Jacoby
On Bridge
NORTH IJ
A None
V A Q 10
A Q 9
AJ 108765
WEST (D) EAST
A A 6 9 4 3 A None
KJ2 V 87 8 54
KJ10 86 533
KQ 843
SOUTH
A K Q J 10 9 8 7 2
0 3
74
2
North and South vulnerable
West North East South
1 2 A Pass 4 N.T.
Pass 5 A Pass 6 A
Double 7 A Pass 7 A
Double Pass Pass Pass
Opening lead A K
No Science
In Bidding
By OSWALD JACOBY
Newspaper Enterprise' Assn.
Bridge bidding is not an exact
science and never will be. This
inexactness1 becomes more appar
ent as the hands become more un
balanced and when a very freak
ish hand is dealt in a duplicate
game the results at different
tables bear little resemblance to
one another.
One of the most interesting of
these is from a Toronto game
in the middle '30s.
At all tables West opened with
either a spade of a no-trump
and most of the Norths doubled.
When one spade was doubled
South always left it in, but West
would then run to one no-trump
which North would double. East
would rescue to one of the red
suits and South would jump to
our spades. West would be too
smart to double that and South
would make six for a score of
680.
When one no-trump was opened
and doubled East would rescue.
South would jump to four spades
and one West doubled. North re
doubled and that South scored
1830 for a nice top score.
One North South pair man
aged to wind up with a minus.
It seemed that West opened one
spade and North decided to make
the strong cue bid of two spades.
This encouraged South to try
for a slam so he bid four no
trump to ask for aces. North
bid five spades to show three.
South bid six spades. West
doubled and North could not
stand the pressure. He ran to
seven clubs!
You, South, hold:
0 VAK 7 QJ 10 98754 AA2
What Is your opening bid?
A Bid one diimond. Yon hT
far too much trrnth to pre
empt and you are just too weak
to open with two.
TODAY'S QLTSTIOV
Your partner responds one
ptde. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
Tax Ballot
Ruled Out
SALEM UPH - A House bill
that would submit alternative tax
plans to the voters probably would
be unconstitutional, Atty. Gen.
Robert Thornton said Friday.
The bill was sponsored early in
the session by Rep. Joe Rogers,
fl-lndependenco, chief advocate of
a sales tax.
, It would have asked voters first
whether they wanted any tax pro.
gram, and il so. whether they
wanted a proposed sales tax or a
proposed income tax.
At the time tlie measure was
drafted. Uie legislative counsel
said such a two part election
would be constitutional.
Thornton said, hoviever. the ma
jodty of voters would have to ap
prove either tax program tor it
to become cffcctiie. He said un
der the proposed election, a voter
might vote ac-iinst any tax pro
gram, and still indicate a prcier
ence, thus being counted as part
of a majority.
, Thornton said "The question
would not be resolved as to
whether or not either alternative
could hae obtained a majority
vote if submitted separately."
Benning Dies
BEND 'UPI' Bend City
Commissioner Don Benning died
of a heart attack Friday. He was
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PAPER-SACKED PICTURE HANGERS The big color portrait of Conrad Hilton which
was mysteriously missing from the new Portland hotel after the opening ball Friday
night was returned in good condition by two paper-sacked picture hangers Saturday.
Unidentified culprits declined to wait to present the picture to the hotel management.
UPI Telephoto
WASHINGTON WINDOW
Vote Buying Gimmick Began
With Deficit Spending Push
By LYLI2 C. WILSON
United Press International
The preachers and other good
folk who are trying to shoot down
the New Hampshire horse track
state lottery would contribute
more to the general welfare if
they would start shooting at the
politicians who buy votes with the
voters' own money.
This vote buying gimmick is the
greatest political shell game of all
time. H began to develop in a big
way during the deficit spending
days of FDR's several administra
tions. It became a way of life
under FDR's successors, Republi
can and Democratic.
It is the misfortune of the U.S.
taxpayer that he is defenseless
against the big spenders. The Re
publicans are about as bad as
the Democrats in their careless
attitude toward the U.S. taxpayer
National Science Fair
Rated Tops By Students
ALBUQUERQUE. N. M. (UPIl
Weary high school students,
who crammed more than a year
of science thrills into a week,
headed home Saturday as offi
cials rated the national science
fair-international held here one
of the best ever.
New Mexico sponsors of the (air
added several "extras" that drew
praise from the more than 1.000
students and teachers from across
the nation and several foreign
countries.
Speeches by several of the
world's top scientists, a three-day
series of seminars, tou'rs of mili
tary and scientific facilities in
the state, and an exposition of
science on the slate fairgrounds
were among added attractions.
But the main event for the 411
competitors in the annual fair
who were selected for the best of
more than one million high school
science projects was the awards
assembly Friday,
Thirteen voung scientists won
lop prizes of $100 worth of wien -
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combe of the Brooklyn Dodgers
won the first Cy Young pitching
award in 1956.
