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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (May 19, 1963)
By Jimmy Hatlo POET'S CORNER DOCTOR'S OFFICE If to the doctor you must go Be sure you call and tell him so. Or in the waiting room you'll Sunday. May 19, IHfiJ Page 4 Until you nearly have a fit Then nursie puts you in a little room Where you sit some more To wait your doom. You wait and wait, wishing you hadn't come And if you dared you'd cut and run. At last the doctor, calm, ap pears Wondering what are your ails und all your fears, Your mind is blank, your tongue is stili They'll Do It Every Time ll k Kto 1 ( JES SSS Tli J L,UMTff?TriBCvUA,0TH'N&TOA',,OTD HORSES- THAT WAV ANP fT 'I'iS V0UN& ) , OUTRAGEOUS UTOU&S.M the "soaro of stock.hch.0.' ,Stm-ua7av V hSrses i aTmTk S T V (1 r, IJ - r . upS V (HCWDLUmW- ( NO BRlNblNC, THAT'S SEST ASSURED THAT WE'LL. R6-J Jumbled 1S0OPE6T THE F M ' 1 LUJJ H 0 TOW SET WHEN '' 11 , , , , . . -W J V - I 1L VKYt 7 i ICKtWUW HNTS ) V V V LOOK LIKE THE 'AND WHAT N J I I I OH, COME NOW! YOU I I I HAD TO LET "N I Jf a? " ' 'if ( HAVE I GAINED?), MU-ST HAVE SAINED ) YOUR TROUSERS r-i in .7? X ..s? , l?'- 'V - - f ANOTHER 0 V NOTHING.' yjX t SOMETHIN&. Jl OUT AGAIN! jy ' 'lL-nL A- f A N, sSSS-"' -i -- -v 1 .f, T5hLl 11 w n (V??V iVl l J ZTZZ. "1 rxt wWfHtR eusuul I fsv 6or a machine we a cjtoTifirAiCf I ,. , J A riT. i . :-:(::: ' rJiJTTd 0ffiM,.7 woncA a volcano . NAMeocAiwi,e-Mo.ciBApHl 1: . - ' v JUST LOOK AT THEM. THE THE AS1EENES SEEM J KNOW.I THINK . irTft-V HEAP OUfgM fH6 WNPOW y Ivl 1 DONY UNDERSTAND! ONES UP NORTH ARE HUSSViNG -roBDRIVIN5,fWIN5,OR TH&V REFER TO IT ji firy7 K ya AN' " r--' LrS, fft . I THE EARTH PEOPLE. J TO THE SOUTH, AND THE ONES SAIUN& TO THE VJESt AND . AS THE TOURIST i S v ljr?5 ' VJjT W t H -ff L-,,-, i IN THE SOUTH ARE SONS NORTH THE WESTERNERS ARE 0OINS 1 SBA60H. l?f 5 7T C-r " Vdl J4J' U Cf- A 5,3 A5-Jjl'r Vfcri' ! AW.VOU'RE NOT IN V" Xl I LOST SOME GEAR 1 I X GOSH, IT FITS LIKE 1 -4 I'VE NO I TflA VaS'7- -UMMMUUW QflEto TOO MUCH TROUBLE THAT'S ALL? TOO, Y'KMOW... 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T go.no to neeo me more than evsr, iI v "nHlTM '"Ck' mBv i'Wx '1 w6 her. I W lmmmT I I'M not re i...i...LJ ilKps A&ISw Hs pil IPfB : fEASTArCSrhl FST5E1 13SHF cHiDgAp 1 1 1 ( 25 wqf CRIME COMMISSIONS f- KSS UlWUH DIFFERENT DISOJISE i ' J''r' '''1 M T.T03t: Jjl ( MONDAY LUNCH f FATHER TO THE CHA'R- Ci nMIIg ON EVE RV JOB. T-'-f 'T -rAr ' A, -" I .V WA-rrwV . UJ I I II 1 h 1 ' 1 - . ........ xwv.-... rM. ... , r nr - ,i 1 r ' 11 - W V 1 r T wRro iTLL. BE GREAT jYOU'RE LUCKY TOO PUT IT RIGUT 1 ' V " I well. Ming os thamks to? 1 I I im to veed ha ha! know ' HEYTLtATS 'VStK J HJN OM RAINY 'I THERES ONLY BYTk4P fYTOI v taL mii , wrl.ic:ant f opduon sewjs to not ccelinq I goin-F39 A P'G"T IT OR not, . I A LJTTiM rX$Sf J ONE LEFT' J TUlVc ? r. 1 V-N , ken match that, I havs turneo out sow I smact spell vet, ann,e, wt I RACf-Alkj V C A I - UftT5-' f.VlL; VlLLy J-IM! IHI5' !?e I ' S KfFN WA8 MV HlftSBND, I'M JUST Pi AIN I PPETTY WELL F0? FoP ME . PVE I AS L0N5 AS 1 MJUP BLAPT.fY I PAKBAINMv l l 'Vrf TTS M 'CfU'V lTl?rr-- ' MY MAIDEN NAME ' ANNIeWWE YOU.ANMIE! MAnflTTHW" MAKE WlfNPS Lf VOULL WVE? ! ZZXX' Z1 , 1rt'? ) f f srml OLL0ArS' il wa Plymouth I ', pm an orphan' . ( far! ! Njjy. kate, iv sot bus oltoi I I...