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Jacoby On Bridge NORTH IJ A None V A Q 10 A Q 9 AJ 108765 WEST (D) EAST A A 6 9 4 3 A None KJ2 V 87 8 54 KJ10 86 533 KQ 843 SOUTH A K Q J 10 9 8 7 2 0 3 74 2 North and South vulnerable West North East South 1 2 A Pass 4 N.T. Pass 5 A Pass 6 A Double 7 A Pass 7 A Double Pass Pass Pass Opening lead A K No Science In Bidding By OSWALD JACOBY Newspaper Enterprise' Assn. Bridge bidding is not an exact science and never will be. This inexactness1 becomes more appar ent as the hands become more un balanced and when a very freak ish hand is dealt in a duplicate game the results at different tables bear little resemblance to one another. One of the most interesting of these is from a Toronto game in the middle '30s. At all tables West opened with either a spade of a no-trump and most of the Norths doubled. When one spade was doubled South always left it in, but West would then run to one no-trump which North would double. East would rescue to one of the red suits and South would jump to our spades. West would be too smart to double that and South would make six for a score of 680. When one no-trump was opened and doubled East would rescue. South would jump to four spades and one West doubled. North re doubled and that South scored 1830 for a nice top score. One North South pair man aged to wind up with a minus. It seemed that West opened one spade and North decided to make the strong cue bid of two spades. This encouraged South to try for a slam so he bid four no trump to ask for aces. North bid five spades to show three. South bid six spades. West doubled and North could not stand the pressure. He ran to seven clubs! You, South, hold: 0 VAK 7 QJ 10 98754 AA2 What Is your opening bid? A Bid one diimond. Yon hT far too much trrnth to pre empt and you are just too weak to open with two. TODAY'S QLTSTIOV Your partner responds one ptde. What do you do? Answer Tomorrow Tax Ballot Ruled Out SALEM UPH - A House bill that would submit alternative tax plans to the voters probably would be unconstitutional, Atty. Gen. Robert Thornton said Friday. The bill was sponsored early in the session by Rep. Joe Rogers, fl-lndependenco, chief advocate of a sales tax. , It would have asked voters first whether they wanted any tax pro. gram, and il so. whether they wanted a proposed sales tax or a proposed income tax. At the time tlie measure was drafted. Uie legislative counsel said such a two part election would be constitutional. Thornton said, hoviever. the ma jodty of voters would have to ap prove either tax program tor it to become cffcctiie. He said un der the proposed election, a voter might vote ac-iinst any tax pro gram, and still indicate a prcier ence, thus being counted as part of a majority. , Thornton said "The question would not be resolved as to whether or not either alternative could hae obtained a majority vote if submitted separately." Benning Dies BEND 'UPI' Bend City Commissioner Don Benning died of a heart attack Friday. He was HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath . J I. Mill I 11.111 s s- if -. - mm r PAPER-SACKED PICTURE HANGERS The big color portrait of Conrad Hilton which was mysteriously missing from the new Portland hotel after the opening ball Friday night was returned in good condition by two paper-sacked picture hangers Saturday. Unidentified culprits declined to wait to present the picture to the hotel management. UPI Telephoto WASHINGTON WINDOW Vote Buying Gimmick Began With Deficit Spending Push By LYLI2 C. WILSON United Press International The preachers and other good folk who are trying to shoot down the New Hampshire horse track state lottery would contribute more to the general welfare if they would start shooting at the politicians who buy votes with the voters' own money. This vote buying gimmick is the greatest political shell game of all time. H began to develop in a big way during the deficit spending days of FDR's several administra tions. It became a way of life under FDR's successors, Republi can and Democratic. It is the misfortune of the U.S. taxpayer that he is defenseless against the big spenders. The Re publicans are about as bad as the Democrats in their careless attitude toward the U.S. taxpayer National Science Fair Rated Tops By Students ALBUQUERQUE. N. M. (UPIl Weary high school students, who crammed more than a year of science thrills into a week, headed home Saturday as offi cials rated the national science fair-international held here one of the best ever. New Mexico sponsors of the (air added several "extras" that drew praise from the more than 1.000 students and teachers from across the nation and several foreign countries. Speeches by several of the world's top scientists, a three-day series of seminars, tou'rs of mili tary and scientific facilities in the state, and an exposition of science on the slate fairgrounds were among added attractions. But the main event for the 411 competitors in the annual fair who were selected for the best of more than one million high school science projects was the awards assembly Friday, Thirteen voung scientists won lop prizes of $100 worth of wien - STAR -By CLAY R. M YW Daily Atthrttf Guidt JK, According f tft Stan. To develop mesioqe for Tuesdoy, read word corresponding to numbers 15-21-28-4S jjy 49-67-68 ot your .oaioc birth 1AUWU1 IToit 31 I) M A"A ? 0 3? N5.ng ? LXt-wt Sli''t XlOttm. 63 Ommuntty 35Lterg ASOr 6 Lot 3ft O-i 64 Of 7 Hed ?? . 