Take this baby
powder test
for your baby's comfort and protection
Tim Marches On!
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The games are the same, the cake,
the punch,
The bride-to-be's feigned surprise,
The inevitable towels and coffeepots,
All things that I recognise.
Nothing is changed, and yet to me
This shower is like no other;
For I'm not here as friend of the bride,
Alas, I'm a friend of her mother)
5uHnne Douglas
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Z.B.T.
Other leading baby powder:
Smooth it on your finger. Dip it
into a glass of water. Notice: the
powder washes right off . . . the
skin gets all wet. This leading
baby powder cannot protect your
baby from moisture and from the
diaper Irritation it causes.
Z.B.T. Baby Powder: Smooth
Z. B.T. on your finger. Dip it into a
glass of water. Amazingly, there's
not a drop of water on the skin
protected by Z.B.T. And that's
exactly how Z.B.T. keeps your
baby's skin dry,"Moisture Proof,"
protected against diaper irritation.
REMOVE
WARTS!
AruzIrj Compound
Dissolves Common
WirUAway
Without
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Doctors warn picking or scratching
I wans may cause bleeding, infec
tion, spreading. Now, science has
developed an amazing compound
that penetrates into warts, destroys
their cells, actually melts warts away
without cutting or burning.
Its name is Compound W. Pain
less, colorless Compound W used as
directed removes common warts
safely, effectively, leaves no ugly
scan.
The LIFE you Save
May be Your OWN
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WAS IT YOU?
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That's what SMOKEY wants to
know! Was it YOU who threw
the cigarette from your car or
dropped your match after light
ing up?
Every year careless smokers are
responsible for one of every Jive
man-caused forest (ires!
When your trash fire spreads
out of control, you know you've
done wrong! But smokers start
fires and never know it! They're
gone before the (ire starts!
You see, a cigar or cigarette butt
is like a time bomb. It smolders
for a while before the leaves or
needles where it lies are warmed
enough to flame. A playful
breeze may help it along. Then,
in no time at all, a spark you
could crush under your heel has
grown to be a searing, roaring
demon, killing the life in its path!
Remember- only YOU can
PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
Quips and Quotes
You Aren't THE William Shakespeare, Are You?
My wife has a peculiar quirk. Barring
Smiths and Joneses, she is unable to be
lieve that any two people can have the
same name and not be the same person.
The other day she saw a headline stating
that a Dick Johnson had broken a pole
vault record. "How exciting!" she ex
claimed. "I'm going to phone and con
gratulate him."
"Huh?" I said, perplexed, and then it
dawned on me. "Look," I explained, "it's
not the Dick Johnson I play poker with.
He's 55, has asthma, and weighs 235
pounds. He couldn't vault a fire hydrant!"
"But it said Dick Johnson," she insisted.
"Another Dick Johnson," I screamed.
Just as I've tried to explain that our
maid, Elsie Harper, isn't the same Elsie
One of the longett periods of time for a
mother is the week between the end of
school and the beginning of summer camp.
Dan Bennett
At least some of our dollars are going
further these days all the way to outer
space. Jan Shurluck
Harper who writes mystery novels and
that our mailman, John Williams, isn't the
man wanted by the FBI.
But my spouse goes further than that.
If people have the same last names, she is
sure they are close relatives. This forces
me to explain that Mary Shore, the li
brarian, isn't Dinah's sister, and she can't
get us tickets to television shows ; that our
butcher, Gus Morgan, isn't of the J.P.
Morgan family ; and that Ruth Glenn, who
runs a dress shop, isn't John's sister.
Next thing you know my wife will claim
that just because a person is named Ken
nedy, it means he's in the gov , . . Well,
on second thought I may give up trying to
straighten her out We're all entitled to
one good quirk. Parke Cummings
The Stenos In Our Office
Half the time they're chattering,
Repairing nails or hose,
Quenching their thirst or aiming up
One another's clothes.
But enter the office bachelor
(Tall, handsome, dark, and slim)
And look at the way they go to work
On him. Rut Chadxick
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"I'm proud to say I had the highest marks of all those who flunked."
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