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and. more especially, toward the
taxpayer's dollar, which has been
rotting away at great rate in re
cent years. The dollar will buy
today less than halt of its pur
chasing power of less than 25
years ago.
Perpetual Motion
The political big spenders have
brought that about by their irre
sponsible piling of one huge an
nual treasury deficit on another.
Sober citizens, who would as soon
buy stock in a perpetual motion
machine as to expose their fam
ilies to the hazards of a lifetime
of living beyond the family means
do. nevertheless, applaud the
treasury's lifetime of living on
borrowed funds.
The sober citizens are, in fact
slightly goony. They have been
entrapped by the politicians into
believing that there is such
tilic books or equipment for the
liest exhibits in each ot seven
categories of science awarded by
science service, national sponsor.
Many other special awards were
made by scientific, professional
and military groups.
Teamsters Sued
By Businesses
PORTLAND (UPIl - Three
Willamette Valley businesses
filed a $40,000 damage suit
U.S. District Court here Friday
acainst Tcamslcr Union Local
324. Salem.
The action was filed on behalf
of Curly's Dairy, Salem; Timber
Valley Dairv, Lebanon and Ed's
Market. Salem. The action con
lends picketing of retail stores in
the Salem and Lebanon areas to
force store operators to discon-
tinue the sale of Curly and lim-
her Valley products.
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PACE 5
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thing as free lunch; that when a
bill is paid by money taken from
the U.S. treasury in Washington,
D.C., the thing paid for is. in fact,
free. The blousiesl drunk who ever
squandered his nickel for a schoo
ner of beer and then tore into the
saloon's free lunch never was so
far gone that he did not realize
that someone had to pay for that
(odder.
It was paid (or, o( course, by
saloon patrons with a lot more
than a nickel to spend and a
thirst that went far beyond a
schooner. These better heeled and
thirsty citizens were the saloon
patsies. They paid the lab for the
free lunch. So it is with 15 of
the richer, more developed stajes
which are picking up most of the
tab for federal handouts to other
states.
The Taking States
These 15 states are: New Jer
sey, Delaware, Connecticut, Indi
ana. New York, Illinois, Michigan,
Maryland, Pennsylvania. Wiscon
sin, Massachusetts, Florida, Cali
fornia, Ohio and Virginia. For
every dollar these states received
in handouts from the federal
treasury they contributed to the
treasury as of a 1959 calcula
tioni amounts ranging from $247
by New Jersey to $1.10 by Vir
ginia. Delaware broke even, con
tributing $1 to the treasury for1
each $t of federal funds allotted
to that state.
The aided slates, comprising all
of the others, contribute less than
$1 for each $1 received from the
treasury. The range is from $0.97
by Nebraska $0.20 by Alaska.
The election returns reveal Me as
tonishing fact Ihat among the n
states which aid the otliers. the
voters seem not to be aware of
that situation. Most of these slates
are committed by their voting
records to big-time federal sx?nd
ing. It has become a (act of political
life in the United Stales that the
'voters are suckers for the free
lunch shell game. The republicans
did a pretty good economy job in I
the fWth Congress l!Uft-47. lost
the 1U48 presidential election and
have' not dune much about gov
ernment spending since. Not much
will be done in the future, either,
unless the voters insist by kicking
some big siendcrs out of ollicc.
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Man Also
Lothario
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: So it's the
woman who pays is it? Not al
ways. In 1902 my
salary was $25,
000 plus a gen
erous bonus. In
1963 1 will make
$15,000 after sev
eral months
of unemploy
ment in Chica
go and then
onlv due to the
loyally of an old ( r i e n d who
is also a disgraced exile irom
New York.
The reason? A woman who ac
copied luxuries, love, and swore
she'd wait forever (or God to
free him so they could marry
and enjoy their love publicly.
After two years she changed
her mind and insisted he get a
divorce and marry her or she
would ruin him. He refused. The
woman then set about harassing
him at home w ith telephone calls
at all hours of the night. She
gathered every scrap of evidence
carefully collected over the two
years the cards, notes, letters
and pictures. She handed it over
to the president of the company
He lost his iob.
The woman has been promoted
in the fiim and is doing better
than ever. And the word is around
that she is now the mistress of
another executive.
The woman pays? Not always.
-FOOL
Dear Fool: You got yours, Bub
double in spades. But what
makes you think she Is home
free?
The jury is still out on that
doll. Check her in about live
years if she's still around, that
is.
Dear Ann Landers: 1 am the
mother of three pre-teens who
follows your column closely. You
make a lot of sense most oi tne
tiimc, but 'your views on going
steady need clarifying.
The phrase going steady ooes
Housekeeper
Noted In Will
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N. Y.
IUPH The late actor Monty
Woolley has bequeathed $115,000 to
his housekeeper and a $3,000 a
year income to his sisler-ui-law
Woolley, 74, (lieu iwonaay. ms
will was filed Friday in Saratoga
County Surrogate Court by Spen
cer Eddy, the actor's attorney
and executor of the estate.
