Wife Blows Stack When
Blondie Kisses Hubby
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: Are you
out of your mind? What do you
mean by calling that woman
"SICK Dl'CaUEC
she resents it
when women
friends kiss her
husband hello
and goodbye?
I don't care if
it is only a peck
on the cheek.
They always
start that way and before you
know it there's a full blown
smooching scene going on right
under your nose. I've got the
same problem with my old elk so
I know what 1 m taiKing atrout.
There's no such thing as a
platonic kiss between members of
the opposite sex, so don t tail
for that one.
Several months ago I got
fed up with the monkey-shines o(
a bottle-blonde who enjoyed kiss
ing my husband not only hello
and goodbye, but a few times
during the evening as well. I
pave him strict orders to keep
his pipe In his moutn wnne tne
blonde was present, but it didn't
help. She pulled the pipe right
out of his mouth and kissed him
anyway.
We wives have enough trouble
with our middle aged Itomeos
without having the rug pulled out
from under us by nit-wits like
you. Why don't you write a cook
ing column? FURIOUS
Dear Furious: In a way I do
write a cooking column. Every
day I deal with spring chickens,
old roosters, cold tomatoes, hot
milk, assorted nuts and now and
then I even cook a goose.
Dear Ann Landers: Your abrupt
reply to the girl who signed her
self "Dateless" was most unsym
pathetic. She was miserable be
cause she was built lika an iron
ing board and then you come
along and tell her she probably
has a flat personality tool
1 know how this unfortunate girl
feels because I am also built
like an ironing board. I was lucky
enough to marry a wonderful guy
who loves me anyway. But how
I yearn to feel and look like a
woman! It's horribly depressing
to have been cheated this way!
I'll admit a flat chest is nothing
to kill yourself over but it would
be pure bliss if I could fill even
a 32 bra. IRONING BOARD NO
2
Dear No. 2: Welcome back from
(he La Brea tar pits. I've said
It no less than 20 times but I'll
say It once more:
If curves are so important, why
Sfltle for K1 Gil lo a lingerie
slpre and treat yourself to a 36,
Many women wear padded bras
because their clothes fit better,
Dear Ann Landers: This prob
lem is a touchy one but we need
your help desperately.
Our S-ycar-old son has a serious
heart condition. The doctor has
told us the boy must rest a great
deal, lie is able to attend public
school, but he cannot indulge In
sports. Walking more than a few
blocks violates doctor's orders so
my husband carries him when
ever we go out.
This past year several people
who are unaware of the problem
have made thoughtless remarks
such as. "You're too big to let
your daddy carry you." or "Big
boys walk, their daddies don't
carry them."
We don't want to make too
much of the child's heart condi
tion in his presence, because it
may give him an inferiority com
plcx, so my husband and I do not
reply when people make remarks.
Now the boy refuses to go out
with us because he is afraid of
being teased about being carried.
He is becoming withdrawn and un
communicative. What can we
do? TROUBLED PARENTS
Dear Parents: The child knows
he has a heart condition so please
skip playing games and pretend
ing he b Just like every other little
boy.
Buy him a wheel chair and
help him adjust to his handicap.
An emotional cripple has it rough
er than a physical cripple.
Confidential to Outsider: Yes,
there really ts an Ann Landers,
but she can't print every letter.
Don't you have a name, an ad
dress, and a live cent stamp?
"DENNIS THE MENACE"
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Cafholic Leaders Oppose
JFK Education Proposals
WASHINGTON UPI Callv
olic educators said Wednesday
that President Kennedy's educa-l
tion proposals would discriminate
against children in lion public
schools and lead to deterioration
of the nation's parochial school
system.
They said Catholic schools edu
cate about ( million children to
standards set by the states and
thus, in effect, provide a $2.3 bil
lion annual subsidy to the public
schools systems.
Tho views were presented to a
Senate education subcommittee by
Msgr. Frederick G. Hochwall,
educational director for the Na
tional Catholic Welfare Confer
ence. His testimony was supple
mented by Msgr. John B. Mc
Dowell, superintendent of the
Pittsburgh Catholic Schools, and
by Bernard J. Powers, a teacher
In Smith Hills Catholic High School
in Mt. Lebanon, Pa. I
Hochwalt stressed that the Cath
olic Welfare Coherence "Is not
an outright proponent of federal!
aid to education." But if Con
gross decides that federal aid is
Birchers
Ask Apology
KIT.KNE dll'It The Oregon
coordinator of the John Birch So
ciety, Leslie Fleming o'. Eugene.
Wednesday demanded that Gov.
