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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (May 22, 1963)
PAGE I HERALD AND NEWS. Klamath Falls, Ore. Wtdnnday. May 22, 1963 Annie's Satiric Names Fire Flow OS Laughter By ANN LANDERS Dear Ann Landers: Why do you persist in calling people "Toots, "Lamb-Chop," "Bub." "Pelunia," "Buster," "Hon- ey-Bun" and countless other I equally undigni fied names? Surely you must be aware that some peo ple who write to you are older than you are and therefore en titled to respect. How do you think a 70-year-old grandmother feels when you refer to her as "Toots?" Recently my father-in-law wrote to you and he did not sign his rtnmo I rwoynizpri hift IpUpr hp. cause I happened to know of his : BoJr problem. 1 admit the situation he described sounded like that of a much younger man, but be is gentleman 63 years of age. In your reply to him you called him "Buddy Boy." Your advice is excellent but write. When you pop back with. "Look, Buttercup," or "Listen, Bub," my husband gets such a bang out of it he can't slop laugh ing. "Buster" and "Doll" set him off, too, but nothing docs it like Buddy Boy! Reading your column every day is almost the same as having a personal chat with you. Your wisdom and wit are a priceless combination. Without being unkind you scale people down to size with just the right phrase. And who of us docsn t need it now and then? Don't ever lose that refreshing straightfrom-the-shoulder humor which your readers dearly love. -N.C. BOOSTER Dear Booster: Thanks Doll. And please five my regards to "Bud- Dear Ann Landers: I am a re tired insurance man who has a good wife, a nice family and I'm strictly a mind-my-own business type. Three weeks ago I received a telephone call from a man who "DENN'S THE MENACE" I" :::: tou A1EAJ we $Tu oqmt weish a hutoeo pounds ' J " aUT'l'i'l'""" i"im i " lj I your sarcaxa am, smarwrn ( .... . , . .. . . V9.' or you'll be in serious bit muchTO THE POINT my ite or you II be m serious trouble." 1 asked his name hut he ftwrA-TliBkyifrywjwoalin-t ,eU , mvited him fetter. It fc a the first letter I.to com, , my home and talk to nan uniKi euerw uuj cnu- but he refused. I am com cism. T ssl ur teals Kip;tteijr innocent and have nothing the same sukjert. I kape J wiU to hide. I even offered to go see read it. Dear Ana Loaders.- Your col umn is like breath of fresh airl I especially etsfpy vour down-to-earth, urresecuxis, cJd shoe attitude toward i3 who FBI Slates Conference hun but be wouldn't tell me where be lived or where he worked. Last week he called again with the same message. Yesterday, I received a third call this one was angrier and I suspect he had been drinking. I phoned the tele phone company and asked them to trace the call but they said it was impossible. Please tell me what to do. I am deeply concerned. NOT GUILTY. Dear Not Guilty: The man sounds like a erack-pot who picked your name out of the phone book. Ask the telephone company to change your number. They will be happy to do so when you explain the circumstances. Special agent in charge, John H. Williams of the Portland office of the FBI, announced that a spe cialized bank robbery conference was sponsored by the FBI at Mcdford Tuesday, May 21. Representatives from tlie FBI and other law enforcement agon ies, banks, savings and loan in stitutions and other organizations attended. The local meeting was held in connection with a series of law enforcement conferences scheduled throughout the nation until June 1. Five members of the Klamath Falls Police Department went to Medlord Tuesday to attend this w"81- I Ann Landers wij be glad to help FBI Director J. Edgnr Hoover Lou wiln your' problems. Send stated that this program la do- h.m . her in car of this new signed to meet the throat posed paper, enclosing a stamped, self- py a record numoer oi crimes addressed envelope. against oansing institutions, ne noted that a total of 1.230 viola tions of the Federal Bank Rob bery and Incidental Crimes Stat ute were reported to the FBI dur ing l!Mi2. This figure exceeded tlie 1961 total by over 30 per cent. Confidential to UNLUCKY MAN WHO CAN'T GET A BREAK: Of oourse luck Is a factor In suc cess. But look around and you'll notice that the harder people work the luckier they get. Confidential to STUCK IN SUB URBIA AND LOATHING IT: You'll be happlrr If you resign yourself to O'NeU's law: "He who misses the 6:03 will also miss the 11:40." Public Welfare Group To Meet Here May 24 Firsthand informal ion on how public welfare operates in Oregon will be available to all interested persons when the State Public Welfare Commission meets in Klamath Falls on Friday. May 24 One of a series of quarterly meetings held in six districts of the state, the meeting will consist of two parts. The regular morn ing business session, beginning at 9:30 a.m., will close at noon for an informal no-host luncheon. Dr. Ennis Kcizer of North Bend, chairman of the State Commis sion, will preside at the business representatives of state and local government, county welfare offi cials, and other interested persons are encouraged to ask questions and make suggestions on any as pect of public welfare programs, problems and goals. The commission will meet in the hearing room of the Klamath County Courthouse for both sessions. The district represented in cludes Crook. Deschutes, Harney, Jefferson, Klamath and .Lake counties. 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