa
tion, said these are some of Uie
ventures undertaken by govern
ment, aerospace and commercial
enterprises in exploration and ex
ploitation of the world ocean.
The magazine said the aerospace
industry will play a leading role
on the watery new frontier. The
environments of space and the
ocean both require pressurized
vehicles, are highly destructive ol
materials and pose unique navi
gation and communications diffi
culties, the magazine said, adding
that there is hardly an aerospace
company that does not have its
anti-submarine warfare, oceanic,
ocean operations division or de
partment.
The magazine said the seas not
only offer a solution to the world's
mounting food problem and pro-'
vide resources of raw materials
but also have military potential.
The United States appropriated
grow tobacco would convert their
acreage to wheat, corn and cot
ton. This would greatly aggravate
the surplus problem and cause
the Secretary of Agriculture to
shoot himself.
Seeking a scientific solution, the
government would underwrite a
vast research program to find
other uses for wheat, corn and
cotton.
After 10 years and 10 billion
dollars, the laboratories would
announce a chemical discovery
Ihrough which wheat, corn and
cotton could be used to make cigarettes.
2. A number of actors who have
been appearing in cigarette com
mercials on television would be
stuck with worthless tattoos.
3. The ceramics industry, whose
main source of income is the pro
duction of ashtrays, would have
to go back to kewpie dolls and
mustache cups.
4. Composers who make their
living turning out jingles for cig
arette commercials would have
to go back to writing symphonies.
5. Tobacco auctioneers would
have to find jobs as hearing aid
salesmen.
6. The paper match industry
would go into bankruptcy, taking
with it the art schools that adver
tise correspondence courses on
the covers.
7. Thousands of persons em
ployed in the production of "no I who use them for hair curlers,
smoking" signs would be thrownj n. smoky, the Bear, would have
out of work. to fjn(i someone else to blame for
8. There would be a slump in! forest fires.
the sale of dentifrices purported to
remove tobacco stains from teeth.
9. Companies making cigarette
lighter fluid would have to switch
to the production of charcoal
lighter fluid.
10. The demand for pipe clean
ers would be restricted to women
Aluminum Awnings
Local TU 4-8196
Terms to Suit
ARALUM
Window
& Door
We Work
In Dirt!
Foundations
Bock Hoe
Ditch Cleaning
Loader Work
Harold Simmers
EXCAVATION
2144 Patterson TU 2-6003
Replace lost income through
sickness or accident with an
income protection plan.
JIM CRISMON
First Nationol Bank Bldg.
Bus.: 2-3454 Res.: 4-4628
Great-West Life
''.
"Your Future Is My Business Today"
ajtfT
Jim Crismon
ratios ol exempt to total property
in the state.
The utility roll will be reported
by the State Board of Equaliza
tion in August. Added to the to
tal roll, it will give the grand to
tal of assessed value which,
when divided by the final budget
amounts, will produce the current
tax rates.
to be spent (or ships, planes, sub
marines, ocean-Door listening sta
tions, sonar, magnetic detection
gear, rocket-boosted torpedoes and
nuclear depth bombs,
Hospital
Gets
MOUNT SHASTA - Southern
Siskiyou County dignitaries, doc
tors and businessmen were pres
ent June 18 for the formal
gmand-breakmp; of the new wing
to the Mount Shasta Community
Hosplt.il. Work has started and
the project is to be completed in
four months. The building will
house a new surgery and obstet
rics ward.
The addition is being construct
ed with private funds at no cost
to the taxpayer. It is dedicated to
better medicine and better medi
cal facilities for Southern Siski
you County. Tlie owners are Dr.
J. B. McGiiire, Dr. W. B. Strick
land, Dr. F. W. Martin, Dr. V. I.
Thompson. Dr. H. 1.. Vidrk-kstn,
and Dr. D. D. Todorovic. Con
tractor for the job is Charles E.
Carroll, Mount Shasta Home
Builders, Inc.
Musa Names
Committees
City Buys
New Bus
SALEM I UPI Senate Presi
dent Ben Musa named Sen
ate members to legislative inter
im committees.
House Speaker Clarence Barton
announced appointments of House
members to the committees ear
lier this month. '
No interim committee meetings
have yet been scheduled. A chair
man (or each committee will be
elected at the group's (irst meeting.
Named by Musa were:
midlife Glenn Huston, D-
Lebanon; Andrew Naterlin, D
Newport, L. W. Newbry, R.Ashland.
Technological Employment Al
fred Corbett. I) - Portland: Ted
Hallock. D-Portland; Arthur Ire
land. R-Korest Grove, Don Will
ner, D-Portland.
Highways R. F. Chapman, T
Coos Bay: Edward Kadelry, D-
Ltigene; John Inskeep, R-Orecon
City, Anthony Yturri, R-Onl.irio
Stala Buildings and Institutions
John Hare. K-llillsboro; E. D.
Potts, D-Granls Pass, Daniel
Thirl, D-Astoria.
Kducatlon Al Flegel, D-Uose-
Iburg: Walter Leth, R Salem: Tom
Monaghan. D-Milwaukie. Glen
Stadler, D-Eugene
Insurance Eddie Ahiens. H
Salem: Thomas Mahoney, D-Portland:
Walter Pearson. D-Portland.
Taxation Ward H. Cook. D-
Portland. Alice Corbelt, D-Portland;
Robert Ellslrom. K-Salem:
Donald Husband, R-Eugene, Bojd
Ovrrhuisr. D-Madras.
MOUNT SHASTA - Charles
Echols, supervisor of public
works, has announced that a new
bus has been purchased by the
city of Mount Shasta and is now
in the city shops undergoing a
complete overhaul before being
put into use.
