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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (May 31, 1963)
Wife Blows Stack When Blondie Kisses Hubby By ANN LANDERS Dear Ann Landers: Are you out of your mind? What do you mean by calling that woman "SICK Dl'CaUEC she resents it when women friends kiss her husband hello and goodbye? I don't care if it is only a peck on the cheek. They always start that way and before you know it there's a full blown smooching scene going on right under your nose. I've got the same problem with my old elk so I know what 1 m taiKing atrout. There's no such thing as a platonic kiss between members of the opposite sex, so don t tail for that one. Several months ago I got fed up with the monkey-shines o( a bottle-blonde who enjoyed kiss ing my husband not only hello and goodbye, but a few times during the evening as well. I pave him strict orders to keep his pipe In his moutn wnne tne blonde was present, but it didn't help. She pulled the pipe right out of his mouth and kissed him anyway. We wives have enough trouble with our middle aged Itomeos without having the rug pulled out from under us by nit-wits like you. Why don't you write a cook ing column? FURIOUS Dear Furious: In a way I do write a cooking column. Every day I deal with spring chickens, old roosters, cold tomatoes, hot milk, assorted nuts and now and then I even cook a goose. Dear Ann Landers: Your abrupt reply to the girl who signed her self "Dateless" was most unsym pathetic. She was miserable be cause she was built lika an iron ing board and then you come along and tell her she probably has a flat personality tool 1 know how this unfortunate girl feels because I am also built like an ironing board. I was lucky enough to marry a wonderful guy who loves me anyway. But how I yearn to feel and look like a woman! It's horribly depressing to have been cheated this way! I'll admit a flat chest is nothing to kill yourself over but it would be pure bliss if I could fill even a 32 bra. IRONING BOARD NO 2 Dear No. 2: Welcome back from (he La Brea tar pits. I've said It no less than 20 times but I'll say It once more: If curves are so important, why Sfltle for K1 Gil lo a lingerie slpre and treat yourself to a 36, Many women wear padded bras because their clothes fit better, Dear Ann Landers: This prob lem is a touchy one but we need your help desperately. Our S-ycar-old son has a serious heart condition. The doctor has told us the boy must rest a great deal, lie is able to attend public school, but he cannot indulge In sports. Walking more than a few blocks violates doctor's orders so my husband carries him when ever we go out. This past year several people who are unaware of the problem have made thoughtless remarks such as. "You're too big to let your daddy carry you." or "Big boys walk, their daddies don't carry them." We don't want to make too much of the child's heart condi tion in his presence, because it may give him an inferiority com plcx, so my husband and I do not reply when people make remarks. Now the boy refuses to go out with us because he is afraid of being teased about being carried. He is becoming withdrawn and un communicative. What can we do? TROUBLED PARENTS Dear Parents: The child knows he has a heart condition so please skip playing games and pretend ing he b Just like every other little boy. Buy him a wheel chair and help him adjust to his handicap. An emotional cripple has it rough er than a physical cripple. Confidential to Outsider: Yes, there really ts an Ann Landers, but she can't print every letter. Don't you have a name, an ad dress, and a live cent stamp? "DENNIS THE MENACE" ) CAoxmi ( Fun 'Yes.he wasih. here. He kaoa glass of rWiEf?, tipped cm A M Of STKAWS.TWK A tWf 1)1 Of NAPWNS,AND lFT. Cafholic Leaders Oppose JFK Education Proposals WASHINGTON UPI Callv olic educators said Wednesday that President Kennedy's educa-l tion proposals would discriminate against children in lion public schools and lead to deterioration of the nation's parochial school system. They said Catholic schools edu cate about ( million children to standards set by the states and thus, in effect, provide a $2.3 bil lion annual subsidy to the public schools systems. Tho views were presented to a Senate education subcommittee by Msgr. Frederick G. Hochwall, educational director for the Na tional Catholic Welfare Confer ence. His testimony was supple mented by Msgr. John B. Mc Dowell, superintendent of the Pittsburgh Catholic Schools, and by Bernard J. Powers, a teacher In Smith Hills Catholic High School in Mt. Lebanon, Pa. I Hochwalt stressed that the Cath olic Welfare Coherence "Is not an outright proponent of federal! aid to education." But if Con gross decides that federal aid is Birchers Ask Apology KIT.KNE dll'It The Oregon coordinator of the John Birch So ciety, Leslie Fleming o'. Eugene. Wednesday demanded that Gov. Mark Hatfield apolngiie for re marks he made at the Western Governors' Conlcrence about the society. Fleming said Hatfield was quo ted as s-iying at the conference