Mark Hatfield apolngiie for re
marks he made at the Western
Governors' Conlcrence about the
society.
Fleming said Hatfield was quo
ted as s-iying at the conference
thai tfco John Birch Soi itiy is not
a fascist nrg:iniralion but "h a s
snmc individuals equally dangerous,"
needed, he said, it should not dis
criminate against children in non
public schools.
McDowell said the educational
standards for Catholic schools,
such as those in Pittsburgh, are
set by state authorities. Although
spiritual interpretations are made
occasionally in the so-called sec
ular subjects, he said, "the basic
requirements as set down by
state authorities are being fulfilled."
Pentagon Says People
Safe From Radiation
WASHINGTON (UPD The
Pentagon said today that detona
tion of Nike-Zeus warheads
against an oncoming enemy mis
sile would not endanger popula
tions below the point of intercept.
The Defense Department said.
in response to inquiries, that "the
danger from (radioactive) fallout
from our defensive missiles is in-!
significant compared to that from
an unopposed enemy missile."
The statement was aimed at
countering interpretations placed
on remarks by Defense Secretary
Robert S. McNamara concerning
radioactive fallout problems that
might result from use of the Nike
Zeus anti-missile missile.
McNamara Testifies
Testimony by McNamara before
the House defense appropriations
subcommittee was interpreted to'
mean that the Nike-Zeus itself
would create fallout requiring an
extensive system of shelters to
protect civilians.
"I think I am right in saying
our own program will create a
fallout problem," McNamara told
the House group.
"We arc using nuclear war
heads, of course, and there are
literally hundreds of them that
would be detonated under these
circumstances (full-scale deploy
ment of the Nike-Zeus)."
Later, McNamara indicated
that the problem of fallout would
be an indirect result of the anti
missile missile.
"If we had a Nike-Zeus or Nike
X system, the Soviets almost cer
tainly would target some of their
missiles outside the range of
those systems," he said. !
Would Use Ground Bursts '
"They would use ground bursts
to ensure that we had a substan
tial degree of fallout even though j
the defense system might have;
been successful in intercepting
some or even a majority of thej
warheads targeted in the urban
areas themselves."
Solon Asks Earnings Boost
For Social Security Taxes
PAGE -B
Friday, May 31,
HERALD AND NIWS, Klimath Falls. Or.
WASHINGTON (LPIi-An in
fluential Democrat has called on
Congress to strengthen the "trust
funds" of the Social Security pro
gram by requiring bigger tax con
tributions from persons earning
more than $4,800 a year.
The proposal came from Rep.
Wilbur D. Mills, D-Ark.. powerful
chairman of the House Ways &
Means Committee which has lea-
islauve jui i.-rfiictiun over Social Se
curity benefits and taxes.
Mills presented in the House
Wednesday a bill that would ap
ply the Social Security job-tax to
the first $5,400 in annual earn
ings. Only the first $4,800 now is!
taxed.
Effective next Jan. 1, Mills'
proposal would mean tax increas
es of $21.75 a year for those cm
ployes earning as much as $5,400
annually. Self-employed persons
earning that much would pay
$32.40 more. Employers would
have to match any increase in
the tax contributions of their employes.
The bill, which Mills is spon
soring without administration en
dorsement, is designed to im
prove the actuarial soundness of
the Social Security program. Al
though the increase in the tax
able earnings base would result
in boosting the maximum cash
benefits that workers can qualify
for, almost all of the remaining
revenue would be used to reduce
to negligible size the long-range
deficits now foreseen lor the pro
gram's "trust funds."
Should Mills' bill begin moving
through Congress, it would almost
certainly become the focal point
of a struggle for enactment of
President Kennedy's proposal that
Social Security benefits be ex
panded to include hospitalization
insurance for persons 63 and
older.
Conceivably, the bill could serve
as the vehicle for enactment ol
some version of this program.
Mills is publicly on record against
the proposal to provide hospitali
zation insurance through the So
cial Security program.
The Social Security tax rate for
employes and for their employers
now is 3i per cent. To finance
the existing scale of benefits it is
scheduled to law to climb to
per cent in 1966 and to 4i per
cent in 1963. The rale for the
self-employed, now 5.4 per cent.
; vhoAulaA in rt3tM R 2 npr cent
1966 and 6.8 per cent in 196.1. i
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SALEM (UPD In eight years
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same share of motor vehicle reve
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A city s share is based on its
population. Portland currently
gets 70 per cent of what other
cities get. A bill to raise its share
to 100 per cent by 1971 was
signed into law Wednesday by the
governor.
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