It is a 37-pa.vsenger Southern.
used as a school bus by the Air
Force at Hamilton AFB. and se
lected by Echols.
The now bus was obtained
through civil defense surplus
property. It is part of Mount
Shasta's ciul defense set-up, as
signed for use by the recreation
district and available in an emergency.
Shaw Stationery
a.
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NOTICE!
All grocery and variety specials in lair
Thursday's Big-Y Ad good through thii
coming Wednesday!
BIG-Y
Super Market
4710 South 6th
SMITH-CORONA
COMPACT 250
A FUU-FEATURED,
FULLY ELECTRIC OFFICE
TYPEWRITER AT THE
PRICE OF A MANUAL
OR 250 MM'-"-
See It NOW at:
SHAW
STATIONERY
729 Main
Congratulations,
Dairy Farmers!
from
PACIFIC
SUPPLY COOP
2 big locotions:
1537 So. 6rh TU 2-4456
and at
our Form ft Garden Store
4621 So. 6th TU 4-4555
ALBERS FEED AND
FARM SUPPLY
2710 Sa. 6th TU 4-7733
BASIN BUILDING
MATERIALS
Complete Builders Supplies
4784 So. 6th Ph. 2-2563
Floyd A. Boyd Co.
Your International Daoler
Tul.loke Ph. 667-2771
CRATER LAKE
MACHINERY
"CATERPILLAR"
1410 So. 6th TU 2-2544
The DAIRY QUEEN
"Horn of tho cona with the
curl on top," Across from Mills
School.
S3S I. Main
TU4-4829
Driscoll, Padgett S Hurley
Insurance Agency
Wjratt Padgett Nail Hurler
724 Main St. TU 2-5507
Federal Land Bank
Assn. of Klamath Falls
Serving Klom. A Lake Counties
133 S. 9rh TU 4-6476
FIRST FEDERAL
Savings & Loan
"Where you seve
dees make a difference"
540 Moin Ph. 4-5195
1st Natl. Bank of Ore.
Klamath Falls South Sixth
Merrill Lakaviaw
Mamber of F.D.I.C.
Hi Valley Mills
The Basin's Finest Pallet Mill
South of Tulelaka 667-5222
Home Lbr. & Supply
Your Building Headquarters
2314 S. 6th
TU 4-3146
INTERSTATE PUMP
& Menufecturinf, Inc.
Complete Puma It Sprinkler
Service
721 S Sa. 6th
2-3464
JUCKELAND MOTORS, Inc.
International Trucks
Cummins Diesel Ingines
11th and Klamath Ph. 2-2581
J. W. Kerns
Your Farm Department Srora
734 S. 6th TU 4-4197
The Bank of
Klamath Falls
Banking , , . Hemeren $tle
4th ft Klamath Member FDIC
.. " : fl . K'V W
CONGRATULATIONS!
DAIRYMEN
from
RANCH
WHOLESALE
SUPPLY
"Your Farm Shopping
Center"
at the Merrill-Lakeview Junct.
TU 2-5548
.aem-
' Mr?
...
Time To Get the Health Habit
Drink 3 Glasses of Milk Daily
Milk is power-packed with the energy your family needs for mod
ern living. This means that every glass you serve is a toast to good
health. So fill 'er up at mealtime and in-between, too, and watch
your family "go"! Smart mothers keep plenty of milk on hand al
ways, and order extra for the weekend.
vjjt 1
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Merrill Lumber Co.
Building Supplies
Merrill, Ore. Ph. 798-5911
MERRILL PHARMACY
Veterinory Supplies
Merrill, Ore. Ph. 798-5712
Klamath Production
Credit Association
Agricultural Leans
I t 7 Year.
133 S. 9th TU 2-33SI
Klamath Proved
SIRE SERYICE
2724 Sa. th Ph. 4-4400
Klamath Yalley
Lumber Co.
Just oer the viaduct
1940 Sa. th 4-4116
International Peper Co.
LONG BELL DIVISION
Main ft Spring TU 4-3144
Schulze Tire Service
U.S. TIRES
2 Locotions for
Your Convenience
Moin & Spring
Merrill-Lakeview Junction
OREGON FARM
BUREAU INS.
John Tofell, Service Rep.
4645 So. 6th Ph. TU 2-3921
J. C. PENNEY CO. Inc.
Your Clothing Headquarters
Use Your Chorge Account
8th and Moin Ph. 4-S171
Pine Grove Pellet
Mfgs.
"Economical Pellet Feed"
Lokevicw Hiway TU 2-1475
DON POTTER MACH. CO.
John Deere Equipment
Your Machinery is our Business
Klamath Falls 4 Tulclaka
P rock's Signet Oil Co.
Distributor of
SIGNAL OIL PRODUCTS
2300 So. 6th
Ph. 4-6322
Sears, Roebuck
& Co.
133 S. 8th Ph. TU 2-4481
John Sterling
Canvas and Nvlon Products
IRRIGATION DAMS
3647 S. 6th 2-0384, 4-6660
Swan Lake Mldg. Co.
"Serving the Klemeth
Basin for 40 Years''
3226 So. 6th TU 4-5145
Thomas Sheet Metal
Stainless Steel Fabrication
830 Market TU 2-5900
U.S. Nat'l Bank of Portland
Klometh Foils Br. 8th ft Main
Town ft Cntry Br. 3618 S. 6lh
Ph. TU 2-5581
WALKER BROS.
Shell Agricultural Chemicals
and Fertilisers
Merrill, Oregon Ph. 798-5517
Winema Motor Hotel
The perfect spot for
BANQUtTS MEETINGS
DINING
1111 Mem TU 4.4181