- r-j,rLZj n ,-.i ij " 11 .T- ,. arrlXA- B 1 I U, j: '- Your pain is gone and so is your will. 1 At last it's over and out you go , Wondering what if anything is so You're out some cash and in some pills, Are you sick or well, or are you just nil? Who knows. Teresa M. McComb, Malin. . A GARDEN I MADE A garden I made My very own way Now a garden I have With bright doners gay. I spaded, I raked And I planted the seed. I worked and I worked. To get out every weed. I watered, I tended And worked with a will But without the bricht sun shine, It would be seed and dirt still. Teresa M. McComb. THEY DO THEIR PART NURSES IN HOSPITALS Tomorrow they'll be much hap- pier, By what they do today: ' By accomplishing something . else Besides to loaf and play. If they pursue their work. And carry through their chore; On and beyond their job. Or perhaps a little more. The joy of doing a good job, Is not much fun itself; But in their assigned task. Is cleared from every shelf. This is an inspiration to A perfect goal you seek: To do the very best you can, To aid the sick and weak. Tomorrow will be much happier yes Much brighter than today; " If you are conscious in The tasks along the way. It is not likely you will be Forgotten in Die crowd; Because your devotion to duty Will stand forth good and loud. cm. MAY COD BLESS - LADIES IN A NURSING HO.XfF. May God bless the good ladies, Who toil in a nursing home: By helping the old and weak They are angels on a throne. Their duties never slacken. Their tasks are never light: They always say "good morn ing- But never say "good night." Their job is ever tiresome, yet Hearts thrill at doina more good; They would not fail them even If they knew they could. Every hour their efforts. Are making others sing; And their wish for happiness They will be remembering. To them I give my' gratitude. For helping ethers in distress; It makes them walk a little straightcr. Brings joy and happiness. So again I wish to thank them, And much affection give: To all the Good Ladies Who help the old and sick to i.e. -m NATURE'S CI RE The walk I took todav. meant more than words can sav I siw happy birds o erhead. and tall dry grasses swing and way The sun shone gaily in the bright oiue skv And tlie wind played among the pussy wuiows so hv. You say "trifle things" maybe, I don't know But something told me. nn a walk I must go. The aiture blue lake, and tjie mountains beyond. The frothy ave lashing upon the shore. It was our Lord, not I. that knew the score. He knew my spirits were low when I started. ."'rr limn Mtl home Depression and I would be de- parted. Mrs Ku.'j-eil E Jones