Eddy said the estate was sub
stantial, but declined to guess at
the amount.
The bearded actor, best known
for his role in "The llan Who
Came to Dinner," was a bache
lor. Mrs. Gertrude Williams was
his housekeeper for many years.
His sister-in-law is Mrs. James
Woolley of Saratoga Springs.
Eddy said Woolley bequeathed
a (olio of parts or original print
ings of several Shakespeare plays
to the Yale Shakespearean Socie
ty. Woolley was a Yale alumnus.
EARLY KKTIREMfcNT
SHREWSBURY, England (Ul'U
Mandy Hill, winner of 32 beauty
contests, is retiring lonay irom
competition to concentrate on her
education.
Mandy, a winner of baby con
tests, is five years old.
Economy Minded
Low Selection Shrubs
I Evtraroont,
$1.45 to $2.25
Baker's Landscape Nursery
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Pays This
Discovers
not mean the same thing to all
people. When I was in h i g h
school (13 years ago I "going stea
dy" meant virtually engaged. To
day it can mean the boy-girl
combination that works best that
week.
The most nerve-shredding ex
ample I can give you occurred
yesterday. Our 10-year-old daugh
tcr. Dora, came home from school
and announced that she and Fred
die, the freckle-faced kid (also
age 10i who lives next door are
going steady."
I was shocked at this statement
and asked, "What do you mean,
going steady? Where do you
go?"
Dora replied, "Oh we don't real
ly go any place, mother. He just
hits me during recess.
1 hope I've made my point.
DAVENPORT MOTHER
Dear Mother: "From the
mouths of babes. , . -." Some
married people behave the same
way.
Dear Ann Landers; I (ell des
perately in love with a divorced
man. Two weeks before we were
to be married his former wife
telephoned and asked me to have
lunch with her. She had heard
I was a fine young woman and
wanted to "do me a favor." I
agreed out of sheer curiosity.
How surprised I was at her
refined and soft-spoken manner.
She was extremely intelligent and
didn't (it his description of her.
1 listened for three hours as she
outlined her 14 years of marriage,
described his excessive drinking.
violent out bursts of temper and
women on the side including a
17-ycar-old baby sitter.
I told myself she was lying
and 1 discounted everything she
had said. Now. after two years
of marriage everything that hap
pened to her has happened to
me.
A woman who wants to learn
all about a divorced man should
talk to his ex-wife. Who knows
better than she? ALSO AN
AUTHOR1TY
Dear Also; The woman who
has been there Is bound to know
something Ihat a luture wife can
never know. Such information
might be useful, hut who listens?
To loam t h e difference be
tween a marriage that "seltles
down" and one thai "gels dull,"
send for Ann Landers' booklet
"What To Expect From Mar
riage." enclosing with your re
quest 20 cents in coin and a long,
self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Ann Landers will be glad to
help you with your problems.
Send them to her in care of this
newspaper enclosing a stamped,
self-addressed envelope.
Keep
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MODESTY, MODESTY Humorous side of fhe second annual Orange State College
elephant race program in Los Alamitos, Calif., finds attractive coed Bonnie Lynn
Volk, mahoutess from Sarah Lawrence College of New York as she tumbles from her.
mount during the pre-race parade. At right the same young lady is shown as she tries,
to hide a rip in the seat of her silks, suffered as she mounted the elephant. . .
UPI Telephoto
Elephant Race Brightened
As Girl Jockey Splits Silks
LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. (UPD-
The second annual intercollegiate
elephant race at "Jumble Downs"
Friday was enlivened by a fe
male jockey who split her silks
and a trainer whose foot was
stepped on by a pachyderm.
Bonnie Lynne Volk, 20, a pretty
blonde from Sarah Lawrence Col
lege of Bronxville, N. Y., provid
ed the most suspense o( the meet
when her skin-tight pants split be
fore the junior varsity events.
Unruffled, Bonnie borrowed
someonc s Bermuda shorts and
remounted the animals. She fin
ished second in her class.
Ray Rodman, a professional
trainer, received a badly bruised
loe when he got loo close to
Sheba," who scales three tons.
"Sheha jerked to one side when
the oilier elephant in the race
bellowed," said Rodman. But
Rodman went back to bis role as
guide, although limping considera
bly. Anollicr charming mahoutess.
Susanne Smith, 21, Mills College
of Oakland, Calif., lent atmoi
pherc to the pachyderm race by
i wearing a sexy sari with a bare
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Miss Volk in the junior varsity
division.
Gallantly was a code of the
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"Margie," romped to victory in
the varsity division, while Califor
nia Lutheran of Los Angeles won
the junior varsity and St. Mary's
of California the freshman cate
gory. " -'
A breath of scandal nearly
touched this year's contest. One.
of the baby elephants was disqual
ified when stewards found a gal
lon jug of milk used as a
prompter.
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