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HERALD AND NEWS. Klamath Falls, Ore.
Wtdnnday. May 22, 1963
Annie's Satiric Names
Fire Flow OS Laughter
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: Why do you
persist in calling people "Toots,
"Lamb-Chop," "Bub." "Pelunia,"
"Buster," "Hon-
ey-Bun" and
countless other
I equally undigni
fied names?
Surely you
must be aware
that some peo
ple who write to
you are older
than you are and therefore en
titled to respect. How do you think
a 70-year-old grandmother feels
when you refer to her as "Toots?"
Recently my father-in-law wrote
to you and he did not sign his
rtnmo I rwoynizpri hift IpUpr hp.
cause I happened to know of his : BoJr
problem. 1 admit the situation
he described sounded like that of a
much younger man, but be is
gentleman 63 years of age. In
your reply to him you called
him "Buddy Boy."
Your advice is excellent but
write. When you pop back with.
"Look, Buttercup," or "Listen,
Bub," my husband gets such a
bang out of it he can't slop laugh
ing. "Buster" and "Doll" set him
off, too, but nothing docs it like
Buddy Boy!
Reading your column every day
is almost the same as having a
personal chat with you. Your
wisdom and wit are a priceless
combination. Without being unkind
you scale people down to size with
just the right phrase. And who of
us docsn t need it now and then?
Don't ever lose that refreshing
straightfrom-the-shoulder humor
which your readers dearly love.
-N.C. BOOSTER
Dear Booster: Thanks Doll. And
please five my regards to "Bud-
Dear Ann Landers: I am a re
tired insurance man who has a
good wife, a nice family and I'm
strictly a mind-my-own business
type.
Three weeks ago I received a
telephone call from a man who
"DENN'S THE MENACE"
I" ::::
tou A1EAJ we $Tu oqmt weish a hutoeo pounds '
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aUT'l'i'l'""" i"im i " lj I
your sarcaxa am, smarwrn ( .... . , . .. . .
V9.' or you'll be in serious
bit muchTO THE POINT
my ite or you II be m serious
trouble." 1 asked his name hut he
ftwrA-TliBkyifrywjwoalin-t ,eU , mvited him
fetter. It fc a the first letter I.to com, , my home and talk to
nan uniKi euerw uuj cnu- but he refused. I am com
cism. T ssl ur teals Kip;tteijr innocent and have nothing
the same sukjert. I kape J wiU to hide. I even offered to go see
read it.
Dear Ana Loaders.- Your col
umn is like breath of fresh
airl I especially etsfpy vour
down-to-earth, urresecuxis, cJd
shoe attitude toward i3 who
FBI Slates
Conference
hun but be wouldn't tell me where
be lived or where he worked.
Last week he called again with
the same message. Yesterday, I
received a third call this one was
angrier and I suspect he had
been drinking. I phoned the tele
phone company and asked them
to trace the call but they said it
was impossible.
Please tell me what to do. I am
deeply concerned. NOT GUILTY.
Dear Not Guilty: The man
sounds like a erack-pot who picked
your name out of the phone book.
Ask the telephone company to
change your number. They will be
happy to do so when you explain
the circumstances.
Special agent in charge, John
H. Williams of the Portland office
of the FBI, announced that a spe
cialized bank robbery conference
was sponsored by the FBI at
Mcdford Tuesday, May 21.
Representatives from tlie FBI
and other law enforcement agon
ies, banks, savings and loan in
stitutions and other organizations
attended. The local meeting was
held in connection with a series
of law enforcement conferences
scheduled throughout the nation
until June 1.
Five members of the Klamath
Falls Police Department went to
Medlord Tuesday to attend this
w"81- I Ann Landers wij be glad to help
FBI Director J. Edgnr Hoover Lou wiln your' problems. Send
stated that this program la do- h.m . her in car of this new
signed to meet the throat posed paper, enclosing a stamped, self-
py a record numoer oi crimes addressed envelope.
against oansing institutions, ne
noted that a total of 1.230 viola
tions of the Federal Bank Rob
bery and Incidental Crimes Stat
ute were reported to the FBI dur
ing l!Mi2. This figure exceeded
tlie 1961 total by over 30 per
cent.
Confidential to UNLUCKY MAN
WHO CAN'T GET A BREAK: Of
oourse luck Is a factor In suc
cess. But look around and you'll
notice that the harder people
work the luckier they get.
Confidential to STUCK IN SUB
URBIA AND LOATHING IT:
You'll be happlrr If you resign
yourself to O'NeU's law: "He
who misses the 6:03 will also miss
the 11:40."
Public Welfare Group
To Meet Here May 24
Firsthand informal ion on how
public welfare operates in Oregon
will be available to all interested
persons when the State Public
Welfare Commission meets in
Klamath Falls on Friday. May 24
One of a series of quarterly
meetings held in six districts of
the state, the meeting will consist
of two parts. The regular morn
ing business session, beginning at
9:30 a.m., will close at noon for
an informal no-host luncheon. Dr.
Ennis Kcizer of North Bend,
chairman of the State Commis
sion, will preside at the business
representatives of state and local
government, county welfare offi
cials, and other interested persons
are encouraged to ask questions
and make suggestions on any as
pect of public welfare programs,
problems and goals.
The commission will meet in
the hearing room of the Klamath
County Courthouse for both sessions.
The district represented in
cludes Crook. Deschutes, Harney,
Jefferson, Klamath and .Lake
counties. Previous district meet
ings in this series have been held
in Eugene, Medfoid, Astoria, Pcn-j
meeting
The afternoon session, led by Jlpinn and Hood River
Reuben Larson, chairman ol tlie
Klamath County Public Welfare
Commission, will be given over
to discussion of any aspect of pub
lic welfare the group attending
wishes to explore. Andrew J. Ju
ras, state welfare administrator,
has announced that civic leaders.
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