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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1963)
Take this baby powder test for your baby's comfort and protection Tim Marches On! 4M The games are the same, the cake, the punch, The bride-to-be's feigned surprise, The inevitable towels and coffeepots, All things that I recognise. Nothing is changed, and yet to me This shower is like no other; For I'm not here as friend of the bride, Alas, I'm a friend of her mother) 5uHnne Douglas :V I Thl 7-R.T.V . . .y.'affWW-l ACTUAL UNHtlQIJCmO RESULT PHOTOS J - ,Tf- , Z.B.T. Other leading baby powder: Smooth it on your finger. Dip it into a glass of water. Notice: the powder washes right off . . . the skin gets all wet. This leading baby powder cannot protect your baby from moisture and from the diaper Irritation it causes. Z.B.T. Baby Powder: Smooth Z. B.T. on your finger. Dip it into a glass of water. Amazingly, there's not a drop of water on the skin protected by Z.B.T. And that's exactly how Z.B.T. keeps your baby's skin dry,"Moisture Proof," protected against diaper irritation. REMOVE WARTS! AruzIrj Compound Dissolves Common WirUAway Without CuttlniorBurnini Doctors warn picking or scratching I wans may cause bleeding, infec tion, spreading. Now, science has developed an amazing compound that penetrates into warts, destroys their cells, actually melts warts away without cutting or burning. Its name is Compound W. Pain less, colorless Compound W used as directed removes common warts safely, effectively, leaves no ugly scan. The LIFE you Save May be Your OWN PHOTO CREDITS Pag 4, NSC. Pog 12i Eostfoto. L tl When simple hemorrhoids cause fi'flv I I and embarrassing itch, me Vviir L J Man.an now even more effective W T with Allantoin. a special healing aeenl. I Man7.an also contains benrocaine to B I rase pain, and a vasoconstrictor to H help reduce swelling For soolhin M lartion and last pallialive reliel. trv WAS IT YOU? crtwto That's what SMOKEY wants to know! Was it YOU who threw the cigarette from your car or dropped your match after light ing up? Every year careless smokers are responsible for one of every Jive man-caused forest (ires! When your trash fire spreads out of control, you know you've done wrong! But smokers start fires and never know it! They're gone before the (ire starts! You see, a cigar or cigarette butt is like a time bomb. It smolders for a while before the leaves or needles where it lies are warmed enough to flame. A playful breeze may help it along. Then, in no time at all, a spark you could crush under your heel has grown to be a searing, roaring demon, killing the life in its path! Remember- only YOU can PREVENT FOREST FIRES! Quips and Quotes You Aren't THE William Shakespeare, Are You? My wife has a peculiar quirk. Barring Smiths and Joneses, she is unable to be lieve that any two people can have the same name and not be the same person. The other day she saw a headline stating that a Dick Johnson had broken a pole vault record. "How exciting!" she ex claimed. "I'm going to phone and con gratulate him." "Huh?" I said, perplexed, and then it dawned on me. "Look," I explained, "it's not the Dick Johnson I play poker with. He's 55, has asthma, and weighs 235 pounds. He couldn't vault a fire hydrant!" "But it said Dick Johnson," she insisted. "Another Dick Johnson," I screamed. Just as I've tried to explain that our maid, Elsie Harper, isn't the same Elsie One of the longett periods of time for a mother is the week between the end of school and the beginning of summer camp. Dan Bennett At least some of our dollars are going further these days all the way to outer space. Jan Shurluck Harper who writes mystery novels and that our mailman, John Williams, isn't the man wanted by the FBI. But my spouse goes further than that. If people have the same last names, she is sure they are close relatives. This forces me to explain that Mary Shore, the li brarian, isn't Dinah's sister, and she can't get us tickets to television shows ; that our butcher, Gus Morgan, isn't of the J.P. Morgan family ; and that Ruth Glenn, who runs a dress shop, isn't John's sister. Next thing you know my wife will claim that just because a person is named Ken nedy, it means he's in the gov , . . Well, on second thought I may give up trying to straighten her out We're all entitled to one good quirk. Parke Cummings The Stenos In Our Office Half the time they're chattering, Repairing nails or hose, Quenching their thirst or aiming up One another's clothes. But enter the office bachelor (Tall, handsome, dark, and slim) And look at the way they go to work On him. Rut Chadxick a "I'm proud to say I had the highest marks of all those who flunked." remit Weekly. Mis M, 1MJ .WKTWtNT e urronoi