thai tfco John Birch Soi itiy is not a fascist nrg:iniralion but "h a s snmc individuals equally dangerous," needed, he said, it should not dis criminate against children in non public schools. McDowell said the educational standards for Catholic schools, such as those in Pittsburgh, are set by state authorities. Although spiritual interpretations are made occasionally in the so-called sec ular subjects, he said, "the basic requirements as set down by state authorities are being fulfilled." Pentagon Says People Safe From Radiation WASHINGTON (UPD The Pentagon said today that detona tion of Nike-Zeus warheads against an oncoming enemy mis sile would not endanger popula tions below the point of intercept. The Defense Department said. in response to inquiries, that "the danger from (radioactive) fallout from our defensive missiles is in-! significant compared to that from an unopposed enemy missile." The statement was aimed at countering interpretations placed on remarks by Defense Secretary Robert S. McNamara concerning radioactive fallout problems that might result from use of the Nike Zeus anti-missile missile. McNamara Testifies Testimony by McNamara before the House defense appropriations subcommittee was interpreted to' mean that the Nike-Zeus itself would create fallout requiring an extensive system of shelters to protect civilians. "I think I am right in saying our own program will create a fallout problem," McNamara told the House group. "We arc using nuclear war heads, of course, and there are literally hundreds of them that would be detonated under these circumstances (full-scale deploy ment of the Nike-Zeus)." Later, McNamara indicated that the problem of fallout would be an indirect result of the anti missile missile. "If we had a Nike-Zeus or Nike X system, the Soviets almost cer tainly would target some of their missiles outside the range of those systems," he said. ! Would Use Ground Bursts ' "They would use ground bursts to ensure that we had a substan tial degree of fallout even though j the defense system might have; been successful in intercepting some or even a majority of thej warheads targeted in the urban areas themselves." Solon Asks Earnings Boost For Social Security Taxes PAGE -B Friday, May 31, HERALD AND NIWS, Klimath Falls. Or. WASHINGTON (LPIi-An in fluential Democrat has called on Congress to strengthen the "trust funds" of the Social Security pro gram by requiring bigger tax con tributions from persons earning more than $4,800 a year. The proposal came from Rep. Wilbur D. Mills, D-Ark.. powerful chairman of the House Ways & Means Committee which has lea- islauve jui i.-rfiictiun over Social Se curity benefits and taxes. Mills presented in the House Wednesday a bill that would ap ply the Social Security job-tax to the first $5,400 in annual earn ings. Only the first $4,800 now is! taxed. Effective next Jan. 1, Mills' proposal would mean tax increas es of $21.75 a year for those cm ployes earning as much as $5,400 annually. Self-employed persons earning that much would pay $32.40 more. Employers would have to match any increase in the tax contributions of their employes. The bill, which Mills is spon soring without administration en dorsement, is designed to im prove the actuarial soundness of the Social Security program. Al though the increase in the tax able earnings base would result in boosting the maximum cash benefits that workers can qualify for, almost all of the remaining revenue would be used to reduce to negligible size the long-range deficits now foreseen lor the pro gram's "trust funds." Should Mills' bill begin moving through Congress, it would almost certainly become the focal point of a struggle for enactment of President Kennedy's proposal that Social Security benefits be ex panded to include hospitalization insurance for persons 63 and older. Conceivably, the bill could serve as the vehicle for enactment ol some version of this program. Mills is publicly on record against the proposal to provide hospitali zation insurance through the So cial Security program. The Social Security tax rate for employes and for their employers now is 3i per cent. To finance the existing scale of benefits it is scheduled to law to climb to per cent in 1966 and to 4i per cent in 1963. The rale for the self-employed, now 5.4 per cent. ; vhoAulaA in rt3tM R 2 npr cent 1966 and 6.8 per cent in 196.1. i FISHERMEN! Catch a bite to eat here, going or coming! BREAKFASTS . LUNCHES - DINNERS Delicious Fried Chicken, Sizzling Steaks, Ham 'n Eggs as you like 'em! HOME MADE PIE ODESSA COFFEE SHOP Rocky Point Road Cloud Mondays Ph. EL 6-2250 Pocky Point Open 4 to 9 P.M. For Retervotioni Gas Share Set SALEM (UPD In eight years Portland should be getting the same share of motor vehicle reve nues that other cities now get. A city s share is based on its population. Portland currently gets 70 per cent of what other cities get. A bill to raise its share to 100 per cent by 1971 was signed into law Wednesday by the governor. 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