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Perpetual Motion The political big spenders have brought that about by their irre sponsible piling of one huge an nual treasury deficit on another. Sober citizens, who would as soon buy stock in a perpetual motion machine as to expose their fam ilies to the hazards of a lifetime of living beyond the family means do. nevertheless, applaud the treasury's lifetime of living on borrowed funds. The sober citizens are, in fact slightly goony. They have been entrapped by the politicians into believing that there is such tilic books or equipment for the liest exhibits in each ot seven categories of science awarded by science service, national sponsor. Many other special awards were made by scientific, professional and military groups. Teamsters Sued By Businesses PORTLAND (UPIl - Three Willamette Valley businesses filed a $40,000 damage suit U.S. District Court here Friday acainst Tcamslcr Union Local 324. Salem. The action was filed on behalf of Curly's Dairy, Salem; Timber Valley Dairv, Lebanon and Ed's Market. Salem. The action con lends picketing of retail stores in the Salem and Lebanon areas to force store operators to discon- tinue the sale of Curly and lim- her Valley products. GAZER! O POL LAN" s-gn. '819 36 39 t k044-76 OUAflUt '!. I B" B361-72 MA 31 f.r - 8 30 55 !50 59 785 Monday, May 13. 1963 PACE 5 ?W3 thing as free lunch; that when a bill is paid by money taken from the U.S. treasury in Washington, D.C., the thing paid for is. in fact, free. The blousiesl drunk who ever squandered his nickel for a schoo ner of beer and then tore into the saloon's free lunch never was so far gone that he did not realize that someone had to pay for that (odder. It was paid (or, o( course, by saloon patrons with a lot more than a nickel to spend and a thirst that went far beyond a schooner. These better heeled and thirsty citizens were the saloon patsies. They paid the lab for the free lunch. So it is with 15 of the richer, more developed stajes which are picking up most of the tab for federal handouts to other states. The Taking States These 15 states are: New Jer sey, Delaware, Connecticut, Indi ana. New York, Illinois, Michigan, Maryland, Pennsylvania. Wiscon sin, Massachusetts, Florida, Cali fornia, Ohio and Virginia. For every dollar these states received in handouts from the federal treasury they contributed to the treasury as of a 1959 calcula tioni amounts ranging from $247 by New Jersey to $1.10 by Vir ginia. Delaware broke even, con tributing $1 to the treasury for1 each $t of federal funds allotted to that state. The aided slates, comprising all of the others, contribute less than $1 for each $1 received from the treasury. The range is from $0.97 by Nebraska $0.20 by Alaska. The election returns reveal Me as tonishing fact Ihat among the n states which aid the otliers. the voters seem not to be aware of that situation. Most of these slates are committed by their voting records to big-time federal sx?nd ing. It has become a (act of political life in the United Stales that the 'voters are suckers for the free lunch shell game. The republicans did a pretty good economy job in I the fWth Congress l!Uft-47. lost the 1U48 presidential election and have' not dune much about gov ernment spending since. Not much will be done in the future, either, unless the voters insist by kicking some big siendcrs out of ollicc. Now at Miller's Waitress Skirts Hock Nylon Stroioht 1 Floif Siioi I to II Alio in stock a complete selection of UNIFORMS by: 9 Bob Evom Borco Whit Swan Tiffany Also Woitron Aprons 00 Bittt in our Kotiooi Dot. 5.98 mm Man Also Lothario By ANN LANDERS Dear Ann Landers: So it's the woman who pays is it? Not al ways. In 1902 my salary was $25, 000 plus a gen erous bonus. In 1963 1 will make $15,000 after sev eral months of unemploy ment in Chica go and then onlv due to the loyally of an old ( r i e n d who is also a disgraced exile irom New York. The reason? A woman who ac copied luxuries, love, and swore she'd wait forever (or God to free him so they could marry and enjoy their love publicly. After two years she changed her mind and insisted he get a divorce and marry her or she would ruin him. He refused. The woman then set about harassing him at home w ith telephone calls at all hours of the night. She gathered every scrap of evidence carefully collected over the two years the cards, notes, letters and pictures. She handed it over to the president of the company He lost his iob. The woman has been promoted in the fiim and is doing better than ever. And the word is around that she is now the mistress of another executive. The woman pays? Not always. -FOOL Dear Fool: You got yours, Bub double in spades. But what makes you think she Is home free? The jury is still out on that doll. Check her in about live years if she's still around, that is. Dear Ann Landers: 1 am the mother of three pre-teens who follows your column closely. You make a lot of sense most oi tne tiimc, but 'your views on going steady need clarifying. The phrase going steady ooes Housekeeper Noted In Will SARATOGA SPRINGS, N. Y. IUPH The late actor Monty Woolley has bequeathed $115,000 to his housekeeper and a $3,000 a year income to his sisler-ui-law Woolley, 74, (lieu iwonaay. ms will was filed Friday in Saratoga County Surrogate Court by Spen cer Eddy, the actor's attorney and executor of the estate. Eddy said the estate was sub stantial, but declined to guess at the amount. The bearded actor, best known for his role in "The llan Who Came to Dinner," was a bache lor. Mrs. Gertrude Williams was his housekeeper for many years. His sister-in-law is Mrs. James Woolley of Saratoga Springs. Eddy said Woolley bequeathed a (olio of parts or original print ings of several Shakespeare plays to the Yale Shakespearean Socie ty. Woolley was a Yale alumnus. EARLY KKTIREMfcNT SHREWSBURY, England (Ul'U Mandy Hill, winner of 32 beauty contests, is retiring lonay irom competition to concentrate on her education. Mandy, a winner of baby con tests, is five years old. Economy Minded Low Selection Shrubs I Evtraroont, $1.45 to $2.25 Baker's Landscape Nursery tmn ft, nth TO Pays This Discovers not mean the same thing to all people. When I was in h i g h school (13 years ago I "going stea dy" meant virtually engaged. To day it can mean the boy-girl combination that works best that week. The most nerve-shredding ex ample I can give you occurred yesterday. Our 10-year-old daugh tcr. Dora, came home from school and announced that she and Fred die, the freckle-faced kid (also age 10i who lives next door are going steady." I was shocked at this statement and asked, "What do you mean, going steady? Where do you go?" Dora replied, "Oh we don't real ly go any place, mother. He just hits me during recess. 1 hope I've made my point. DAVENPORT MOTHER Dear Mother: "From the mouths of babes. , . -." Some married people behave the same way. Dear Ann Landers; I (ell des perately in love with a divorced man. Two weeks before we were to be married his former wife telephoned and asked me to have lunch with her. She had heard I was a fine young woman and wanted to "do me a favor." I agreed out of sheer curiosity. How surprised I was at her refined and soft-spoken manner. She was extremely intelligent and didn't (it his description of her. 1 listened for three hours as she outlined her 14 years of marriage, described his excessive drinking. violent out bursts of temper and women on the side including a 17-ycar-old baby sitter. I told myself she was lying and 1 discounted everything she had said. Now. after two years of marriage everything that hap pened to her has happened to me. A woman who wants to learn all about a divorced man should talk to his ex-wife. Who knows better than she? ALSO AN AUTHOR1TY Dear Also; The woman who has been there Is bound to know something Ihat a luture wife can never know. Such information might be useful, hut who listens? To loam t h e difference be tween a marriage that "seltles down" and one thai "gels dull," send for Ann Landers' booklet "What To Expect From Mar riage." enclosing with your re quest 20 cents in coin and a long, self-addressed, stamped envelope. Ann Landers will be glad to help you with your problems. Send them to her in care of this newspaper enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope. Keep iPY Mil v,'1 MODESTY, MODESTY Humorous side of fhe second annual Orange State College elephant race program in Los Alamitos, Calif., finds attractive coed Bonnie Lynn Volk, mahoutess from Sarah Lawrence College of New York as she tumbles from her. mount during the pre-race parade. At right the same young lady is shown as she tries, to hide a rip in the seat of her silks, suffered as she mounted the elephant. . . UPI Telephoto Elephant Race Brightened As Girl Jockey Splits Silks LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. (UPD- The second annual intercollegiate elephant race at "Jumble Downs" Friday was enlivened by a fe male jockey who split her silks and a trainer whose foot was stepped on by a pachyderm. Bonnie Lynne Volk, 20, a pretty blonde from Sarah Lawrence Col lege of Bronxville, N. Y., provid ed the most suspense o( the meet when her skin-tight pants split be fore the junior varsity events. Unruffled, Bonnie borrowed someonc s Bermuda shorts and remounted the animals. She fin ished second in her class. Ray Rodman, a professional trainer, received a badly bruised loe when he got loo close to Sheba," who scales three tons. "Sheha jerked to one side when the oilier elephant in the race bellowed," said Rodman. But Rodman went back to bis role as guide, although limping considera bly. Anollicr charming mahoutess. Susanne Smith, 21, Mills College of Oakland, Calif., lent atmoi pherc to the pachyderm race by i wearing a sexy sari with a bare People Read SPOT ADS you are now. Paw Your Build your credit by using it wisely . . . by meeting every payment deadline unfailingly. Who knows when you will heed good credit . . . for a new home, to join a lodge, to open a new account, because of illness or death in the family. . Your midriff. She finished third behind Miss Volk in the junior varsity division. Gallantly was a code of the race sponsors, Orange Stale Col lege. As the only two distaff jock eys, Misses Volk and Smith were co-recipienls of the sweetstakes award given for "charm, person ality and all that." The University of Southern Cal ifornia entry, two and a half ton tut oio mow milium co. mmmn, u. Q2 )ll I Credit Sooj! "Margie," romped to victory in the varsity division, while Califor nia Lutheran of Los Angeles won the junior varsity and St. Mary's of California the freshman cate gory. " -' A breath of scandal nearly touched this year's contest. One. of the baby elephants was disqual ified when stewards found a gal lon jug of milk used as a prompter. iimucir imium iouiiok hhiem m rim
